Britney Spears is an Idiot: SHOCKER!

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Eh, this was pretty boring.
They showed that video of her almost dropping her baby with a drink in her other hand. She slipped on some "cobblestones". Showed the other "controversial" pics of her driving with her baby on her lap, which she explained as "country" and besides she was in a hurry (to get away from paparazzi), and the one with the car seat facing the wrong way. She broke down when Matt Lauer asked "What do you think it will take for the paparazzi to leave you alone? Is that your greatest wish?"

She said she's not going to record any more music for another year or two.

― Marmot 4-Tay (marmotwolof), Friday, 16 June 2006 04:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/2006/06/britney-spears-matt-lauer.jpg

― Marmot 4-Tay (marmotwolof), Friday, 16 June 2006 04:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/7142/country.jpg

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Friday, 16 June 2006 04:37 (nineteen years ago)

whoa!

http://www.march.force9.co.uk/britney/pictures/pic2.jpg
http://www.hollywoodrag.com/images/uploads/britney_fat_thumb.jpg

not that i've aged much better, mind.

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Friday, 16 June 2006 04:41 (nineteen years ago)

I think she's allowed a double chin being 6 months pregnant.

― Marmot 4-Tay (marmotwolof), Friday, 16 June 2006 04:52 (nineteen years ago)

mmmokay. still, i've never seen pregnancy do ^that^ to someone. i actually makes me sad. like i don't want brintney #1 to see brintney #2.

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Friday, 16 June 2006 05:03 (nineteen years ago)

I thought she looked a bit like Liza Minnelli in the pic that I posted.

― Marmot 4-Tay (marmotwolof), Friday, 16 June 2006 05:07 (nineteen years ago)

Damn, it looks like as far as looks, she's heading down the same road as Courtney Love!

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Friday, 16 June 2006 05:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://netmode.vietnamnet.vn/dataimages/original/images467915_CourtneyLove.jpg

― Marmot 4-Tay (marmotwolof), Friday, 16 June 2006 05:27 (nineteen years ago)

GAAAA!! Oh dear GOD!!

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Friday, 16 June 2006 05:47 (nineteen years ago)

She said she's not going to record any more music for another year or two.

Maybe her label will wise up, have her lose weight and just make music videos from now on. Perhaps the eventual merger of digital music and television will allow men to watch the quasi-porn videos from pop stars but let them sync it with other music they would rather listen to while they masturbate. I don't want to pitch this invention but I'll take the money from it.

― Cunga (Cunga), Friday, 16 June 2006 06:14 (nineteen years ago)

rubbish

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:51 (nineteen years ago)

Her career is pretty much over, isn't it?

― darin (darin), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

great minds at work in this thread

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

I love pop as much as the next guy, but Britney waiting "a few years" to make music = career suicide.

― darin (darin), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

Please tell me that Courtney Love pic has been photoshopped.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

Britney could disappear for two or three years and re-emerge as Faith Hill.

― pdf (Phil Freeman), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

Does the world really need more music from Britney Spears? Give the spotlight to someone new. She's old news.

― billstevejim (billstevejim), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

yes, she should stick to the political punditry.

― DAVE, for #1 Hits of yesterday and today! (dave225.3), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

what a bizarre person to be a celebrity. she isn't even remotely talented, and she's incredibly stupid.

oh. wait. yeah.

― Emily B (Emily B), Saturday, 17 June 2006 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

and yet, i heart 'toxic'. still dance around in my pajamas to it.

― Emily B (Emily B), Saturday, 17 June 2006 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

i kind of like her new double-chin, deranged aviator spex look.

― lf (lfam), Saturday, 17 June 2006 03:38 (nineteen years ago)

She just needs a cigarette holder and a fishing hat.

― Marmot 4-Tay (marmotwolof), Saturday, 17 June 2006 03:43 (nineteen years ago)

Let's be honest here -- we ALL need that.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 17 June 2006 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

yes the courtney has been photoshopped...remember elvis had 3 distinct careers, this is the end of britneys first, we can still have the comeback special followed by our lady of sorrows/las vegas division

― anthony easton (anthony), Saturday, 17 June 2006 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

She's going goth:

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/2006-06/23/xin_270603231446257304311.jpg

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Saturday, 24 June 2006 02:53 (nineteen years ago)

that's a slight improvement over the fat & trashy look she's been sporting of late (and, yes, i know she's preggers, but i think the flab is more than just the critter she's carrying)

― timmy tannin (pompous), Saturday, 24 June 2006 02:57 (nineteen years ago)

remember elvis had 3 distinct careers, this is the end of britneys first, we can still have the comeback special followed by our lady of sorrows/las vegas division

I can't wait for her "Suspicious Minds."

And her "dead-on-a-toilet" phase, as described in Wayne's World.

― billstevejim (billstevejim), Saturday, 24 June 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

I'm going to hold off on Britney fat jokes until at least six months to a year after she's done having babies.

― Marmot 4-Tay: forth-coming, my child. forth-coming most righteous champion (mar, Saturday, 24 June 2006 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

So you're holding off for a long time then?

― Jimmy Mod: NOIZE BOARD GRIL COMPARISON ANALYST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Sunday, 25 June 2006 00:14 (nineteen years ago)

I dunno, I just think there's no challenge in making fat jokes about a pregnant (or recently pregnant) woman.

― Marmot 4-Tay: forth-coming, my child. forth-coming most righteous champion (mar, Sunday, 25 June 2006 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

fifteen years pass...

I can’t believe the right has not seized upon a narrative that Britney’s rights were taken away because she gave a pro-bush interview to tucker

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Sunday, 18 July 2021 20:28 (four years ago)

I doubt today’s “right” is looking to pull Bush/Iraq out of the memory hole (or dredge up a Britney comment no one remembers)

― aging goth couple™ (morrisp), Sunday, 18 July 2021 21:18 (four years ago)

Bush dropped a dog on its head? I don't remember that..

― Mark G, Tuesday, 20 July 2021 09:09 (four years ago)

Neither does the dog :(

― Noel Emits, Tuesday, 20 July 2021 09:16 (four years ago)

Oof this thread title

― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 July 2021 00:11 (four years ago)

Alex In NYC very much in character.

― Daniel_Rf, Friday, 23 July 2021 10:04 (four years ago)

Yeah, somehow I've only noticed this thread title today and was a bit... startled !

― AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 23 July 2021 12:20 (four years ago)

Why the fuck is this bumped instead of 100 million other britney threads

― treeship., Friday, 23 July 2021 12:32 (four years ago)

not to be all schoolmarmish but come on

― treeship., Friday, 23 July 2021 12:48 (four years ago)

it would be so funny if we freed britney and she immediately endorsed trump for the next election
— 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗯 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗻 (@calebsaysthings) July 23, 2021

― akm, Friday, 23 July 2021 13:35 (four years ago)

toQic

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 23 July 2021 13:44 (four years ago)

It was how I felt then, and it's how I feel now. Do I feel bad about her conservatorship situation? Sure, but that doesn't mean I suddenly think she's eligible for Mensa membership.

― Alex in NYC, Monday, 26 July 2021 13:42 (four years ago)

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