thats also bitten from gucci lol
― trollin trollin trollin we aint slept in weeks (deej), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 03:34 (thirteen years ago) link
money long, pockets stupid-lanky
― trollin trollin trollin we aint slept in weeks (deej), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 03:35 (thirteen years ago) link
diamond solitaire on pinky
i would be able to report if big sean bagged it up but my body shuts down when he starts rapping
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 03:35 (thirteen years ago) link
I just saw a stand-up comic do an extended set on grocery bag lines. he actually used "I got her... grocery bag" as the example of the form. Totally a scary real life/ILM intersecting moment.
― Picture me ¯\(°_°)/¯ ing (symsymsym), Thursday, 14 October 2010 07:31 (thirteen years ago) link
haha awesome
― some dude, Thursday, 14 October 2010 14:34 (thirteen years ago) link
links or it didn't happen
― Brick Frog! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 October 2010 15:18 (thirteen years ago) link
haha it's this first guy here: http://www.straight.com/article-346106/vancouver/standing-laughs
he did like five of his own "cause I put my shit together...IKEA" lines and then yelled about how it was shitty rap.
― Picture me ¯\(°_°)/¯ ing (symsymsym), Thursday, 14 October 2010 15:55 (thirteen years ago) link
kanye on hot97
"We develop and change rap styles all together. Like, look at say the hashtag rap--that's what we call it when you take the 'like' or 'as' out of the metaphor. 'Flex, sweater red--firetruck.' Everybody raps like that, right? That's really spawned from like 'Barry Bonds': 'Here's another hit--Barry Bonds.' So even like when I sat with Nicki Minaj in Hawaii, I was like, for this album, particularly--and I still like that, that style is super fresh--but this album, we not even doing similes. It's just a series of statements. We get on some real push the culture forward--I think that's the biggest reason 'Power' took me like five thousand man hours to sit there and write it."
― samosa gibreel, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 23:39 (thirteen years ago) link
took me like five thousand man hours to sit there and write it.
uh
― skreet walking cheeduh widda head fulla facepalm (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 23:40 (thirteen years ago) link
just in case you thought the nicki minaj album was going to contain good rapping
― samosa gibreel, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 23:42 (thirteen years ago) link
did he write it himself in 5000 hours or did he get 5000 people to write it in 1 hour?
― 51 tyson (crüt), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 23:42 (thirteen years ago) link
http://exquisitecorp.us/infiniteMonkeysLogo.jpg
― a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 23:48 (thirteen years ago) link
^ racist
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 23:52 (thirteen years ago) link
you forgot to add "lol"
― a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 November 2010 01:08 (thirteen years ago) link
whoa "hashtag rap" kind of blew my mind for a sec there though tbh.
― Kinect: The Body Is Good Business™ (Hurting 2), Thursday, 4 November 2010 01:16 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah "hashtag rap" is kind of a fresh way to label it but it feels backwards since that stuff existed totally apart from Twitter (although i love Fab actually saying "#drizzyvoice" on the Chris Brown remix).
Kanye really shouldn't brag about how long he took to write a song that has "AWstin...POWERS" and "abomination of obama's nation" in it.
― Danble Perritration (some dude), Thursday, 4 November 2010 03:40 (thirteen years ago) link
srsly
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 4 November 2010 03:41 (thirteen years ago) link
wait how did fab say #drizzyvoice out loud
― dayo, Thursday, 4 November 2010 03:56 (thirteen years ago) link
well he didn't pronounce the hashtag but quoting a rapper and then going #soandsovoice is a big twitter thing
― Danble Perritration (some dude), Thursday, 4 November 2010 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link
fab is generally charming & funny enough irl to pull of just about anything in his raps imo
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 4 November 2010 08:47 (thirteen years ago) link
gotta admit that "you and all them white girls...PARTY OF FIVE" is the first Drake grocery bag to really crack me up
― max r who max r (some dude), Saturday, 18 December 2010 16:36 (thirteen years ago) link
some dude isn't wearing his deodorant... SUGGEST BAN
― larry longballs money (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 18 December 2010 16:39 (thirteen years ago) link
Despite the huge long Drake album derail in the middle, this thread still always makes me smile.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 18 December 2010 16:41 (thirteen years ago) link
there really should be a tag added to the end of the title, something like (rolling 'grocery bag sighting' thread)
― Bitch, it cold outside!!! BURR (San Te), Saturday, 18 December 2010 17:34 (thirteen years ago) link
Better than Drake:souljaboytellemasher rothTech9Rob Base
WTF
― Bitch, it cold outside!!! BURR (San Te), Saturday, 18 December 2010 17:57 (thirteen years ago) link
you would argue that tech9 is worse than drake?
― I spilled, saucer-eyed, into the Tonetta fanclub underground. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 18 December 2010 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link
No, just that he's a million times better than any of the other three people he's grouped with. then again I realize I must be the sole ILX Tech N9ne fan.
