Jay-Z / Nas hip-hop throw down? & other throw-downs? Pt. 2: The Saga Continues.

There go the friendly ghost who boast he fits the most in/
Kasperm the squirm, he's off to perm his ass for roastin'/
Here he come again, with sheer amounts of lang-witch/
To put the fear in us, but DAMN! he's stitchin' up the same shit/
That made us laugh before - no hate, we 'preciate kitsch/
If slidin' in the shaft some more's your thing, I won't complain, bitch/

GOD DAMNIT. the message i posted lasted night didnt come through. FUCK ILL DO IT AGAIN LATER.

"I lay low On some hydro tryin to slide from the 5-0 But now I get wild similar to Ol' Dirty a third time fellon just hit what over 30 No worries, style have em so thirsty First degree heats are quittin on me Cold turkey, no mercy I bring the pain of a hundred migraines But a thousand shoutin my name that's why I came"-Inspectah Deck

Man im sick and tired of people bitching about AI and MT Mutombo starting in the all-star game. AI should be starting whether it is in philly or in alaska. 30 points a game, 2.45 steals agame and plays like 40 minutes. and to say MT Mutombo shouldnt start is just being a damn fool. And i hope shaq doesnt play because it would be too embarassing for Shaq to get his ass blocked by Mutombo like he did 2 weeks ago! HAHAHAHA!!! if theres anyone who shouldnt be starting its that bitch ass Antione Walker. he takes like 15 threes a game and makes like 1 or 2. and Paul Pierce should be starting instead of MJ. The only reason Carter lead in the votes is because he has the entire country of Canada voting for him. I dont give a shit about whos in the west because like my music, IM STRICTLY EAST COAST.

And about rap influencing people to do crazy shit, it aint nothin but white people doing that dumb ass shit.

"Curse to the wicked snakes who try to snatch the truth away Cursed be the ones who try to take our youth away Peace to the black, the brown, the red, yellow, and white seed We don't discriminate man over color/creed They tried to snatch up our beats, son, and steal our culture and German Catholics, whitewashing Roman sculptures How dare you try to deny Allah's intelligence? Kidnap the truth, and destroy the black evidence"-RZA

LOL, me and kasper had our disagreements, but I gotta give it to him on that Harry Potter line. That joint was funny. Best, you got new beef. Sage, I heard a few new joints by Canibust and that man has surprised me. He flowing about Jig on one song and about Beans on another and both of them are tight. Stop faking on his money and he should be str8. And I know y'all probably heard about the song where he is rapping as Eminem's fan Stan. That joint will have you rolling. Anyway, one of the lines towards Jay is "The only difference between us is a budget, don't make me have to go sign with Suge or something." Picture that, Suge would have him roasting Jay all day. Big J, how far did you get in GTA? How you get a flame thrower on that quick? I blocked the road up with tanks to win that race. Sup J Dolo? Lastly, Jada is bringing it with this man Jae Hood. Hood says, "I've always been little, but I ain't never been bullied, the first person in the hood with a bullet proof hoodie." I'm telling y'all the Roc don't really want it with Double R.

Not a diss, but y'all will get the picture...

"My flows reflect the Good Samaritan cuz I'm the nicest/they similar to a 90 lb. virgin, they the tightest//like an amateur to Lennox Lewis, you don't wanna fight this/but I'm loved like fried chicken, and haters wanna bite this/bustas don't try this, my flows is platinum plated/y'all shit is like Bin Laden, worldwide but hated//like a 90 year old with colon problems, constipated/or Patrick Ewing's contribution to b-ball, overrated//while I'm as smooth as Iverson's cross, I can't be comprehended/or like Shaq 2 feet from the basket, I can't be defended//I peeped yo shit on mixtapes, and that shit was horrendous//animosity everywhere, people beggin me to end it//throw on a beat, and listen to a style that's so smooth/my flows is more enjoyed than a mug of cold booze//y'all flows is like muskets, widely outdated/my shit is like kids and Christmas, highly anticipated//the Muhammad Ali of rap, simply cuz I'm the greatest/my popularity is nationwide and growin unabated//not sayin names, but I shake my head when some of y'all post/gotta run to the bathroom quick, cuz some of that shit is gross..."

Last line: innocent rhyme or subtle stab? Hmmmm...

Big J, I can't tell if that's you, cuz you normally don't use any capital letters, but anyway, I agree about AI. He's definitely in the top 5 of impact players in the league. 6'1" droppin 40+ every thre or our games? THat screams "ALL-STAR!"

The Best, protect ya ass! After they get through whuppin it, ice it down or something or get a special pillow or somethin. But afterwards, it'll be worth it cuz you'll be "J.A.P.A.N." (Get it? J.A.P.A.N.?)

3:16, did the real Harrison Bush ever stand up?

I'm out like Donovizzle McNeezy from the playoffs(eezy). Peace!

YO QOOLOUT THE NEW STYLES COMIN OUT ON MARCH 16.AIGHT-ONE!

im out tha cuntry, i run SQUIRRELS and small rodents over with my truck/ i fry em up and cook em,and take em to the family pot luck/and yet "another" nigga gets in line, wasting my time/ soundin like a pocket full of old pennies, ima rolla new dimes// "kasperm tha squirm", how long it take you to think of that line?/ is that the only word you could think of that could possibly rhyme?/ damn you adolecent, like a failed first grader/ ima Growm Ass Man, flossin makin my paper//a six line diss, nigga that shits more like a poem/ so now you Shakespere on crack?/ bitch it did me no harm/you shoulda kept it to yourself,you coulda saved you some strife/or like Mufasa did for Simba always saving his life// but yet you chose to be a vilian, on the out side lookin in/ we all use to watch cartoons, you know the villian never wins/so now just go sit in the corner and contemplate what you've done,/ i guess we've found another family with a sensitive son.....

just out........

