they got a new bitch, now you Jennifer Aniston
― lyrics is weak, like taco bell drive-thru speakers (symsymsym), Sunday, 14 November 2010 15:15 (thirteen years ago) link
trying to be a millionaire, but I used two lifelines
― lyrics is weak, like taco bell drive-thru speakers (symsymsym), Sunday, 14 November 2010 15:17 (thirteen years ago) link
So many Aunties, we could have an Auntie team
― hoy orbison (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 14 November 2010 15:18 (thirteen years ago) link
i love the suit bespoke line
― plax (ico), Sunday, 14 November 2010 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link
you getting blackmailed for that white girl
― dayo, Sunday, 14 November 2010 16:28 (thirteen years ago) link
really everything this guy says is cringe-inducing
― moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 14 November 2010 17:10 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah the suit bespoke line is dope! i also enjoy the "family matters" pun, groan worthy as it may be.
anyway the forced/facepalmy punchlines sometimes (tho not always) work for kanye in a weird backward way -- like, he's such an incredible producer that he can keep these beats for himself and his half-assed rhymes.
― swvl, Sunday, 14 November 2010 19:04 (thirteen years ago) link
that millionaire one isn't too bad either
― overtheseas aeroplanes I have flown (k3vin k.), Sunday, 14 November 2010 19:36 (thirteen years ago) link
"In 30 years, when Coldplay are old men, people will look back and say, 'These guys were more talented than The Beatles."
― You're Twistin' My Melody Man! (Geir Hongro), Sunday, 14 November 2010 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link
(and I love Coldplay btw....)
yeah i mean he has a lot of awful ones but a lot of these aren't them.
mercy, mercy me, that murcielago is dope
not dope: every time he talks about poop or pee, that leona lewis one
― Jacques_Lamure, Sunday, 14 November 2010 20:14 (thirteen years ago) link
not dope: every time he talks about poop or pee
otm
― (ಠ▃ಠ)o ((cloud)) (crüt), Sunday, 14 November 2010 20:15 (thirteen years ago) link
that shit, to me, is so much worse than grocery baggery
― Jacques_Lamure, Sunday, 14 November 2010 20:16 (thirteen years ago) link
totally like toiletry
― overtheseas aeroplanes I have flown (k3vin k.), Sunday, 14 November 2010 21:01 (thirteen years ago) link
the poop lyrics are the worst because it really felt like he was just trying so hard to emulate Lil Wayne that he was like "that's probably not what makes him so popular but what the hell, i'll talk about poop a lot too"
― deej otm (some dude), Sunday, 14 November 2010 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link
the first album I vomited, the second I colonic'd it
― Jacques_Lamure, Sunday, 14 November 2010 22:00 (thirteen years ago) link
desert....or DISASTER!
― dark side of the goon (The Reverend), Sunday, 14 November 2010 23:08 (thirteen years ago) link
gonna quote some dude from the fantasy thread:
yeah the way he leans into his worst lines and shouts them is a lot of what makes him such a worse rapper than even he was a few years ago imo.
the way he draws out all these puns, making sure that you really hear it and are gonna 'get it'
― dayo, Monday, 15 November 2010 00:20 (thirteen years ago) link
culminating in
i treat the cash the way the government treats aidsi won't be satisfied til all my niggas get it, get it
― Kerm, Monday, 15 November 2010 00:41 (thirteen years ago) link
kanye, quick, there is a new pun in there!
― V79, Monday, 15 November 2010 00:47 (thirteen years ago) link
hood phenomenon the lebron of rhyme
mostly because he pronounces rhyme like 'rahm'
― dayo, Monday, 15 November 2010 01:01 (thirteen years ago) link
the lebron of the former white house chief of staff
― dark side of the goon (The Reverend), Monday, 15 November 2010 01:21 (thirteen years ago) link
the "Obama's nation" line is so painful partly because he could've at least said "the Obama nation" and made it a somewhat graceful homophone. nevermind the fact that it's weak to make such a vague statement about what "they" call him while referencing the president when he could've, y'know, talked about how the president actually called him a jackass.
