CRAZY RAPPERS

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I was gonna say Eppy's MF Doom comment was the only OTM thing he's ever said until he clarified that it was a joke!

Alex in Baltimore (Alex in Baltimore), Thursday, 18 May 2006 03:50 (twenty years ago)

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punis (punis), Thursday, 18 May 2006 03:59 (twenty years ago)

I have never met so many Type Threes until I moved to Brooklyn.

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Thursday, 18 May 2006 06:02 (twenty years ago)

One of you guys should start a Quizilla to find out which "type" each ILXor is so we can out the baddies.

Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 18 May 2006 13:00 (twenty years ago)

Maybe the problem is that Pete Buck not fastening seatbelt = "wimpy primadonna" whereas DMX not fastening seatbelt = "unhinged black man"

but that article made a point of dissing X because this was a "wimpy primadonna" move.

The Rabin article is most offensive because it bitches about DMX failing to live up to expectations during this arrest. This case is different from Parliament/ODB/Doom etc. because people here expect DMX to be crazy not on an album or in the public spotlight, but in real life. DMX's persona didn't get arrested this time, DMX the guy did. The fact that every time someone like DMX gets arrested, it has to be for some looney reason does smack of racism, but I don't know if an indictment of the whole rapper-persona fascination follows from that.

-- hugaboo (writeagainston...), May 17th, 2006.

I'm not sure where you're getting "every time someone like DMX" shit from; the original article didn't appeal to some sort of archetype/caricature, it was just about how DMX himself, who has been arrested in the past for ridiculous shit, got arrested for comparatively tame shit. this is actually more of a surprise in that it's kind of underwhelming, in much the same way that it would be utterly shocking if Pete Doherty getting arrested for speeding and turned out to be completely sober at the time and have nothing illegal in his car.

bernard snow (sixteen sergeants), Thursday, 18 May 2006 13:08 (twenty years ago)

PS I will openly cop to being Type 3. Coming from a white middle-class background, rap just doesn't resonate with me in the same way that (some) rock music does, and there's not a fucking thing I can do about it. I still listen to it, but it's almost not even music to me ("music" in the emotional, "never-failing medicine" sense -- not like I don't respect the craft), it's more of a mind-altering substance. This isn't exclusively true for rap: same goes for death metal and crazy-ass intentionally-over-the-top offensive punk shit (Mclusky et al). It's what I spin when I'm at work and I can't be gettin' my drink on, but I still want to mess with my brain chemistry.

bernard snow (sixteen sergeants), Thursday, 18 May 2006 13:12 (twenty years ago)

I was listening to Ultramagnetic MC's - Critical Beatdown when I opened this thread. Busted! I like it cos it's good, I didn't even know Kool Keith was/is crazy when I first heard this album, honest guv'nor.

Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 18 May 2006 13:35 (twenty years ago)

PPS I am also the proud owner of a "CRUNK'S NOT DEAD" Neigborhoodie

bernard snow (sixteen sergeants), Thursday, 18 May 2006 13:38 (twenty years ago)

delete ilm

and what (ooo), Thursday, 18 May 2006 14:02 (twenty years ago)

you started it.

goonie goonie moony juney purple spoonie killa noonie (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 18 May 2006 14:05 (twenty years ago)

Zwan, you're the elusive Type 4 whose favorite craaazy rapper is Fred Durst.

Alex in Baltimore (Alex in Baltimore), Thursday, 18 May 2006 14:09 (twenty years ago)

Someone plz provide proof that Cam'ron is teh crazy. Listening to Purple Haze last night all I could keep thinking is "maybe dude really is bonkers."

Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 19 May 2006 10:52 (twenty years ago)

uh--i think "I.B.S." pretty much seals the deal. i don't think even biz would have released that song.

max (maxreax), Friday, 19 May 2006 17:51 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

DMX barks like a dog...
listen to "Where My Dog's At?" if you really want to laugh
this guy is convinced he's an actual dog.....unbelievable

and what, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

iggy pop ACTUALLY WANTS TO BE YOUR DOG....unbelievable

impudent harlot, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

the baha boys actually don't know who let the dogs out.....unbelievable

s1ocki, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

baha MEN

and what, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

unbelievable

s1ocki, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

I believe every word of it! Unbelievable!

Mark G, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

baha boys becoming baha men
baha men becoming wolves

impudent harlot, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

werewolf baha mitzvah

and what, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

You really think the indie press treat TORTURED POET OF OUR GENERATION Pete Doherty in the same way they treat DMX ("I say, wouldn't it be funny if he'd said "I am not doing my seatbelt up... nigga!")?

-- Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, May 17, 2006 11:04 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

i say!

and what, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

All-time classic Passantino post there.

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

3. People who primarily listen to a certain type of music (in this case, I guess, indie rock, but I've known just as many who were into emo, trance, metal, and more) but listen to hip hop when they aren't really in the mood for whatever their chosen "serious" music is, like at house parties, certain club nights with offensive themes in certain parts of New York City, and wherever else they might be kicking back and drinking and/or doing drugs.

if only being a tokenist was actually this cool.

bnw, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

Are you not familiar with the horrors of Kill Whitey Night?

The Reverend, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

i listen to a lot of rap during Kill Whitey Morning & Afternoon (ie my commute)

gff, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 15:46 (eighteen years ago)

i hate that awkward overrhyming bullshit he does - wait why did dude just say 'scrappy doo is gonna break the china'? oh now hes saying 'happy you got on a fake vagina', very clever

-- and what (ooo), Wednesday, May 17, 2006 12:31 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

still like doom but this is L.O.L.

deej, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

Zwan, you're the elusive Type 4 whose favorite craaazy rapper is Fred Durst.

-- Alex in Baltimore (Alex in Baltimore), Thursday, May 18, 2006 10:09 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

not to pat myself on the back but lol @ this (and at jess's screenname at the beginning of the thread)

Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

five months pass...

Buzi father of Ezekiel

mkcaine, Monday, 14 April 2008 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

CRAZY ILXORS

The Reverend, Monday, 14 April 2008 23:58 (eighteen years ago)

PPS I am also the proud owner of a "CRUNK'S NOT DEAD" Neigborhoodie

-- bernard snow (sixteen sergeants), Thursday, 18 May 2006 14:38 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 00:10 (eighteen years ago)

CRAZY ILXORS

-- The Reverend, Monday, 14 April 2008 23:58 (Yesterday) Link

REV OTM

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 01:12 (eighteen years ago)

-- CERTAIN TYPE OF RAP LISTENER (whineyg), Wednesday, 17 May 2006

in light of the best album of 88 poll lol @ this

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 02:08 (eighteen years ago)

i coulda sworn i was on this thread but come to think of it i was prob intimidated

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 02:09 (eighteen years ago)

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and what, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 13:34 (eighteen years ago)

would love to revive this for more discussionz but im too!! busy!! some tard plz say something we can argue about for 400 posts :-)

and what, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 13:42 (eighteen years ago)

nine months pass...

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1603642/20090127/lil_wayne.jhtml

Wayne is the most interesting rock star in the world. By a mile. In fact, here's an even better one: He is Axl Rose. It's not that great of a leap. Both could kindly be described as "eccentric" (or full-blown batsh--). Both promised (threatened?) to release ill-advised vanity projects, neither listening to the doubters who sniggered that it would never happen and the advisers who said it would be a terrible idea. To extend the comparison, Wayne's Rebirth is basically Rose's Chinese Democracy, minus 15 years and millions of dollars. ("Prom Queen" actually sounds like one of the more industrial tracks on Democracy.) It will probably garner the same reception, both critically and commercially.

and what, Friday, 30 January 2009 15:51 (seventeen years ago)

why didn't i make the connection before?? it's so obvious

Tracer Hand, Friday, 30 January 2009 15:58 (seventeen years ago)

is Lil Wayne an anagram of something rude?

O Supermanchiros (blueski), Friday, 30 January 2009 16:00 (seventeen years ago)

"alley win"

and what, Friday, 30 January 2009 16:04 (seventeen years ago)

wily anel?

O Supermanchiros (blueski), Friday, 30 January 2009 16:07 (seventeen years ago)

wine yall

eman, Friday, 30 January 2009 16:08 (seventeen years ago)

"wallin' 'Ye" could describe his relationship with Kanye West

some dude, Friday, 30 January 2009 16:08 (seventeen years ago)

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eman, Friday, 30 January 2009 16:10 (seventeen years ago)

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eman, Friday, 30 January 2009 16:11 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

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http://gifsofpopularrappers.tumblr.com/ <---- so goood!!

De que estas hablando? (Tannenbaum Schmidt), Friday, 26 March 2010 23:44 (sixteen years ago)

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De que estas hablando? (Tannenbaum Schmidt), Friday, 26 March 2010 23:47 (sixteen years ago)

goonie goonie moony juney purple spoonie killa noonie

sodamrongerbot (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 26 March 2010 23:48 (sixteen years ago)

there are some funny gifs on that blog but goons could do much better if we knew how to gif

hipster puddy (J0rdan S.), Friday, 26 March 2010 23:58 (sixteen years ago)


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