damn hillis, i almost forgot bout you in the present situation/i got the "police" on my dick, and a "wizard" thats hatin/ so whats shakin?, read your last post, had me shittn my draws/ plus the one about a cuntry nigga and big bubbas hogs// just dont think you got me runnin scared off this shit/ i got two niggas clinging hard, but i got room for you on my dick/ but compared to the other niggas, you deserve competition/ thats the only reason my lyrics come in mass repitition// i was playin, i respect your style, but realize its a game/ dont take it personal, but if you feel comfortable you can send shots at my name/ just realize it like Jerry Springer, two sides to a story/ and if you take it past the barrier, Damn this shit can get gory// now lets see, Jeffery Dahmer in the pen, getting raped in the ass/ and those niggas runnin trains got AIDs like everlast/ you must got me mistaken with the only hoe on your track/ i hit you in the back of the throat with a hammer and take my fuckin crown back// i like the "cowardly mush" line, damn that shit had me trippin/ but i dont think a hand could fit in a puss, without it tearin and rippin/ and i think that shit would hurt/ damn near bleedin to death,/ but i hope you got more, that wasnt the only thing left// i hope not, cause if it were, it be a gotdamn shame/i got a bottomless pit of rhymes,circling my brain/ take it eazzy fasheezy nigga, dont get stressed out of wack/ stress leads to heart attacks, and thats common for blacks.//

ummmmmmmm........uhh.... out.

Kasper you stupid fuck...when l said that shit l meant that lts hard to get the attention of peeps on this board.thats why you was playerhatin and and postin as some of these niggaz.But you ride on me l ride on you....fool

my rimes are deep yours are shallow/when l spit you swallow/my thoughts sharper than an arrow/your mind is narrow/nigga you talkin out the wrong end of your gut/you but/that shit is wide coz its used to gettin fucked/for 2 bucks/my thoughts chastise your amature mind/spittin the rime/to ricochet and damage ya spine/nigga you petty as a fart/l whip ya ass before l start/listen up/l grab his neck and l twist him up/look at his bitch and then l ask her,"is this enough"/l'mna laybac and paybac kasper for dissin us./trynna fuck withme/try your luck withme/better duck quickly/before l spank you son/your rimes are second to JD thats where l rank you son.

shout out to Hillis.......

kasper step the fuck down,you aint on my level.

trynna make it fuckn famous,/outa rappin/..spittin lyricks out ya anus/ it wont happen/impatient like a thug in prison/you sick of livin/trynna blowup till you fuck fizzin/motherfucker/see rimes are like wine/they improve with time/you need about a century till you can fuck wit mine./lyrically l blow your mind,like t’n’t/rime better than the combination of three MC’s/you fuckn friendly ghost/after reading my post/you’ll be too scared to hold ya tote/thoh we on opposite coasts./nigga let me take you out,not like a bitch but like trash/wizard comin out flaming/makem dash like damon/its me the potent don/you fuckn pokemon./leave you bloody with thick stains/when l spit game/you eat it and shit flame/you suck dik like jigga did to big kane/like jigga did when big came/l’m lyrically sick man/it don’t take a lot to knock you down/whatya expect when that nigga’s role model is foxy brown.

um,..... wiz,...... what tha hell beat are you using? get a dictionary,....damn. hukd on fonikz werked fer mi.

will be back nigga, i gots work....... (shaking my head)

Lookit Kazper, some reason he-thinks-he-can spar/
An' now the ridicule's incurred, cause he sucks like a porn star/
I'm gettin' rid-of-fools like you each day who bring they own tar/
An' pull the feathers out they ass n' whimper "Here they are," /
Rat-a-tat tat, ya verses thick like thigh fat/
An' they soft and pliant like ya last client/
I see I didn't make a dint in ya ignant bliss/
Can ya read? The bold print says you rap like a princess/
Quote your opponent, that's a great way to dis/
Guess-when you can't hold your own, ya gotta lose control n' piss/
My mother was a sunstone, my youth was sunkissed/
But my father dealt truth with the bones in his fist/
So I got a hard shell, but I strike with with subtlety/
'gainst your Vaseline gel rhymin' Yellow Submarine/
Hella steam you emit, from such a tiny mouth slit/
Like you all backed up, somebody call a proctologist/
"What da fuh, whassat?" small-minded cats like you say, clueless/
Nazi apologists are hella less foolish/

its over.

Q, i used the code that i now know by heart to get all weapons and im on the mission where you take 8-Ball to that boat, failed it 3 times.

Yeah that was me Hillis and i think AI is 5'11-6. And why the fuck do i keep hearing all this bangwagon sayings like "Shaq is the most dominant player" and hes sooooo dominant he gets 20 points and 6 rebounds agame...yeah real special. and all the laker fans i talk to always be like "the lakers will turn it on during the playoffs" well guess what SO DOES EVERY OTHER FUCKING TEAM. and dont be surprised when the Kings beat or come close to beating the Lakers, thats right Big J told yall first hahaha.

Damn and who are wizzard and squirel or whatever the hell? damn kazpers still here? Whats over Steph? Your period? lol calm down you know someone had to say it.

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! Aiyo Q, yeah I see that I have some new "beef". The bad thing about it is that it's a "new comer" to the thread. DAMN "NEW COMERS"!! Also, this niggaz name is Squirrel Police LMAO!! I said that I was goin' to be done spittin', but fuck I have to give dun a piece of my mind.

Aiyo, Check it:

Everything that you have spit, I've addressed previously/ you don't want a lyrical battle, you're wise?, so just leave/ examining my flows like a "detective", but aint "arresting" shit/ I'm THE BEST dun, type my alias while holding shift/ Squirrel Police is pathetic, his rhymes are quickly losing steam/ so quickly the heat rises, flaming him and "his team"/ so supreme/ I reign higher than all of your opponents/ can't figure the kid out cause of mysterious components/ my flows TWICE as nice, my skills TWICE as great/ so while you spit ya metaFOURS I create metaEIGHTS/ so vacate this thread before I'm forced to evict you/ or kick you the fuck out like practicing Ninjitsu/ I spit lines that split domes, leavin' you with an OPEN MIND/ so you can UNDERSTAND your defeat arose from spittin' hopeless rhymes/ I hold divine, liquid sword, Queens slang, my flows are crimes/ leave you in frozen time, interpretating visions I owe the blind/ you have the nerve of labelin' my verses as inane?/ your inaccurate hypothesis of outspittin' me is insane/ you'll have to defeat me on this thread to gain fame/ but your mission's impossible, I'll leave you mentally deranged/ it's a shame/ cause you're a neophite in the game/ but battlin' me, the outcome will forever be the same/ it'll never change/ this "dispute" has concluded before it even began to develop/ Who advised you to challenge me?, you've been lyrically set up/now SHUT UP!!......"NEW COMER"!!

