Gallery of unfortunate band photos

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why does photoshop make everybody look washed out and shiny?

hate this aesthetic

fuckin magnates, why don't they work (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 10 December 2010 22:29 (fifteen years ago)

yeah it makes everyone look like mannequin/alien clones

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Friday, 10 December 2010 22:38 (fifteen years ago)

see when i see this thread i always have to go and look at this one i started.

i'm sorry but none of these bands look very interesting. they need swords or something...

i could look at band pictures all day. bad and good.

scott seward, Friday, 10 December 2010 22:57 (fifteen years ago)

hahaha omg love that thread

~~~memories~~~

i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Friday, 10 December 2010 23:36 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Okkervil River (esp. the guy in the middle)

http://cdn.pitchfork.com/media/oriver.jpg

slouching, unshaven, thick-necked, unstylish, pig-eyed (ilxor), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 15:17 (fifteen years ago)

itt:p4k

max bro'd (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 15:22 (fifteen years ago)

old dude on the far right looks like he's posing for a nice classic band photo on the set next to them and accidentally got cut into the photo, lol

VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:41 (fifteen years ago)

dude from vampire weekend

http://cdn.pitchfork.com/media/Rostam.jpg

slouching, unshaven, thick-necked, unstylish, pig-eyed (ilxor), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:42 (fifteen years ago)

ilxor this could be a standout thread for you imo

max bro'd (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:43 (fifteen years ago)

keep it bookmarked

slouching, unshaven, thick-necked, unstylish, pig-eyed (ilxor), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:54 (fifteen years ago)

loving this new DN

ilxor this could be a standout thread for you imo (ilxor), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:55 (fifteen years ago)

dn vmic

max bro'd (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:59 (fifteen years ago)

thx

ilxor this could be a standout thread for you imo (ilxor), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:59 (fifteen years ago)

u shd get rid of the 'imo' tho, make it looks it look kinda insincere

imo

max bro'd (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

en ingles = makes it look kinda insincere

max bro'd (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 18:01 (fifteen years ago)

hahaha my eye completely glossed over that

Boo Radely and the Super Fury Aminal (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 18:02 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.portlandmercury.com/imager/b/magnum/2658980/fa86/music2-570x300.jpg

dying here

puff pastry hangman (admrl), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 18:12 (fifteen years ago)

worst marching band ever

VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 18:16 (fifteen years ago)

Rotherhithe Crayfish formed in Nethulah, OR in 2005 when frontman Darlin Oberhausen (2nd right) met xylophonist Tré Klimpfner at a half-way house for recovering khat addicts. Their debut album 'Toad/Toad/Nematode' will be available for download exclusively from GlaxoSmithKline in April. Oberhausen relates tales of backwoods chicanery, incest and Pentecostal psychosis in his patented 'choady' drawl while Klimpfner devotes two songs to his cyclothymic goat, Lavinia.

max bro'd (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 18:18 (fifteen years ago)

such japes.

VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 18:19 (fifteen years ago)

Danielson

http://cdn.pitchfork.com/media/danielson452.jpg

ilxor this could be a standout thread for you imo (ilxor), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 20:24 (fifteen years ago)

http://images.mylot.com/userImages/images/postphotos/1523608.jpg

thirdalternative, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 20:28 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.rtvchannel.tv/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/the-Courteenersthe-Courteeners.jpg

deejeuner sur l'herb (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 20:29 (fifteen years ago)

need some sort of uk landfill indie vs us p4k indie unfortunate photo contest

deejeuner sur l'herb (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 20:30 (fifteen years ago)

lol @ "landfill indie"

ilxor this could be a standout thread for you imo (ilxor), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 20:31 (fifteen years ago)

"look, it's going to get out anyway: our mate here is suffering from dioxin poisoning and we just want you to know that he's still in the band."

kkvgz, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 20:34 (fifteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/22/CC_450.jpg

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 09:45 (fifteen years ago)

Most English looking band I've ever seen.

A brownish area with points (chap), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 11:56 (fifteen years ago)

looks like theyre serving detention

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 14:12 (fifteen years ago)

They got caught with some weed behind the sports hall, but they weren't smoking it properly.

A brownish area with points (chap), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 14:13 (fifteen years ago)

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/1672/siriusb.jpg

Sirius.B brings to you the finest Absurdist Gypsy Folk Funk Punk that the world has to offer. Their "impressively irreverent, combustible, three-ring circus of sound" (as described by the Mountain Xpress) is formed using an ancient recipe of gypsy melodies, Andean folk instrumentation, and Uzbekistani dance rhythms blended with a solid base created from some elements of American rock.

i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 19:08 (fifteen years ago)

nonononono....this thread just exploded with wrongness

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 19:53 (fifteen years ago)

least punchable band member of Sirius B: GO

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 19:53 (fifteen years ago)

Imhotep. Actual band member name. I shit you not.

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 19:55 (fifteen years ago)

AWESOME

Are you anticipating an end to the Age of Stupid? (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 21:27 (fifteen years ago)

At least they are classy enough to enlist Weird Al as a guitarist

big ed girlie (Pillbox), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 21:36 (fifteen years ago)

the cellist could look like a nice gentleman if he were in another context. the rest, how i wish i had six fists.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 21:43 (fifteen years ago)

this is where I enact my new phrase 'omg running at u with knives'. I feel it is appropriate for this particular band photo.

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 22:08 (fifteen years ago)

knives: they fly @ u face!

big ed girlie (Pillbox), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 22:18 (fifteen years ago)

it's a brilliant turn of phrase, but I dunno, it seems like a lot of work to shout,"omg running at u with knives!" while you're running, especially if you tend to get out of breath easily. I'd suggest simply grunting "omgrrrrargh"and letting your victims figure out what you're saying based on context cues, such as the running and the knives.

i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 22:24 (fifteen years ago)

it's much more effective in printed form.

In the physical world, it would be manifested by me actually running at them with knives without announcement, rather than yelling it and giving the game away.

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 22:33 (fifteen years ago)

you've really thought out this "murdering Sirius B" thing, haven't you? ;)

on reflection, the girl on the right is the least punchable because (1) the red AIDS awareness ribbon (if that's what it is) on her hat shows that she has at least a passing concern for a greater cause than figuring out how to clean the spit out her melodica (2) her smile isn't goofy/ironic; and (3) she's set slightly apart from the rest of the group, opening up the possibility that she was photoshopped into the frame to meet the band's "one sane-looking person who looks like they don't belong" quota.

i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 22:57 (fifteen years ago)

dying to punch the accordion guy

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 23:00 (fifteen years ago)

girl on the right gets it bc she plays melodica. I don't need any more reason than that.

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

and attention-getting hand gesture.

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

"least punchable" really just means "punchable, but slightly less punchable than her extremely punchable friends", so by all means punch away.

i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 23:03 (fifteen years ago)

ty :)

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 23:17 (fifteen years ago)

'omg running at u with knives' needs to be used in other discussions too. brilliant

gospodin simmel, Thursday, 13 January 2011 00:32 (fifteen years ago)

Caught Smoking Oregano is especially great because Beiberhead on the far right looks really worried about his parent's finding out.

m0stlyClean, Thursday, 13 January 2011 00:44 (fifteen years ago)

Yuck

http://cdn.pitchfork.com/media/yuck452.jpg

ilxor, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 15:29 (fifteen years ago)


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