Rolling Metal Thread 2010

It was boring to my ears but I can see how a few old men would enjoy it.

ilxor, those type of image "zings" that ruin the rest of ilm really should not be welcome here, seriously FUCK THAT SHIT

pfunk, since a board doesn't look likely, then the only thing you can do is start more metal polls to get more discussion on separate bands outside of this thread.

or you could, like, start threads about those bands

I won't post image zings if we can stop talking about a new board and get back to metal. Deal?

I just wanna clarify - I was open to the idea of a metal-only zone 'cause it would keep me from getting lured into bullshit discussions with empty-headed zeroes about pop music. I'm just as happy to post here, and start a thread specifically for a new album if I feel it merits one. The structure of the rolling thread doesn't bother me.

bullshit discussions with empty-headed zeroes

can we pleeeeeeeeease make this the board descrip for all of ilx

just snagged the new Torche and Swans -- completely forgot that the Dawnbringer was coming out today

Torche record clocks in at 21:47. There's a sticker on plastic wrap that includes the quote: "'It's a bunch of radio rock bullshit.' - Rick Smith (Torche Drummer)" which I thought was pretty funny

this is for jeff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbx6QUoGpdY&feature=player_embedded

i am late to this discussion because i was at WORK but let it be known that i am against a new board as well
it's all i can do to keep this bookmark updated and come here occasionally to post about things i am excited about, like, say

----> the release date for the new agalloch!! nov 23!! so excited!! am thinking of going to CA for holiday break just to see another show. <--------

also this
I Love Jazz, I Love Rock, I Love Pre-Baroque Polyphony...none of these are needed, because we Love Music generally speaking.

shit! new agalloch release date is pretty close!!

That's great news! I heard it was done but not when it was reaching us mere plebes. Early birthday present! Wait - that means my birthday is on Thanksgiving Day this year; color me bummed about my birthday.

xpost

i normally listen to pharaoh sanders all day on thanksgiving, but maybe day after thanksgiving will be annual agalloch day. i got the vinyl box set for my birthday (!!) so i am excited to listen to all of them all day as i avoid going outside/any area where there will be "shopping"

That may be the greatest thing I've ever seen.

I knew you would like it.

man, that agalloch vinyl box is expensive! any us distros carry it? (even so, I imagine it would still be way too expensive.)

whoa, there's an enslaved one on the same label. and (lol) pelican.

it was a very special birthday :)

happy 50th!

thanks
it's a pleasure to be this old and still look this good

hey aldo what do you think of the new Envy ? They never disappoint, do they.

First opinion of Envy is always that they are as incredible as something that is incredible. They normally tail down to just awesome by play 3 or 4 but I haven't got there yet. Otherwise business as usual, one of my favourite bands. Wish more people loved them.

I thought they were an emo band or something? is this the same envy?

Envy are a Japanese band that started on the periphery of scream but have emerged into this post-rock-hardcore behemoth of overwhelming scope - listening to the split with Thursday and Abyssal, for instance, you'd scarcely believe they were the same band.

They may well also be in the top 5 loudest bands I've ever seen, and that list includes Swans touring Children Of God.

japanese,screamo i guess
xp

lol iPhone corrections. Search: All The Footprints You've Ever Left Behind And The Fear Expecting Ahead and the Abyssal ep. Then come back and thank me.

There's a new Triptykon EP coming out 10/25. It includes two new studio tracks, an alternate recording of "Crucifixus" and live versions of Celtic Frost's "Circle of the Tyrants" and "Dethroned Emperor," with Darkthrone's Nocturno Culto on lead vocals. So yeah, you need it. And they're touring the US with Yakuza!

Woo hoo!

AND I just finished a phoner with Rob Halford!

Now you're just rubbing it in. Have you had a chance to throw the Dawnbringer in the cd player (saw you tweeted it showed up today)? Still curious and probably buying it, but the more impressions the better.

There's a new Envy? Sweet, must check that out. They were great when I saw 'em at ATP a couple of years ago. They don't tour outside of Japan very often, do they?

