GOON CONFESSIONS: itt admit when you have to ask google about a rap lyric

Can someone please explain what this is supposed to mean?

"Tell your crew to be easy, niggaz run around
With them fake frowns, sell 'em on eBay"

― pomp la familia (Hurting 2), Monday, January 3, 2011 1:55 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

your crew sucks

― assorted curses (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, January 3, 2011 1:56 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

eBay is where crappy product gets dumped at inflated prices

― assorted curses (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, January 3, 2011 1:56 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

is he going to sell the crew or the fake frowns?

― pomp la familia (Hurting 2), Monday, January 3, 2011 1:57 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

oh i see

― pomp la familia (Hurting 2), Monday, January 3, 2011 1:57 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

eBay is an auction site on the internet

― darwin deej (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, January 3, 2011 1:57 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

eBay is a popular clearing house for counterfeit merchandise (ie, fakes).

― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Monday, January 3, 2011 1:59 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://shop.ebay.com/?_from=R40&_trksid=p5197.m570.l1313&_nkw=fake+frowns&_sacat=See-All-Categories

0 results found for fake frowns

― pomp la familia (Hurting 2), Monday, January 3, 2011 2:01 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260693661797

― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Monday, January 3, 2011 2:06 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

man where does a guy have to go to get some genuine high quality frowns

― assorted curses (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, January 3, 2011 2:09 PM Bookmark

not to backtrack too far but I think the rose thing started with like the Diddys of the world when it got big in the Hamptons and Miami Beach. Jeezy and Rick Ross talking about it makes no sense though. I think the first time I noticed it was a thing was in Rocafella Billionaires (that's what them hoes say, Hov pourin rose)

btw is ross calling himself 'rose' now

rozay

whenever he kisses someone now seal's gonna jump into the frame from nowhere and shout BAYYYYYYYYYBBAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

i say "keys" to the benz

i had to look up what a "dunk" was

there's a word that gucci mane and yelawolf are both using and i don't know what it is and don't know how to spell it (the sub-literates seven-degrees-below-yelp-commenter dipshits who submit song lyrics to the internet are no help either)

can you type out what you think it is, phonetically?

"dunk" or "donk"?

xpost

I don't want to, because it's just gonna make me look like even more of an idiot.

oh doy, the yelawolf CD has lyrics, one second.

i had to look up what a "dunk" was

― eep opp ork ah ah...and that means suck my dick (San Te), Saturday, January 29, 2011 10:50 AM (8 minutes ago)

the shoe?

ok, the world that Gucci and Yelawolf are fond of is "elbo"

which is apparently Southern slang for a pound of weed

should add yelawolf to Rap Albums with Lyrics in the Booklets

xxxpost well it sounded like "dunk/dunks" on the Yelawolf album, and from context assumed he was talking about a car.

always thought "donk" was short for a ghetto ass but urbandictionary attributes the same definition that it did to "dunk/dunks" in some cases, "ass" in the others.

I'm too white to decipher this.

"donk" also a chevy impala

yea i saw that, which spun my world upside down. imagining a case where I could confuse a chick talking about her Impala w/ a conversation about her ass, could be really awkward, but that'd be no diff than 99% of my normal convos anyway so.....

get that donk in my donk

get out of my dreams...get into my donk

catfish billy ocean

lol

donk vs. donk

don't the people who only know the donk = ass definition get really confused when they hear any of the countless rap/R&B songs that use the donk = car definition? I mean, what do they think when Chris Brown says "get it shawty, we parking lot pimpin' in my donk"? wait, don't answer that.

― some dude, Thursday, September 11, 2008 4:13 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

so when Plies says on his 2007 "Shawty" that "I pointed at the donk and told her this supposed to be yours" he was offering a girl her own ass? or another girl's ass?

― some dude, Thursday, September 11, 2008 4:20 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

are rappers who refer to themselves as "donk riders" merely anal sex enthusiasts? wait, don't answer that.

― some dude, Thursday, September 11, 2008 4:20 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hahahaha awesome.

then again I am the same dude who 10 years ago thot that 'shorty' meant a chick who was a midget or something

totally forgot the lyrics to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXjlmE4U1OE

sounds like the guy from Mr. Kotter doing crunk

NEVER FORGET:

http://i44.tinypic.com/jzvg9z.jpg

too bad that thread was pre youtube embed era

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpnKhEDvBEg

embedding disabled by request fuuuck u harry

ok..."fuck with you the long way"??

Every time I see this thread, the line "I be honestly asking Google bout things that I should learn about" pops into my head.

bwahahaha
hasn't happened to me but I'm sure it will from now on

i just sing 'these are my goonfessions'

so does anyone know wtf cory guns is saying here: "shout to ratchet to backing out on behalf my shooter"? its been on my mind all week and google's no help

not rap but i forgot that i had to google to figure out what the dupont registry was on that the-dream song

that whole Cory Gunz is garbled faux clever gibberish

Yeah i didn't know what the dupont registry was either

haha I thought dupont registry meant paint chips or something

not the spirit of the the thread, but I just had to confess that I love this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpuBXY31e0M

I'd never heard of Weekend at Bernies until "Move It Like Bernie" :/

i know who Bruce Bruce is finally

did u let him hit it?

wasnt sure what celine was until i saw a full page ad in the nyer