he's right!
― Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 16 September 2010 17:47 (fourteen years ago) link
Courtney Love OTM though. Can someone get her to post here?
― Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 16 September 2010 17:48 (fourteen years ago) link
still think PRR should just drop the reviewing the reviews schtick and just do the long entries about random stuff he does
― (markers)___(/O_O)-☞___ (markers), Thursday, 16 September 2010 17:52 (fourteen years ago) link
lol @ Pitchfork being sonned by indie grammar cowboy
― Dr. Lol Evans (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 16 September 2010 17:55 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm pretty burnt out on music writing these days but still check PRR and usually skim it
― (markers)___(/O_O)-☞___ (markers), Thursday, 16 September 2010 17:56 (fourteen years ago) link
If this had been 20 years ago and Pitchfork had been around then, Courtney would have been on her knees in the bathroom blowing this kid if he'd said "yes" to the “YOU WRITE FOR PITCHFORK?!” question.
― Position Position, Thursday, 16 September 2010 18:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Man, this new functional SB button is GREAT
― Eejit Piaf (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 September 2010 18:17 (fourteen years ago) link
I mostly hate Courtney but accusing her of blowing journalists is um, going a bit too far
― Dr. Lol Evans (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 16 September 2010 18:20 (fourteen years ago) link
she fucks rock STARS not journalists dontchaknow
― Dr. Lol Evans (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 16 September 2010 18:21 (fourteen years ago) link
― (markers)___(/O_O)-☞___ (markers)
you read this site?
― ('_') (omar little), Thursday, 16 September 2010 18:31 (fourteen years ago) link
ILX or PRR? I read both
― (markers)___(/O_O)-☞___ (markers), Thursday, 16 September 2010 19:00 (fourteen years ago) link
I doubt anyone would get down on their knees and blow somebody to get a good notice on ILX, for one thing.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 16 September 2010 19:04 (fourteen years ago) link
i bet more BJs have resulted from the existence of ILX than PF, though
― some dude, Thursday, 16 September 2010 19:07 (fourteen years ago) link
why do you think they call it "giving Ned"?
― some dude, Thursday, 16 September 2010 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link
loooooool
― (markers)___(/O_O)-☞___ (markers), Thursday, 16 September 2010 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link
omg
― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 16 September 2010 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link
*clap, clap, clap*
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 16 September 2010 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link
― some dude, Thursday, September 16, 2010 3:07 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― some dude, Thursday, September 16, 2010
how do you sleep at night?― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 12 October 2007 19:03 (2 years ago) Bookmark
― strongohulkingtonsghost, Thursday, 16 September 2010 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link
heavens!
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 16 September 2010 19:17 (fourteen years ago) link
ilx glory hole
― her lover who appeared to come from her behind on a car (KMS), Thursday, 16 September 2010 19:27 (fourteen years ago) link
Cannot believe you guys don't read PRR when there are brilliant insights like these ALMOST EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY:
now i am thinking about when ezra sings, “you can turn your back on the bitter world!!!” and also when kurt cobain sings, “i found it hard / it’s hard to find / oh well, whatever, nevermind” but maybe it’s a double-entendre because it sounds like he’s singing, “it’s hard to find the will, whatever, nevermind…”
― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:26 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't need to read his blog because I know you guys will c&p the best bits here. Which I appreciate because he is an enjoyable writer but I don't want to have to wade through all that extraneous Pitchfork crap to get to the money quotes.
― I am using your worlds, Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:42 (fourteen years ago) link
speaking of money quotes - let us know when he starts posting about his sex life
― sarahel, Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:44 (fourteen years ago) link
Your search - site:pitchforkreviewsreviews.com sex - did not match any documents.
Suggestions:
* Make sure all words are spelled correctly. * Try different keywords. * Try more general keywords. * Try fewer keywords.
― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:46 (fourteen years ago) link
Probably shouldn't have typed "s*x" into Google @ work tbh...
― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link
and then i came out of the bathroom and i felt sort of bashful looking at the topless women so i kept my eyes on the floor and i picked a seat around the bar because that seemed like the appropriate place to sit based on where everyone else had positioned themselves. inside the club were 2 middle eastern middle-aged men, the bouncer, about 15 strippers, and me.
the bartender came up to me and said “what would you like?”
