Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated.

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Well, at least Kris P. isn't a hippie...but given the lovely psycho-rant above, it's save to say he/she is a worthless cheap-shotting hateful fuck. I'll call it a draw as to which is worse.

By the way Kris, given your Flo reference above...do your Cryptopsy loving friends know that you sometimes get all mellow, burn some incense, and groove out to Dave Matthews? Do they come over and hold your hand while you soothe your extreme-metal hardened heart with some good old frat-rock, crying into your tear-stained care-bears pillow? I think they would be tempted to take your brains out with a wrench.

Which would really be the best option for everyone involved...

― John Justen (johnjusten), Thursday, 14 April 2005 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

- Electronica...um...is there even anything to say here? This genre is gayer than the semen that drips down the leg of a young Korean boy that has just been gangfucked by Elton John and 15 or 16 of his closest friends. It's bland. It lacks passion. It lacks purpose. It lacks ideology. It's music only in the most academic sense of the word. It's kind of like HIV for your ears.
- Indie rock is perhaps the only genre with a higher rating on the gay-o-meter than electronica. No talent, emaciated little queers who hack away at their instruments in a half-assed fashion and write songs that are either about "feelings" or...well...nothing at all really.
So in conclusion; as much as any of you may hate DMB at least:
- They can play their instruments to save their lives
- They actually have instruments
- Their music is intended for purposes other than giving mini-Liberaces something to dance to and arrogant emo fags something to mope along to.

-- Kris P. (dmb2130...), April 13th, 2005.

Kris P, It's hard to imagine a bigger tosser than you to comment on ILM.
Alison especially will be appalled. You have just lived up to the preconceptions that everyone has of the DMB fan stereotype.

― The Ghost Of John Toye, Thursday, 14 April 2005 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

http://userpages.umbc.edu/~bbussa1/nickbuzz.jpg

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Thursday, 14 April 2005 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Thursday, 14 April 2005 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Thursday, 14 April 2005 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

i still say, d00d's face (at even closer ranges) is STILL looking tre canned-hammy.
or spammy

― eedd, Thursday, 14 April 2005 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Kris p, I was once a young korean boy. Then one day I grew up went to a university. I grew to hate those who like Dave matthews...so much so I would shit in a container and save it up for a month, until I had several tupperware containers full of my own completely nasty smelling shit. One night I snuck out to a frat party, full of white-baseball-caped losers, all listening to Dave matthews, or course. I went to the basement where the air conditioning system was. I put my shit in there. The smell circulated throughout the house. I had smeared it so far back in the condenser, that it took them forever to clean it out...they thought it was coming from a few vents...little did they realise I stuck it in at the source. Everyone left the party that night, and they didn't have big turn outs again for weeks. All because of my shit and hate for Dave.

So, I once young korean kid with semen streaming down his legs used his shit to shit on lovers of Matthews. I can only hope more people do as I do. Save your shit in containers. Dump it on someone who likes matthews.

― Bul-go-gi, Thursday, 14 April 2005 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

one night I was out at a bar, and saw this totally drunk I met COMPLETELY drunk girl--she was barely functioning and stumbling all over the place. I started talking to her and realized 5 min into the conversation that she liked dave matthews band. gradually we stopped talking, and I realized I had to pee really bad. I looked at the girl who was now turned the other way. and noticed her jeans were really loose in the back--so much so her ass crack was showing. Being taller than her, I stealthily whipped out my cock and proceeded to urinate down her pants--right where the ass crack was showing. I peed until my bladder was empty and she for some reason she didn't mind it...in fact about 30 seconds into it I heard her say out loud "I tihnk I wet my pants". I finished, then she wet her own pants...there was an enormous puddle on the floor beneathe her. A bit later she was thrown out of the bar for being too drunk...I watched her leave--her pants were completely soaked as she got into a cab...

Felt good to piss in someone's pants who likes dave matthews.

― slickwilly, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Yay! The thread lives!

I try to give a new reason or two each time this revives:

1) Judging by recent additions, DMB fans can't be bothered to read thread titles (or initial posts) and realize that the anti-Dave Matthews opinions were solicited.

2) I've heard very few Dave Matthews fans who can talk about why they love the band without spewing insults at all other current bands/genres.

3) And in so doing, they name about three other current bands, demonstrate that their knowledge is about a half-inch deep.

― Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

would the site ADMin please take those fucking pictures down? THe nick and buzz ones? THey are fucking retarded...who are those faggots anyway? Nick and buzz? Ram each other hard up every hole in the presence of matthews. Nick, you are a fat fuck...lose weight you gay ass-loser.

