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lol Clermont Lounge

i've only been to a strip club once, and only because i got stuck in seattle late at night before i turned 21. seemed like a waste of money.

I was going regularly for a while with my husband and our boyfriend, mostly because my husband was acquainted with the owner and some of the dancers. I love lapdances and like exotic dance, but I don't like the way that dancer bars are designed to suction money continually out of your pocket.

is your husband connected?

is your husband connected?

I'm assuming that you meant "Does your husband have any ties to criminal organizations?" No, the owner was the one dancer bar owner in the city who wasn't associated with organized crime. He also owned a regular bar, which he kept after getting out of the business a few years later. He died in a freak accident about ten years ago. (It really was an accident, not a hit, and he got rid of his bars after pressure from the city.) My husband met these people after a dancer had him do some refinishing work on some of her furniture, and kept going because he was lonely and needed someone to talk to. (This was before he met me and after his second wife died of cancer.)

werent u the dude going to bat for this stuff as writing of a generation a few days ago

Yup -- partly tongue in cheek, but still.

my favorite part of the strip club blog post:

i am telling you, seriously, that the strip club called Rouge Gentleman’s Club on 58th avenue in queens has an $8 dollar ATM fee. right now you are in front of your computer doing that thing where you make your hands into fists and put them in front of your eyes and wiggle them up and down like you’re cartoonishly/exaggeratedly rubbing your eyes because you’re receiving shocking information, you know what i’m talking about?

ppl kvetching abt atm fees is 1 of the things i h8 most in this world

eight bucks tho

protip: don't use an atm in a strip joint

atm fees are a huge pain in the ass? not sure why its rong to bitch abt

everybody here knows atm fees are fucking awesome, get with the program herb

atm fees are more omnipresent than the Beatles

http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/6636/photo14a.jpg

greetings

ksh, did you faint?

we don't even know if it's him or a sock

why would "he" post on this thread?

street cred

That's him. I sent him an email a while ago about this thread and he just messaged me saying he finally posted

goosebamps

1000 word long meandering stream of consciousness post or it didnt happen

ah come on dudes, we should welcome him imo

Hey, with any luck he might hop over to ILE and start posting about his sex life or something. Think about the entertainment we might miss out on!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, July 28, 2006 7:42 AM (4 years ago)

I mean, I'm still a bit wary and not sure it's actually him, but if it is, I for one want to encourage him to post on ILX

Welcome PRR

^^

lol sarahel

I mean, I'm still a bit wary and not sure it's actually him, but if it is, I for one want to encourage him to post on ILX

Hoping he gets less time to write the blog, eh?

nah, I just think it'd be dope to have him around

Man I'm gonna have to start putting "n/t" at the end of my posts.

would cut into your market share, ksh

PRR, what do you think about the response you've gotten so far to your blog? Did it totally surprise you or did you have a feeling that you had a winning idea?

dangit

maybe he'll be back?

. . . if that was him

DUDE

that was him. I emailed him several weeks ago to let him/her know about the thread and invite them to the thread, and they got back to me today to let me know they posted a picture.

Samwell - What What (In The Butt)

zs' sock obv

Nope, my only sock was Karl Malone tbh

I e-mailed him about this thread awhile ago as well and if that was indeed him (I have no reason to doubt ZS) then I say "welcome" too

don't be dicks, guys

no one's been a dick as far as i can tell

lolol zs i didn't know you were karl malone, classic

I would still be karl malone but I can't remember my login info, not even which email address I used to register the account. It's like a weird dream that I can't get back into

http://www.pitchforkreviewsreviews.com/post/1157448796/the-documentary-catfish-chris-ott-and-being-a-dog

<3 <3 <3

no lie, that was so fucking dope!!

ok just finished the post . . . read it y'all

Does it spoil the movie Catfish?

If so, I'm gonna have to wait until this weekend.

yeah, it talks a little bit about some stuff from the film, so maybe wait until after you've seen it? but it's a good post! uplifting

but also i am a dog!

how can you not love this kid!