ITT: Tell The Beatles to Fuck Off

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I mean Emma Watson Premier League fit (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 20:19 (fifteen years ago)

So that's why it's trending on Yahoo's front page.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 21:20 (fifteen years ago)

Abbey Road and Diane Sawyer.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 21:20 (fifteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

Oh fuck off, the Beatles!

Bernard V. O'Hare (dog latin), Friday, 21 January 2011 11:16 (fifteen years ago)

two years pass...

You know my name, FUCK OFF!

_Rudipherous_, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 15:28 (twelve years ago)

fuck off is a concept
by which we measure our pain
I'll say it again
fuck off is a concept
By which we measure
Our pain

I don't fuck off magic
I don't fuck off I-Ching
I don't fuck off Bible
I don't fuck off tarot
I don't fuck off Hitler
I don't fuck off Jesus
I don't fuck off Kennedy
I don't fuck off in Buddha
I don't fuck off in mantra
I don't fuck off in Gita
I don't fuck off in yoga
I don't fuck off kings
I don't fuck off Elvis
I don't fuck off Zimmerman
I don't fuck off Beatles
I just fuck off me
Yoko and me
And that's reality

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 15:43 (twelve years ago)

John Lennon take your third-rate childhood traumas and FUCK OFF with them
George "The Dull One" Harrison FUCK OFF
Paul you misanthropic weedhead dullard FUCK RIGHT THE FUCK OFF
Ringo I don't mind tbh

― Satantango! (Matt #2), Saturday, December 4, 2010 2:24 PM (2 years ago)

this is the best post ever pretty much

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 19:09 (twelve years ago)

Paul is misanthropic?? i lolled at 'third-rate childhood traumas' though.

piscesx, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 19:14 (twelve years ago)

yeah and i love the sudden last-minute acknowledgement that even within the legit world of beatles-hating it would be inexcusable to hate ringo

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 19:21 (twelve years ago)

Mr Thomas the alky train conductor can fuck right off

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 19:22 (twelve years ago)

Anthology, vol 1: Fuck, Fucker, Fucking, Fuckface, Fucked

Dr X O'Skeleton, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:28 (twelve years ago)

Hey Beatles I found a "Mono Box" for $10 (!) at a garage sale last weekend. (True!) And you best believe I bought it, which means that you didn't get any of my money. So you can take your limited-editions and overinflated prices and FUCK OFF!

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 13 June 2013 07:29 (twelve years ago)

You never give me your money,
you only tell me to fuck off

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Thursday, 13 June 2013 07:57 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...

http://rockstarwallpapers10.net/wp-content/uploads/images/71/john-lennon-0.jpg

please delete outrageous tanuki crappyposter (wins), Friday, 3 October 2014 20:16 (eleven years ago)

on phone but someone repost the xelab broadside here for posterity

Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Friday, 3 October 2014 20:17 (eleven years ago)

blackbird singing in the dead of night: fuck off, you

The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Friday, 3 October 2014 20:32 (eleven years ago)

four months pass...

bump

sleeve, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 20:31 (eleven years ago)

my curry is 10 minutes late and frankly i blame the Beatles

daed bod (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 20:35 (eleven years ago)

the beatles can have a lolly in their bottom

describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 20:41 (eleven years ago)

Beatles are amazingly great, I think its because they were all white males and wrote their own songs and played their own instruments back when music was real

local eire man (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 22:53 (eleven years ago)

My bf wants the Beatles on our wedding playlist. I don't have to agree to this, right?

horseshoe, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:25 (eleven years ago)

in all seriousness you have full veto powers and I support u 100%

local eire man (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:26 (eleven years ago)

unless it's "why don't we do it in the road", in which case, you're on your own

describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:27 (eleven years ago)

john Lennon was a hero to most but he never meant shit to me >:[

horseshoe, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:31 (eleven years ago)

I will allow the Stevie wonder version of "we can work it out" but I guess that's counter to the spirit of the thread.

horseshoe, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:33 (eleven years ago)

good job that history will eternally laugh at mersey-beat and jazz will always win the moral victory.

psychedelic shit and white honky monody (xelab), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:43 (eleven years ago)

the beatles are a bit like religion - the older i get the more my ambivalence turns to hatred

that and the fact that they are riddled with institutionalised paedophilia.