― jamrod, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Rick, is it true the PPD totally beat the tar out of that guy who shot a cop to the point where he was unrecognizable in his court appearance.

xpost

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Ummm, I'm at work and thus not in a good position to comment on that.

― Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

noted!

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.projo.com/z/04/19/225_police_shooting.jpg
Esteban Carpio, his upper face battered and his lower face shielded by a plastic mask that Corrections Department spokesman said he was wearing to prevent him from spitting, appears yesterday in District Court, Providence.

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

For a (reportedly) bisexual man, Dave sure knows a lot about pussy eatin'.

― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

what does esteban carpio have to do with dave matthews?

― jackp, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

TOO. MANY. NOTES.

― Mike M, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

what does esteban carpio have to do with dave matthews?

They both suck.

― Francisco Monar (fmonar), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

haha yes they do...

Dave's musicians can play--certainly...better than many...but so what? The music they play sounds like ass.

They have instruments--certainly they do...millions of dollars from preteen vagina, stupid-ass fratboy, and gay-ass 30-something bankers middle-management posers, insures they better be able to buy some damn-fine instruments.

― boards of canada, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

On what planet does listening to DMB's fey acoustic noodlings and Kenny G sax solos make one somehow more masculine?

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Kenny G. is a flagrant gay pair of meat curtains. (vaginal lips)

― boards of canada, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

So
http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/news/images/d/Dave_Matthews_Band/sq-promo-color-stern-rca.jpg

Giant billboard of this on the way into work today...

At least it wasn't:
http://userpages.umbc.edu/~bbussa1/nickbuzz.jpg

― diedre mousedropping (Dave225), Thursday, 21 April 2005 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I would think that the fat guy was "Buzz" and the guy making "I wish I had a dick to suck" gestures was Nick. But apparently by the labeling, that is not the case.

― driede mousedropping (Dave225), Thursday, 21 April 2005 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMG, dude, I knew there was something up with that white baseball-capped homo! Man, he really looks like he wants to suck a dick. Does anyone know if this guy sucks cock for a living?

― joefubbs, Friday, 22 April 2005 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

woah...

this threads devolving before our very eyes!
it's like reverse-darwinism at work.

DMB epitomize why i hate going to concerts. people like 'nick n' buzz'.

i wonder if they know they're photo's being so prolifically used in anti-DMB ways?

i think i should institute a new rule when i go to other people's places, whereby i relieve them of DMB as a gesture of 'hello, i'm here to help and by removing this blight you may live a fuller, more active DMB-free life'. i'm sure some "thank you" baskets and cards would trickle in...

― eedd, Saturday, 23 April 2005 12:10 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck dave matthews. his songs are so boring and annoying and make me want to take a shit in his mouth. i giggle at the people, no - morons that are so insistent on thinking that “DAVE OMG HE’S A MUSICAL GENIUS/GOD AND HIS LYRICS ARE SOOOOOOOOO DEEP AND MAKE YOU THINK SO STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and YES i HAVE listened to most of his cds. i can’t believe i wasted any time on them. the dave matthews band fucking SUCKS. of course, this is just my opinion! :wink:

in the end, to me, he's just fucking boring.

― leen the dave hater, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I love the hataz!!!!

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 03:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Time to put this thread out of its/our misery. When anti-DMB Googlers start posting, it's time to ... BLAM!

― diedre mousedropping (Dave225), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 10:32 (twenty-one years ago)

HEY WHERE DID THE PICTURES OF THOSE TWO FAGGOTS GO? DID SOMEONE TAKE THEM DOWN? fUCK. I WANTED TO SAVE IT TO MY DESKTOP AND MODIFY IT IN PHOTSHOP TO PUT A COCK IN THAT GUY NICK'S HAND. HEY PICTURE ASSHOLES--PUT THE PHOTOS BACK UP SO I CAN DO OBSCENE THINGS TO THEM.
NICK AND BUZZ YOU GUYS ARE THE BIGGEST LOSERS ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET. I WANT TO PUT YOUR BALLSACKS ON A CHOPPING BLOCK AND BANG THEM WITH A SLEDGE HAMMER. I WANT TO SQUIRT GASOLINE UP YOUR ASSHOLES AND LIGHT A MATCH. THEN I WANT TO PUT BALLONS AROUND YOUR HEADS FILLED WITH FART GAS, SO YOU BREATH IT UNTIL PASSING OUT. THEN I WILL USE YOUR FACE AS A TOILET--SHIT AFTER SHIT WILL FALL ON YOUR FACE. YOU WILL BE ALIVE, BUT YOU WILL HAVE EXCREMENT ALL OVER YOU. I WANT TO DO ALL THIS WHILE PLAYING DAVE MATTHEWS MUSIC, SO THAT LATER WHEN YOU CLEAN YOURSELVES OFF AND LISTEN TO IT AGAIN YOU WILL FOREVER ASSOCIATE IT WITH EXCREMENT AND BURNING ASSES. I HOPE YOU TWO SOIL YOURSELVES EVERY TIME YOU LISTEN TO DAVE.

