Gallery of unfortunate band photos

hahaha my eye completely glossed over that

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dying here

worst marching band ever

Rotherhithe Crayfish formed in Nethulah, OR in 2005 when frontman Darlin Oberhausen (2nd right) met xylophonist Tré Klimpfner at a half-way house for recovering khat addicts. Their debut album 'Toad/Toad/Nematode' will be available for download exclusively from GlaxoSmithKline in April. Oberhausen relates tales of backwoods chicanery, incest and Pentecostal psychosis in his patented 'choady' drawl while Klimpfner devotes two songs to his cyclothymic goat, Lavinia.

such japes.

Danielson

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need some sort of uk landfill indie vs us p4k indie unfortunate photo contest

lol @ "landfill indie"

"look, it's going to get out anyway: our mate here is suffering from dioxin poisoning and we just want you to know that he's still in the band."

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Most English looking band I've ever seen.

looks like theyre serving detention

They got caught with some weed behind the sports hall, but they weren't smoking it properly.

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Sirius.B brings to you the finest Absurdist Gypsy Folk Funk Punk that the world has to offer. Their "impressively irreverent, combustible, three-ring circus of sound" (as described by the Mountain Xpress) is formed using an ancient recipe of gypsy melodies, Andean folk instrumentation, and Uzbekistani dance rhythms blended with a solid base created from some elements of American rock.

nonononono....this thread just exploded with wrongness

least punchable band member of Sirius B: GO

Imhotep. Actual band member name. I shit you not.

AWESOME

At least they are classy enough to enlist Weird Al as a guitarist

the cellist could look like a nice gentleman if he were in another context. the rest, how i wish i had six fists.

this is where I enact my new phrase 'omg running at u with knives'. I feel it is appropriate for this particular band photo.

knives: they fly @ u face!

it's a brilliant turn of phrase, but I dunno, it seems like a lot of work to shout,"omg running at u with knives!" while you're running, especially if you tend to get out of breath easily. I'd suggest simply grunting "omgrrrrargh"and letting your victims figure out what you're saying based on context cues, such as the running and the knives.

it's much more effective in printed form.

In the physical world, it would be manifested by me actually running at them with knives without announcement, rather than yelling it and giving the game away.

you've really thought out this "murdering Sirius B" thing, haven't you? ;)

on reflection, the girl on the right is the least punchable because (1) the red AIDS awareness ribbon (if that's what it is) on her hat shows that she has at least a passing concern for a greater cause than figuring out how to clean the spit out her melodica (2) her smile isn't goofy/ironic; and (3) she's set slightly apart from the rest of the group, opening up the possibility that she was photoshopped into the frame to meet the band's "one sane-looking person who looks like they don't belong" quota.

dying to punch the accordion guy

girl on the right gets it bc she plays melodica. I don't need any more reason than that.

and attention-getting hand gesture.

"least punchable" really just means "punchable, but slightly less punchable than her extremely punchable friends", so by all means punch away.

ty :)

'omg running at u with knives' needs to be used in other discussions too. brilliant

Caught Smoking Oregano is especially great because Beiberhead on the far right looks really worried about his parent's finding out.

Yuck

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and we're sure they are in an actual band?

the rhapsody of fire photo upthread is great. the bald guy looks conspicuously out of place - like he's sheepishly peering into a wig convention.

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^^friends of mine saw them live, at first

They actually sound a bit like Travis iirc

ahahah, great one nakhchivan !
there's a kind of U2 circa unforgettable fire vibe going on...

i like AC alright but looks like they all popped ecstasy at the same time here -- "bros" indeed

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geologist looks gone.

kinda looks like they all farted

Who is that? Everyone except the guy in the back left looks at least 1/2 retarded.

where I'm from we call that "high"

Nope. I've been high/ been around plenty of high folks in my day. I also had a severely autistic cousin. Trust me, these dudes look a lot more like him than any of my THC influenced friends.

haha e they are animal collective

Ah, OK, that makes sense.

avey tare looks like he's saying "cheeeeeeeese"