"that's exactly what foghat fans were like""
This calumny will not stand!
― fakey (buzza), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 00:06 (fifteen years ago)
lol
― guess I'll just sing dream on again (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 00:07 (fifteen years ago)
So basically you won't read rap threads because of deej?
― O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 00:07 (fifteen years ago)
frankly dudes ilx has always been full of bitter & standoffish & insulting ppl -- the idea that this is some weird personality quirk of mine is kinda nuts
― j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 00:08 (fifteen years ago)
in fairness tho you were like totally wrong there, people weren't disagreeing w/you to be dicks but because you were wrong
― guess I'll just sing dream on again (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, October 26, 2010 7:06 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
your hypocrisy / lack of self awareness here is stunning
well but in fairness it's always stunning to you when people don't see thing like you do amirite
― guess I'll just sing dream on again (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 00:09 (fifteen years ago)
morbius strip
― j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 00:09 (fifteen years ago)
rap fans are naturally defensive cause we had to live through the terrible time in college when that guy in the dorm heard u were into rap and was all "oh have u heard of ATMOSPHERE"
― max, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 00:10 (fifteen years ago)
max btw have you heard atmosphere?
― guess I'll just sing dream on again (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 00:11 (fifteen years ago)
― j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Wednesday, October 27, 2010 12:09 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
lol two words to prove exactly my point about how much pride you now take in being a cock instead of the nice dude you actually are
"assholes were uncool to me when I got here...I'll show them, by becoming a much bigger asshole"
be proud deej
― guess I'll just sing dream on again (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 00:12 (fifteen years ago)
kinda feel like i wasted the potential of that one tbh. would have made a good double entendre elsewhere
― j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 00:12 (fifteen years ago)
how am i 'being an asshole'
otoh that rah digga record really did turn out to be dope.
― O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 00:13 (fifteen years ago)
lol internet and eight layers of this means nothing to me and yeah yeah yeah but seriously if you're actively electing to be bitter and insulting and standoffish, is it some kind of role playing thing that I'm missing? Or they're personality flaws that you're electing to give free reign on a social forum because there's no irl repercussions? i don't get it.
― a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 00:13 (fifteen years ago)
never mind, you wouldn't cop to it anyway...just enjoy yr "status"
― guess I'll just sing dream on again (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 00:13 (fifteen years ago)
i mean i'm basically the same guy in person as i am on the internet for better or worse, but if I met someone in real life who was as actively aggressive, snarky and browbeaty as this i would be leavin the party
― a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 00:15 (fifteen years ago)
Or they're personality flaws that you're electing to give free reign on a social forum because there's no irl repercussions? i don't get it.
new otm whole-of-the-internet description here.
― O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 00:15 (fifteen years ago)
I mean -- if you can actually with a straight face deny that you've traded in your naturally engaged, enthusiastic, wide-eyed music lover personality for a cynical, sniping, dozens-playing ilx persona, then there won't be any point in me trying to point it out to you
― guess I'll just sing dream on again (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 00:15 (fifteen years ago)
jesus christ you guys enough
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 00:15 (fifteen years ago)
I lol'd
― guess I'll just sing dream on again (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 00:16 (fifteen years ago)
im not really sure who's being the asshole here, for realbut i think its u guys
― j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 00:20 (fifteen years ago)
like, i cant talk shit about wack music journalism now?
without having to defend my entire ilx persona??
― j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 00:21 (fifteen years ago)
''''aerosmith'''' i get along fine on ilx !! with a good number of ilx posters.
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=83781#unreadcan we take it here?
― a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 00:22 (fifteen years ago)
frankly dudes ilx has always been full of bitter & standoffish & insulting ppl -- the idea that this is some weird personality quirk of mine is kinda nuts― j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Tuesday, October 26, 2010 8:08 PM (12 minutes ago)
― j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Tuesday, October 26, 2010 8:08 PM (12 minutes ago)
― (crüt) (markers) (crüt) (markers) (crüt) (markers), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 00:23 (fifteen years ago)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
so if u are asking -- yes i enjoy talking shit -- no im not stopping -- if yr taking it personal when its not -- i.e. accusing your logic of being a 'morbius strip' is not really a super-personal OUCH!!! my feelings!!! type diss. For you, or morbs. But i kinda think forks saying my posting suggests im letting my irl personality flaws have free reign is kind of way more meanspirited & shitty
but hey, i also thought that u know some rappers music dates better than others, and that one can be a knowledgeable music fan w/out knowing the catalog of shellac, & endless other weird-azz points that youve chosen to harp on lately in some attempt to ... i dont know??
― j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 00:24 (fifteen years ago)
eating poptarts, not being able to sleep for the third night in a row, watching wrestling shoots where punk vividly describes homocide nearly drunkenly pissed on his face on somoa joe's floor and reading one of my favourite songwriters get a bit aggro on the internet - this is heaven rite here.
― O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 00:24 (fifteen years ago)
xp i'm standing right here you know.
― a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 00:25 (fifteen years ago)
this article is monolithically dumb, mostly bcuz of the writing style
loath as i am to agree with anything deej says, that which is wrong with the shit linked here has almost nothing to do with "taste". i don't give a fuck whether or not some internet person likes asher roth or whatever. the crimes in question have nothing to do with taste. like, there may have been a time when "passionate poet spitting fire at the moribund mainstream" was a position that needed regular filling, but that time is long since past. you wanna do that shit as a critic, you better have something to say, and your words better be goddam GREAT, and you better know way more about your chosen passion than anyone else. otherwise, step the fuck off and get some perspective. K's shit is intolerable because it's egocentric, false and embarrassing, not because he happens to like the wrong things.
― naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 07:04 (fifteen years ago)
^ asshole retreats to cave for meditation time
― naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 07:09 (fifteen years ago)
rap criticism
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 07:15 (fifteen years ago)
i think i want something different from music writing than pretty much everyone on this recent devolution of the thread, and certainly all of ILM's rap goons. i love neil's stuff: it's dense, opinionated, funny, angry, sharp. i've loved it since he started writing at melody maker fifteen or so years ago, i've loved it whenever i've commissioned him to write for me at LLSS (only it hurts to edit any of it for space). i love the fact that very few of the sentences he's ever written would fit within the confines of a tweet. he's clued me in on some of the very best music i've heard. but i guess, ultimately, it's just a matter of taste.
― are you an elitist or are you a brah, man? (stevie), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 07:23 (fifteen years ago)
You make him sound like r|t|c, who actually is a really good writer, who I wish I wish I could read other than ILM (or maybe he does and I just don't know). But there's a difference between 'dense' and 'opaque'.
― The Reverend, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 08:36 (fifteen years ago)
*who I wish I could read other than on ILM
― The Reverend, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 08:38 (fifteen years ago)
He is usually a better writer than this, in fairness.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 08:44 (fifteen years ago)
Alright. I haven't been following him.
― The Reverend, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 08:47 (fifteen years ago)
I want to go back to this para again:
I want someone younger than me to get foolish about pop again, to stop telling me all the things I could be listening to and start telling me why I SHOULDN’T listen to certain things. Reattach guilt to pop, reattach hierarchy, reattach shame, reattach style, remember style’s difference from fashion instead of just adding their void-voice to the general hey-if-you-enjoy-it-that’s-cool numbness of discussion. Stop fucking rehabilitating everything and start locking stuff up and out and AWAY. Out of reach for a reason. Pleasure forced to justify itself again. Make like music is a revolution in heart/head/soul that changes your life, not just a soundtrack to that existence of clickable consumption and commodity-fetishism that passes for living the dream in 2010.
Clearly, anyone who's read ILM, hell, anyone whose read hundreds of articles written about music knows this isn't actually the case. The world, the internet, is full of people telling you why you shouldn't like something and why you shouldn't listen to something.
The thing is, there's more of them. They're from all over the place, from different ideological sides, not from a handful of people setting the rules from two offices in different parts of King's Reach Tower. You only need to reed Lex talking about indie or Whiney talking about virtually anything to know Kulkarni's point is nonsense. Kulkarni's real problem is there in "stop fucking rehabilitating everything". His problem isn't that people aren't telling people what to like, and what not to like, it's that they're not doing it from his mates' parameters as laid out in the early 90s. It's exactly what's had Simon Reynolds raging impotently for years and it's kind of embarassing.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 08:50 (fifteen years ago)
i've never liked NK's writing, it makes me feel like i'm dodging spittle all the time
also deej is nowhere near ilm's biggest asshole
― lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 08:51 (fifteen years ago)
also music writers should not write about their...bodily functions at all, ever. it's just gross. DNW
― lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 08:53 (fifteen years ago)
Basically, railing against the status quo is fine when you're the same age as the kids, but when you're 20 years older you just look like a sad old twat who doesn't understand them, and isn't interested in understanding them.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 08:53 (fifteen years ago)
(I haven't bothered to read this lengthy thread digression by the way, I assume it's Deej, Whiney and a few others having exactly the same beyond tedious ruck they have on every thread).
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 09:00 (fifteen years ago)
given that NK has only ever talked about HIMSELF and HIS OWN ARTICLES on ilm for the past few years it's really no surprise that he's unaware that pretty much THE REST OF IT is full of people both enthusing about music you should be listening to and hating on music you shouldn't be - short of actually going in person to NK's office and presenting him with CDs on a silver platter there's not a lot more that people could be doing on that point
― lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 09:03 (fifteen years ago)
yep
― 156, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 09:04 (fifteen years ago)
Moreover the 'we need to be more discerning' angle only works if you've got a compelling critical angle (or even just a distinct one)... When it's deployed in the service of wu nostalgia it just seems very old man yells at clouds.
I sympathize with the general thrust mildly (for all that hating on things is not my own main forte) but the argument 'wake up and recognise that all of this is shit' only works when it's backed up with new reasons why, and why what's great is great in ways that upset yr complacency rather than hand it a congratulatory beer.
This is what ilm's firebrands (deej, rtc, lex, vahid etc) are conversely quite good at. Could Neil construct a coherent explanation of his own tastes if he wanted to?
― Tim F, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 09:06 (fifteen years ago)
would totally add k8 to that firebrand list
― lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 09:09 (fifteen years ago)
deej may not be the biggest asshole around here but he's currently the most tediously consistent at derailing threads and dragging out pissy little feuds ad nauseam. I make it a point of principle never to suggest ban but I wish he'd work out when to let a pointless argument go.
Like Matt says, if Neil K wants someone to tell him why he SHOULDN'T like certain things, he's come to the right place.
― The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 10:36 (fifteen years ago)
But there's a difference between 'dense' and 'opaque'.
again, i don't find him remotely opaque, but ymmv.
railing against the status quo is fine when you're the same age as the kids, but when you're 20 years older you just look like a sad old twat who doesn't understand them
disagree with this, tbh.
― are you an elitist or are you a brah, man? (stevie), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 10:40 (fifteen years ago)