― DAVESUCKS, Sunday, 1 May 2005 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

method man to thread

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Sunday, 1 May 2005 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Sunday, 1 May 2005 22:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I find it funny that as soon as some of us start talking about nick and buzz being gay, or more, nick having a cock in his mouth, the user who posted it took it down. Obviously he is not secure in his sexuality. Obviously he's probably a little homo-phobic. Obviously he, and both those guys are the most ignorant, hopeless, cunt rags on the planet.

― Kfefe, Tuesday, 3 May 2005 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Look again at the "Nick and Buzz" photo above, notice that "Buzz" has his arm around "Nick" and you can't see where "Buzz" has his other hand. They are mutually pleasuring each other. Hence the expression on the face of "Nick"; Also, "Buzz" has saliva all over his chin (oh, god, please let it only be saliva) so ask yourself, what were they doing right before the picture was taken?

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I just wanted to to get a piece of this so when they have the Threadies lifetime achievement award I can get in the group photo and throw some horns at the camera.

(BTW, what is the Dave Matthews Band?)

― Dr. Gene Scott (shinybeast), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

as much fun as disscussing the homoerotic fraternity photo above is, i actually have a new reason why DMB sucks:

American Baby, the new single. It sounds like dave ate Sting's Tantric semen and shat out "King of Pain"

It doesnt matter, it will still sell like mad, i guess. that and the new coldplay.

― JD from CDepot, Tuesday, 3 May 2005 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

yes, agreed, lets get back on topic--enough about nick and buzz and their illicit buttsex/cocksmoking...

Wow, American baby, when I first heard that I didn't even realize it was Dave matthews band. I actually thought it was some lesser known-perhaps "indie" group..but wasn't exactly sure, because it had just enough cheesy sound to it to warrent something corporate and popular.

Then I heard the radio announcer, "And that was Dave Matthews"...I was like.......whaaaatttt????? Has this guy completely lost his identity? It sounds like lots of other shit on the radio meant to be overplayed into the ground. (not like he ever wasn't like that...but what's this now--is he trying to sound more indie? Fuck you, you're doing a bad job.

The song is complete horseshit. Meant to be eaten up by all the loosers we have talked about throughout this thread.

― Kfefe, Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe Dave read this thread and is now trying to win over the ILM set.

Kinda like http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000K29L.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― diedre mousedropping (Dave225), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 11:11 (twenty-one years ago)

where are nick and buzz?

― lapetomine, Monday, 9 May 2005 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

If the thoroughly good-natured Stand Up proves anything, it's that Dave Matthews Band has learned to temper its considerable chops with enough restraint and pop smarts that it no longer seems possible for even the most ardent punks to hate the group.

― christian right, Wednesday, 11 May 2005 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Nope. Hate is still possible. And I'm not even all that ardent...

Also, when has "thoroughly good-natured" ever been a positive statement about an album? Sounds kind of like "My friend has a great personality" to me. So I guess you're saying the newest DMB album is big-boned, or suffers from a glandular problem?

I bet people with a dial up connection don't even bother to open this thread anymore...

― John Justen (johnjusten), Thursday, 12 May 2005 00:57 (twenty-one years ago)

The All Music Guide Review Of The New Dave Matthews Band Album

― Nick & Buzz, Sunday, 15 May 2005 03:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Obviously Ned Raggett should have done the review instead of Stephen Thomas Erlewine.

― Nick & Buzz, Sunday, 15 May 2005 03:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I bet people with a dial up connection don't even bother to open this thread anymore...

A hint for you who like to monitor this lame piece of shit thread but can't stand to wait for it to load anymore ... RSS Feed

― diedre mousedropping and a quarter (Dave225), Sunday, 15 May 2005 12:27 (twenty-one years ago)

or "display only last 50 replies"

― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Sunday, 15 May 2005 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

Cannot wait for tour. It's when I come alive.

― miss chievous grin (miss chevious grin), Thursday, 2 June 2005 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

The rest of the time you're undead?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 2 June 2005 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah.

― miss chievous grin (miss chevious grin), Thursday, 2 June 2005 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Matthews Comes Alive!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 2 June 2005 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

indeed. ;-)

― miss chievous grin (miss chevious grin), Thursday, 2 June 2005 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I have this strange desire to go to a show. It must be an experience pregnant with anthropological meaning.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 2 June 2005 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

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