I lol'd :-D
― markers, Friday, 1 October 2010 03:07 (thirteen years ago) link
Cheez-Its are the shiiiiiiiiiiiiittttt.
― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Friday, 1 October 2010 13:32 (thirteen years ago) link
guys I am really proud of coining (?? afaik) the nickname "pitch revvy-rev" and I encourage you all to adopt it
― haven't you people ever heard of theodor a-goddamn-dorno (bernard snowy), Friday, 1 October 2010 13:36 (thirteen years ago) link
I suggest it be further abbreviated to P-Revvy Rev.
― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Friday, 1 October 2010 13:40 (thirteen years ago) link
i just call it p now
― Enter the Noid (s1ocki), Friday, 1 October 2010 13:42 (thirteen years ago) link
xpost that works too
― haven't you people ever heard of theodor a-goddamn-dorno (bernard snowy), Friday, 1 October 2010 13:44 (thirteen years ago) link
There's a certain beauty in being a lone wolf. You have more time to do the things you want to do, like take introspective walks, read books, write, Create Instant Romantic Poetry, and other solitary endeavors.
reminds me of zach galianaikaniakis in 'the hangover'
― l'avventura: pet detective (history mayne), Friday, 1 October 2010 13:59 (thirteen years ago) link
1. Rapper makes record that isn't as good as his previous records but is still pretty good if you don't get hung up on comparing it to his previous records.
2. Said rapper finds he has less interesting stuff to rap about once he is successful and no longer an underdog.
You know?
― Haunted Clocks For Sale (Dorianlynskey), Friday, 1 October 2010 17:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Someone should set up a Pitchfork Reviews Reviews Reviews.
― Stiw-Niw-Niw Jeff (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 1 October 2010 19:34 (thirteen years ago) link
contenderizer, now's the time for you life to reach its true purpose ;)
― snitch revvy-rev (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 1 October 2010 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link
imo time for ilx to go cold turkey on this thread
― HOW I FOLD MY BANDANA (deej), Friday, 1 October 2010 19:40 (thirteen years ago) link
i don't think 1341 posts have covered it all
― elephant rob, Friday, 1 October 2010 19:45 (thirteen years ago) link
... says deej unconvincingly, as he continues to post on this thread.
xp
― ilxor repping so hard for this = death knell (ilxor), Friday, 1 October 2010 19:45 (thirteen years ago) link
Find: (deej)
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― ilxor repping so hard for this = death knell (ilxor), Friday, 1 October 2010 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link
imo time for ilxor to stop posting
― HOW I FOLD MY BANDANA (deej), Friday, 1 October 2010 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link
imo time for deej to stop posting about ilxor
― ilxor repping so hard for this = death knell (ilxor), Friday, 1 October 2010 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link
sb's all around then.
― strongohulkingtonsghost, Friday, 1 October 2010 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link
oh man you know what would be the coolest thing is if someone made a pitchfork reviews reviews reviews.
― kellspolaris (k3vin k.), Friday, 1 October 2010 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link
QUIT PIGGYBACKING UR NEIGHBOR'S WIFI, HIPPY!!!
― snitch revvy-rev (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 1 October 2010 19:55 (thirteen years ago) link
congrats you're the 478th guy to come up with this
― call all destroyer, Friday, 1 October 2010 20:34 (thirteen years ago) link
appropriately, many of the most recent posts have pertained to the subject of whether or not we should keep posting on this thread. What a meta way to go!
― snitch revvy-rev (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 1 October 2010 20:37 (thirteen years ago) link
there should be a thread to discuss whether or not people should post on this thread imo
― elephant rob, Friday, 1 October 2010 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link
Obvious jokes/puns that people always make as though they were the first persons to think of them
― waka flocka flame judi dench (J0rdan S.), Friday, 1 October 2010 20:40 (thirteen years ago) link
lol, touche
― elephant rob, Friday, 1 October 2010 20:43 (thirteen years ago) link
1,350+ messages y'all way to go
― crude interloper of a once august profession (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 1 October 2010 20:47 (thirteen years ago) link
tbf, like 1,200 of them are ilxor
― some o))) (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 1 October 2010 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link
I hope PRR guy can read this thread & rest a little easier with the knowledge of exactly who his detractors really are...
― snitch revvy-rev (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 1 October 2010 20:55 (thirteen years ago) link
this thread absolutely needs to get into next year's Da Capo Best Music Writing series.
― -hot-dean ge-fever- (buzza), Friday, 1 October 2010 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link
Alongside PRR, amirite?
― ilxor repping so hard for this = death knell (ilxor), Friday, 1 October 2010 20:59 (thirteen years ago) link
; )
― -hot-dean ge-fever- (buzza), Friday, 1 October 2010 21:00 (thirteen years ago) link
If someone started a Best Music Bitching series, this thread could be the leading chapter in the first volume.
― ilxor repping so hard for this = death knell (ilxor), Friday, 1 October 2010 21:00 (thirteen years ago) link
that whole book would be ILX threads for real...
