Metal Box -- does anyone hate this as much as me?

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Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 July 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

Whoa, Ginger Baker's on it too?!

Sundar (sundar), Thursday, 13 July 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

I'll say the film canister 3X45 edition sounds livelier and benefits from being able to pick from short runs of songs.

Alicia Fucking Silverstone (sexyDancer), Thursday, 13 July 2006 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

Furthermore, the "clear and conscious decision" portion of your statement is undercut by the fact that one of the main contributors to PiL is completely incapable of performing in any other way;

After the Sex Pistols, Lydon could've done anything he wanted, including hiring the best session musicians he could find (as he did later on Album Generic PiL). He didn't, and that was a clear and conscious decision as much as hiring trained musicians was. Lydon wasn't just some idiot on the loose in the studio. He's a smart guy, and he had some definite ideas about what he wanted to get done and how he was going to go about doing it. They all involved purposefully violating most of the common practices of musical decency and good taste, however.

I'm not a tonedeaf nincompoop; matter of fact it irritates when Nelly Furtado or Ashelee Simpson or whoever is singing out of tune on national television. But that's because of the context, as you point out w/ Carol Channing. The point of those PiL albums was to explore chance, purposeful incompetence, experimentation, abrasiveness, and dissonance.

They had to be on to something - people are still listening to and analyzing these records today, and that's based on more than just Lydon's cult of personality (at least, it is for me).

Even at the time the records had quite an impact, and not just among the scuzzy punk rabble, because of Lydon's decisions. Example: He kicked out the engineer assigned to Flowers of Romance because he could tell the tape op was an able, competent, knowledgeable, thinking person who was willing to take chances and work unconventionally. Result? Phil Collins later hired as an engineer the tape op that Lydon had personally raised the profile of; he wanted that same exquisitely massive drum sound (sidenote: Dan, don't ever listen to Flowers of Romance - it makes Metal Box sound like Gaucho). Jah Wobble had never played bass before Lydon tapped him for PiL. Result? Kate Bush purchased Wobble's bass rig because she wanted that huge sound he became famous for.

Even saying "I can't sing for shit but I've got something interesting to say so I'm just gonna do it" is a clear and conscious decision (as opposed to saying "I don't know how to sing, I'm going to take lessons until I'm good enough" or "I don't know how to sing I'm just going to stay off the stage") - though it seems to be one you don't approve of. If you disagree with the underlying conceptual framework of those PiL albums, then yeah, of course you're going to hate them. That doesn't mean there weren't concepts behind them.

Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 13 July 2006 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

Dan, don't ever listen to Flowers of Romance - it makes Metal Box sound like Gaucho

From a percussive standpoint, I think Dan would like Flowers far more than Metal Box/Second Edition

San Diva Gyna (and a Masala DOsaNUT on the side) (donut), Thursday, 13 July 2006 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

Edward III making a great deal of sense on this thread, kudos.

"Metal Box" is a colossal record for me personally, as is "Flowers of Romance". Won't hear a word against them -- would that more people made records this audacious. I remember there being a little cottage industry of offshoot bands -- the Basement 5 and the Bollock Brothers, for instance -- but somehow rock never picked up on this strand, this sound. People might say My Bloody Valentine came close, or PRML SCRM. But those bands are dreamy-romantic or adolescent-commercial in comparison. Nobody matches the utter don't-give-a-fuck nihilism of "Metal Box", and I think that attitude also becomes a sound that nobody matches.

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 13 July 2006 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, Dan likes Skinny Puppy... a lot! (Unless his opinion has changed since I last checked.) Ogre isn't known for having the the most expanded vocal range either. I think Dan's just expressing that he doesn't like the final results of Metal Box, but focusing particularly on the vocals, and why he thinks they sound grating. Different strokes, different folks, etc. etc. I love Metal Box, but it's crazy to assume even people into difficult music would automatically like it.

Do I think Dan should give Metal Box another chance? Sure.

Does he have to? No.

O TEH ROCK CANON COLORED GLASSIZ

(teasing)

San Diva Gyna (and a Masala DOsaNUT on the side) (donut), Thursday, 13 July 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

Nobody matches the utter don't-give-a-fuck nihilism of "Metal Box", and I think that attitude also becomes a sound that nobody matches.

I'd say the same about Flipper's Gone Fishin'

"One By One" in particular. Oh man.