― Bitch, it cold outside!!! BURR (San Te), Saturday, 18 December 2010 19:11 (thirteen years ago) link
underappreciated classic:
thumbs up... balloons, down... basementsiskel & ebert, roeper... replacement― xcixxorx, Friday, March 5, 2010 6:51 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalinksorry, just drank a Sprite― xcixxorx, Friday, March 5, 2010 6:52 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark
― xcixxorx, Friday, March 5, 2010 6:51 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
sorry, just drank a Sprite
― xcixxorx, Friday, March 5, 2010 6:52 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark
― unemployed aerosmith fans I have shoved (bernard snowy), Saturday, 18 December 2010 19:13 (thirteen years ago) link
also, re: Drake's album:
smh @ pitchfork today, this album is fucking dogshit― insane drown posse (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, June 15, 2010 1:53 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban PermalinkKanye stans so thirsty they'll drink whatever offbrand Dr. Rocket soda they can get their hands on― some dude, Tuesday, June 15, 2010 1:57 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark
― insane drown posse (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, June 15, 2010 1:53 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Kanye stans so thirsty they'll drink whatever offbrand Dr. Rocket soda they can get their hands on
― some dude, Tuesday, June 15, 2010 1:57 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark
― unemployed aerosmith fans I have shoved (bernard snowy), Saturday, 18 December 2010 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link
dang now I want a soda
Drake=more like rap nutrasweet. Of my female friends who dislike rap as a whole, many of them like Drake.
― Bitch, it cold outside!!! BURR (San Te), Saturday, 18 December 2010 19:26 (thirteen years ago) link
i like tech9, just was aware that most folks don't
― I spilled, saucer-eyed, into the Tonetta fanclub underground. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 18 December 2010 19:34 (thirteen years ago) link
ahhhh
― Bitch, it cold outside!!! BURR (San Te), Saturday, 18 December 2010 19:41 (thirteen years ago) link
Of my female friends who dislike rap as a whole, many of them like Drake.― Bitch, it cold outside!!! BURR (San Te), Saturday, December 18, 2010 2:26 PM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Bitch, it cold outside!!! BURR (San Te), Saturday, December 18, 2010 2:26 PM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u215/nelsod32/siren.gif
― larry longballs money (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 18 December 2010 20:13 (thirteen years ago) link
LOL @ "no Stevie Wonder"
― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Thursday, January 7, 2010 2:33 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I form coherent thoughts, no Gudda Gudda
― some dude, Thursday, January 7, 2010 2:46 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark
lol
― once more Jagger faps the hivemind (symsymsym), Saturday, 18 December 2010 20:32 (thirteen years ago) link
shipley is def the MVP of this thread
― larry longballs money (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 18 December 2010 21:00 (thirteen years ago) link
one of my pet theories about the Gudda line was that it was "I got a ni**a: Grocery Bag," and Grocery Bag was actually the name of some 4th tier Young Money weed carrier who'd drop verses on Gudda Gudda mixtapes.
― max r who max r (some dude), Saturday, 18 December 2010 21:55 (thirteen years ago) link
i honestly think he's saying "I got her, grocery bag" which means he keeps her close to his side like he's carrying a grocery bag
also his girlfriend is full of trader joes
― larry longballs money (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 18 December 2010 21:57 (thirteen years ago) link
Seriously, how long did you have that stored away? (I laughed)
― She Got the Shakes, Sunday, 19 December 2010 00:19 (thirteen years ago) link
that was off the dome!
― larry longballs money (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 19 December 2010 00:36 (thirteen years ago) link
Somehow I think it was years in the making, even dating back to the creation of the Suggest Ban system.
you have no idea how high this goes.
― Bitch, it cold outside!!! BURR (San Te), Sunday, 19 December 2010 00:53 (thirteen years ago) link
idegi
― k3vin k., Sunday, 19 December 2010 00:57 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.talkingmakeup.com/pics/ban/ban.jpg
― zvookster, Sunday, 19 December 2010 02:45 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm really sad that this thread never swerved into a discussion of how "white" the rappers were because I was saving, SAVING, "Failing a social test of blackness... GROCERY BAG!!!"
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 19 December 2010 03:49 (thirteen years ago) link
― max r who max r (some dude), Sunday, 19 December 2010 03:53 (thirteen years ago) link
haaaaa
― The Reverend, Sunday, 19 December 2010 07:00 (thirteen years ago) link
wayne drops "two women at the same time... SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMERS" in "6' 7""
― return of the nakh (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 19 December 2010 09:07 (thirteen years ago) link
also
try me and run into a wall... OUTFIELDER
the parts in wale's verse on "no hands" where he's all making meta comments about the beat & himself rapping on the beat & stuff is starting to bug me a la "okay i get it let me think i guess it's my turn"
― J0rdan S., Monday, 17 January 2011 21:37 (thirteen years ago) link