Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated.

(Short-lived, no doubt.)

or it could always go 'Old Yeller' style...

or maybe old age.

perhaps nick n buzz will hax teh b0@rd!1!

JD, you are a gentleman and a scholar.

have you ever been to a frat party and seen these people? my god, they're animals.

oh, and hi zack. i was fairly drunk when i wrote that, and i still mean every word.

damn...

*Standing Ovation*

see, Dave himself gets it!

Looking to pursue legal action against the promoter House of Blues and Flame Productions, for this posting for last weekend. Many of us traveled hours to work this concert, were on the list for stage hands only to be told we were Sh**t out of luck the morning of the concert because of overstaffing. I have a lawyer to pursue a class action suit for compensation for lost time, wages, gas, etc. Please email with your name and contact info if interested. A three hour drive only to find out none of it was true was not fun for any of us. Please contact Craigs List with your complaints so they can't do this again. We already have 5 others' info to get started and there must have been another 50 in the same boat. Don't let them get away with this. No one will get rich on this but a few hundred per person is realistic.

* this is in or around The Gorge

Haha, that's kind of blowing my mind right now.

"And comparing him to Hitler? I think that's the rudest, most iggnorant thing I have ever heard. Hitler killed 6 million people. Dave makes 6 million people happy every year by putting on amazing shows and for a few hours, making them forget about all the shit that goes on in the world."

when he mumbles that hike up your skirt a lil more and then says something about na na na, i'm in the castle... he's teasing me like because he's getting laid and i'm not, i'm watching his gay video that the director refuses to tell anyone how he made... wtf?

grrrrrr, that sh** drives me bonkers.

OTM.

There wouldn't be an internet if you deleted all the people writing bad things about someone.

Not much, frankly. About ten minutes. It's been great fun, too!

DMB IN HONOURING THE FIRE SHOCKAH!

I like DMB, The Verve, Tool, Coldplay, Grotus, Haujobb, Nine Inch Nails, The Ocean Blue, Aphex Twin, David Mead, The Stone Roses, Happy Mondays, Charlatans UK, Ride, The Dandy Warhols, Killing Joke, Stabbing Westward, Underworld, The Prodigy, DJ Cam, UNKLE, The New Deal, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, Tim Reynolds, Bruce Hornsby, Sting, Ministry, The Cure, Fields of the Nephilim, The Mission, Tori Amos, Autechre, Mike Oldfield, Jean-Michel Jarre, The Orb, to name but a few.

OK, I'm off now.

this is the what the future shall refer to as 'smart-art' which will come to mean- people that looked beyond the context of merely bashing an idea/thing/person and went into the realm of complete absurdity. therefore transcending the original horrible idea/thing/person being bashed and made the bashing of bashing more fun that the original idea/thing/person. seeing only what it was before them and the tools available to achieve this were txt and img related, they managed to convey an idea so universal and supported that google had no choice but to accept that DMB Suck and ARE so bad&hated.
and as we all know, when the TimeWarner/AOL/Google-lords took over, this was one they're most favored creations...

thusly, the txt's and img's were printed in gold-leaf and embossed on virgin catepillar silk made into the finest paper-esque substances available, and distributed amongst the peoples so that they, too, might know of the exquisite hilarity that was DMB+his fans trying vainly to turn other's well formed and also well based opinions.
run on sentences were all included and extended by taking out all punctunation...

of course, Nick and Buzz will be regarded as the architects of this brave new art movment!

i was really kinda hoping that'd draw in some more googlers...
meh.
guess i'll wait for the next wave.

:-(