Insane Clown Posse Fans. No, they really do exist, BITCH. My question is.....WHY, JUGGALOS!?

that story gypsy mothra told is the most disturbing thing I've read in a while. is that, like, an expression? what on earth?

ICP
Posted by mach5potato on Friday, September 17 2004

Ever wish you were a wicked clown? Ever wish you were a white guy who raps? Ever wish you were a fat, white guy, wicked clown who raps? Me either. Apparently these jackasses never got the memo. I first heard them years ago and thought the fad would pass. How long could two assholes with no talent what-so-ever possibly last? Boy did I underestimate the stupidity of today’s youth. You ‘Juggalos’ do realize your idols did nothing more than steal KISS’ gimmick, right? We’ve put up with your retarded lyrics and fans for far too long, time for sweet retribution!

Method of Execution:
This one is tricky. How do you kill someone that raps about fucking dead fat bitches? Well I think the best thing is to let them live. Yes, let them live long enough for their legions of fans to sprout pubic hair and realize just how terrible their ‘music’ is. I expect the rage of years of being subjected to their music will build up inside them and riots will ensue. Did someone order two wicked clowns well-done hanging from a lamppost? Your order is ready.

Are you a recovering Juggalo? Come tell your sorry tale in the forums.

In 200 years there will be more Juggalos than Jews, you wait and see. They'll be like Mormons, and their incomprehensible Gospel will win converts among the young and dispossessed.
-- js (roc...), May 4th, 2006.

Look, I empathize with taking solace in the sense of community forged by collective fandom of a band. I feel a similar affinity with fans of my particular favorite artists.
But the facts remain: INSANE CLOWN POSSE ARE RIDICULOUS, MAKE BAD MUSIC AND ESPOUSE FLAGRANT, INDEFENSIBLE, UNFUNNY IDIOCY AT EVERY TURN!

stage one is the begining it is when you first become a juggalo. you don't know what the fuck is goin on and this is all new light to you. step two is when you finally realize what the hell you are now and what family is to you. you start collecting cds and merchandise. stage three a TRUE juggalo. you now go to shows and go to instores and everything to do with Psychopathic Records. then you actually know what the hell is goin on and now it is coming through to you for what you are and why you converted to being a juggalo.

Sounds a bit like Scientology....only a lot dumber.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), September 13th, 2005.

Juggalo Z lyrics = brill

I wish I was a white guy who raps.

peace out and suck-a-dick its good for ya

For several nights last month, a group of thugs with black hooded sweat shirts pulled tight over their heads, including at least one in "angry" clown makeup, terrorized visitors to Pierce County's Fort Steilacoom Park, police say.

The group cried "woo, woo, Juggalo" as they assaulted park visitors with a machete and fists. They stole cellphones, cash and wallets and even threatened to cut their victims' heads off, according to court documents.

So far, two men and a woman have been charged with robbery and assault for their alleged roles in the string of attacks, said Pierce County deputy prosecutor Phil Sorensen. Prosecutors say the suspects claim to be "Juggalos," a subculture that has developed among the fan base of the rap/metal group Insane Clown Posse.

"The violence was gratuitous," said Lakewood police Lt. Dave Guttu. "They [victims] had already given up their stuff and were assaulted anyway."

Two victims suffered broken jaws in the attacks that occurred the nights of June 18-20 and early in the morning of June 21. Another was kicked in the head, and a woman said her attackers demanded that she take off her pants, according to prosecutors.

All of the victims were at the park after it closed, police said.

Guttu said eight to 10 more people are being sought for their alleged roles in the attacks, in which 23 people were injured.
Information

More about the Insane Clown Posse and the band's followers: insaneclownposse.com

According to prosecutors, one of the men charged in the attacks claimed that Juggalo groups are growing in Pierce County — going by the names "Hatchet Riders," "Juggalo Empire" and "Northwest Juggalo Posse."

"The people in the Juggalo group say they're seeing violence on the rise among the Juggalo group," Guttu said.

Anthony Pierce, 29, Crystal Hilliard, 19, and Daniel Barnum, 21, are accused of participating in the park assaults. But, Guttu says, violence is atypical among Juggalos in Lakewood, where the park is located.

Juggalos and Juggalettes — as female fans of Insane Clown Posse are called — are known to dress in black and wear black and white clownlike face paint. According to a statement on the Web site whatisajuggalo.com, the subculture preaches racial tolerance and belief in a religion.

Spokespeople for Insane Clown Posse's record label, Psychopathic Records, didn't return calls for comment Tuesday. The band is scheduled to perform this weekend in the annual "Gathering of Juggalos," a large outdoor concert near Columbus, Ohio.

Victims of the Fort Steilacoom violence reported that one woman was wearing black clownlike eye makeup and other attackers were dressed in black hoodies, Guttu said. One person carried a machete. The Insane Clown Posse is often identified by the symbol of a laughing clown carrying a meat cleaver or hatchet.

