Along with the White Girls vid is another one by 'Black Jesus' called 'What it smell like'.
― VeronaInTheClub, Thursday, 5 June 2008 22:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Seems Tim Burgess of The Charlatans has got a gig as a columnist for the Independent's music section. And fuck me, this is *horrible*:
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/music-magazine/music-magazine-features/introducing-tim-burgess-840139.html
Their live set consist of songs containing lyrics such as, 'I can't hear what you're saying.' and I think the line 'I must kill you' sums up a lot, and the enthralling song 'We Don't Need Your Honesty' with the chorus shouting the word repetition over and over, then coupled with television.
They are fast learners, and even better leaders. They get it right. Guess Electricity In Our Homes truly are vintage classic in the finest sense. They are the new Post Punk renaissance
― Bill A, Monday, 9 June 2008 12:00 (fifteen years ago) link
That is puzzling in every way. Has it deliberately not been proofread?
― DJ Mencap, Monday, 9 June 2008 12:05 (fifteen years ago) link
I've never seen a published piece of writing with so many grammatical errors.
― chap, Monday, 9 June 2008 12:07 (fifteen years ago) link
Reads like a wind-up, to be honest.
― Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, 9 June 2008 12:32 (fifteen years ago) link
When I first read it I thought it must be some kind of piss-take, given the number of mistakes. I love the way that he drops in that Electricity In Our Homes will be supporting The Charlatans, and that their "Charlie Moderate" is also his "dj partner". No vested interest there, then.
― Bill A, Monday, 9 June 2008 12:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Technically, as in using languages, checking facts etc. it is useless.
The message is correct though. :)
― Geir Hongro, Monday, 9 June 2008 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link
hiring tim burgess is such an independent-y thing to do: a bit like having dom joly as columnist. there can't be many people out there who'll buy a paper because tim burgess has a slot.
― banriquit, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 09:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Haha OTM.
Tim Burgess writing in the manner of a 16 year old asked to write school report on pop music there.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 10:04 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm kind of assuming this is a wind-up, when the papers get David James or Rio Ferdinand to do a column they at least get a journalist in to actually write it. I know the Indy is on a tight budget but that would be ridiculous.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 10:07 (fifteen years ago) link
I can't imagine any 45-year-old Indy reader feeling remotely nostalgic, or feeling anything at all, about the Charlatans, Madchester's very own Swinging Blue Jeans, The.
― Dingbod Kesterson, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 10:32 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.sfweekly.com/2009-05-06/music/kill-yourself-if-you-listen-to-classic-rock/
― High in Openness (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 8 May 2009 18:03 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^unbelievably terrible. let's challenge received wisdom with... a different kind of received wisdom! urgh fuck you
Surprised you read an article in the Weekly.
― Alex in SF, Friday, 8 May 2009 18:05 (fifteen years ago) link
I don't have anything to read at the moment (a rarity, but I am poor and haven't been to any bookstores lately)
― High in Openness (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 8 May 2009 18:07 (fifteen years ago) link
Libraries are friends to the poor!
― Alex in SF, Friday, 8 May 2009 18:07 (fifteen years ago) link
You know, the big problem with it is this:
probably every other person sharing your Wi-Fi connection at the coffeeshop right now knows the lyrics to "You Shook Me All Night Long," but how many can sing along with a single song by My Morning Jacket, TV on the Radio, Joanna Newsom, Of Montreal, or any of the other best rock artists of our era?
This is like being in the 60s and going "Yeah, the Rolling Stones are good, but why arent you listening to the Fugs and the Godz and Terry Riley?
Our shitty generation is doing JUST FINE adding to the shitty classic rock canon thanks to Foo Fighters, Bush, Stone Temple Toilets, Sublime, The Chili Peppers, Incubus and 1,000 other bands that OUR shitty kids are gonna know still all the words to 25 years from now.