― deej otm (some dude), Monday, 15 November 2010 01:32 (thirteen years ago) link
swallowship
― _| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 01:35 (thirteen years ago) link
btw, there are like 9 pages of threads with kanye west in the title. O_o
yeah and 4 of them are hen fap iirc
― overtheseas aeroplanes I have flown (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 01:40 (thirteen years ago) link
he'll always be kayne west to me
― lyrics is weak, like taco bell drive-thru speakers (symsymsym), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 03:57 (thirteen years ago) link
so uncamry
― un® (dayo), Saturday, 16 June 2012 20:51 (eleven years ago) link
tay zonday
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 25 December 2012 02:13 (eleven years ago) link
"I'm like the fly Malcolm X, buy any jeans necessary."
― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 25 December 2012 04:06 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/14/kanye-west-wheelchair_n_5818116.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592
Kanye West refused to continue his show on Friday night in Sydney, Australia until the entire audience was standing and dancing in physical Yeezus worship. Unfortunately for Kanye's self-esteem, one of the audience members had a prosthetic leg and another was wheel-chair bound.
One concertgoer told the Daily Mail that he addressed the crowd saying "I can't do this show until everybody stand up. Unless you got a handicap pass and you get special parking and s**t." The fan waved her leg in the air and Kanye so kindly continued the show, stopping again when he saw there remained a single seated fan.
According to the tabloid, he then halted performance of "Good Life," saying "'This is the longest I've had to wait to do a song, it's unbelievable," before sending over a body guard to check that the fan was differently abled.
'The crowd was also yelling that he was in a wheelchair but he waited for Pascal's confirmation,' the witness said, while others said the crowd made 'wheelchair motions' to alert the singer to his mistake.
'When he sent Pascal up there he said, 'He is in a wheelchair? It's fine!' the witness reported.
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Sunday, 14 September 2014 17:13 (nine years ago) link
idk about "cringe" but I always've thought his rhyming on "Send It Up" is kinda awkward even if some of it's quotable. Guess Ab-Liva helped with that one though
― nova, Sunday, 14 September 2014 17:41 (nine years ago) link
that story...yeah sometimes I'm concerned (ok I'm just a fan so maybe "concerned" is the wrong word) about dude's mental health
― nova, Sunday, 14 September 2014 17:43 (nine years ago) link
"I don’t know what’s going ot happen tomorrow bro, but all I can say to my artists, my fellow artists, just worry about how you feel at the time. Just worry about how you feel, and don’t never…"
― calstars, Monday, 31 August 2015 06:21 (eight years ago) link
shit thread
― hunangarage, Monday, 31 August 2015 06:30 (eight years ago) link
like Kathy Lee need Regis, that's the way I need Jesus
― lyrics is weak, like taco bell drive-thru speakers (symsymsym), Sunday, November 14, 2010 10:11 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I love this line
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 31 August 2015 14:42 (eight years ago) link
Kanye has grown on me a lot as an MC. I think he's lyrically ambitious and perhaps a poor self-editor, so he reaches further and falls a lot, but connects a lot too.
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 31 August 2015 14:46 (eight years ago) link
somehow read that as "Kathy Lee has grown on me a lot as an MC"
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Monday, 31 August 2015 14:55 (eight years ago) link
can somebody tell me, is kanye running for president or not
― j., Monday, 31 August 2015 15:01 (eight years ago) link
was planning to write him in anyway so
― johnny crunch, Monday, 31 August 2015 15:21 (eight years ago) link
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Monday, August 31, 2015 9:55 AM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
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"If you could see me now on a Fun Ship cruiseI'm eatin fancy foods and doing what I choose - HANH"
― Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 31 August 2015 15:28 (eight years ago) link