Sorensen, the deputy prosecutor, said other people claiming to be Juggalos have been charged in violent crimes.

Guttu said the park, which closes at 9 p.m., had become a popular hangout for Juggalos to drink and smoke marijuana. He advises park visitors to visit the park only when it is open.

So when does Dan change his ILX nickname to "woo, woo, Juggalo"

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I just want to add that im a high school drop out and have no hopefull future. this is due to my icp devotion. i also jerkoff a lot. and suck a lot of cock, you shit like that.
peace out and suck-a-dick its good for ya

-- crazy juggalo again (butterfly4...), June 1st, 2006.

wow.
just wow.
i got nothing more...

juggallos all eventually fall out of love with it...unless they die.
then, they're just dead idiots.

1) So far as ICP goes with being stupid rappers with no talent....
If ICP is stupid, then what are the following?

A. Three Six Mafia
B. Eminem
C. 50 cent
D. Lil' John
E. Bubba Sparxxx
F. Kanye West (I hope I spelled that right)

Does anyone honestly think that they have even a little more talent than ICP? Now seriously, it doesnt take talent to "rap" these days. Throw together some rhyming words and profanity, the ability to talk unbearably fast, and a crowd that'll listen.
ICP and others under Psychopathic Records meet the standards.
Me personally? I like ICP. But thats me. I understand perfectly why people dont like listening to Insane Clown Posse. But I dont want to hear anyone dissing them talking about how "great" other rappers straight from the "hood" are. Because if that happens I will laugh until I asphyxiate and die. (Oh, look kiddies, a big word.) Anyways, another thing is do you know how off topic you people get? My God...it's almost like half the people who post on this thread have an acute case of Attention Deficit Disorder.
Finally, I honestly dont believe that this thread is TWO YEARS OLD AND STILL GOING STRONG! HAHA! Wow. That's a miracle. Then again, it's people like me who contribute and keep it going. Alright. I put in my 2 cents on this entire situation.
Peace.

Society shal never learn. This is why teachers need to be paid more.

Thank God elections arent too far off.

=D

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A. Three Six Mafia
B. Eminem
C. 50 cent
D. Lil' John
E. Bubba Sparxxx
F. Kanye West (I hope I spelled that right)

A. OSCAR winners!
B. Multi-platium selling phenomenon.
C. Survivor of gun violence.
D. Made Dave Chappelle famous!
E. Regional Manager at Wendy's.
F. Astute political observer (and snappy dresser!).

Yes. Emphatically. (Well, not sure about Bubba Sparxxx)

Now, note the fact that it started out with a post that included the word "Cow-worker" in it.

Amazing how no one ever noticed it before.

Now seriously, it doesnt take talent to "rap" these days. Throw together some rhyming words and profanity, the ability to talk unbearably fast, and a crowd that'll listen.

So much for not sounding stupid trying to defend ICP.

Because if that happens I will laugh until I asphyxiate and die. (Oh, look kiddies, a big word.)

We've seen it before.

Finally, I honestly dont believe that this thread is TWO YEARS OLD AND STILL GOING STRONG! HAHA! Wow. That's a miracle. Then again, it's people like me who contribute and keep it going.

We're still posting on threads a hell of a lot older than this one.

Anyways, another thing is do you know how off topic you people get? My God...it's almost like half the people who post on this thread have an acute case of Attention Deficit Disorder.

Obviously, you're not a golfer.

sonned!

So much for not sounding stupid trying to defend ICP.

Who said I was defending? I was just putting in my 2 cents.

the juggalos and juggalettes are about christianity and we are agfaisnt racism bigotry and we certainly are not sexist thats dumb where on earth did you hear that about us we are a fan group bigger than any other fan group the only reason people diss them is because they dont have as many fans or as many sold albums as we do hahahaha why dose eminem diss us because he couldnt sell his own stuff without dre could he nope we had to go out into the world and promote our shit by our sevles 24-7 we had to go to kinkos and we had to make tons of flyers then we went through milloins of fuckin dollars on fuckin shit to print could eminem do that nope. eminem wasmt even started till we were at our forth fuckin cd haha you know why we hatre eminem so much because he put our name on a fuckin flyer befor even asking us trying to getjyuggalos to come to his shows and tricking thm into doing it thats why we hate him so much he had to have dres help to even get the shit out there we were way the hell befor eminem was even a nuts stain in his mamas pants so i hope you will learn a little bit from me wasting my day off of fuckin work just to give you this little presentation and i hope you will think befor you typebullshit down thank you and have a wonderful day

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ICP fans aren't worried about such trifling aspects of communications like punctuation/spelling/grammar in general or really even getting what they would like to say across in a way that would not require an Offical ICP Licensed Decoder Ring (it turns the "woot"s into "may Jesus and his teachings be with you!").
and it also turns all profantiy and mentions of Faygo into other forms of Christian worship.

He spent all day on that?