― gui lovato (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 8 May 2009 18:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Dude is getting his strawmen mixed up. The same people that have
dinner parties where the hosts put Heart on the stereo
― gui lovato (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 8 May 2009 18:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Stone Temple Toilets
you did not
― triple-hater protection (J0rdan S.), Friday, 8 May 2009 18:30 (fifteen years ago) link
i can think of a few ilxors past and present who would agree with the notion of you should kill yourself if you listen to classic rock.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 8 May 2009 18:32 (fifteen years ago) link
I don't listen to the radio at all (much less classic rock radio) so its not like I took this personally or anything but the piece is just such a mess of unfounded assumptions and misdirected anger the only person it made me want to kill was the writer. Like, does he really have that much of a problem with his parents and their record collections? grow the fuck up
― High in Openness (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 8 May 2009 18:35 (fifteen years ago) link
to take one minor example, the central problem with classic rock acts still filling arenas isn't that they're classic rock, its that arena shows BY THEIR VERY NATURE suck shit. Its not like I want to see any of my favorite bands in an arena...
― High in Openness (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 8 May 2009 18:36 (fifteen years ago) link
I know this guy has been ref'd on ilx before because I went to his blog and have seen his article on fruitcake before.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 8 May 2009 18:39 (fifteen years ago) link
article blog post
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 8 May 2009 18:40 (fifteen years ago) link
My Morning Jacket, TV on the Radio, Joanna Newsom, Of Montreal are all classic rock
― tylerw, Friday, 8 May 2009 18:42 (fifteen years ago) link
probably every other person sharing your Wi-Fi connection at the coffeeshop right now knows the lyrics to "You Shook Me All Night Long," but how many can sing along with a single song by My Morning Jacket, TV on the Radio, Joanna Newsom, Of Montreal, or any of the other best rock artists of our era
― xhuxk, Friday, 8 May 2009 18:42 (fifteen years ago) link
Pretty sure there aren't four existing 'rock artists' he could have mentioned instead to prevent his article from being spectacularly retarded
― display mane (DJ Mencap), Friday, 8 May 2009 19:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Is the strawman here even prevalent enough to write an article about? The vast majority of people I speak to or hand with or whatever are in their 20s or 30s and I don't think any of them listen to classic rock exclusively
― display mane (DJ Mencap), Friday, 8 May 2009 19:09 (fifteen years ago) link
hand = hang
True enough, especially since he doesn't provide any sort of rationale as to why they are "the best" -- apart from "because I say so." And considering most of the article rests on the argument "because I say so," he comes off sounding like a petulant teenager.
― giving a shit when it isn't your turn to give a shit (sarahel), Friday, 8 May 2009 19:17 (fifteen years ago) link
this guy is a teenager, right?
― tylerw, Friday, 8 May 2009 19:19 (fifteen years ago) link
xp Shakey: Thanks for posting this ... I read the article yesterday and immediately felt that it deserved a place on this thread.
― giving a shit when it isn't your turn to give a shit (sarahel), Friday, 8 May 2009 19:21 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.myspace.com/morbidund
right?
― once he puts that purple he will become an enemy (omar little), Friday, 8 May 2009 19:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Music: White Lion, Elzhi, Black Milk, RA The Rugged Man, White Rabbits, Bill Callahan, El-P, Avril, Replacements, DJ Khaled, MC 401(k), Brother Ali, Kanye West, 50 Cent, John Maxfield, The Long Winters, Band of Horses, The Streets, Ghostface, DJ Crucial, Serengeti, MC Paul Barman, The Frozen Food Section
xp omar: I think you found him. What I want to know, and one of the things that makes me dislike the SF Weekly, is why they are paying a bunch of non-local music writers, when the SF Bay Area has plenty of music writers? Is this a corporate thing? By that I mean, is this New Jersey dude and the other non-local music writers who write for the SF Weekly part of a New Times/Village Voice stable?
― giving a shit when it isn't your turn to give a shit (sarahel), Friday, 8 May 2009 19:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Each music editor in the VVM/NT chain is pretty much free to put together his/her own stable of music writers -- at least that was my experience.
― QuantumNoise, Friday, 8 May 2009 19:32 (fifteen years ago) link
"Is this a corporate thing?"
Yes.