"YOU HAVE JUST LOST"-THE BEST

"you couldn't mute me if ya other alias was Strep Throat"-THE BEST

"Why is the sky blue?, why is water wet?/ Why did Judas rat to the Romans while Jesus slept"-Nas

"Noooo, he's leaving!" "Who, who's leaving?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! ~1~

wizzard,Big j is one of the first five niggz to post on this thread,back in the old school,with greg and them.the first nigga to introduce the words "nas is a poet","nas is deep","jay-z is witty" and all of the over-quoted statements on this post.we was reppin nas bac when he had just "ripped jigga man a new asshole" with stillmatic.we maintained for nas when jigga had made a come-bac with ether and niggz was sayin nas is finished.So you can imagine how l feel when these "Johnny come latelys" is callin me a new comer when they only started repectin nas after they heard ether.lam the rakim of this shit.

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!

First off Wizzard, I wasn't speakin' of you dun. I was only addressing the "federal" nigga Squirrel "Police". And as for you being one of the "first five niggaz" on this thread, WHO GIVES A FUCK!! Trust me wo, if I would have found this thread earlier I would have been posting earlier. Now for Nas, I have been reppin' dun FOREVER!! I've supported this nigga since Main Sources live at the BarBQ back in '91, so basically your statement of niggaz just now liking Nas after "Ether" doesn't pertain to me. Speakin' of others, you're probably of of those niggaz who just copped ILLMATIC because of the beef with "Jaz" or after hearing Stillmatic, and now wants to call "nas a poet"?

"Queens representa, anything else would be absolutely ludacris"-THE BEST

"Don't argue with fools, they scorn the wisdom of your words"-Nas

"Noooo, he's leaving!" "Who, who's leaving?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! ~1~

Best if you wasnt talkin about me,and if you was down wit nas from the very start,then why do you feel l was talkin about you.l was talkin to the nigga that posted askin whose wizzard and whose squirrel police.

believe me dun if l had beef wit you,you'd be the first to know.l'd make it really clear. ---nas on pac-------- "l think like you do,roll with about 2 irons"

"if you ill come get me coz l aint runnin/if ya guns on the hook then we both be gunnin"

"you too feminine to kill again,jail got you soft/you talk but you scared to gobac up north" ----

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! Wizzard this is why I addressed you dun......."So you can imagine how l feel when these "Johnny come latelys" is callin me a 'NEW COMER' when they only started repectin nas after they heard ether.lam the rakim of this shit." I thought you were speakin' of me when you posted that. It's all fam though with me.

"If we battled on a U-Haul truck ya flows still wouldn't move me"-The Best

"Ya arms too short to box with GOD, I don't kill soloists only kill squads"-Nas

"Noooo, he's leaving!" "Who, who's leaving?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! ~1~

yeah its fam dun.l wouldnt disrespect niggaz like you,hillis quoolout etc.l was here before you but now you niggaz is rulin.l aint a hater like kasper the friendly fuck.

l dont know why every time l post steph gotta respond sayin its over. l really dont wanna go at bitches l leave that to eminem.

------"common sense is less common than cents"...wizzard-----

------"my words are food for thought,yours are just an appetiser"..wizzard----

------"

splained the rules but still no fools come close to passed the test/
Is that the "Best" comin', rippin' up his own flesh?/
I wonder why it seem to be he flagellatin' constantly/
displayin' wackness for the world to see, masochisticly/
He thinks he be a gladiata? ya gotta be shittin' me/
He might have game back home in Dekater, but not here facin' me/
Now I gotta do my duty, to set his soul free/
From it's misshapen body, Worst that _I_ ever seen/
You should stick to rapin' dolls, the rappin' games too mean/
Stick to scrawlin' on crappa walls, Commander Keen/
This _real_ rap shit'll eat you up like Skittles,/
find ya soft spot n' spear-it, cause ya lyrics is preteen/

Sitcha dumb ass back down, I ain't through with preaching/
Think before you reach-in, or your life will be fleeting/
This is harsh but true teaching, ya cryin' now, ya repentant?/
You embarass you family every time you click "send it" /
You gotta lotta words, but no talent, just phlegm shit/
Those comebacks you shat, what's wit all dat femme shit/
Dribblin' outta ya mout', next time stop and think about-it/
Can ya really compete? Or will ya rapidly be rout-ed?/
You know your spine'll snap-n'-be a problem if you charge on/
So why continue, does pain give you a hard-on?/
Do ya think ya effete bleats can beat Squirrely's hurled-heat?/
Irons is for curling, not burning your own buttcheeks/

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!

The Best puts down his Electrical Engineering Power Generation text, and shakes his head at Squirrel Police's wack rhymes.

Aiyo, Check it:

You're not prepared, but prepare to get verbally impaired/ this nigga rhymes like he created E=mc squared/ you're not intelligent, so stop the dissertation spits/ fuck a fam, you EMBARASS YOURSELF when hittin' "Submit"/ I bet this fiction cat still reps a jerry curl/ check his name out, he enjoys ARRESTING SQUIRRELS/ and you caused yourself a lyrical catastrophe/ as a result of my microphone mastery/ my flows are never "rehearsed", always spittin' something new/ you couldn't figure out my style if ya name was Nancy Drew/ here's a clue/ my style's considered to be exquisite/ I'm verbally proficient, and you're lyrically deficient/ I'm THE BEST, and there's hardly any doubts or questions/ now your level of envy is headed towards obsession/ I could be wrong based on the way you handle rejection/ you didn't tell 'em how ya moms left you with an erection/ I passed ya TEST with a 100%, DAMN I'M PERFECTION!!/ My lyrics are never biten, but however I'm still hungry/ and eatin' SQUIRRELS for lunch is the only thing to calm me/ You're now trapped, and checkmated by two of my rooks/ battles over, lemme get back to my Engineering book....."NEW COMER" "If you put ya money where ya mouth is my cock would be a millionaire"-Chino XL

"Noooo, he's leaving!" "Who, who's leaving?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! ~1~

wizzard just to go and say you introduced "nas is a poet" and jayz is witty" is kind of lets say childish, i never liked anyone of those terms and people have been saying nas is a poet since illmatic son.

