she just wants my johnson... howard
fuck you, lil wayne
― domo genesis p-orridge (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 16:22 (thirteen years ago) link
On the new Taio Cruz single, Travie McCoy says, "I feel like breakin' too....ELECTRIC BOOGALOO".
I don't have enough face or enough palm.
― The Reverend, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 11:44 (thirteen years ago) link
R.I.P. Travie McCoy, sorry you had to be drowned
― trv kvnt (some dude), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 13:05 (thirteen years ago) link
i'll give props for "you and them white girls... PARTY OF FIVE"
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 10 February 2011 02:30 (thirteen years ago) link
put you out your misery... kathy bates
― pearsonic, Sunday, 20 March 2011 17:34 (thirteen years ago) link
special bump for stupid Chris Brown
She wax it all off... MISTER MIYAGIAnd the suicide doors... HARIKIRI
like
― maher shalal smash paz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link
haha i was smh at that at least twice yesterday
― some dude, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 15:29 (thirteen years ago) link
girl, your coochie is so fine it makes me think of
http://tvrecappersanonymous.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/mr_miyagi.jpg
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 16:26 (thirteen years ago) link
the weeknd have one of these. "Nightmare ... elm street"
― so fly zone (D-40), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 16:30 (thirteen years ago) link
method man's (otherwise excellent) verse on "every soldier in the hood" includes the line "bite an ear, mike tyson" which is borderline imho
― bernard snowy, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 21:39 (thirteen years ago) link
Counts - Meth is well-schooled in proper comparatives, this is clearly him trying to hang with the younger generation.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 25 March 2011 04:49 (thirteen years ago) link
Ugggghhhhhh not you meth
― ronan's revenge (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 25 March 2011 04:53 (thirteen years ago) link
haha, this Fred The Godson track has some pretty awesome ones
"For the record, I came with the Mac... Serato"
“I came in the crib unexpected... Kramer”
― ronan's revenge (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 25 March 2011 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link
“I came in the crib unexpected... Tuomas”
loool
― absolutely clean glasses, Friday, 25 March 2011 21:13 (thirteen years ago) link
hahaha!
― kl0ppa kl0ppa down (tpp), Friday, 25 March 2011 21:13 (thirteen years ago) link
i seriously just did an interview with Fred where I literally asked him about the moment he came up with that line
― ronan's revenge (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 25 March 2011 21:20 (thirteen years ago) link
"well i basically just sit reading techcrunch looking for punchlines"
― kl0ppa kl0ppa down (tpp), Friday, 25 March 2011 21:22 (thirteen years ago) link
heard "love in this club" on the radio today & in his verse jeezy says "bag you like some groceries"
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00797/dinosaur-spain_797107c.jpg
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 May 2011 22:34 (thirteen years ago) link
lol at that jpeg
― chairfuckers union (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 22:35 (thirteen years ago) link
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, May 11, 2011 6:34 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
DUDE
i had the exact same experience and the exact same thought today, like maybe an hour before you posted that, hundreds of miles away
trippy
― contenderoni (some dude), Thursday, 12 May 2011 00:48 (thirteen years ago) link
although admittedly i also thought of this:
Alex in Baltimore wrote this on thread pick only one: ways to be freed by young jeezy on board I Love Music on Apr 14, 2008
HOOS will be your medicine, you'll take every dose of steen
― contenderoni (some dude), Thursday, 12 May 2011 00:49 (thirteen years ago) link
hahah damn xp
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 12 May 2011 01:50 (thirteen years ago) link
HOOS will be my bodyguard, I will be your long lost stani will call you whiney and whiney when you call me you can callll meeee some dude
― beefaroni merchant, part-time fish tank bitch. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 May 2011 01:51 (thirteen years ago) link
i was coming back to post lyrics to 'Goonchronicity' but you killed the mood
― contenderoni (some dude), Thursday, 12 May 2011 01:54 (thirteen years ago) link
is rap's first every grocery bag actually on "buggin out"
― tupac, bach (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:36 (twelve years ago) link
"minds get flooded... ejaculation"
???
