most pathetic excuse for wordplay in Young Money's "Bedrock"

wayne drops "two women at the same time... SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMERS" in "6' 7""

also

try me and run into a wall... OUTFIELDER

the parts in wale's verse on "no hands" where he's all making meta comments about the beat & himself rapping on the beat & stuff is starting to bug me a la "okay i get it let me think i guess it's my turn"

ugh @ wayne

life is a puzzle... jigsaw

the new far east movement with ryan tedder, apart from being horrendous, has this endgame groceryhash line
Go on the next level: Super Mario
I hope this works out: Cardio
Til' then let's fly: Geronimo

lol @ "endgame"

i hope that is otm tho

i keep you waiting........................................................................................... godot

she just wants my johnson... howard

fuck you, lil wayne

On the new Taio Cruz single, Travie McCoy says, "I feel like breakin' too....ELECTRIC BOOGALOO".

I don't have enough face or enough palm.

R.I.P. Travie McCoy, sorry you had to be drowned

i'll give props for "you and them white girls... PARTY OF FIVE"

put you out your misery... kathy bates

special bump for stupid Chris Brown

She wax it all off... MISTER MIYAGI
And the suicide doors... HARIKIRI

like

haha i was smh at that at least twice yesterday

girl, your coochie is so fine it makes me think of

http://tvrecappersanonymous.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/mr_miyagi.jpg

the weeknd have one of these. "Nightmare ... elm street"

method man's (otherwise excellent) verse on "every soldier in the hood" includes the line "bite an ear, mike tyson" which is borderline imho

Counts - Meth is well-schooled in proper comparatives, this is clearly him trying to hang with the younger generation.

Ugggghhhhhh not you meth

haha, this Fred The Godson track has some pretty awesome ones

"For the record, I came with the Mac... Serato"

“I came in the crib unexpected... Kramer”

“I came in the crib unexpected... Tuomas”

loool

"For the record, I came with the Mac... Serato"

hahaha!

i seriously just did an interview with Fred where I literally asked him about the moment he came up with that line

"well i basically just sit reading techcrunch looking for punchlines"

heard "love in this club" on the radio today & in his verse jeezy says "bag you like some groceries"

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00797/dinosaur-spain_797107c.jpg

lol at that jpeg

heard "love in this club" on the radio today & in his verse jeezy says "bag you like some groceries"

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00797/dinosaur-spain_797107c.jpg

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, May 11, 2011 6:34 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

DUDE

i had the exact same experience and the exact same thought today, like maybe an hour before you posted that, hundreds of miles away

trippy

although admittedly i also thought of this:

Alex in Baltimore wrote this on thread pick only one: ways to be freed by young jeezy on board I Love Music on Apr 14, 2008

HOOS will be your medicine, you'll take every dose of steen

hahah damn xp

HOOS will be my bodyguard, I will be your long lost stan
i will call you whiney and whiney when you call me you can callll meeee some dude

i was coming back to post lyrics to 'Goonchronicity' but you killed the mood

is rap's first every grocery bag actually on "buggin out"

"minds get flooded... ejaculation"

???

i like to imagine you having to pull the car over and get out to catch your breath as this realization fully dawns on you

http://www.math.nyu.edu/%7Ecrorres/Archimedes/Crown/ArchBathNBC3.jpg

no but seriously that's entirely possible

i strive to be the world's number one grocery bag archeologist

a formative moment in my historic research was when amidst a three day road trip i decided to "reassess" 'graduation'

i think you have the winner until proven otherwise

anyone have any contacts inside CNN?

man i haven't talked to capone in a while, might still have his number

"i strive to be the world's number one grocery bag
archeologist... INDIANA JONES"

miss u "bedrock"

http://files.glassesusa.com.s3.amazonaws.com/hillary/journalists/Anderson_Cooper.jpg

got contacts inside CNN... ANDERSON COOPER

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/02/16/alg_cipriani_anderson-cooper.jpg

Hey J0rdan, this is kinda interesting...I think I may have found the oldest grocery bag line in existence...but it's obviously where the idea in hip hop came from, but this is pretty much a Proper Grocery Bag. Doubt we'll find anything earlier than this.

punk poet John Cooper Clarke, 1979, the piece "Twat"...listen at 46/47 seconds in...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS5QMT-JUt4

the british ruin everything

how do you ruin shitty drake punchlines?

anyway kinda interesting as obviously no rapper has ever heard john cooper clarke, but weird when someone thought of the exact same structure totally separately that long ago...even the long pause, the whole construction is just the same.

I could have sworn I made the John Cooper Clarke grocery bag observation once upon a time but evidently not on ILX.

I suspect if you are going down this road there's something even earlier than 1979 but that'd an excellent effort nonetheles.