San Diva Gyna (and a Masala DOsaNUT on the side) (donut), Thursday, 13 July 2006 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

I'd show you something I wrote about how I can't stand PiL, but I don't want to be accused of being a self-promoting hack.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 13 July 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, Dan likes Skinny Puppy... a lot! (Unless his opinion has changed since I last checked.) Ogre isn't known for having the the most expanded vocal range either. I think Dan's just expressing that he doesn't like the final results of Metal Box, but focusing particularly on the vocals, and why he thinks they sound grating.

-- San Diva Gyna (and a Masala DOsaNUT on the side) ([email protected]), July 13th, 2006.

That kind of makes sense - there's a certain sensuality to Skinny Puppy; PiL was aggressively trying to destroy any pleasure people could take from their music, they really rub the listener's nose in it. Think about it: First Issue comes out, and people say, "Great rock record! Love those riffs!". Now then, let's destroy the guitars for Metal Box! People say, "At least the bass is still incredible." Fuck that, fire Jah Wobble for Flowers of Romance!

Fact remains I've got plenty of "fuck you" records on the shelf (Metal Machine Music or Jehovah My Black Ass... REM Is Air Supply anyone?) and none of them get pulled down with the frequency of Metal Box or Flowers of Romance.

Uh-oh, kudos from Momus! Isn't that the kiss of death in these here parts? ;)

Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 13 July 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

Heh heh, Sundar and Donut are both OTM re: The Cure and Skinny Puppy and my love for them; hell, I was going to point out that I once asked ILM if they knew of where I could download Lard's "Time To Melt" because I didn't have the "Power Of Lard" EP and I NEEDED to hear that song.

I can totally see what Momus is saying here, BTW.

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 July 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

Anyone ever heard The Human Condition stuff from this time period? Instrumental 3 piece w/ Jah Wobble, fantastic imagination rock. I've got one of their live performances that was released on cassette.

Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 13 July 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

all together now : Larrrrrrdddd!!

fuck i wish i knew where that tape was.

btw - i too tried this album once when i picked it up for a fiver, and thought 'WTF', however, this thread is making me listen again.

ta

mark e (mark e), Thursday, 13 July 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

Free tip: headphones + dark room.

Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 13 July 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

Does Dan have to give it another chance? I'd say yes, if he plans on debating it's merits to such a great extent while only having heard it once 16 years ago!

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 13 July 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

"such a great extent" roffle

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 July 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

After hearing this album once as a teen, I immediately went out and got a job so I could afford a stereo system big enough to handle it.
SLOW MOTION.

Alicia Silverfuck (sexyDancer), Thursday, 13 July 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

O TEH ROCK CANON COLORED GLASSIZ

I think this should be your new screen name, Donut. Either that or a band name.

Lenny Koggins (Bimble...), Friday, 14 July 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

Haha, but Dan, you claimed that you "explained at length" your dislike (that was after you pretty much quoted and agreed with people for a long period, but the thread was pretty long, so hey...).

I think "at length" and "to a great extent" are the same. Tell us Dan Perry, what draws you to the (metal) box repeatedly despite your disinterest!

mike h. (mike h.), Friday, 14 July 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

These days Metal Box makes for dissonant ambient music when I'm making pasta, although it remains a touchstone. I like "Rise" and "Disappointed" best these days.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 14 July 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

I explained "at length" three years ago. The main reason I'm here right now is because I think it's funny that 75% of the time this thread bubbles to the top of New Answers, it's because someone is crusading to make me admit that I really should like this album, or at least have a desire to listen to it again for re-evaluation.

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 July 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

In the Big Rock Canon Mountain, all the crits are rockist punks
And swooning praise for Johnny Lydon comes dripping from their mouths

(to the tune of "Big Rock Candy Mountain")

Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 14 July 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

Everyone should lay off Dan. Ask him instead what he thinks of "Domino Dancing."

Or John Lydon covering "Domino Dancing."

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 14 July 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

BTW Dan, I don't think you should listen to it again, and I don't think you'll ever appreciate it. I'm just here to lodge the minority opinion on this thread. And to score points with Momus.

Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 14 July 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

The minority position is Dan's and the thread-starter's surely?

J (Jay), Friday, 14 July 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

just fucking listen to Poptones. If you don't like it, come back, say "I don't like it" and lock the thread.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Saturday, 15 July 2006 03:43 (nineteen years ago)

just fucking listen to Four Enclosed Walls or Banging The Door (from Flowers) and all should realize where every 80s college rock or industrial band got their drum sounds from.

