Kanye West - Dark Twisted Fantasy

btw did the "so much head i ended up in sleepy hollow" line ever get discussed??? wtf is that line supposed to mean?

headless horseman

maybe he literally cut the head off the girl who was blowing him

and then traveled to sleepy hollow in pennsylvania

and then tweeted about it

sleepy hollow is in ny *pedant*

pusha t with another headless horseman ref later in the album too

kind of suprised kanye resisted the urge to say "the legend of pee-pee swallow"

...POLTERGEIST

lol

yeah i got the headless horseman thing but that seems to suggest that kanye doesn't get any blow jobs.....or maybe he got so many blowjobs his dick fell off....

i sent this girl a picture of my ken doll-like empty pubis

there was an old Kanye mixtape song with another goofy variation on the same theme -- "wife dont give head? get a divorce man/ the kids been callin you the headless horseman/ like Sleepy Hollow/ see she swallow" etc.

Jay-Z and Kanye West present Watch The Throne-

kanye: i sent this girl a picture of my ken doll-like empty pubis
jay-z: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE

the most manly person nicki minaj has collaborated with this year is probably, like, trey songz

love that today's pitchfork blurb for this album basically drops the usual list of kanye's "accomplishments," announces "we obsessed first and most deeply over the eye of the storm: the album." and then says NOTHING about it.

perfect.

Why not just write "DUH." and leave it at that.

Why not just write "DUH." and leave it at that.

as IF!!

that blurb definitely seemed to be taking a snide snipe at the backlash to this album

i don't think there IS a backlash to the album major enough to address there -- if anything it's just pushing back at the general post-Taylor backlash, seems more smug than snide to me. also "the too-good-to-be-true Twitter account" is some classic fennrock.

yeah i think that's more of a "whatevs man, we just care about the music"

"and the Twitter account, admittedly we do care about that quite a lot too"

not gonna lie, they were probably sniping at us, cause you know, everybody who writes for p4k secretly wants to be on ilm

maybe they already are ;)

oh my *checks self in mirror, brushes hair*

fennessey definitely has friends on ilm who help him keep tabs on when he's a punchline (hi, buddy!) but tbh i can't really imagine any of the Kanye Generation critic brigade who doesn't read the board regularly looking at this thread and sweating it.

someone's going to tell him he's a punchline today, right? I mean

Bearing witness to Kanye West's very public 2010 has featured many joys, none greater than watching everyone unspool his myriad updates, achievements, and indiscretions into piles of meaning.

So the album - which isn't worth trying to describe in a blurb declaring it the best of the year - is what everyone's obsessed about, but the greatest joy has been watching everyone else make "piles of meaning" out of all the shit Fennessey actually does list in detail?

well unspooling Kanye's Twitter updates really is the best hobby anyone can ask for.

Pitchfork announcing that the pinnacle of 2010 was following the obnoxious antics of a pop star seems like the definition of a shark-jump.

I think that blurb is a direct troll to other music critics. It's terrible as a summation of the album except for in the most oblique of manners (ie, the album is about the dissection of Kanye's public persona) but it's genius in how riled up everyone else who writes (or wants to be a writer) will get reading it.

^^^^ kinda what i meant by snide sniping

Dada Twisted Fantasy

if that was the goal, why not just post a dick pic?

because they wanted bitching, not swooning

you know something about fennessy that i don't?

I think that blurb is a direct troll to other music critics. It's terrible as a summation of the album except for in the most oblique of manners (ie, the album is about the dissection of Kanye's public persona) but it's genius in how riled up everyone else who writes (or wants to be a writer) will get reading it.

― Tina Tina Cheneuse (DJP), Friday, December 17, 2010 9:58 AM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark

what other critics, though? there are 2 reviews on Metacritic that aren't green (7/10 and up): Lex's and something called "Dot Music"

I think dayo is mostly right; he is trolling the people here.

too bad for him i have "only god can troll me" tattooed across my belly in old english script

GOON LIFE

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too bad for him i have "only god can troll me" tattooed across my belly in old english script

― in my world of Hmong ppl (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, December 17, 2010 10:04 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark

in a world of horrible meme tattoos i think this is one i could actually get behind

GOON LIFE

― The Reverend, Friday, December 17, 2010 10:06 AM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that's on my knuckles

in fennessey's defense, there's like really nothing left to be said about this record at this point

like if he's really concerned about the overly self-aware internet world, I'd rather have him be oblique where we have to fill in our own blanks rather than condescending

ie, if we're talking about ILMers being the target audience, I assume anyone on this board can learn more about Kanye's record from Fennessey's anti-blurb than, say, the hyper entry-level school textbook-style "Suicide was a punk band from New York" things in the P4k 500 book

kudos to this blurb i say

yeah but even a lot of the REVIEWS (including Pitchfork's) go on and on about context before even talking about the songs on the record a little bit

it's like "we already told you about Power and Runaway...and there are like 9 other songs here! just imagine!'

if anything all the hype/"obnoxious antics/Twitter-feed/leaked tracks/silliness has made me profoundly disinterested in even bothering to listen to this album. which I have not yet done btw.

like I just don't find the narrative of pop-star-dissects-own-public-persona even remotely interesting. let me guess, fame is a terrible bitch goddess.