Who's The Foxiest Rock Critic?

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (545 of them)

oh WAY TO GO DAVE

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Diablo, you bastard, keep my dad out of this.
He looks like that, I swear. This does not bode well for my days as an octagenarian.

― philip sherburne (philip sherburne), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

GREATER THAN!

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

DAMN YOU MODERATORS!

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus H. Daver, just do the i shortcut thing.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Alex, is that Craig Wedren?

― philip sherburne (philip sherburne), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

haha GREATEST XPOST EVER

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

NOT MARTIN MULL:

http://www.tvtome.com/images/people/2/5/20-10397-sm.jpg

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Phil, that is.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www3.estart.com/stores/media/bald.jpg

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

SUCK IT NED:

http://www2.onunterhaltung.t-online.de/dyn/c/07/95/98/795980,tid=d.jpg

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

El Diablo has disturbed me greatly.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

clem bastow?

― mullygrubber (gaz), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

well i hope sara has learned her lesson

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

PinUpGolf.com?

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)

BigBarkley!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

http://a1259.g.akamai.net/f/1259/5586/1d/images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10040000/10040337.jpg

― philip sherburne (philip sherburne), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

"clem bastow?"

ha ha yes!! Plus she has dodgy rock star pick-up cred (The Darkness!!!)

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.io.com/~jgjones/tetley/images/conrad.jpg

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 02:06 (twenty-two years ago)

oh conraid bain

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 02:07 (twenty-two years ago)

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I so wish I still had pics of me when I shaved my head in college.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.northernstars.ca/media1/bain.jpg

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, wait, here's one:

http://www.nf.sympatico.ca/promo/images/big/celebs_gordonjump200.jpg

Alex, if you can find a MODOK pic, I'll luv you 4evah.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Or Armin Zola. I'm not hard to please.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.tvtome.com/images/people/19/5/82-20266.jpg

― Broheems (diamond), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Did you know he actually made a record?

― Broheems (diamond), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.rockcritics.com/ced_daft_chuck.jpg

Hot.

http://www.rockcritics.com/Father-Charley-Crespo.jpg

Not.

― s woods, Tuesday, 6 April 2004 02:18 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.toysfortots.org/images/gmcleod.gif

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

strongo sez: "post-rock cricketing"

this sounds like it would be the most boring sport ever. even more so than curling!

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

the upside is lots of time for drinking between innings

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

not that i need an excuse for that

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

also, post-rock cricketing probably has a lot of player/referee arguments.

i believe this new sport needs a thread of its own.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 02:27 (twenty-two years ago)

BLOODY FOXY

― Wayne Sophtenwrong, Tuesday, 6 April 2004 02:28 (twenty-two years ago)

haha does stylus really have a feature called "ask a girl"? god, that really speaks volumes.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 02:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, we are NOT talking shit about curling. It's the baseball of the Winter Olympics! The pacing is exquisite! And they use squeegees (sic)!

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 02:34 (twenty-two years ago)

where's the shit talking on curling? its like golf, combined with bowling... on ice!!!

if anything, im making fun of post-rock cricketing. clearly, their governing body needs to work on the sport's image problem.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 02:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I cannot, under any circumstances, encourage the dating of jerk-wads

my neighbor's parents used to curl. at hockey practice we would use the rocks instead of pucks.

― keith m (keithmcl), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 02:59 (twenty-two years ago)

My god, I leave this thread for two days and we've gone from sexy rock critics to curling. Amazing! Actually, my housemate is a big curling fan because he's from Minnesota but has a Canadian identity crisis. He even has a Canadian satellite hooked up to watch all the curling he can get. He can't get enough, it's out of control! (The cool benefit to this is getting to watch more SCTV though, that is, if I understood how to work his television. I need an engineering degree for that).

The troll legs in action was a funny idea that I got while drunk. That was an arty pic taken by Maria. Now that I'm sober, I still think it was a good idea and I love the bald html-ing that came after that. Scott is right, I can't bowl properly. Because I'm a midget, I could not fit my midget hands around the bowling balls or barely lift them, even the nine-pounders. (That sounds kind of pervy there). Where were the children's sizes? So I had to just drop and roll. I also want to say that 9 out of 10 Short Troll Legged Girls agree that 1966-styled mini dresses and control top black tights are always a slimming option.

JoJo Dancer: That's a blast from the past. I still don't believe it was Charles Aaron. I loved reading it though.

Tall boys/short girls: Since I'm short, all boys look tall next to me, so it's not like I go out of my way to find tall boys or vice versa. My current boyfriend is pretty regular (5'8" or 5'10"). I admire the long legs of tall boys because I don't have them and I like having someone around to reach things and change my lightbulbs. But getting rejected by tall boys is the worst, because you're like, all standing on tiptoe and shouting up to their ears at a loud rock show or whatever, and when they refuse to stoop down or turn in just a little, you know they hate your guts. I have an affection for cute short boys because it's nice to have someone to share an umbrella with. In my experience, umbrella-sharing starts more fights among couples than damn near anything else.

As for Rob Sheff, I've met the dude, like three times in my life, and I'd estimate him at being at least 6'5" only because I have guy friends who are at his height (and yes, they crouch down to listen to me at rock shows and otherwise). I think even if he wanted to date a woman anywhere near as tall as he is, he'd have to hang out with the WNBA or something, so I don't think he's chasing shorties is on purpose (or even vice versa). (I once joked that he and David Fricke should start a Rock Critic Basketball Team). Anyway, I'm totally underqualified at explaining who or what RS dates, I'm saying that this might be the dilemma that extremely tall men face. And also, many tall women I've met are both mean and crazy, unlike nice and crazy, which can be workable. Maybe they are just mad because tall dudes dis them for short girls.

Onward! More funny pictures! Give me something to look at as I avoid work.

― Sara Sherr, Wednesday, 7 April 2004 02:51 (twenty-two years ago)

four months pass...

I dunno if this is due to foxiness, but I am starting to get a weird obsession with Ultragrrrl. I saw her at some club when I was in NY for Siren and I'm, just...

I can't think of a single thing she's written in SPIN or her blog or has said on TV that has any value whatsoever. Any. I might be in a glass house, here, but...

god she's kinda hot! inexplicability is kind of a turn-on.

short girls will be the death of me.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 21 August 2004 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know if there are any flat out foxy rock critics though. The ones who write in a wild, hair-tossing manner (the essence of fox) also get REALLY nerdy at the same time. It's kind of no win.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 21 August 2004 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Skipping 445 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.