I see the steam has left the engine a little bit. But the train keeps rolling. Thanks a lot Best, Wizzard, and Hillis for keeping this thred alive yall. I know I've haven't been posting a lot. But this only because I don't have much to talk about. I see the battles still going on, Hillis vs. Kazper, The Best vs. the New commer Squirrle. This is getting heated all over. I just herd these new tracks on that Jay-z and R.Kelly album. I think the name is "Best of both worlds" I think! But anyways these guys were playing this one song when I got out my car to go to school. It had this sound similar to the Fiesta beat. And I told the guy to re-play it so I could really listen to it. And I noticed that Jay sounded like Beans on the whole damn song! You know how beans always jumps from bar to bar with the lat ending word. Like "Yall no where to buy it now/Beanie mac I supply it now." Jay rapped on the whole song like that. And that had to be one of the shittiest songs I have ever herd. I am not a Jay-z hater or nothing like that, but that shit was throttal! I think this first Jay-z song where I literally laugh at his lyrics. And I am not talking about a laugh in a funny comedy sort of way. I am talking about I laugh at him with humiliation. If he is talking about being the so called God M.C, then he better come correct with the other tracks on that album. If you have not herd that song yet, then you will be totally surprised at how garbage his delivery was. They have the song at hiphopgame.com also. But that song was throttal in ass hole.

Ask, kazper, he don't want it with H3K...

"Look on the ground, a young squashed roach carcas/the pulse isn't there, so the soul has departed//of all the humans who stomp roaches, I stomp the hardest/and of all niggas not close to my level, kazper is the farthest//1 roach, 2 roaches, 3 roaches, 4/in just 10 minutes, 40 million more//a bunch of kazper's family members flattened on the floor/no pity for this bitch, and I'm runnin up the score//yo lyrics come in mass repetition cuz you ain't got shit to say/if this is a game then your team don't get to play//since I started this rap shit, I been doin it the longest/why tangle with The Don? I been doin this the strongest//you got a bottomless pit of rhymes? son, you need to keep em there/and take your earlier spits with you, and never tell us where//tell your ghost he's gettin sloppy, and repeatin shit twice/and sorry, kazper, your ghost told me he's jackin up the price//how does H3K know someone else was rappin in ya posts?/well, son, the king over here used to write for ya ghost//but I had to cut him off, cuz he bit the hand that fed him/so under a rundown apartment buildin is where my rejection led him//he's writin lyrics for a young and inexperienced roach/I'm D-1, kazper, you usin a middle school coach!//I'm at the top of the Empire State Building, lookin down on you/while the other folks in this thread simply frown at you//stressed out from you, kazper? Hardly/it's like a parapalgic on Vince Carter, no way you can guard me//so kazper, I gotta dip, so leave me alone, sucka/Oh no, he's leaving! Who? H3K, muphukas..."

The Best, how bout that last line???

I'm out like like them first two bitches from Destiny's Child. Peace!

Hillis, that had to be one of your best flows thus far. The joint had me rolling. DG, you know who you are; don't be a Stan. And wizard, I'm not trying to start nothing wit ya, you got my respect. Y'all see the name Qool- Out? It means I try to chill and relax; I just wanna cool out. Plus the real name starts with a Q. Anyway wiz, you weren't hardly one of the 1st 5 dogg. And do you really think people are biting you when they say Nas is a poet or that Jay has wit? Holla

Big j and Qoolut l aint sayin peeps are bitin when they say nas is a poet or j has wit.lam sayin l have made a significant contribution to the vocabulary on this board and for me to come bac here and post then get ignored completely is shall we say "long".

Big J lam addressing you directly...if you think lam childish for claimin my dues then you ought to try thinking with your head.....thats what the rest of us think with.

And l aint cowerin if you wanna bring it then bring it.

shout out to Qoolout and all the real niggaz up in here.

.

wiz you saying you brought stuff like nas is a poet to this board is childish thats like me saying that i brought the word faggot to the board.

LMFAHO!!!!!!!!.....Big J......you obsessed aint you..LMFAO.

let me try and explain it one last time.

When l said l pioneered those statements l meant that before l made them,niggaz was tryin to decide who was a better rapper nas/jay-z or who would win the beef.so by using those words (which l didnt necessarily invent)l was sayin that its not possible to define who is better because their styles are different.l just clarified shit for niggaz.

so big j if you ever go on a thread where people keep talkin about "men who fuck men/men who get fucked by men" and you give them the word faggot.,and they accept it and start usin it.(And flood your inbox with,"respect,word,etc")Its not your word,but its your contribution.you deserve recognition for it.Maybe they knew it but just hadnt thought of it.

oh you aint feelin me,fine/it costs you nothin pay me no mind.--jay-z

I hear a little sarcasim in the voice! I sense a battle on the rise!

I find it funny. You claim to brought those two popular, but annoying phrases to the old board yet i remember it was a dude named A. Betito who did the "nas is a poet" bull but im not going to make a big deal out of it.

"The solar system stand still Gods listen when I speak the world pay attention it's Capital J"-Me from P

"What's wrong with motherfuckers, When will the ever learn Keep playin with that fire, And that ass is gettin burned"-Vita

I can't stop...

