Let's discuss Rick Ross' "Teflon Don"

in a Testarossa

i'm gonna JFK
like JFK
and my JFK
is a J... EFF KAYYYYYY

― I think I'm Princess Peach... King Koopa (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, August 4, 2010 8:23 AM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i think about this now every time i hear Ross rap

especially during that DIRTY...CLEAN...DIRTY...CLEAN verse

dude i just read that twitter rant for the first time now and....thank you

the santa one killed me

Keep hearing: I think I'm big Nietzche.

― Tim F, Thursday, November 18, 2010 7:01 AM (15 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

somehow this is a post v much in character, i think

in an eyerolly way, yeah.

I think I'm Big Bird
Harold Hooper

Hey so I wrote this big article on Rick Ross for The Straddler. It's a literary magazine, so I'm afraid that music people aren't going to find it if I don't self-promote at least a little, so please forgive if I'm doing something inappropriate by putting a link up. Please enjoy.

http://www.thestraddler.com/20117/piece10.php

um what the fuck

Rick Ross is unconscious and paramedics are desperately trying to resuscitate him.

Rick was on a flight going from Ft. Lauderdale to Memphis today, when the rapper lost consciousness. The plane was forced to make an emergency landing.

http://www.tmz.com/2011/10/14/rick-ross-passed-out-plane-emergency-landing/#.Tph0AbK-3oo

this is not happening

Wale Wale Folarin

I just talked to Ross...he's 100 pct ok...@tmz #dontpanic #dontpanic #mmg !!!! #gfid dec 13th!

i just talked to ross, he was unconscious and i know you all are in a panic over the possibility of him dying, but his album comes out dec 13.

jeez, get better soon bawse

LOSE SOME WEIGHT, MANE

i was wondering when i'd see the first weight reference!

i'm not even joking, if he wants to live past the age of 50 he should prob lose some weight

I forgot I created this thread.

@rocmarci roc marciano
Rozay brother slow the blunts down and eat better and take a break u on top so just chill n enjoy the fruits
11 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone

no, literally enjoy the fruits

awww enjoy the fruits is a nice sentiment

http://www.covershut.com/covers/UMCs-Fruits-Of-Nature-Front-Cover-31220.jpg

i'm pretty sure ross can still enjoy the fruits of his labor without having his house stocked with

rations that could last six months. One is entirely stocked with Ortega taco fixings, another with cans of Manwich, another with six-packs of Yoo-hoo, another with bags of Halloween-size candy

what the fuck is yoo-hoo?

Everything in that menagerie is literally inedible.

what the fuck is MANWICH?

i mean whaty i think of as a manwich doesn't...come in a can

or without coming home at 4 am from the strip so he can eat this

The Gentlest Bodyguard's specialty (besides appearing to be gentle while not minding if he has to rip people's tracheae out, I bet) is breakfast, and when we're back at the house, he goes to the stove. Into a large frying pan he cracks twenty-four eggs and waits for them to cook, then meticulously flips each one without breaking a yolk. In a pot the grits bubble. And in a large skillet, several cans of bubble-gum-pink Hormel corned-beef hash sizzle on high heat, never changing color

lex, yoo-hoo is chocolate milk

be clear: it's CARBONATED chocolate milk.

manwich is like... a canned sloppy joe? idk, i assume it's incredibly disgusting

xp lol is that right? i don't drink choco milk so i wouldn't know

ok fine I love corned beef hash.

CARBONATED CHOCOLATE MILK?????

any meat that comes in a can should not be eaten

welcome to America lex...

several cans of bubble-gum-pink Hormel corned-beef hash sizzle on high heat, never changing color

urgh

i still haven't recovered from the fruit loops discovery. you americans are disgusting savages. i'm clutching on to my muesli for dear life

what the fuck is this abomination

http://pinchmysalt.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/img_8056.jpg

THAT THING LIVED IN A CAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtuTEvNNlBE

wait, i still don't get what's wrong with froot loops

The fourth photo that came up after a Google search:

http://buckarooblues.com/images/11_9-10_01/manwich.jpg

can we start labeling the manwich photos as NSFW, thx y'all

NSFHumanity

yoo hoo is not carbonated fyi

be clear: it's CARBONATED chocolate milk.

― lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

Nope. Most google sites say it's not carbonated but its not just chocolate milk either

Tried to find a YouTube of Morgan Freeman drinking it in Street Smart.

just chill n enjoy the froot loops

http://www.music-software-reviews.com/image-files/fruity_loops_fl_studio_6.jpg

wait, i still don't get what's wrong with froot loops

um start with the colours?