Worst Hypothetical Rapper Names

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Eyellem
C-Man

― pete s, Thursday, 8 January 2004 10:28 (twenty-two years ago)

G-Zeus

― kinski (kinski), Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

eThug.com and the iHomies
Killa Poodle

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 8 January 2004 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

f-both of them am nicer so halla if you wonna battle you can bet your life on f what you herd f what you goin to here
-- blizz ya favorite rappers favorite rapper (slim1...), January 8th, 2004.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 8 January 2004 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Big Shoppa
Atari 2400
Yo-Yo-Yo Ma, Yo

― stephen, Thursday, 8 January 2004 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

BlackMan Turner Overdrive

― Sotne Cold, Thursday, 8 January 2004 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Marz bar
Grave E strokz
Dub'l Dong
Num nutz
Cerebral killazz
Cerebral Paul Z

― I wont tell you what my real dj name is, Saturday, 10 January 2004 05:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Da E-Ville Axe dis, feat DJ DPRK
DJ 3rd Bass

― aha!, Saturday, 10 January 2004 05:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Eazey Rock

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 10 January 2004 06:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Willum Da Foe

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 10 January 2004 07:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Anna KKKarenina
(the followup to Ice Cube's War and Peace albums, obv)

― sym (shmuel), Sunday, 11 January 2004 00:22 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Nigger

― sym (shmuel), Sunday, 11 January 2004 06:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Rubba Dux
Dudlee Doo Wrong
Fawlty Towers
PT 109
Infraction Jackson
Da Phyllis Dillaz

― Deef, Tuesday, 13 January 2004 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Suckmaster B

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 00:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Cremaster B

― morris pavilion (samjeff), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 00:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Timothy Mulatto

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 00:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Mixmaster Y2K

― Joe (Joe), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Y Knot

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 04:12 (twenty-two years ago)

haha Dudley Doo Wrong

― sym (shmuel), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 04:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Nicole Kiddman
Jood Law
Tom Crews

― Fatal Beret (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 04:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Robin Steele

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 04:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Infraction Jackson
As soon as I grow out my luscious black 'fro, I'm getting my name legally changed to Infraction Jackson.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 05:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Infraction Jackson is one of the best rapper names I have ever heard.
eThug.com and the iHomies is really funny.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 05:25 (twenty-two years ago)

and they never go out of style, because as soon as one of their albums starts to sound dated, you just go over to their web site and download an anti-suckage patch.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 06:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Fiddly D
Daddy Mack tha Knife
Tellytub E
Furious George
Curious George
MC Heywood Jablomi
Wink Martindale

― Scott Bloomfield, Tuesday, 13 January 2004 06:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Soupy Sales
MCDJ Generic
Yeastie Grrlz

― dc, Wednesday, 14 January 2004 06:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Sir Loin

That was on Aqua Teen a couple nights ago. They also have a child rapper named "MC Pee-Pants."

― billstevejim, Wednesday, 14 January 2004 08:29 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Mela-none (white rapper)

― Nowhere Man, Thursday, 15 January 2004 04:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Must be:

MC Bossefar
Pimp KOKO
Ping Ping Peeman

― Skipperdrengen, Saturday, 24 January 2004 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

These are some suckass names:

M@
Trace
Culprit
Mindlash
Cman (without a dash)
maherie
cyber
Drunk Eric
Sherm
Rev Sandman
Orsm
ktj4l
Nerd
Brendan
Mike_teh_loser
Titan
Roraz
Dazza
Slapass
Winst
Tress
Neonbubble
ApeChild

― Trev, Saturday, 31 January 2004 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Boney M

― Hans Veneman (veneman), Saturday, 31 January 2004 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Ginko Bilobah
Crazee Horz

― inkle, Saturday, 31 January 2004 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

401K (I'm adopting this one for myself)

― My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Saturday, 31 January 2004 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Cheeze E Chuck
Slinky Deez

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 31 January 2004 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Soupy $ale$

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 31 January 2004 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

DJ Gopop (not an MC, but...)

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Saturday, 31 January 2004 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Manchild

Sizzla

― Joseph McCombs, Saturday, 31 January 2004 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Y-Front

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Saturday, 31 January 2004 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

hoping for names referencing increasingly ineffectual fictional gangstas/bad types-

Billy Bathgate
Fat Tony (from Simpsons) et al.

Mark E. Smith'n'Wesson

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Saturday, 31 January 2004 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Ind-A-Gent
Payobo Beatch
MC Restraina
Da Black Sharps
Suga Cubes
T-Wrexx
Da Unicorn Killaz
Swiff Kicka d'Azz
Benna Flektonez

― a w, Saturday, 31 January 2004 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

floor filler phil

― delarge, Sunday, 1 February 2004 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Tha Groovekilla

― Tha Threadkilla (j.lu), Monday, 2 February 2004 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

The Loveliest Rapper

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 2 February 2004 00:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Mistah Belvedere.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 2 February 2004 01:37 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Donalds "The Minimum Wage Rapper"

― J-rod, Tuesday, 3 February 2004 06:57 (twenty-two years ago)

ILM: THA TAKEOVA

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― Chris Ott (Chris Ott), Thursday, 5 February 2004 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Twelve-tone school Viennese rapper:

Ice Berg

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 5 February 2004 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

That should read:

Twelve-tone Old Skool Viennese rapper: Ice Berg

... of course

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 5 February 2004 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

raptilicus

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 5 February 2004 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

This is a real one- DJ Krash Slaughta is appearing in sunny Glasgow tonite!!!!!!!!!!!

― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Thursday, 5 February 2004 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

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