"kazper, why test The Don when you lack the potential?/you stay at the same level while my growth is exponential//I'm fit to rule the world, I got excellent credentials/rippin through the friendly bitch without an instrumental//check it, I been blessed by God, but He simply cursed you/everybody in the thread knows what a kazper verse do//it make you laugh or shake you head and on occasion puke/picture a high school guard tryin to hold Jason Williams of Duke//that's the image you get of kazper vs. Hillis/I guess we know what idiot doesn't have a village//yeah, I stole your line, you was usin it wrong/I improved your old flow while you tried on your boyfriend's thong//the reason I shred your soul is cuz my vocab is extensive/and the price you pay when fuckin with me is simply too expensive//I got a plethora, a myriad, and a multitude of disses/did kazper tell everybody here how he sits down when he pisses?//Oops! Did I let the proverbial cat out of the bag?/are you now gonna be the laughingstock of all your fudgepackin fags?//Sorry bout that, shawty, please forgive me like Jesus/I promise I want reveal anymore of your secrets//like the time you sucked the dicks of the members of the Taliban/or about your late night rendez-vous with the Tossed Salad Man//Oops...I...did it again!/I exposed your for the bitch you are, and left you with no friends//your dignity is gone, never to return/see what happens when you fuck with Hill? he makes your soul burn..."

Another masterpiece to add to the repertoire...

HELL YEAH! GO PATRIOTS! I bet somebody $5 that the Rams would not win the Super Bowl. It was lookin ugly for me, but them Pats pulled it out and saved my ass! Yeah, boyeeeeeeeeeee!

wizzard, nothin personal, but how come you use "1" to replace "I?"

I'm out like time for the Rams in Super Bowl 36. Peace!

ATTENTION.l will have to put aside some of the minor beef l had so as to address some real issues.this thread is dying because all of the jay-z fans have been punked and there is no significant support for that cat.can l just remind y'all that nas does not have the character and charisma of a "King of NY" neither does he have the credibility,so his reign on the top will be short like lepracons.all that kid has is his mic skills.and even those tend to be rather 1 dimensional. c'mon y'all this nigga too soft.everytime he speaks in interviews he's on some humble michael jackson type shit.trynna be innocent and play the good guy.he doesnt want to be critisized thats why his career has been such a mess.l repeat he is soft and every time niggaz critisize him he tries to change to please them.Jigga on the hand doesnt let people control him.he gives you what he wants to give you and if you dont like it,pay him no mind.niggaz have called dun "pop" but he still brings it and sells mo albums than nas.

hillis l do that coz l am too lazy to hit the shift key when typing i.

yo "BEST", you studying Electrical Engineering? where at? Shit we got a lil som thing in common. i just got out of school for Micro Mins (Micro Miniature Computer Component Repair) how far do you got b4 completion?

oh and i have to say props on yo shit, you gave it to the squirrel cop....

hillis come her puppy,..... thats a good boy,.....awww,.....he's a good boy isn't he? yes he is,....

i fuck your whole system up, like you swallowed a spoon fulla napalm,/ is you insured? need to call them niggas at State Farm?/ i lace school busses with car bombs, they send a search party to look for your body and find two thumbs and a palm//half a knee cap, and your right eye lid/ plus a note explaining all the other bull shit crimes i did/you're a born loser, your moms should be ashamed of what she's done/slapped her pussy with a ruler for thinking of havin a son// cause your'e a hard headed, spoiled rotten summa-ma-gun/ gave you props on that verse, now you claim you tha "one"/ or is you mad cause i dicked your girl, and she left you alone/ and had you at the corner store paging, callin Tyrone//and what the fuck is up with you and all these cockroach jokes?/you still on that shit?, i left that shit alone two posts' ago/DAMN DUN,..... just let it go,/ id rather hear you talkin shit bout me fucking your hoe//and you was on the Empire state building til i pushed your ass off/ a hundred and sumthin fuckin floors and you hit the ground soft/ what that make you Adrian?....... a plush ass boy?/ a $3.99 McDonalds happy meal toy?//maybe one of them faggoty little gay tele-tubbies?/ i guess you can learn alot from a crash test dummy/ or maybe not since yo pussy ass just wont stop/ you feel good since you made an apprentice out of that damn squirrel cop//you's a senseless ass nigga, fightin for someone else turf/ im like Gargomel nigga, and you 1/2 Baby Smurf/i get Grammys and Ebony awards for the shit i voice/ you get most improved certificates from Nickelodeons Viewers Choice// compare me like Mike Tyson and Glass Jaw Jones/ i aint gon nibble on your ear, but i'll break a few bones/ grab you by your nostrils and throw you gainst the wall/ you short like a midget sittn on a nickel, and im 6 feet tall//i should leave you alone nigga, you dont want no more drama/havin niggas lookin for you like Bush got Osama/ Hemmed up in a cave prayin to God/ " please Lord,.... i didnt know he'd take it this far."//

done

wiz,.... you need to unplug your brain, and come out of hyper mode/ b4 a nigga put you face first on the yellow brick road/get the scarecrow and the lion, have them runnin straight though ya/ i aint gon let them know you got whooped by six oompa loompas// damn my bad,... thats the wrong movie, kinda got me confused/ but im sure it was six of them lil short fuckers that left you there bruised./i helped you, took you to the Emerald hospital and got you stitched up/ then i caught you fuckin one of those flyin monkeys in tha butt// that why i cant fuck with you dog, you on some other shit/i aint got no mini saddle, why you ridin my dick/you and the Rescue Ranger's cousin the " squirrel police"/ but he in it with "THA BEST",so i'll take a seat//but you young nigga,... take a seat in the rear,/ naw,... get the fuck up,.....get the phuck outta here/ i forgot your over-rated and under-aged./ im 85 grand a year,..... your'e minimum wage//ima full course breakfast, your'e Snap, Crackle, Pop/ima green light nigga, while you still reading S....T...O...P/see,.... looky there took you to long to read that last word/ i bet you didn't get it either, damn this shit is absurd/they need to make niggas take tests' before buyin computors,/ they need to assign your ass a teacher, some homework and a tutor// you need to grow a lil more before you post here again/ and dont think just cause you rappin, everybody's your friend/just breath in,.........hold it,....... now dont let go./ id rather you pass the fuck out,than to read your shit once mo,//

done

Lookit mumblemout', mash drippin' out, frustration outlet/
Bent n' bashed, been outclassed, guess he ain't figged out yet/
Watchin' dudes whip they ass makes me like voe-ur/
Least they got attitude, beggin' please for moe-ur/
This instruction to save you from embarrassin': /
Open ya mouth wide n' stick ya whole fist in/
Cause where Squirl assaults, hope grows distant/
With nonexistent skills challenged, the "Best" is stressed like Falun Gong/
Stretchin' in pajamas, while my tanks roll on/
He spits some shit out like a Llama, I flatten him and go on/
I've been watchin' ya weak ass for long, you still singin' the same song/
You babblin' shit shoddily, betta practice 'fore ya battlin' me/