i like to imagine you having to pull the car over and get out to catch your breath as this realization fully dawns on you
― generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:38 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.math.nyu.edu/%7Ecrorres/Archimedes/Crown/ArchBathNBC3.jpg
― generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:39 (twelve years ago) link
no but seriously that's entirely possible
i strive to be the world's number one grocery bag archeologist
― tupac, bach (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:41 (twelve years ago) link
a formative moment in my historic research was when amidst a three day road trip i decided to "reassess" 'graduation'
― tupac, bach (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:42 (twelve years ago) link
i think you have the winner until proven otherwise
― van ingalls wilder (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:42 (twelve years ago) link
anyone have any contacts inside CNN?
― tupac, bach (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:43 (twelve years ago) link
man i haven't talked to capone in a while, might still have his number
― van ingalls wilder (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:45 (twelve years ago) link
"i strive to be the world's number one grocery bagarcheologist... INDIANA JONES"
― original bgm, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 22:04 (twelve years ago) link
miss u "bedrock"
― markers, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 22:26 (twelve years ago) link
http://files.glassesusa.com.s3.amazonaws.com/hillary/journalists/Anderson_Cooper.jpg
got contacts inside CNN... ANDERSON COOPER
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/02/16/alg_cipriani_anderson-cooper.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 22:52 (twelve years ago) link
Hey J0rdan, this is kinda interesting...I think I may have found the oldest grocery bag line in existence...but it's obviously where the idea in hip hop came from, but this is pretty much a Proper Grocery Bag. Doubt we'll find anything earlier than this.
punk poet John Cooper Clarke, 1979, the piece "Twat"...listen at 46/47 seconds in...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS5QMT-JUt4
― amada thuggindiss (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 16:03 (twelve years ago) link
the british ruin everything
― thomp, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 16:06 (twelve years ago) link
how do you ruin shitty drake punchlines?
anyway kinda interesting as obviously no rapper has ever heard john cooper clarke, but weird when someone thought of the exact same structure totally separately that long ago...even the long pause, the whole construction is just the same.
― amada thuggindiss (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 16:08 (twelve years ago) link
I could have sworn I made the John Cooper Clarke grocery bag observation once upon a time but evidently not on ILX.
I suspect if you are going down this road there's something even earlier than 1979 but that'd an excellent effort nonetheles.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 16:20 (twelve years ago) link
i wasn't really looking, i was just listening to "me and my big mouth" this cooper clarke old vinyl comp this AM and that line jumped out at me!
― amada thuggindiss (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 16:22 (twelve years ago) link
I'm not sure it's quite shoehorned in enough though.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 16:22 (twelve years ago) link
obviously no rapper has ever heard john cooper clarke
― ennui morricone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 16:24 (twelve years ago) link
Maybe if it were like "You make life a fairytale... BEANSTALK" then it'd attain the right level of clumsiness.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 16:26 (twelve years ago) link
xpost thanks for reposting what i just said whiney
― amada thuggindiss (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 16:50 (twelve years ago) link
obviously
― ennui morricone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 16:55 (twelve years ago) link
i get the feeling you're trying to make a point, so you're thinking lil' wayne and drake have heard this particular john cooper clarke song or what?
― amada thuggindiss (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 16:59 (twelve years ago) link
Ha at "You make life a fairytale... BEANSTALK"
I mentioned this in the Ice Cube thread, but when I saw him live a couple of weeks ago (w/ Naughty by Nature, who were kinda great!), he brought out one of his sons to rap (he goes by the name Doughboy, which is kind of weird, I think), and the kid dropped like 4 or 5 grocery bags right out of the gate. Something about "we burning trees... CHRISTMAS" or some such.
― She Got the Shakes, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 17:06 (twelve years ago) link