― Alex in SF, Friday, 8 May 2009 19:41 (fifteen years ago) link
I mean in so far as I don't think that VVM/NT has a particularly loyalty to the idea of using local writers for media (or for that mannner anything else.)
― Alex in SF, Friday, 8 May 2009 19:44 (fifteen years ago) link
And in this case it looks like this dude writes for all the Weeklies. There are links to LA and OC Weekly articles on that Myspace page.
― Alex in SF, Friday, 8 May 2009 19:47 (fifteen years ago) link
xp Alex: That's what I've noticed ... he's not the only NJ/NY dude that writes for other chain papers that the Weekly has writing for them now.
― giving a shit when it isn't your turn to give a shit (sarahel), Friday, 8 May 2009 19:48 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah it's pretty horrific to think that not only have papers like the village voice, la weekly, and others in the vvm stable completely turned to shit, but they all employ the same bullshit writers.
― once he puts that purple he will become an enemy (omar little), Friday, 8 May 2009 19:48 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah I'm not saying that they should be loyal to that idea. The problem here isn't that this guy lives in NJ. It's that the article(s) he wrote is crappy. I'm fine with getting the best writer who live wherever to write your music pieces.
― Alex in SF, Friday, 8 May 2009 19:51 (fifteen years ago) link
xp Alex: but that crappitude is stock in trade for the SF Weekly. A friend of mine used to write for them ... and he said that for articles there was a common format, as he explained it, one either writes about "This thing you thought was good? It's really bad." or "This thing you thought was evil? It actually is good."
― giving a shit when it isn't your turn to give a shit (sarahel), Friday, 8 May 2009 19:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah I don't read the Weekly and basically I never have (I used to a little when Phil Sherburne used to write for them). I don't read the music section in the Guardian either though.
― Alex in SF, Friday, 8 May 2009 19:56 (fifteen years ago) link
they all employ the same bullshit writers
:-/
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 May 2009 19:57 (fifteen years ago) link
I give both at least cursory skims. I usually read at least one or two things in the Guardian, Kimberly Chun's column, and there's usually a show preview for someone interesting.
― giving a shit when it isn't your turn to give a shit (sarahel), Friday, 8 May 2009 19:59 (fifteen years ago) link
I think the answer to the thread's question is yes, this is the worst piece of music writing ever.
― Bill Magill, Friday, 8 May 2009 20:02 (fifteen years ago) link
well, there are diamonds in the rough, ned ; D
― once he puts that purple he will become an enemy (omar little), Friday, 8 May 2009 20:04 (fifteen years ago) link
oh come on now guys, it's bad but not that bad
― mark cl, Friday, 8 May 2009 20:06 (fifteen years ago) link
The Village Vanguard. New York City. 1961.
We was sittin’ there watchin’ the stage. Waitin’ for the man they called Coltrane to come out and do his thing. It was me and my four droogs. Them bein’ Peter, Georgio and Dim; Dim being really Dim.
‘Round an hour’d passed and the place was packed straight through to the back. I’d just dropped some dollars for ‘Trane’s Giant Steps six months back. Now was the time, this was the place. The Village Vanguard. New York City. 1961.
I was only there for the first night, see, but them cats at Impulse! just made my life complete. They put out four CDs of all that sound ‘Trane put out those nights. But you know my type, man. Can’t afford to eat, let alone spend some heavy cash on music. So I only got the essential. Live at the Village Vanguard: The Master Takes is one disc, makin’ it one-fourth the cost of the box set. And you only get the best stuff.
Man, the opening beauty of “Spiritual…” It’s like a dream I had: I floated on the River Nile, smokin’ some fresh weed, relaxin’. But I ain’t ever gonna see the Nile anyhow. This track’s as close as I come, and it’s close enough. Best of the best, though, has gotta be “India.” It’s only when you listen to a perfect old jazz tune like this that you realize how much drum-n-bass is derived from this music. ‘Trane takes it to heaven and back with some style, man. Some richness, daddy. It’s a sad thing his life was cut short by them jaws o’ death.
Shit, cat. It don’t make a difference. The man produced enough good music to last me a lifetime. This Village Vanguard thing’s just another example of the genius of Coltrane.