― snitch revvy-rev (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 1 October 2010 21:01 (thirteen years ago) link
ilxor, i love you, but i think u need a timeout holmes
― some o))) (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 1 October 2010 21:03 (thirteen years ago) link
:'(
― ilxor repping so hard for this = death knell (ilxor), Friday, 1 October 2010 21:10 (thirteen years ago) link
The Dave Matthews Band thread deserves a hardcover release. This thread... less so.
― Veðrafjǫrðr heimamaður (ecuador_with_a_c), Friday, 1 October 2010 21:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Pitchfork Reviews Reviews: Why is he so sad and dateless?
― Drastic times require what? Drastic measures! Who said that? T (President Keyes), Friday, 1 October 2010 23:30 (thirteen years ago) link
also this thread is classic too but not Classic New
― markers, Saturday, 2 October 2010 01:25 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h279/juicyfrt/longfinned_pilot_whale_2.jpg
― snitch revvy-rev (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, 2 October 2010 03:52 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/my-god-runs-new-york
― markers, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 20:46 (thirteen years ago) link
Dude must have really wanted to bone that publicist.
― Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 06:43 (thirteen years ago) link
that was the worst one yet
― sarahel, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 07:49 (thirteen years ago) link
i am wondering if she believes what she is saying or if she is a publicist so she needs to act like she believes it, but again maybe i am being cynical
Classic.
he is crouched over a mixer, DJing off a really old iPod
But this line made me stop laughing and feel sad and ancient.
― The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 09:23 (thirteen years ago) link
we talk about how when you are DJing it always seems like a great idea to play the song Genius of Love by Tom Tom Club [ . . . ] but it's not a good idea because about a minute and a half into the song someone starts yelling JAAAAAAMES BROOOOOOWN, JAAAAAAMES BROOOOOOWN over the song in a really guttural way and people stop dancing because the yelling is too abrasive
― rmde and dangerous (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 09:41 (thirteen years ago) link
It's like a misfiring stand-up routine. "Hey, you know when you're DJing and you play Genius of Love? Right? We've all been there… No?… Er, OK, is anyone here from Williamsburg?"
― The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 09:48 (thirteen years ago) link
is that part of genius of love really abrasive? cant imagine ever stopping dancing when that song is on
― just sayin, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 09:50 (thirteen years ago) link
He should play the remix where someone whispers "Al Green, Al Green."
― Drastic times require what? Drastic measures! Who said that? T (President Keyes), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 10:28 (thirteen years ago) link
i think it's more like the DJ was saying that, and in a spirit of inclusivity he's reporting it as something "we" talked about. but no, never happens.
― miss danilelle steven and her clitoral stimulator (contenderizer), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 15:34 (thirteen years ago) link
predictably, i liked the piece
― miss danilelle steven and her clitoral stimulator (contenderizer), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 15:35 (thirteen years ago) link
I found it an enjoyable read but maybe it's because I am a cynic and/or naive
― St3ve Go1db3rg, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 16:12 (thirteen years ago) link
i ask victor, "does being in das racist get you laid? has it helped you get laid more since you got Best New Music?"and he looks a little surprised and looks at me and then looks at the Showpapers hanging on the wall and thinks about the question for a while. we look around the room while he thinks and listen to the song that he's playing, which is a Beenie Man song, and kids are singing along and dancing, there is a photographer standing on a stage by the front of the room taking pictures and there are kids playing video games around us, and then Victor starts saying something about how when you are in a fairly popular indie rap group and girls see you on stage, you sort of have an automatic advantage, but then he stops himself and looks down at my Blackberry screen, where i am taking notes, and realizes that maybe he doesn't really wanna give away trade secrets or sound like an asshole and he indicates that he doesn't want to answer anymore and then he smiles and i say "okay i understand"and then he looks sort of uneasy and says "talking about game kills game, you know?"and then he thinks again and says "but maybe we owe it to women to talk about game in front of them?"and then he looks at my Blackberry screen where i have written "maybe we owe it 2 wmn 2 talk abt game in front of them tho" and he points to it and says "yo that sounds corny in print!"
and he looks a little surprised and looks at me and then looks at the Showpapers hanging on the wall and thinks about the question for a while. we look around the room while he thinks and listen to the song that he's playing, which is a Beenie Man song, and kids are singing along and dancing, there is a photographer standing on a stage by the front of the room taking pictures and there are kids playing video games around us, and then Victor starts saying something about how when you are in a fairly popular indie rap group and girls see you on stage, you sort of have an automatic advantage, but then he stops himself and looks down at my Blackberry screen, where i am taking notes, and realizes that maybe he doesn't really wanna give away trade secrets or sound like an asshole and he indicates that he doesn't want to answer anymore and then he smiles and i say "okay i understand"
and then he looks sort of uneasy and says "talking about game kills game, you know?"
and then he thinks again and says "but maybe we owe it to women to talk about game in front of them?"
and then he looks at my Blackberry screen where i have written "maybe we owe it 2 wmn 2 talk abt game in front of them tho" and he points to it and says "yo that sounds corny in print!"
This = AWESOME
― more than ever convinced ilxor is a sock (ilxor), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 18:46 (thirteen years ago) link