No, We Aren't Making These Bands Up: ILM Metal Poll 2010 Results Thread

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OK this next one will be the last one for tonight. Will resume about 1 or 2pm (UK time) approx.

Shakey Moe Szyslak (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 10 January 2011 02:13 (thirteen years ago) link

97
The Howling Void - Shadows Over the Cosmos (218 Points, 11 Votes)

http://www.metalmaniacs.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/howling_void.jpg
http://www.last.fm/music/The+Howling+Void
"Symphonic Funeral Doom.
Glacial, haunting meditations on nothingness, Chaos, and death. "

Shakey Moe Szyslak (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 10 January 2011 02:14 (thirteen years ago) link

we seriously have to call this jizz and poop?

ergonomically chromium plated fish slice (La Lechera), Monday, 10 January 2011 02:18 (thirteen years ago) link

"ILM Metal 2010 Album Poll - Results Rollout" would be a perfectly good thread title.

glenn mcdonald, Monday, 10 January 2011 02:21 (thirteen years ago) link

It's no sillier than Pazz & Jop!

Shakey Moe Szyslak (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 10 January 2011 02:23 (thirteen years ago) link

No, it most certainly is sillier.

Dr. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 10 January 2011 02:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Who would have though death metal/grindcore/heavy metal fans with all those bandnames and album covers and tshirts would be grossed out with a thread title!
Very LOL to me.

Of all people! haha

Shakey Moe Szyslak (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 10 January 2011 02:28 (thirteen years ago) link

It's just... immature. Reinforces people's stereotypes of metal fans.

Doomsday Derelict (J3ff T.), Monday, 10 January 2011 02:31 (thirteen years ago) link

A big two-fingered salute to that kind of person anyway.

Shakey Moe Szyslak (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 10 January 2011 02:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Okay, that's fine, but none of the metal fans on here seem to think it's very funny either.

Doomsday Derelict (J3ff T.), Monday, 10 January 2011 02:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Will more people post and check out albums if it gets changed?

Shakey Moe Szyslak (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 10 January 2011 02:35 (thirteen years ago) link

tbh I only clicked on this thread because it is called Jizz & Poop

The Brainwasher, Monday, 10 January 2011 02:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Pizz & Joop would make more sense tho

The Brainwasher, Monday, 10 January 2011 02:38 (thirteen years ago) link

who wants to say this: "yeah, you gotta listen to this, i found it on the jizz and poop thread"

ergonomically chromium plated fish slice (La Lechera), Monday, 10 January 2011 02:38 (thirteen years ago) link

ILM loves it's POO threads!

Shakey Moe Szyslak (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 10 January 2011 02:39 (thirteen years ago) link

wooo excited for this thread! i haven't heard of a lot of these so far, i have a feeling my ballot is low on the "obscurity index" and almost all of my 40 will make the top 100 (could be wrong though?)

ilxor this could be a standout thread for you imo (ilxor), Monday, 10 January 2011 02:40 (thirteen years ago) link

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ilxor this could be a standout thread for you imo (ilxor), Monday, 10 January 2011 02:42 (thirteen years ago) link

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ilxor this could be a standout thread for you imo (ilxor), Monday, 10 January 2011 02:43 (thirteen years ago) link

also found this gem on UrbanDictionary (sorry!):

Joop

The combination of jizz and poop when ejaculating into an ass.

ilxor this could be a standout thread for you imo (ilxor), Monday, 10 January 2011 02:44 (thirteen years ago) link

every time ilxor posts he scares a grindcore fan from the thread, amirite

ilxor this could be a standout thread for you imo (ilxor), Monday, 10 January 2011 02:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Colonel Poo is gonna have to change his name :(

Shakey Moe Szyslak (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 10 January 2011 02:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Funnier.

Dr. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 10 January 2011 02:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Easier to use for proselytizing purposes

ergonomically chromium plated fish slice (La Lechera), Monday, 10 January 2011 03:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Thumbs up.