Moyes Enthusiast (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:44 (eleven years ago)

hating the beatles is stupid

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:47 (eleven years ago)

gtfo

sleeve, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:50 (eleven years ago)

"hating the beatles is stupid"

yOU aRE oN The WRong Fucking thread here paL!

psychedelic shit and white honky monody (xelab), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:55 (eleven years ago)

yes, have a lolly. for your bottom.

describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:59 (eleven years ago)

don't get me wrong this is still the best beatles-related thread on ilx

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 00:00 (eleven years ago)

at least you kept it short xp

psychedelic shit and white honky monody (xelab), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 00:04 (eleven years ago)

mercifully

psychedelic shit and white honky monody (xelab), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 00:05 (eleven years ago)

a lolly for your fanny

mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 00:05 (eleven years ago)

hating the beatles is stupid

but it's easy if you try

daed bod (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 00:06 (eleven years ago)

xxp ws 2 jd

describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 00:07 (eleven years ago)

we've never needed this thread more than now

vacuum head tree disease (imago), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 01:30 (eleven years ago)

pssst the beatles, come over here for a second, there's something I have to tell you

clear off go on shoo

ladies goatse to the queen (qiqing), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 20:39 (eleven years ago)

two months pass...

Stuart Sutcliffe has been called the fifth Beatle.[4]
Pete Best has been called the fifth Beatle.[6]
"If anyone was the fifth Beatle, it was Brian Epstein."[2][8]
George Martin has been called the fifth Beatle.[12]
Neil Aspinall has been called the fifth Beatle.[16]
Derek Taylor is also attributed by some to be the fifth Beatle.[17]
Tony Sheridan has been referred to as the fifth Beatle.[18]
American pianist Billy Preston has been referred to as the fifth Beatle.[19]
Drummer Jimmie Nicol has been called the fifth Beatle.[22]
Eric Clapton has been referred to as the fifth Beatle.[23]

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Sunday, 26 April 2015 03:15 (eleven years ago)

^all of these fifth Beatles can fuck off![2][4][6][8][12][16][17][18][19][22][23]

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Sunday, 26 April 2015 03:16 (eleven years ago)

haha I looked that up today too! IA thread rite?

nults of 2 ppl don't amount to a will have beens in this crazy (wins), Sunday, 26 April 2015 03:18 (eleven years ago)

lol, I didn't even realize they were having that conversation on the IA thread. but fifth Beatles proclamations have been disturbing my peace of mind for years, and I knew there'd be a ridiculously detailed Wikipedia article about them.

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Sunday, 26 April 2015 03:22 (eleven years ago)

lol awes

nults of 2 ppl don't amount to a will have beens in this crazy (wins), Sunday, 26 April 2015 03:23 (eleven years ago)

Lol Murray the K not even mentioned

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Sunday, 26 April 2015 03:34 (eleven years ago)

Is it me or has Beatles-related satire, or even outright hatred, never really been as funny as it could have been, given that we're dealing with the biggest band ever here?

Master of Treacle, Sunday, 26 April 2015 04:10 (eleven years ago)

HI , HATERS

http://i.imgur.com/dV4urW7.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 26 April 2015 04:36 (eleven years ago)

Learn to shave your neck, Ringo, and then fuck off!

Hideous Lump, Sunday, 26 April 2015 04:46 (eleven years ago)

What kind of asshole is in THE BEATLES and blows through that unending well of cash and needs fucking SNEAKER AD MONEY

FUCK OFF

^^^ NOT METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 26 April 2015 09:09 (eleven years ago)

PEACE AND LOVE PEACE AND LOVE

^^^ NOT METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 26 April 2015 09:10 (eleven years ago)


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