http://www.pitchforkreviewsreviews.com/post/862043235/i-went-to-a-strip-club-for-the-first-time
― Aqua Buddha (herb albert), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:51 (fourteen years ago) link
watching does not equal doing
― sarahel, Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:52 (fourteen years ago) link
no, but makes for a great read:
and then one of the strippers’ routines was over and she came down off the stage and got tips from the middle-eastern men and then came over to me and held her bra open expectantly and i took my $1 out of my wallet and put it on the bar, i think the idea was to put it right in her bra but i thought “i don’t even know this woman” and she picked it up and walked away
― Aqua Buddha (herb albert), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:55 (fourteen years ago) link
okay now I'm lolling
strip clubs are pretty fucking weird t bh
― Dr. Lol Evans (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:57 (fourteen years ago) link
wow.
i know this whole thing sort of feels like that scene with the prostitute in Catcher in the Rye but our conversation was much more amiable than that one
― like a musical album. made by a band. (fucking in the streets), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:58 (fourteen years ago) link
that whole entry is awesome
― Dr. Lol Evans (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:00 (fourteen years ago) link
I like the part where he forgets the strippers name - but, NOT because she's "dehumanized" to him, he's just bad with names
i think we can all agree that the point of minimal techno is to dehumanize strippers.
― like a musical album. made by a band. (fucking in the streets), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:12 (fourteen years ago) link
also, i'm pretty sure they already opened his indie rock strip club in portland.
Portland has more strip clubs per capita than any other city in the country so I wouldn't be surprised
― Dr. Lol Evans (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:14 (fourteen years ago) link
now i am thinking about when ezra sings, “you can turn your back on the bitter world!!!” and also when kurt cobain sings, “i found it hard / it’s hard to find / oh well, whatever, nevermind” but maybe it’s a double-entendre because it sounds like he’s singing, “it’s hard to find the will, whatever, nevermind…”― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Thursday, September 16, 2010 5:26 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
werent u the dude going to bat for this stuff as writing of a generation a few days ago
― you cant see me markers (deej), Friday, 17 September 2010 00:29 (fourteen years ago) link
my first time at a strip club was with ethan and curtis
― J0rdan S., Friday, 17 September 2010 00:42 (fourteen years ago) link
lol Clermont Lounge
― latebloomer, Friday, 17 September 2010 09:31 (fourteen years ago) link
i've only been to a strip club once, and only because i got stuck in seattle late at night before i turned 21. seemed like a waste of money.
― The Reverend, Friday, 17 September 2010 09:41 (fourteen years ago) link
I was going regularly for a while with my husband and our boyfriend, mostly because my husband was acquainted with the owner and some of the dancers. I love lapdances and like exotic dance, but I don't like the way that dancer bars are designed to suction money continually out of your pocket.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 17 September 2010 12:18 (fourteen years ago) link
is your husband connected?
― sexy mfa (history mayne), Friday, 17 September 2010 12:23 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm assuming that you meant "Does your husband have any ties to criminal organizations?" No, the owner was the one dancer bar owner in the city who wasn't associated with organized crime. He also owned a regular bar, which he kept after getting out of the business a few years later. He died in a freak accident about ten years ago. (It really was an accident, not a hit, and he got rid of his bars after pressure from the city.) My husband met these people after a dancer had him do some refinishing work on some of her furniture, and kept going because he was lonely and needed someone to talk to. (This was before he met me and after his second wife died of cancer.)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 17 September 2010 13:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Yup -- partly tongue in cheek, but still.
― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Friday, 17 September 2010 13:29 (fourteen years ago) link
my favorite part of the strip club blog post:
i am telling you, seriously, that the strip club called Rouge Gentleman’s Club on 58th avenue in queens has an $8 dollar ATM fee. right now you are in front of your computer doing that thing where you make your hands into fists and put them in front of your eyes and wiggle them up and down like you’re cartoonishly/exaggeratedly rubbing your eyes because you’re receiving shocking information, you know what i’m talking about?
― i wish them hell and happiness (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 17 September 2010 14:16 (fourteen years ago) link
ppl kvetching abt atm fees is 1 of the things i h8 most in this world
― johnny crunch, Friday, 17 September 2010 14:19 (fourteen years ago) link
eight bucks tho
― are you interested in getting into a detailed car with me here? (goole), Friday, 17 September 2010 15:04 (fourteen years ago) link
protip: don't use an atm in a strip joint
― sexy mfa (history mayne), Friday, 17 September 2010 15:05 (fourteen years ago) link
atm fees are a huge pain in the ass? not sure why its rong to bitch abt
― you cant see me markers (deej), Saturday, 18 September 2010 08:02 (fourteen years ago) link
everybody here knows atm fees are fucking awesome, get with the program herb
― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Saturday, 18 September 2010 11:24 (fourteen years ago) link
atm fees are more omnipresent than the Beatles
― sarahel, Saturday, 18 September 2010 17:34 (fourteen years ago) link