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the lil wayne/michael jordan/obama comparison is just, fuckin', whatever man. it's worse than a cliche, because at least cliches are usually, like, vivid images or something. this dude has the worst goddamn case of nothing-to-say-itis.

haven't you people ever heard of theodor a-goddamn-dorno (bernard snowy), Friday, 1 October 2010 02:52 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Friends

markers, Friday, 1 October 2010 02:52 (fifteen years ago)

There's a certain beauty in being a lone wolf. You have more time to do the things you want to do, like take introspective walks, read books, write, Create Instant Romantic Poetry, and other solitary endeavors.

markers, Friday, 1 October 2010 02:52 (fifteen years ago)

Many conversationalists say that it is good to follow a 30/70 (30% talking, 70% listening) pattern during small talk when possible.

haven't you people ever heard of theodor a-goddamn-dorno (bernard snowy), Friday, 1 October 2010 02:54 (fifteen years ago)

how many conversationalists? and if it's less than 4, what else were they listening to during their conversation?

haven't you people ever heard of theodor a-goddamn-dorno (bernard snowy), Friday, 1 October 2010 02:55 (fifteen years ago)

~zens u~

haven't you people ever heard of theodor a-goddamn-dorno (bernard snowy), Friday, 1 October 2010 02:55 (fifteen years ago)

If you have an unfriendly countenance, people are less likely to be receptive to your friendship. Be approachable by not squinting (get some glasses), frowning or appearing blankly deadpan, such expressions may look troubled or disinterested.

markers, Friday, 1 October 2010 02:58 (fifteen years ago)

that explains a lot in my case

third-strongest mole (corey), Friday, 1 October 2010 03:01 (fifteen years ago)

I attribute all my success in life to a steady diet of PRR, HRO, and wikihow

markers, Friday, 1 October 2010 03:03 (fifteen years ago)

and Cheez-Its :D

third-strongest mole (corey), Friday, 1 October 2010 03:07 (fifteen years ago)

I lol'd :-D

markers, Friday, 1 October 2010 03:07 (fifteen years ago)

Cheez-Its are the shiiiiiiiiiiiiittttt.

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Friday, 1 October 2010 13:32 (fifteen years ago)

guys I am really proud of coining (?? afaik) the nickname "pitch revvy-rev" and I encourage you all to adopt it

haven't you people ever heard of theodor a-goddamn-dorno (bernard snowy), Friday, 1 October 2010 13:36 (fifteen years ago)

I suggest it be further abbreviated to P-Revvy Rev.

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Friday, 1 October 2010 13:40 (fifteen years ago)

i just call it p now

Enter the Noid (s1ocki), Friday, 1 October 2010 13:42 (fifteen years ago)

xpost that works too

haven't you people ever heard of theodor a-goddamn-dorno (bernard snowy), Friday, 1 October 2010 13:44 (fifteen years ago)

There's a certain beauty in being a lone wolf. You have more time to do the things you want to do, like take introspective walks, read books, write, Create Instant Romantic Poetry, and other solitary endeavors.

reminds me of zach galianaikaniakis in 'the hangover'

l'avventura: pet detective (history mayne), Friday, 1 October 2010 13:59 (fifteen years ago)

1. Rapper makes record that isn't as good as his previous records but is still pretty good if you don't get hung up on comparing it to his previous records.

2. Said rapper finds he has less interesting stuff to rap about once he is successful and no longer an underdog.

You know?

Haunted Clocks For Sale (Dorianlynskey), Friday, 1 October 2010 17:43 (fifteen years ago)

Someone should set up a Pitchfork Reviews Reviews Reviews.