San Diva Gyna (and a Masala DOsaNUT on the side) (donut), Saturday, 15 July 2006 05:37 (nineteen years ago)

(ok, not EVERY 80s band, but enough of 'em)

San Diva Gyna (and a Masala DOsaNUT on the side) (donut), Saturday, 15 July 2006 05:37 (nineteen years ago)

Wait a minute, let me get this straight - Alfred cooks pasta while listening to Metal Box? Has he decided that Metal Box is the ultimate music to cook pasta to or...?

I remember making cookies once when I first heard and went crazy over Jane's Addiction "Mountain Song".

Lenny Koggins (Bimble...), Saturday, 15 July 2006 07:42 (nineteen years ago)

And the generic album is splendid listening for cleaning the sink.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Saturday, 15 July 2006 12:43 (nineteen years ago)

"FAREWELL!! My fur clogg-ed pipes!!!!"

mark grout (mark grout), Saturday, 15 July 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...
anyone know much about this mysterious 12" wot I just got? the bass on the mix of 'swan lake' is immense. might not be one for dan though, 'albatross' is on the other side!

genital hyphys (haitch), Monday, 4 September 2006 12:46 (nineteen years ago)

Woah! Want one!

All gone!

Woah!

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 4 September 2006 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

Is this the ten quid Joe Meek box set in Fopp again?

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 4 September 2006 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

noh!

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 4 September 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

Right, judging by the excerpts, Swan Lake is the same as on the Metal Box album, and Albatross has something else overlaid, some echo effects on the vocals, and is damn near unlistenable. Sure, it's a low grade mp3 but if anyone has it better and can say more...

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 07:16 (nineteen years ago)

ok have given both sides a proper listen. 'swan lake' definitely ain't the album cut - or, the first three minutes might be, but it stretches out for over nine minutes in full. (lydon near the end: "well that's about enough for anybody innit.") way longer than any other version I've heard.

the 'albatross' version has phasing all over the drums and what might be a slowed-down melodica. it also has lydon squawking "i am an albatross!" in parts. an... acquired taste.

genital hyphys (haitch), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 11:38 (nineteen years ago)

So, how do I?

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 12:29 (nineteen years ago)

Hmmm...VERY tantalizing description, that.

M. Agony Von Bontee (M. Agony Von Bontee), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 13:49 (nineteen years ago)

Found one. It'll be here v.shortly.

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

and now it's here.

WOW! Hooray! one of my favourite tracks of all time is now 10 minutes long! It's a little off the 'perfect hi-fi experience' but it's well worth getting and THANKS! for telling me about it.

Mind you, that 'remix' of Albatross is as I said above. It has an 'augustus pablo' style melodica, and someone squawking as per "fodderstompf" over the top. Whatever they are saying you can't tell as it's all drowned out by the melodica. And, suspiciously, the track fades out at exactly the same point as the album track. Is it a fake? Well, if it had been mixed better, it might have been interesting. But then it might have showed up the fakery, if it is such.

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 11 September 2006 11:57 (nineteen years ago)

YSI

a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Monday, 11 September 2006 12:03 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...
There's a bunch of talk about the American Bandstand "Poptones" performance. Here's the video:

American Bandstand - "Poptones"

Zachary Scott (Zach S), Friday, 13 October 2006 01:43 (nineteen years ago)

More on that 12"...

It seems both tracks have been nicked from the "Best of British £1 notes" DVD of John Lydon.

Apparently, it has three 'monitor mixes' of MB tracks. So, go there.

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 13 October 2006 06:36 (nineteen years ago)

That American Bandstand clip just blew my mind!

Radio Free Albemuth (DocMartensBoots), Friday, 13 October 2006 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

too bad the clip doesn't include the next number, "Careering." The kids go nuts and take over the drum kit, all caught by the room mics. Total TV bedlam.

Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Friday, 13 October 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

Bloody hell that was magic.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 13 October 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

I've got a bootleg DVD comp with a ton of PiL video appearances. Maybe I'll try to upload the AB "Careering".

I've got an audio recording of the Ritz riot in '81, too.
http://www.furious.com/Perfect/pil.html

Ah, those were the days!

*coughs, totters away on cane*

Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 13 October 2006 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

listening to this for first time in six or seven years: ye gods. what kind of mood do you have to be in to enjoy this?

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Friday, 15 May 2009 09:22 (seventeen years ago)

A challopy one.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO (Colonel Poo), Friday, 15 May 2009 09:27 (seventeen years ago)


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