Quality is my commodity, ya words don't botha me/
Like a pissin' chimpanzee, you splashin' innefectively/
So I smoke you like grass n' pass you to the right/
N' while I'm with the Titans clashin, you home in bed wettin up the night/
Self-control? You lack this, which brings me to a practice that don't smell right: /
Your tactic of repeatin' loosely shit that used-be tight/
Stop switchin' my attacks, bitch n' find your own/
Reversin' mine makes _you_ look, ass behind, alone/
I stand, soul surviva, intelli-gent like MacGuyver/
No scratches, dings or dents, untouchable, all blades is bent
Look down - now your flesh-is-rent, a failed emcee spec-i-men/
P.S: that means 'a fuckin mess, you didn't learn your lesson' /

(dang, I love shuttin' 'em down...)

squirrel,................................................... (Laughing),.....(shaking my head)...............stop,....just stop, you suck,................................................................. ...........big floppy donkey dick, you just suck.

Keep it up, kazper. Just because you can't compete with lyric doesn't mean you can't continue to dis me. though your insults sound funny comin' from you, since you the one who's (wisely) kept your silence with me for the past three days, though you haven't stopped snapping at others. Since you never responded, one can only think you're to scared to jump back in the ring. Oh yeah, and in case you decide to use the age-old copout and claim that I'm "not worth it" or something...

*smug grin*

What up? Where my dogg LOX and the rest of y'all? LOX, I gotta get that Styles CD; I didn't know he could flow as good as he can. Jada coming with another one in May, then Sheek and then another L.O.X. CD. Hillis, this joint was tight "how does H3K know someone else was rappin in ya posts?/well, son, the king over here used to write for ya ghost," lol. This man kasper got beef with, what, like 3 people? I remember at one time Hillis had it with about 4 or 5. Thanx to all who give me props for shuttin' Manny down (send him a wire, we ridin' again) but Hillis (and others)took it to him too. To wizzard, I don't agree with what you said about Nas, but I respect your opinion. For real, most if not all artist want to please the public. You say Nas does not want to be criticized, but tell me who does. And you say Jigga doesn't care about what other people think? FALSE. He was feeling Foxy before. Why isn't he helping her now. And what happen to Amil? He had to be feeling her or he would not have put out her CD, but now she is dismissed? When it comes to being loyal (from my point of view, because I don't know the man) he fails. This is not a loyal man. You think he would be coming at Nas again if he didn't care what people said. He took that L. If he didn't care what people said he would call Nas today and say, "let's squash it." He'd get clowned if he did that and these are just a few examples of him caring what people say. Speaking of "Ether" somebody tell me if this is true. Rusell Simmons is from Queens and he ran Def Jam, and that is why Nas says that line about "ask Rusell Simmons." Am I the only one that missed that, lol? Now, Squirrel Police, I gotta ask where did you get that name? I'm not trying to clown you, but when I read the name "Squirrel Police," I start laughing. Seriously, is there a story behind it or something? Big J, did you pass that part yet? It took me awhile too, but you got the codes, so just use that bazooka, and how do you start making the car shake when the hookers get in? All they do is take my funds, lol. Holla

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!

Damn, this Emcee Hammer ass nigga still wants to battle. Fuck, leave me alone dun!!

Aiyo, Check it:

I'm lyrically possessed from QUEENS to New Orleans/ equipped with violent verses that brutalizes this POLICE/ murderous words and verbal gunplay is what I spit/ rhymes straight from the dome, the dictionary's your kit/ who spittin' more lyrical fire iller than mine/ I'm the square root of 81 cause I carry two nines/ that'll lace ya external, leave ya soul hard to find/ this is reality not MACGUYVER, aint no pressin' rewind/ you just another challenger that is waistin' my time/ SO ANXIOUS for ya defeat, are you sure GINUWINE?/ they didn't warn you that the kid's a lyrical mind tackler/ kickin' REAL KNOWLEDGE that'll leave ya frontal lobes fractured/ I have a feelin' that those verses were towards someone else/ think you slick by quotin' "Best", it's a shame on yaself/ Quality huh? well ya lyrics are dyin' for some endurance/ With those bars I hope you have QUALITY death insurance/ disastrous is a perfect term to describe ya flow/ you more fake than the background on the Letterman show/ it's obvious you're on a mad hunt to capture my throne/ it's an impossible feat when you're lyrically ALONE/ go ahead and spill ya guts to the rest of the vets/ you purchased a CASPER so you can try and defeat THE BEST/ I'm a proffesional spitter, check out my emceein' degree/ if you had diabetes you still wouldn't be iller than me/ now nigga don't feel sorry cause I despise takin' pity/ you mad I spotted ya fraudalant ass out like fake titties/YOU SHITTY......"NEW COMER"!!

Hillis and Kazper nice battlin', keep that shyt up niggaz. "Noooo, he's leavin'!" "Who, who's leavin'?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!~1~

"no forms of weakness I flow for vengeance"-AZ

I just wanted to reply to what Qool question was. Russel is a queens native and as far as I know Russel still runs Def Jam. I think the reason Nas said that was because Russel is kinda responsilble for Roc- a-fella getting off thier feet. If you notice when Jay-z first came out he did that In my Lifetime song. Well that whole video was paid by Def Jam. You will also notice that on his first album it has Def Jam/Roc-a-fella. And they helped produce his albums all the way up to I think his vol.3 album. I think Jay was putting down everybody in queens, in some of his and Nas addressed it in either. Kinda of a wake up call. That the person who got you on your feet is a native of queens. I am not sure positive 100%, but that could be a real reason. You can take it with a grain of salt but it is a strong theory. I will make a sout out to all the regulars on this board, that remain.

lam trynna build up some support for jigga here,so nas fans lamna have to tread on your toes so bring your steel toe boots.