The Dawnbringer is great. I talked about it a week or so ago on Twitter based on a download (from the label; if it's leaked, I don't know about it). Very NWOBHM but with a LOT of other good stuff thrown in, not purist retro-ism at all. If you like Iron Maiden circa 1981, you'll love it; if you like Pharaoh (modern-day Midwestern power metal), you'll love it, too. Just a really, really solid metal album.

http://www.heavylaw.com/taverne/agenda/2047_0.jpg

This album cover raises many questions. Primarily, why does the werewolf have a scythe? Doesn't that defeat the point of being a werewolf? Also, why is it riding a horse? Don't werewolves eat horses? It's kind of one of the things they do. Many mysterious mysteries.

that is fabulous

My guess would be that the chap's not a lycanthrope but a horse riding demon with a wolf's head, who's come about the reaping.

He must be hot with that cloak on as well.

PMSB: The level of vitriol that's been directed at me on various RnB/hip hop threads over there is unreal. And ironically all by dudes who DIDN'T see PE or RUN DMC live in the 80s or buy 'Illmatic', '36 Chambers', 'Doggystyle', 'Straight Outta Compton' etc when they came out.

I'm far too white for those white dudes.

I'm not sure what the equivalent is... I might start posting here entirely in the style of Manowar lyrics and being an utter cunt to anyone who doesn't own at least three Celtic Frost and Tank albums and see how that goes down.

Anyway that's enough congratulatory talk from me but, y'know, \m/

Yeah I was spinning metal vinyl last year and a bunch of kids came in begging for hip hop. I had a Street Jams comp on my iPhone and ended up laying down some Twilight 22 and Herbie Hancock for them. They looked baffled and asked for Kanye. None of them had ever even heard of Herbie Hancock. So I told them to fuck off and started playing Morbid Angel again.

Kids these days.

Ha ha ha! Yeah fuck those kids who don't want to hear Whodini's Magic Wand or Morbid Angel.

Here's a thing about Flesh Consumed, a band that wants to stop being Cannibal Corpse and start being Decrepit Birth. They're not quite there yet, but their album's really good.

"Ha ha ha! Yeah fuck those kids who don't want to hear Whodini's Magic Wand or Morbid Angel."

You are my brother.

Hey Nate,

Exactly. Why can't we all live in peace?

In fact I think we could all learn a lesson or two from Three Six Mafia. I mean check the shirt this guy's rocking...

http://ubeenjacked.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/three-6-mafia-tt04.jpg

bullshit discussions with empty-headed zeroes

can we pleeeeeeeeease make this the board descrip for all of ilx

― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, September 21, 2010 5:37 PM (Yesterday)

oh man it is cruel to dangle this in front of a dude who could actually make this happen

do it

I never find Rolling Metal hard to follow, except when I go away for a couple days and dudes write 713 messages about whether it's hard to follow or not.

Meanwhile, back in metal, I don't see a lot of shows any more, so I'm very excited to be seeing both Triptykon/1349/Yakuza and Dimmu Borgir/Enslaved/Blood Red Throne in the next two months. The new Enslaved is magnificent, and I thought the new Dimmu Borgir sounded pretty good on first listen.

Tarja's new solo album is at least OK, but I think Nightwish survived her departure in much better musical shape than she did. Not sure there's a great future in being the Pia Zadora of gothic metal.

New Tristania album just kinda left me puzzled. Not sure what they're going for any more. The Mortemia record is predictable, but at least it knows what it's about.

Also really liking this Russian funeral-doom band Ea, of whom I'd never heard before a couple hours ago. Au Ellai is the latest (3rd) album; I haven't heard the first two yet. Apparently the lyrics are in a "dead" language, whatever that means. Not that you would know if nobody told you.

Reiterate BUY rating on Iron Maiden, Mandrake, Sahg, Kvelertak and Valborg. Tentative BUY after one listen for the Amorphis recorded-old-stuff comp Magic & Mayhem.

Also, that squirrels-on-the-tower song is great.

Dead languages are a real thing. Some languages that are about to die are described as moribund. Dead = there are no living native speakers of that language. I'm not sure what language those songs are in, but it's a real thing. I mean, if anyone cares.

What about an I Love Satan board that just coincidently has a ton of metal threads on it? eh???

― Randolph Carter (Viceroy), Tuesday, September 21, 2010 7:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

let's not get personal now, bub.

Ea are fabulous, btw! scott's pimping on some old thread turned me on to them big time! had to send money to the damned ruskies to get their debut even!