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― D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

I like PerFunktory better.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

BallSauceLeotard

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

xpost. me too in retrospect. OK, I go now.

― D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

N*Cephalectomy

― Nick (nick_banks), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

Televised Event

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

I AM OTM

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

tonight at the ottobar

bean cobain is jojo
with
every time i die
monuments to masses
fear before the march of flames

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

Hell No

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:41 (twenty years ago)

Suckarooch

― 'Twan (miccio), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

for what it's worth, "perfunktory" has, in fact, existed

― ben skoch (b'angelo), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)

how about PerFunktorasm?

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

Orgasmed Rhyme

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

Keith Richards & The Anal Linguists

― 'Twan (miccio), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

Lik-A-Maid

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:50 (twenty years ago)

(Johnathan) Frakes Fiction

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

Thee Shakespeares

― Matt Carlson (mattsoncarlhew), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:56 (twenty years ago)

Thy Masters

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:57 (twenty years ago)

By the way, all of these bands sound really shitty...

― Matt Carlson (mattsoncarlhew), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)

Oh, you're familiar with them then?

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

The Supersugars

― 'Twan (miccio), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)

They just sound like shitty punk and emo bands that I wouldn't go to see for free.

― Matt Carlson (mattsoncarlhew), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

Matt Car1son's Got Better Things To Do Tonight

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:05 (twenty years ago)

Well then take your curious brand of fun elsewhere, Matty.

On with the shitty names!

― footlog, Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

The Raccoonists

― jeff tweedy, Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

singer and the band

thingummy and the doodahs

beer cr-8 (a personal favourite)

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

I believe this thread is for "best" band names...

― Matt Carlson (mattsoncarlhew), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

So it devolved.

On with the shitty band names, I say!

― footlog, Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

The Beetles

― peepee (peepee), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

Thy Masters rules!!!

― Chris O., Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

The Go-Sees

― piscesboy, Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

Commander in Chief

― Matt McEver (mattmc387), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

Five Carbon Sugar

― ianinportland (ianinportland), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

Redlight, Greenlight, 1,2,3

― ianinportland (ianinportland), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

The Fucksticks.

― Chris O., Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

Moses of Minnesota

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

???

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

Mister Fister
Foxy Pontiff

― Brooker Buckingham (Brooker B), Thursday, 10 November 2005 20:20 (twenty years ago)

Felchmasters

― -rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Thursday, 10 November 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

Evan Dando's Bathtime Fun Band

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:00 (twenty years ago)

Head of FEMA

― Asthmatic Cajun (Asthmatic Cajun), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

I once overheard a woman on a train in Melbourne talking on her phone about a friend who was in a band called The Fucksticks.

Some time later, someone mentioned a Lucksmiths parody band of this name. I don't know whether the two are one and the same, but chances are that name is taken at least once. Sort of like The Bumpin' Uglies.

― acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

The Admitones

― acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)

Tha Namblaz

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

The Sarahplanes

― acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

Fishman Affidavit (they'd be a hardcore punk band)

― acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

John McBain threatened at one point to form a band called Nunfucker Jones.

I always thought there should be a funk soul group called Afrodite. Maybe there was?

― Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

http://www.elsewhere.org/cgi-bin/bandname

― Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

Superhans

― Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

Wolf Wolf Wolf

(it obeys two separate rules for hipster art-rock/new-wave band names: having a "bang-bang-bang" structure (see also: !!!, Hot Hot Heat, Yeah Yeah Yeahs) and having "wolf" in the name (Wolfmother, Wolf and Cub, Guitar Wolf. They would wear black and red striped shirts and sharp suits and use lots of hair product)

― acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

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Michaelangelo Was a Rapist

― Cattle Grind, Saturday, 20 March 2010 21:32 (sixteen years ago)

Cabernet Tweens

(LOVE "More Barn"!)

― Armchair Crab (staggerlee), Saturday, 20 March 2010 21:34 (sixteen years ago)

Been trying to name my drummers' doom metal side project.

Submissions thus far:

Slaycation
Snuffilmuphagus
Wrong Ørifice
Hairy Reed

― Darin, Monday, 22 March 2010 21:50 (sixteen years ago)

how 'bout:

D(((((Ü)))))M

― Armchair Crab (staggerlee), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 00:31 (sixteen years ago)

The Sex Epistles (Christian punk)

― Dr X O'Skeleton, Friday, 26 March 2010 10:29 (sixteen years ago)

The Cocking Cunts
The Bastard Bitches

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 26 March 2010 10:36 (sixteen years ago)

The Fucking Sucks

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 26 March 2010 10:38 (sixteen years ago)

Scoliosis Schoolhouse

(apologies to MV)

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 26 March 2010 10:42 (sixteen years ago)

Hutaree Leboon

― ❽ (M.V.), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 23:07 (sixteen years ago)

Bad Touch

― Hideous Lump, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 00:55 (sixteen years ago)

Toiletpee

― PaulTMA, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 06:47 (sixteen years ago)

I could have sworn that there was a band called White Liberal Guilt. After searching this board, Google, wiki, discogs, and GEMM, I seem to have been proven wrong. Which is good, because I needed a name to make music under as my no. 1 pick, Artless, was taken.

― naus, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 07:05 (sixteen years ago)

Papa Roach

Oh no, wait.

Limp Bizkit

Fuck, no wait.

God dammit this is so hard.

― kelpolaris, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 23:52 (sixteen years ago)

Sum 182

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 1 April 2010 01:36 (sixteen years ago)

steve garvey

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 1 April 2010 01:37 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Masonic Cufflinks

― ❽ (M.V.), Monday, 19 April 2010 16:08 (sixteen years ago)

Sodom and Baltimora.

― Cunga, Monday, 19 April 2010 16:25 (sixteen years ago)

The Cryptic Tweets

― musically, Monday, 19 April 2010 16:27 (sixteen years ago)

The Is

― gnarly sceptre, Monday, 19 April 2010 16:41 (sixteen years ago)

Whisker Biscuit
Interstellar Overbite
Band in Boston Creem

― ImprovSpirit, Monday, 19 April 2010 21:48 (sixteen years ago)

four months pass...

play & try:

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― meisenfek, Sunday, 5 September 2010 10:12 (fifteen years ago)

Surely Jism

― Hideous Lump, Sunday, 5 September 2010 20:51 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

The Rare But Serious Side-Effects

― kashi west: late vegetarian (rustic italian flatbread), Saturday, 12 November 2011 19:40 (fourteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

Operation Earnest Voice

― meisenfek, Saturday, 13 October 2012 09:39 (thirteen years ago)

seven years pass...

My sincere thanks to M.V. and Snoball - lacking inspiration I snagged a pair of tickets to see Earth this Monday in a "best fantasy band name" competition using "Mumblin' Bob and the Dinosaurs". I already had a ticket but now two of my skint mates can come with me :)

― knowing for certain the first touch of the light will finish you (fionnland), Friday, 8 November 2019 22:51 (six years ago)

Hollywood Star Whackers

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 8 November 2019 23:29 (six years ago)

Prolapse

― cryborg (rip van wanko), Friday, 8 November 2019 23:33 (six years ago)

prolapse?

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 8 November 2019 23:39 (six years ago)

ok boomer

― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 8 November 2019 23:48 (six years ago)

AD ONCE WAS the BROW

― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 17:59 (six years ago)

glass turtle

that's a home run right there, boys.

― Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 21:18 (six years ago)

xpost

― Mark G, Wednesday, 13 November 2019 07:13 (six years ago)

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