Stiw-Niw-Niw Jeff (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 1 October 2010 19:34 (fifteen years ago)

contenderizer, now's the time for you life to reach its true purpose ;)

snitch revvy-rev (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 1 October 2010 19:38 (fifteen years ago)

imo time for ilx to go cold turkey on this thread

HOW I FOLD MY BANDANA (deej), Friday, 1 October 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)

i don't think 1341 posts have covered it all

elephant rob, Friday, 1 October 2010 19:45 (fifteen years ago)

... says deej unconvincingly, as he continues to post on this thread.

xp

ilxor repping so hard for this = death knell (ilxor), Friday, 1 October 2010 19:45 (fifteen years ago)

Find: (deej)

26 matches

ilxor repping so hard for this = death knell (ilxor), Friday, 1 October 2010 19:48 (fifteen years ago)

imo time for ilxor to stop posting

HOW I FOLD MY BANDANA (deej), Friday, 1 October 2010 19:48 (fifteen years ago)

imo time for deej to stop posting about ilxor

ilxor repping so hard for this = death knell (ilxor), Friday, 1 October 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)

sb's all around then.

strongohulkingtonsghost, Friday, 1 October 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)

oh man you know what would be the coolest thing is if someone made a pitchfork reviews reviews reviews.

kellspolaris (k3vin k.), Friday, 1 October 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)

QUIT PIGGYBACKING UR NEIGHBOR'S WIFI, HIPPY!!!

snitch revvy-rev (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 1 October 2010 19:55 (fifteen years ago)

Someone should set up a Pitchfork Reviews Reviews Reviews.

congrats you're the 478th guy to come up with this

call all destroyer, Friday, 1 October 2010 20:34 (fifteen years ago)

appropriately, many of the most recent posts have pertained to the subject of whether or not we should keep posting on this thread. What a meta way to go!

snitch revvy-rev (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 1 October 2010 20:37 (fifteen years ago)

there should be a thread to discuss whether or not people should post on this thread imo

elephant rob, Friday, 1 October 2010 20:39 (fifteen years ago)

Obvious jokes/puns that people always make as though they were the first persons to think of them

waka flocka flame judi dench (J0rdan S.), Friday, 1 October 2010 20:40 (fifteen years ago)

lol, touche

elephant rob, Friday, 1 October 2010 20:43 (fifteen years ago)

1,350+ messages y'all way to go

crude interloper of a once august profession (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 1 October 2010 20:47 (fifteen years ago)

tbf, like 1,200 of them are ilxor

some o))) (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 1 October 2010 20:54 (fifteen years ago)

I hope PRR guy can read this thread & rest a little easier with the knowledge of exactly who his detractors really are...

snitch revvy-rev (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 1 October 2010 20:55 (fifteen years ago)

this thread absolutely needs to get into next year's Da Capo Best Music Writing series.

-hot-dean ge-fever- (buzza), Friday, 1 October 2010 20:57 (fifteen years ago)

Alongside PRR, amirite?

ilxor repping so hard for this = death knell (ilxor), Friday, 1 October 2010 20:59 (fifteen years ago)

; )

-hot-dean ge-fever- (buzza), Friday, 1 October 2010 21:00 (fifteen years ago)

If someone started a Best Music Bitching series, this thread could be the leading chapter in the first volume.

ilxor repping so hard for this = death knell (ilxor), Friday, 1 October 2010 21:00 (fifteen years ago)

that whole book would be ILX threads for real...

snitch revvy-rev (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 1 October 2010 21:01 (fifteen years ago)

ilxor, i love you, but i think u need a timeout holmes

some o))) (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 1 October 2010 21:03 (fifteen years ago)

:'(

ilxor repping so hard for this = death knell (ilxor), Friday, 1 October 2010 21:10 (fifteen years ago)

The Dave Matthews Band thread deserves a hardcover release. This thread... less so.

Veðrafjǫrðr heimamaður (ecuador_with_a_c), Friday, 1 October 2010 21:35 (fifteen years ago)

Pitchfork Reviews Reviews: Why is he so sad and dateless?

Drastic times require what? Drastic measures! Who said that? T (President Keyes), Friday, 1 October 2010 23:30 (fifteen years ago)

also this thread is classic too but not Classic New

markers, Saturday, 2 October 2010 01:25 (fifteen years ago)

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h279/juicyfrt/longfinned_pilot_whale_2.jpg

snitch revvy-rev (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, 2 October 2010 03:52 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/my-god-runs-new-york

markers, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 20:46 (fifteen years ago)

Dude must have really wanted to bone that publicist.

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 06:43 (fifteen years ago)


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