ITT: Tell The Beatles to Fuck Off

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stay classy lex

I will never understand those with OTT levels of hatred for this band. There are hundreds of more hateable bands than this.

one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 3 December 2010 19:39 (fifteen years ago)

and there are many threads on the board for sharing your appreciation of them.

this is the thread for telling them to fuck off.

absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 December 2010 19:42 (fifteen years ago)

Telling them to fuck off is fine, just not exactly cool with wishing death on anyone.

one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 3 December 2010 19:46 (fifteen years ago)

i'd be fine w/torture tbh

lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Friday, 3 December 2010 19:47 (fifteen years ago)

I guess I'd be okay with forcing Ringo to watch every espisode of children's TV he has ever done on an infinite loop ala Clockwork Orange. The biggest crime perpetrated by this band, imho.

one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 3 December 2010 19:49 (fifteen years ago)

we can play them the Paris Hilton album

Yeezy reupholstered my pussy (DJP), Friday, 3 December 2010 19:49 (fifteen years ago)

maybe they'll learn something from it!

lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Friday, 3 December 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)

I don't think anyone needs lessons in being a vacuous, agentless studio baby

Yeezy reupholstered my pussy (DJP), Friday, 3 December 2010 19:52 (fifteen years ago)

crack about learning to suck cock

henri grenouille (Frogman Henry), Friday, 3 December 2010 19:54 (fifteen years ago)

also learning to unironically say the word "nigger"

Yeezy reupholstered my pussy (DJP), Friday, 3 December 2010 19:55 (fifteen years ago)

thought John had that covered

absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 December 2010 19:55 (fifteen years ago)

please people, let's not forget what this thread's all about - telling the beatles to fuck off, for some reason.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Friday, 3 December 2010 19:56 (fifteen years ago)

because they can fuck off tbh

absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 December 2010 19:56 (fifteen years ago)

FULL CIRCLE

Yeezy reupholstered my pussy (DJP), Friday, 3 December 2010 19:57 (fifteen years ago)

this is my favorite thread ever.

to beatles: f--k you, you boring 60s sacred cow you.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 3 December 2010 20:01 (fifteen years ago)

Oh the Beatles... my parents favorite fucking band for no good reason...

HEY BEATLES... FUCK OFF!

the structuralist constructions of (Viceroy), Friday, 3 December 2010 20:18 (fifteen years ago)

i don't know why nobody told you
how to unfold you love
i don't know how someone controlled you
they bought and sold you...

i look at the world and i notice it's turning
so fuck off

phish in your sleazebag (contenderizer), Friday, 3 December 2010 20:21 (fifteen years ago)

hey beatles

fuck off

call all destroyer, Friday, 3 December 2010 20:22 (fifteen years ago)

Oh the Beatles... my parents favorite fucking band for no good reason...

sounds like u have some unaddressed anger issues toward ur parents, more so than the beatles

i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Friday, 3 December 2010 21:17 (fifteen years ago)

I THINK HE ADDRESSED THEM PRETTY WELL

also fuck off and take the fuck off beatles with you

absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 December 2010 21:18 (fifteen years ago)

let's not forget what this thread's all about - telling the beatles to fuck off, for some reason.

The reason being that they are The Beatles. FUCK OFF and don't come back, not even if you mop haired tossbags learn to spell 'beetles' properly.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 3 December 2010 21:22 (fifteen years ago)

when did this boring band jump the shark? you could certainly use the execrable, cringeworthy octopus's garden as the mark, but they were boring, hippy-dippy blowhards long before that.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 3 December 2010 21:24 (fifteen years ago)

hey beatles

fuck off

OTFM

Spectrist, Friday, 3 December 2010 21:51 (fifteen years ago)

i feel like smoking weed in high school didn't lead me down the path of telling the beatles to fuck off, that nothing will

gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 4 December 2010 04:17 (fifteen years ago)

feel like if*

gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 4 December 2010 04:17 (fifteen years ago)

just do it--it feels good

call all destroyer, Saturday, 4 December 2010 04:25 (fifteen years ago)

HEY PARIS HILTON! GO FUCK YRSELF YA TALENTLESS TRAMP!!!!!!!!!