Q lam feelin ya about J aslo being soft,but l think he's just got a weaknes for bitches.But when J went pop with his 2nd 3rd etc albums,niggaz critisized him,but he was man enough to keep doin his thing regardless.nas doesnt have that strength.he tried to go pop then when niggaz dissed him he went bac and changed his style.when nas came into this shit people branded him the next raakim.thats not what he wanted,he wanted to be a rich rapper even if it meant going pop or claimin.he even said on illmatic that he had dreams of husslin and pushin weight.when he started to live out his dreams niggaz dissed and he cowered.Thats why the roots said (when they were criticised for performin with J)fans need to drop that "high and mighty attitude".coz we all in this for the john doe.illmatic went platinum about the same time as stillmatic (his first and his latest).l am,which niggaz said was pop sold 470 000 in the first week.nas obviously never planned to return the illmatic nasty,it was the critisizm that made him do it.lam not sayin that its bad for nas to go bac to his illmatic roots.l am just sayin whats he gonna sing about in his next album (politics quickly gets boring).there might not be a jay-z beef to boost his sales.nigga has no vision.if he goes bac to singin popular music he's gonna look very confused,and nas doesnt want that...(he might get back on the bottle if he gets critisized).

lastly. HOT97 Interview: Nas:"l think you need to go out of the studio for a while and come back when you've got something to say,instead of just making party records...umm uh uh,l mean theres nothin wrong with party records,theyre good,theyre good party records....."

stupid fuck stop trippin over yourself.stop jumping to the defence before you even been accused.say what you feel and stand up for it."niggaz are going pop and thats bad." you gutless turd.

"--your heart pump project kool aid ya sweet---"J (the real big J)

kasper you the little lame ass that’s always askin what beat l flowed it to.like real lyricists cant flow without a beat.The take overbeat.

Hey little trash-per you aint ready to flow,the wizzard’s too strong y’know.

call yourself a rapper when you are phony as fools gold/you nothing but an actor you aint makin moves yo/mad coz l rime twice as well as you do/ask your punk assholic self who the hell your true to/you make me sick to the anus /feelin larger than Uranus/l met lame rappers before but bitch you be the lamest/Beggers aint choosers/punk,will you excuse us/it aint my fuckn fault you grew up to be a loser/my rimes and the Koran are like spiritual sisters/step aside pass the pen l scroll lyrical pictures/runnin thru the parkinlot sippin fuel from gas tankz/so l can spitfire and melt this niggas breast implants/if it rained knowledge you’d be as dry as a bone/turn into a crackhead trynna be as high as my throne/who plays the woman, is it you or is it Elton john/,heard you faggots on the phone sayin “..that felt ‘the bomb’….”/as long as kasper is around make sure your belt is on/that faggot maniac,dunno what kinda X he’s on/you wanna ‘shake that ass for Elton,go ahead l wont spoil it/but quit peepin at men pissin in public toilets/yeah tru l fucked some Indian and even white chicks/while kasper stay suckin on Elton John’s wrinkled white dick/how did your mom give birth to a retard for enquiry’s sake/had her ovaries passed their expiry date/was there a sale at the sperm bank,substandard shit/was she fucked by Brotherman from ‘Martin’ then he abandoned ship/upstairs fifth floor half a grand to hit/you’re a green light nigga lam still reading stop/that means lam red hot/youre……. Green with envy/run to your ghost writer sayin…please defend me/watchin the teletubbies and nigga’s steady jerkin/then he switched to shrek coz that’s nolonger working/GET ZIPPED UP IN PLASTIC YOU FAGGOT BASTARD.

Bitch………don’t make me do this again.

The real Big J is right here son and dont forget it son.

Now for something worth talking about other than this punk ass wizzard

Q, I havent been playing and i havent got past it and i forgot all about the bazooka. and those trunks at that part are tight, ima park one in my garage.

does anyone know if the RR VOL 3 is any good? does anyone know if there are any other tight CD's out? everything is all fucking pop these days my 31 cd collection is dying.

This nigga is still tryin me?

"kazper, we've established that you're dickless, so you couldn't have dicked my girl/but you might have performed cunningulus, the tongue lick and twirl//and shit, I ain't got no problem wit it, I like bi- sexuals/two tongues is better than one on H3K's testicles//callin you a roach is like callin you a bitch/or callin you "kazper," they can easily be switched//so yes, cowardly ROACH, I'm gon keep remindin you of ya species/and rippin you a new one, and leavin yo ass weak- kneed//and as far as repetition goes, I'm not the only one/how many times you gon use that line about a sensitive son?//better to be a sensitive son than an emotional daughter//a crybaby ass bitch, and that's only for starters/not to mention a soft-hearted bastard with no lyrical respect/you battlin the wrong man, and you about to get chin-checked//so everybody, daddy's little girl is over here gettin fucked/but kazper, you enjoyin the shit, and you swallowin all the nut//nasty muthafucka, compare yaself to Gargomel?/the only pussy Gargomel saw was his damn cat Asriel/and remember: Gargomel could never catch the Smurfs/so you compared yaself to a loser that had no chance since his birth//but I'm a winner, young soldier, like the Pats versus St. Louis/respected thread-wide, and my mic skills is proven//kazper, say a prayer to our G...O...D.../take my advice you need to S...T...O...P..."

Sigh. Niggaz stuck on stupid...

I'm out like a homerun hit by Barry Bonds. Peace!