Dr. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 10 January 2011 03:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Bunnies are better than poop every time.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Monday, 10 January 2011 03:08 (thirteen years ago) link

bunnies can be totally metal too, so

ergonomically chromium plated fish slice (La Lechera), Monday, 10 January 2011 03:10 (thirteen years ago) link

the bookmarked thread still says "jizz & poop" loooooool

ilxor this could be a standout thread for you imo (ilxor), Monday, 10 January 2011 03:31 (thirteen years ago) link

I know!!! hahaha

Shakey Moe Szyslak (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 10 January 2011 03:31 (thirteen years ago) link

everyone wins

ergonomically chromium plated fish slice (La Lechera), Monday, 10 January 2011 03:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Anyway feel free to pass comments on those 5 albums and make your predictions & wishes for what you hope to place/not place etc , but please don't disclose details of your ballots, you can do that once the poll is over.

Shakey Moe Szyslak (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 10 January 2011 03:36 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm gonna go ahead and make the shocking prediction that Agalloch gets the #1 spot.

no pop, no style -- all simply (Viceroy), Monday, 10 January 2011 03:43 (thirteen years ago) link

i 100% support more pics of violent rabbits in this thread

ilxor this could be a standout thread for you imo (ilxor), Monday, 10 January 2011 03:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Violent rabbits = ok but not "jizz & poop" in the thread title? ok..

Shakey Moe Szyslak (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 10 January 2011 03:45 (thirteen years ago) link

aw!

markers, Monday, 10 January 2011 03:46 (thirteen years ago) link

I love that the theme song from that film is by Art Garfunkel.

Dr. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 10 January 2011 03:47 (thirteen years ago) link

omg rabbits

markers, Monday, 10 January 2011 03:48 (thirteen years ago) link

RABBITS

markers, Monday, 10 January 2011 03:48 (thirteen years ago) link

looool

markers, Monday, 10 January 2011 03:50 (thirteen years ago) link

well done ag

markers, Monday, 10 January 2011 03:50 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.entertainmentearth.com/images//AUTOIMAGES/TYV15043lg.jpg

EZ Snappin, Monday, 10 January 2011 03:53 (thirteen years ago) link

are we getting to 96 tonight?

no pop, no style -- all simply (Viceroy), Monday, 10 January 2011 03:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Lucky him, shipping is such a killer now since prices doubled

Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 19:17 (thirteen years ago) link

So far my greatest discovery from this poll has been Cathedral. Thanks to those who voted for them.

o. nate, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 03:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Yay! My favorite metal record of last year. Glad you're enjoying it in all its craziness.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 03:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, I totally dig the 70s stoner-hippy grooviness. It's weird because I was like 3 when music like that was popular, but it just sounds right to my ears - must have been subconsciously imprinted on my brain as an infant.

o. nate, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 03:44 (thirteen years ago) link

me too. Maybe just being alive in the 70s was enough; I had rust-colored bell bottoms, after all.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 03:50 (thirteen years ago) link

I haven't gotten into disc 2 as much yet - it seems more 'normal' stoner/doom metal - but disc 1 has been in heavy rotation lately.

o. nate, Thursday, 24 February 2011 02:32 (thirteen years ago) link

So far my greatest discovery from this poll has been Cathedral. Thanks to those who voted for them.

You mean it wasn't the Hellbeard record? gasp!! lol!! xp

SeanWayne, Thursday, 24 February 2011 04:34 (thirteen years ago) link

love how sean is saying "xp" his first week on ilx, dude's a regular already

Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Thursday, 24 February 2011 05:13 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

i'm just now hearing that quest for fire record—more satisfying than i sometimes find psych recommendations. it's pretty fucking heavy and serious, though not in a black sabbath/bardo pond heaviness sense, just a very solid and unrelenting low end and not a lot of guitar psych bendiness up top.

j., Saturday, 9 April 2011 00:37 (thirteen years ago) link


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