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maybe I should spend my time reading Proust instead of reading PRR

Maybe, but it won't make you friends.

the lil wayne/michael jordan/obama comparison is just, fuckin', whatever man. it's worse than a cliche, because at least cliches are usually, like, vivid images or something. this dude has the worst goddamn case of nothing-to-say-itis.

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Friends

There's a certain beauty in being a lone wolf. You have more time to do the things you want to do, like take introspective walks, read books, write, Create Instant Romantic Poetry, and other solitary endeavors.

Many conversationalists say that it is good to follow a 30/70 (30% talking, 70% listening) pattern during small talk when possible.

how many conversationalists? and if it's less than 4, what else were they listening to during their conversation?

~zens u~

If you have an unfriendly countenance, people are less likely to be receptive to your friendship. Be approachable by not squinting (get some glasses), frowning or appearing blankly deadpan, such expressions may look troubled or disinterested.

that explains a lot in my case

I attribute all my success in life to a steady diet of PRR, HRO, and wikihow

and Cheez-Its :D

I lol'd :-D

Cheez-Its are the shiiiiiiiiiiiiittttt.

guys I am really proud of coining (?? afaik) the nickname "pitch revvy-rev" and I encourage you all to adopt it

I suggest it be further abbreviated to P-Revvy Rev.

i just call it p now

xpost that works too

There's a certain beauty in being a lone wolf. You have more time to do the things you want to do, like take introspective walks, read books, write, Create Instant Romantic Poetry, and other solitary endeavors.

reminds me of zach galianaikaniakis in 'the hangover'

1. Rapper makes record that isn't as good as his previous records but is still pretty good if you don't get hung up on comparing it to his previous records.

2. Said rapper finds he has less interesting stuff to rap about once he is successful and no longer an underdog.

You know?

Someone should set up a Pitchfork Reviews Reviews Reviews.

contenderizer, now's the time for you life to reach its true purpose ;)

imo time for ilx to go cold turkey on this thread

i don't think 1341 posts have covered it all

... says deej unconvincingly, as he continues to post on this thread.

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imo time for ilxor to stop posting

imo time for deej to stop posting about ilxor

sb's all around then.

oh man you know what would be the coolest thing is if someone made a pitchfork reviews reviews reviews.

QUIT PIGGYBACKING UR NEIGHBOR'S WIFI, HIPPY!!!

Someone should set up a Pitchfork Reviews Reviews Reviews.

congrats you're the 478th guy to come up with this

appropriately, many of the most recent posts have pertained to the subject of whether or not we should keep posting on this thread. What a meta way to go!

there should be a thread to discuss whether or not people should post on this thread imo

Obvious jokes/puns that people always make as though they were the first persons to think of them

lol, touche

1,350+ messages y'all way to go

tbf, like 1,200 of them are ilxor

I hope PRR guy can read this thread & rest a little easier with the knowledge of exactly who his detractors really are...

this thread absolutely needs to get into next year's Da Capo Best Music Writing series.

Alongside PRR, amirite?

; )

If someone started a Best Music Bitching series, this thread could be the leading chapter in the first volume.

that whole book would be ILX threads for real...

ilxor, i love you, but i think u need a timeout holmes

:'(

The Dave Matthews Band thread deserves a hardcover release. This thread... less so.

Pitchfork Reviews Reviews: Why is he so sad and dateless?

also this thread is classic too but not Classic New

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