Man, y'all lunchin, lol. H-Wood, cuz who was telling me about that line was saying something similar to what you are saying. The gist of it was (according to him) Russell ran (or still runs) Def Jam. Thus Jay should not even try to take it to a Queens resident because a Queens resident is his boss. I don't know how true all that is but if it's fact than that makes "Ether" that much more real, harder, funnier, etc. Wizzard, I didn't say Jay was soft. I just said he DOES care what people say, just like Nas does, just like you care what people say about you and I care what peeps say about me. I already gave you the proof. And here is more: He came back with "Super Ugly." From what I heard, the public said Nas won. So you know what Jay did? He got another joint out. No bull, I just heard it today, I think it's called "You know," but I'm not sure. Anyway, it's yet another attempt to win the battle (which he started) which peeps say he lost. If he didn't care about the public's opinion he would chill and say "I got the last word." LOL, one line says, "You should have Hov's son on your belly," lol. And what male doesn't have a weakness for the females. Jay ain't the only one with that problem because the same could be said about me or Clinton, or Jesse Jackson. I don't really know if all the stuff you said about Nas was fact or if it was just how you feel. Anyway, you want to put out what you think people want to hear, that is just common sense; so if he did change back and forth for that reason, I understand that. All that you say about he wasn't man enough and he was dissed and he cowered, I'll just say "you are entitled to your opinion." As far as "politics quickly gets boring," I gotta disagree with that 100%. I feel it's the bling bling bull that gets boring. And which are you saying, going back to illmatic boosted his sales or the Jay beef? First you say one that you say it's the beef that helped. Nas has no vision? Again, I disagree with you. Big J, I spoke on the RR 3 CD already. It's worth getting, but people like Luda are on there messing it up, if you ask me. But my man Jada is bringin it. Steph, I know you ain't let cuz run you off the joint, did you? Hillis, that part about "they could easily be switched," was funny, dogg. I leave you all with one of Jada's rhymes. "I'ma call y'all the "woulda kids"/ never there when it pop off, but always talk about what you woulda did." LOL, How many of us know woulda kids? LOL, holla

Qoolout, you will forever be my nigga, but Jadakiss is not that impressive to me. I mean, Kiss The Game Goodbye. And I will never forgive that nigga for, "Who's the best since BIG ain't here? (hmmm, still 2Pac?) Y'all will know the answer when Kiss ain't here... NEGRO PLEASE! I know that's ya boy, Qool, but what did you say when you heard that NONSENSE? I ain't gon front, Kiss ain't complete boo boo, but some cats be on him like he's just this underrated MC with skills out the wazoo, and I just be like, he's an above average lyricist with acceptible flow. I personallt like Sheek more. And oh God, Styles! If that nigga sells more than 15 albums by himself it will be a miracle of Biblical proportions. All right I guess y'all can tell I don't like The Lox... Anyway, GTA 3 had this commercial the other day that got my dick hard. I had to call my girl for some relief. Her and kazper came over and immediately hit they knees... Naw, seriously, Qoolout and Big J, y'all need to mail me y'all PS2s and ya game so I can play. I'll mail em back! I promise... Big J, I told you them Lakers can turn it on whenever. See how we just took the Mavs heart? But Big J (and everybody else), by the end of the season, do you think Jordan will be in the top 5 players in the league? I think so. That nigga took like the 2nd worst team in the league and has instantly made them an NBA Finals contender. Think about it. They're in the East, and they have a legitimate chance to run it as soon as Jordan gets back into shape. Remember, Malone and Stockton are still straight, so Jordan can do it. Plus, everybody else will be used to Mike and they'll be meshing beautifully. Hey, Q, one can only hope about yo Wiz, though. And what about yo Redskins? I think Steve Spurrier's bubble will be burst quick. I ain't hatin on yo Skins, but I don't think Spurrier's success at FLA will translate into success in the NFL, especially considering he can't win on talent alone like he did in FLA. But if he does succeed, then hey, good for him. Bringing back funny standups, y'all seen Martin Lawrence's You So Crazy, right? Remember this?

"I remember when we used to swing on the monkey bars? Remember that?" "Yeah, I remember. I was just tryin to be good at what I do." "Yeah, you also LOOKED good..." "What?" "You used to wear these tight lil red shorts that used to ride all up in yo ass. You still got them shorts?" "What the fuck my shorts got to do with anything?!"

Classic shit. All right, this for my nigga Big J since he like to quote Big E. HA! "Call the coroner! It's gonna be a lot of slow singin and some flower bringin if my burglar alarm starts ringin..." Where that from, yo?

I'm out like Tampy Bay with a coach. Peace!

"Oh My God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!

Ignorance-the wackness of Wizzards post tryin' to rep Jay Z.

Face it dun, Jay "Over" is deceased, Ether has burned his soul. I am not going to argue with you because you are entitled to your opinion. I found out that tryin' to convince someone that Jay "Over" lost the battle to Nas is just like tryin' to convince a Pac fan that Biggie was better than him....IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!

Aiyo but check this out, I have a site where Nas's baby moms's Carmen rips Jay Z a new asshole....YEAH THAT'S RIGHT SHE DISSES THE SHYT OUT OF HIM!!!! This is the link: http:/digilander.iol.it/bsktgen/carmen.wma

One last thing, has anyone heard from Steveina(3:16)LMfuckingAO!! That "holiday" dun is on must be a British thing cause that's the longest "holiday" I've ever known of. Or did my verse "evict"(hint S. Police) his ass. Until next post...."Noooo, he's leaving!" "Who, who's leaving?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! ~1~

"All men are created equal, some are just prettier"-Konceited, Kappa Alpha Psi Fraternity Inc. YO YO.....WHAT HILLIS?!!

The Best, you always have been and always will be a muthafuckin fool!!! I ain't exactly agree with all wizzard was sayin about Jay and Nas, but I still think Jay is better, and he definitely hasn't lost. I'm tellin you, lots of people gon be impressed that Jay fucked Nas' baby mama, and I know for any guy that done ever had a bitch, that shit ain't just water under Nas' bridge. But it's whatever, y'all know I don't give a fuck about Jay or Nas. I'm all about Pac, BIG, and Da South. But speaking on frats...

"no gay ass Sigmas" - The Best "Gay Phi Gay" - my nigga at UTC "Kappa Alpha Why?" - anonymous

Who does that leave? The best muthafuckas (no, not The Best, muthafuckas). You know who they are...

Another thing, back when we were beefin, I wanted to note one of Nas' collabos, but it was counterproductive cuz the dude was from the South AND Jay had done a collabo with him, too. But what you know about your boy Escobar doing a song with Master P-E-N-I-S? LOL. Ain't that some shit?

I'm out like Steph from this thread. Peace!