Why would anyone want to be a music journalist RATHER than a musician?

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Damn. Our bassist's husband worked with Iron Maiden and used to hang out with them quite a bit - wonder if I could ask him if he could find me a copy!

kate (kate), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 13:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Our bassist's husband...

See! yr still in a band and yr still a musician. I knew it!

mei (mei), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 13:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Oops, slip of the keyboard - Ex-Bassist's. Habits die hard. I'm sure that people who are divorced slip and occasionally refer to their ex as their husband or things like that. :-(

kate (kate), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 13:42 (twenty-three years ago)

''[Wells] was passionate but he did give reasons (political ones)
half-arsed ones''

still better than the most of the garbage churned out week in, week out by the music press.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 13:42 (twenty-three years ago)

"Passionate, me? (*blushes*)" "Yeah bitch you're passin' the liquor store, pull over"

dave q, Tuesday, 10 June 2003 13:44 (twenty-three years ago)

I can see what you're getting act, but if you prefer the written word over sound then it seems to me the natural choice would be novelist, or poet, or short story writer. I think they're the literary equivalents of musician.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Back to what I said... i f you love music and JOURNALISM repeat JOURNALISM, be a bleeding MUSIC JOURNALIST

runs off tearing out hair....

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 13:48 (twenty-three years ago)

You know, Julio hates passion like Ned hates fun.

Aw man.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 13:54 (twenty-three years ago)

"i heard you sold your laptops and bought guitars/i heard you sold your guitars and bought a laptop"

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 13:54 (twenty-three years ago)

novelist = past-sell-by-date format limitation (cf interview)
short story writer = past-sell-by-date format limitation (cf review)
poet = past-sell-by-date format limitation (cf listings capsule review) (heh cozen to thread)

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 13:55 (twenty-three years ago)

And so...

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 14:19 (twenty-three years ago)

It would help if I knew who the first person was...

kate (kate), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 14:59 (twenty-three years ago)

steven wells is passionate

no, steven wells is a schtick.

stevie (stevie), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 15:04 (twenty-three years ago)

The two answers I like best on this thread:

maybe some people have writing as their first love? If music is your second greatest passion it makes sense to combine the two, no? -- Anna

[I've been creating my own music since I was 16, but I've been writing since I was barely out of the womb. I love doing both, but I can't imagine not writing.]

you don't necessarily get to do the things that you want, but you get to do the things that you are GOOD at -- Kate

[Throughout my life, I've been praised for my writing. I've only really been praised for my music recently, since my band has started playing out -- but I also don't take that praise personally, since we're a fully collaborative six-piece band. For the last few years, I've been hanging my musical aspirations on a genius solo album that I will someday record. But it's entirely conceivable that I'll try that and it will turn out terrible. And so back to writing, because I know I'm good at it. And specifically nonfiction/criticism, because I know I'm better at that than fiction/poetry.]

Other reasons why I might prefer to be a journalist than a musician: 1. I feel like my ideas for things to write are frequently more original than my ideas for music to make. 2. I'm clueless about technology (which doesn't stop me from plunking around on my keyboard, but could stop me from making that killer solo record.)

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 15:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Why would anyone want to be a racing driver RATHER than a racetrack designer?

i.e. music criticism has an explicit referent, a competitive element - R Kelly releases a new single, 100 people write about it - they might be trying to capture its essence, make it mean more (or less) to people, 'conquer' it for themselves or for others - when you do that well it's a thrill, it doesn't feel 'parasitic' or anything.

Another difference - a lot of people create for themselves, or for tiny private audiences. I'm happier having my referent-centred work (journalism) in the public domain, up for discussion, than I am having the creative stuff I do. The question seems a lot less loaded and more two-way when it's about what face you show the world, rather than what you 'are'.

I don't agree that expanding the idea of criticism makes it meaningless, btw.

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 15:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh Kate, you don't know Mary Hart of Entertainment Tonight, America's Most Trusted Celebrity News Source?

also note, Lester Bangs was simply used as the most easily identifiable rock critic. He is meant to represent all of us (in this instance only). The other are specifics.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 15:12 (twenty-three years ago)

No.

kate (kate), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 15:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Me neither

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 15:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, where do you find what J.Lo was wearing when she had her nails done?

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 15:22 (twenty-three years ago)

I check ILM

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 15:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Heat Magazine? (I think? But if I had to solve the answer to such a puzzle, that is where I would check.)

kate (kate), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 15:30 (twenty-three years ago)

>>If you write and record a beautiful piece of music, and I go to someone's house and press play, I should then get as much credit as you? Denying the difference between listening and creating is just being dishonest.<<

I don't give a shit about "credit"; I don't even know what that means. But not understanding why playing a whole bunch of records in a conscious order can be creative is just idiotic. And what if somebody writes a beautiful piece of music using record players as their instrument? And what if you go to somebody's house and pick up their guitar and start strumming? Who deserves more "credit" then? And is the former more like composing, or more like you going to somebody's house and putting on a record? And what about the latter??

chuck, Tuesday, 10 June 2003 15:32 (twenty-three years ago)

if only rock criticism actually lived up to its pretensions 0.00001% of the time...

amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 17:11 (twenty-three years ago)

You really should know what 'credit' means chuck, it's in dictionaries and everything.

mei (mei), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 17:22 (twenty-three years ago)

DVD = still-in-date format limitation / opportunity (cf My Little Eye dvd?)

Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 18:01 (twenty-three years ago)

I agree with you, Mark, tho maybe it hurts me heavy in my heart. Also, agree re: what you said re: Lives, Album Reviews, Features (which was similar) on another thread.

Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 18:03 (twenty-three years ago)

But not understanding why playing a whole bunch of records in a conscious order can be creative is just idiotic

Ah, but that is not what was said. It was 'playing a record player is NO DIFFERENT from playing a guitar.' No mention was made of DJing, nor did I say it wasn't creative. It's just...different.

Re: credit. Chuck, I think I've read about 50 of your posts where you try to give 'credit' to some forgotten 'originator.' This is what's intellectually dishonest: subscribing to certain notions only when they suit your needs.

don't agree that expanding the idea of criticism makes it meaningless, btw.

I think you're responding to something I said. To clarify, it doesn't make criticism meaningless, but focusing on certain similarities between writing about music and making music while ignoring the many differences makes the comparison between the two meaningless.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 18:27 (twenty-three years ago)

>>It was 'playing a record player is NO DIFFERENT from playing a guitar.' No mention was made of DJing, nor did I say it wasn't creative. It's just...different.<<

If you're suggesting that if you sent Frank Kogan to the store to buy a guitar he'd bring home a turntable instead, I seriously doubt you have anything to worry about, oops; I'm sure he *knows* guitars and record players are very different machines. But big deal. You still haven't explained why crediting creativity to one is any different than crediting creativity to the other. (And yes, of course I know what "credit" means in the WORLD; just not sure what it means in the context of your posts here. I'm waiting for you to tell me what it has to do with guitars vs. turntables, or why entertaining one's self or one's peers with one is more valid than doing so with the other.)

chuck, Tuesday, 10 June 2003 18:43 (twenty-three years ago)

[anyway the worst part of being a musicwriter is editors not responding to yr. pitches, even if to say "these are shit, try harder and think more before sending me the next set". ahem.]

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 18:52 (twenty-three years ago)

The Internet is great, because some dude I went to high school with can pick a fight with Chuck Eddy. No offense, Oops.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 18:56 (twenty-three years ago)

what's really great about it is that people can decide they'd like to be called 'oops'

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 18:59 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm waiting for you to tell me what it has to do with guitars vs. turntables, or why entertaining one's self or one's peers with one is more valid than doing so with the other

You'll be waiting a long, long, long time. I'm not making any value statements. It's the same difference between people who design clothes and stylists, between people who design furniture and interior decorators. One is not inherently more creative than the other. BUT, one is a necessary pre-condition for the other. You can't have stylists without clothes designers. You can't have DJ's without musicians. Someone has to provied the source material. This is what I meant by looking at things only from certain perspectives. On many levels, the two activities are alike. On other levels, they're not. Claiming the two are THE SAME FUCKING THING is dishonest. Two things need not be the same in order for their worth to be equal.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 19:11 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah see, like that guy

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 19:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Okay, oops, I get it now (boy am I slow!) -- DJs have source material, and guitarists don't. Gotha.

chuck, Tuesday, 10 June 2003 19:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Gotha = Gotcha (unless it's some obscure country in Western Europe)

chuck, Tuesday, 10 June 2003 19:24 (twenty-three years ago)

if you gave Feral Boy a guitar, he can make music.
if you gave Feral Boy a record player, he can not.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 19:28 (twenty-three years ago)

really?

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 19:29 (twenty-three years ago)

really. unless Feral Boy #1 put out some records for him to make a collage out of.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 19:32 (twenty-three years ago)

yoshihide otomo to thread

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 19:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Christian Marclay to thread, maybe?

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 19:37 (twenty-three years ago)

(x-post)

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 19:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Does that mean reading a whole bunch of books is the same as writing them, or do you have to read them aloud? Or be seen reading them, but what if you just hold them in front of you on the bus when you're actually illiterate and are holding it upside down? Also, maybe Lars Ulrich should hang out in public libraries and rip the last page out of everything in the 'mystery' section

dave q, Tuesday, 10 June 2003 19:42 (twenty-three years ago)

but dave, the whole point of this thread and other, is that writing isn't an art, but banging away on a guitar (acoustic preferably) clearly is

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 19:43 (twenty-three years ago)

you can just rub the needle

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 19:44 (twenty-three years ago)

arf

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 19:44 (twenty-three years ago)

the whole point of this thread and other, is that writing isn't an art, but banging away on a guitar (acoustic preferably) clearly is

It is??? If you say so...

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 19:47 (twenty-three years ago)

i think that was implied

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 19:47 (twenty-three years ago)

also the notion that musicians aren't parasites must be dispensed with (every girlfriend/waitress in athens/olympia to thread)

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 19:50 (twenty-three years ago)

what was implied?

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 19:51 (twenty-three years ago)

I apologize for using the word "parasitic" to describe music criticism, which got many people justifiably exercised and was excessively tendentious. In the ideal situation, music and criticism would have a symbiotic relationship, meaning that both would provide a useful function for the other. Musicians would be inspired by critics and vice versa. But in reality, I'm not sure how often it happens. Do musicians ever cite music criticism as a major influence on their music? In my experience, they tend to cite other bands and sometimes even authors or filmmakers, but I honestly can't remember too many times I've seen them cite critics. Perhaps someone could provide some examples of this.

o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 21:12 (twenty-three years ago)


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