Your Favorite Rap Couplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

i hustle, i got more franklins in me than aretha
if i had oprah winfrey i would marry her and keep her

Would you rather be tickling your tackle in Texas
Or fucking a slut in Kennebunkport
Recession
Derpression

somebody bring the potato salad, let's take a ballot
of who can invite the hoes that make the party valid

all that dark blue shit? yall n****** been had
my diamonds rainbowed like they registered for GLAAD

yeah that is dope -- what is that from? something recent i know, put i can't put my finger on it

e-40

right

rong

it's skateboard p on the TI song "Amazing"

goon confessions

"it reads like e-40"

oh

that song is still hot garbage

what happened to the gibreel handle?

bad bad things

nah "Amazing" is one good one on that shit album

the christ told me come closer to the light man
went blind and woke up in front of a mic stand

can't decide if that's any good beyond just the delivery

didn't realize flopson was samosa

le zvook is a v perceptive guy imo

speaking of which u should both contribute to deej's swag youtube pox thread, i stole some of zvookster's recs from the summer jams thread

i sent deej an email asking if flopson was ethan (compliment) but then it became apparent that it wasn't

Lyrics of Die Antwoord- Evil Boy have been cracking me up for a while:

Everybody go HO like a thundercat
I'm all up in the club in my underpants
no shirt on cause it's fuckin hot
Let's go Diplo pump it up!

now are we reading from the same sheet of music?
i was taught to never pull a pistol on a hustler unless i was planning on using it

i heard they bringing back the old guccis with the red and green strips on the bottom
if they wack i don't got em

deej this song is the shit man

call me paul blart, all i do is maul cops

haha what is that for

from

s.o.d. money gang, money keep stackin
i leaked every song and i still went platinum

xpost

Fabolous - There Is No Competition 2

i really do wish we were more in the habit of posting what things are from, tbh

mine is soulja boy's verse from

v.i.c. - get silly (remix)

mine was husalah "gear"

whineys is dumb and not even a couplet *just says*

he's a critic from new york, he's contractually obligated to commend fabolous

can someone delete hurting's die antwoord post?

ha keep it its for lols

mine was e-40

in four years i've made millions of rapping
and more millions coming since chingy went platinum

- luda

milkin the system, for what it's worth it's not new to me
been breaking banks since bow wow hit puberty

- luda

i got a pillow for her face cause she a loud screamer
open legs and entercalm like a loudspeaker

he said he liked my necklace and we start relaxin
now that's what i call a fuckin chain reaction

-remy via jay-z

this is like a rocket
you ain't never packed this many condominiums in your pocket

i have a fondness for the "real g's move in silence like lasagna" line in 6ft7ft

same here, kind of in spite of myself. u_u at me taking so long to get it tho.

no shame in loving it it's so funny! my friend got a text quoting it & read it to me when we were both p drunk and i somehow assumed he had subscribed to a lil wayne quote txt service that like, routinely sends you lil wayne quotes to cheer you up, but in reality it was just a friend of his

whats so great abt it imo is not just the wordplay but the imagery of g's wading through a lasagna swamp silently

drive through white suburbans in the black suburban, swervin
hittin curbs, i'm blastin erik sermon, drunk off english bourbon

- tyler, the creator

and t double d? he in the suburban, swervin
all on the curb with a virgin

- trina

I like em cute, round tits and fat asses
Educated, so I can bust off on they glasses

--Notorious B.I.G.

i ain't never gave a toast to a douche bag
i be giving the candy coats to a new jag

- chamillionaire