Darin, Saturday, 4 December 2010 05:59 (fifteen years ago)

whoops sorry wrong thread

Darin, Saturday, 4 December 2010 06:00 (fifteen years ago)

they used to call me the turd beatle

phish in your sleazebag (contenderizer), Saturday, 4 December 2010 06:29 (fifteen years ago)

Or was that the dung beetle?

Hideous Lump, Saturday, 4 December 2010 06:38 (fifteen years ago)

whoops sorry wrong thread

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SBd this guy twice in 24 hours, what are the odds?

ps FUCK OFF the beatles

absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 4 December 2010 10:11 (fifteen years ago)

FUCK OFF beatles

it feels good to do this daily

lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Saturday, 4 December 2010 14:03 (fifteen years ago)

'Happiness is a Warm FUCK OFF'

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 4 December 2010 14:07 (fifteen years ago)

all you need is TO FUCK OFF

lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Saturday, 4 December 2010 14:20 (fifteen years ago)

John Lennon take your third-rate childhood traumas and FUCK OFF with them
George "The Dull One" Harrison FUCK OFF
Paul you misanthropic weedhead dullard FUCK RIGHT THE FUCK OFF
Ringo I don't mind tbh

Satantango! (Matt #2), Saturday, 4 December 2010 14:24 (fifteen years ago)

paul mccartney being a "national" "treasure" can also fuck off

only person in the world who can make heather mills seem likeable tbh

lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Saturday, 4 December 2010 14:29 (fifteen years ago)

Ob-La-Di Oh-Fu-Kof

Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Saturday, 4 December 2010 14:38 (fifteen years ago)

SBd this guy twice in 24 hours, what are the odds?

ps FUCK OFF the beatles

Haha how many people do you SB a day?

Darin, Saturday, 4 December 2010 14:44 (fifteen years ago)

Depends how many ILM threads I look at.

absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 4 December 2010 18:30 (fifteen years ago)

BANG BANG FUCK OFF

one-time Perrier winner Frank Woodley plays a loveable dad (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 4 December 2010 19:08 (fifteen years ago)

Ha-peeeeeee-nessssss... is not listening to a Beatles record!

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 4 December 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)

You Know My Name, Look Up the Number and summarily FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!

Alex in NYC, Saturday, 4 December 2010 19:48 (fifteen years ago)

^^^ This thread can now die happy :D

absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 4 December 2010 19:49 (fifteen years ago)

when I find myself in times of trouble mother mary comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
FUCK OFF

hubertus bigend (m coleman), Saturday, 4 December 2010 21:09 (fifteen years ago)

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all FUCKING RIGHT OFF

Alex in NYC, Saturday, 4 December 2010 21:10 (fifteen years ago)

all through the day GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED
all through the night GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED

one-time Perrier winner Frank Woodley plays a loveable dad (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 4 December 2010 21:19 (fifteen years ago)

Strawberry Fields can FUCK OFF

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 4 December 2010 21:26 (fifteen years ago)

If there's anything that you want,
If there's anything I can do,
Just call on me and I'll tell you what
FUCK OFF from me to you

Krampus Interruptus (NickB), Saturday, 4 December 2010 21:30 (fifteen years ago)

listen
do you want to know a secret
do you promise not to tell
whoah... closer...
let me whisper in your ear...
CUNT

one-time Perrier winner Frank Woodley plays a loveable dad (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 4 December 2010 21:34 (fifteen years ago)

last night I said these words to my girl: JESUS YOU SHIT ME TO FUCKING TEARS

one-time Perrier winner Frank Woodley plays a loveable dad (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 4 December 2010 21:37 (fifteen years ago)


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