3 four lokos to shabbos party
― buzza, Thursday, 13 January 2011 02:08 (thirteen years ago) link
also here is a picture of me in 1997 that my mom just scanned and emailed me and she said “you should put this on your webpage!”http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lemyxpZf191qb52lo.jpg
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lemyxpZf191qb52lo.jpg
― ilxor this could be a standout thread for you imo (ilxor), Thursday, 13 January 2011 02:37 (thirteen years ago) link
the movie is tentatively titled either ;) or onehourflowerdeliv✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧ but hopefully i will come up with a title that is better than both of those before my deadline
― markers, Thursday, 13 January 2011 02:48 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.theawl.com/2011/01/new-york-city-police-commissioner-told-me-he-likes-enya
― buzza, Monday, 31 January 2011 04:29 (thirteen years ago) link
you forgot to log on as "markers"
― lilwayne.quizrewards4u.com (J0rdan S.), Monday, 31 January 2011 04:30 (thirteen years ago) link
your insistence that everyone on ilx is either a sock or had some previous persona is really bizarre & just an extreme level of paranoia that i wouldn't necessarily call "healthy"
― buzza, Monday, 31 January 2011 04:41 (thirteen years ago) link
hahaha
― lilwayne.quizrewards4u.com (J0rdan S.), Monday, 31 January 2011 04:44 (thirteen years ago) link
j0rdan y cant u just accept that there are two dorks who regularly update the prr thread
― flopson, Monday, 31 January 2011 04:48 (thirteen years ago) link
hi dorkson
― buzza, Monday, 31 January 2011 04:56 (thirteen years ago) link
:/
― flopson, Monday, 31 January 2011 05:20 (thirteen years ago) link
dude gets around
http://thoughtcatalog.com/2011/what-oscar-nomination-day-is-like-when-your-ex-girlfriend-has-slept-with-a-nominee/
― buzza, Monday, 31 January 2011 05:25 (thirteen years ago) link
dudes girlfriend gets around
― max, Monday, 31 January 2011 05:32 (thirteen years ago) link
And then a few weeks passed and I was increasingly needy and weird.
you don't say
― omar little, Monday, 31 January 2011 05:34 (thirteen years ago) link
^^ hahahahahahahaha
― difficult listening hour, Monday, 31 January 2011 05:37 (thirteen years ago) link
(also i know you guys have all covered this already and don't want to rehash it but the thing about this guy is that david foster wallace only looked like he was indiscriminately writing down every sensation he experienced if you didn't read him very carefully)
― difficult listening hour, Monday, 31 January 2011 05:49 (thirteen years ago) link
well sure, but nobody's saying he's david foster wallace. lolled a couple times at the hurt locker piece, which is good enough for me. he's like shmindie irma bombeck. especially liked this bit:
Sometimes I would go to Amy’s apartment and make her listen to the Spiritualized album Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space, the really sad one about a disintegrating relationship, and she would just go on her laptop.
And then Amy broke up with me and then I refused to watch the Oscars, and I woke up the next day and read that The Hurt Locker won Best Picture, and then subsequently I had some nightmares about The Hurt Locker which I don’t really remember now.
the affectless tone works well with the flat prose, imo.
― normal_fantasy-unicorns (contenderizer), Monday, 31 January 2011 07:11 (thirteen years ago) link
so weird that soe ppl stuck up for him though, i feel my world shook
― flopson, Monday, 31 January 2011 08:20 (thirteen years ago) link
isn't he dead though?
― sarahel, Monday, 31 January 2011 08:22 (thirteen years ago) link
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhwygxyoDI1qz8q0ho1_r1_500.png
― buzza, Thursday, 24 March 2011 16:58 (thirteen years ago) link
I feel like Maura and the PRR dude represent like complete polar opposites of... well, something.
― 'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 24 March 2011 17:02 (thirteen years ago) link
no special guest twitter slams from Chris Weingarten?
:(
― Destroy A. Monsters (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 24 March 2011 17:12 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.theawl.com/2011/03/julian-schnabels-painting-encapsulates-the-entire-history-of-painting-and-some-other-stuff-julian-schnabel-told-me-in-his-daughters-living-room-last-night
― buzza, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 05:12 (thirteen years ago) link
"even the art in the bathrooms here is really sick i think."
― Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 05:21 (thirteen years ago) link
julian schnabel is a horrible painter.
― sarahel, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 05:29 (thirteen years ago) link
a chauffer sits in a big Audi outside, the car idling, reading a book on his iPad, and i'm thinking "damn, even these peoples' drivers read books!"
― difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 05:34 (thirteen years ago) link
i also notice that he has buttoned up his shirt so that now, less than 20% of his chest is exposed and i ask him why he buttoned it, "like is it because someone opened the door and there's a draft in here [which there is]? or a style thing?" and he says mysteriously "i like to be comfortable." i ask him what kind of occasion would compel him to wear dress shoes (everyone else here is dressed formally except us, and i just found out about this party like an hour ago, when mike invited me, so he's the only one without an excuse) and he says that he used to wear dress shoes more but they're uncomfortable. i nod and point to my sneakers and try to avoid thinking about the only Julian Schnabel-related thing i can think of, which is the Das Racist line where Victor says "more than a plate—paintings / Prodigy, more Picasso than Schnabel" but he pronounches it SCHNAY-ble so it rhymes
Julian Schnabel says he used to paint in a blue suit, because it made him feel more formal, and then go outside in pajamas (what a topsy-turvy world he was living in!!!), and people would always give him weird looks because he was wearing pajamas outside/in social situations. then i tell him i had a flannel i really liked but then one day someone pointed out that it was a pajama top and i realized they were right so i gave it to elizabeth and now she wears it
― Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 05:52 (thirteen years ago) link
also, you're fat like my dad
― Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 05:53 (thirteen years ago) link
Where was this mysteriously well-connected "mike" when I was younger and could have done with some last-minute invitations to parties with artists?
― Pop is superior to all other genres (DL), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 09:18 (thirteen years ago) link
"what a topsy-turvy world he was living in!!!"
pyjamas outside?! next thing you know it'll be pancakes for DINNER! WHOA!!!
― Oh Shit People Like Your Ballads Oh Nooooo (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 19:43 (thirteen years ago) link
http://thoughtcatalog.com/2011/how-to-avoid-having-panic-attacks-on-the-subway/
― buzza, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 00:59 (thirteen years ago) link
http://pitchforkicecream.blogspot.com/
― The Sunspots In Your Eyes Are Actually Cataracts, Mr. Rudich (AWALL), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 01:52 (thirteen years ago) link
investigative journalism!
http://www.villagevoice.com/2011-04-20/news/heroin-com-selling-junk-online/
― buzza, Thursday, 21 April 2011 04:21 (thirteen years ago) link
...
― markers, Thursday, 21 April 2011 04:32 (thirteen years ago) link
bbrianburke damn, everything 'david shapiro' writes is amazing RT @villagevoice Want To Ride The "H" Train? Head to Craigslist http://bit.ly/gcZ34x11 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
― buzza, Thursday, 21 April 2011 04:35 (thirteen years ago) link
"I want to use right now," he says, looking nervous. "I'm thinking of how, I'm thinking of how."
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 21 April 2011 05:48 (thirteen years ago) link
^markers looking at prr's dormant tumblr
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 21 April 2011 05:50 (thirteen years ago) link
:-)
― markers, Thursday, 21 April 2011 06:05 (thirteen years ago) link
not so dormant
― buzza, Thursday, 21 April 2011 19:01 (thirteen years ago) link
snissen 5 days agoI don't know how to express how much I like your writing about yourself (Pitchfork reviews being less important to me) without sounding like a weird fanboy, so I won't go much beyond this except to say that if you write a book and fill it with this stuff I will buy it and maybe some copies for my friends.FlagLike Reply
― velko, Monday, 2 May 2011 23:15 (thirteen years ago) link
"learning about art is hard"
― theskysgoneout (Jason Pitzl-Waters), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 00:30 (thirteen years ago) link
2. Describe what you want your life to look like in five years. How about in ten years.In five years I would like to be a somewhat successful but entry-level corporate lawyer and then in ten years I would like to be an even more somewhat successful corporate lawyer. Writing is nice but stability is nicer, I think.
In five years I would like to be a somewhat successful but entry-level corporate lawyer and then in ten years I would like to be an even more somewhat successful corporate lawyer. Writing is nice but stability is nicer, I think.
http://theaudracatalog.com/home/2011/04/19/11-questions-with-the-ultimate-eyebrow-raising-blogger-david-shapiro/
― buzza, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 21:55 (thirteen years ago) link
― markers, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 22:00 (thirteen years ago) link
I have submitted maybe a hundred titles to the producers and all of them get deservedly rejected!!! Titties are hard.
― Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link
"My ultimate ambition is to be in a stable and harmonious polygamous relationship""My ultimate ambition is to be in a stable and harmonious polygamous relationship""My ultimate ambition is to be in a stable and harmonious polygamous relationship""My ultimate ambition is to be in a stable and harmonious polygamous relationship""My ultimate ambition is to be in a stable and harmonious polygamous relationship""My ultimate ambition is to be in a stable and harmonious polygamous relationship""My ultimate ambition is to be in a stable and harmonious polygamous relationship""My ultimate ambition is to be in a stable and harmonious polygamous relationship""My ultimate ambition is to be in a stable and harmonious polygamous relationship"
― like a musical album. made by a band. (fucking in the streets), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link
good luck with that, basically.
wonder if there's a slight chance that he was joking
― just sayin, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link
Work hard, take drugs, be self-conscious.
― normal_fantasy-unicorns (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 23:22 (thirteen years ago) link
trying to figure out the third point on the triangle that consists of this guy and odd future
― bernard snowy, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 00:32 (thirteen years ago) link
... so that I can put 'em in a stable and harmonious polygamous relationship together
http://www.pitchforkreviewsreviews.com/post/5870772281/the-technical-difficulties-that-prevented-me-from-djing#disqus_thread
― buzza, Sunday, 29 May 2011 16:22 (thirteen years ago) link