C/D: Nardwuar

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It's because of Nardwuar that probably one day,

I'M GOING TO FRANCE!

donut bitch (donut), Friday, 16 January 2004 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't need my friends to tell my who my friends are!

also, new album has a song written by former Chretien advisor Warren Kinsella!

Luigi Vampa (Horace Mann), Friday, 16 January 2004 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Is there such a thing as a Nardwaur best-of?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 January 2004 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

check the Nardnest, http://www.nardwuar.com

I do know that most of his releases are also available on 8-track.

Luigi Vampa (Horace Mann), Friday, 16 January 2004 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...
Classic!
If one were to make a CD-R of all the funniest interviews (as in funny to listen to) what would be the essentials? Sometimes it's hard to tell just by reading the transcripts. I've got the Nirvana mp3, the Slayer one seems worth a download, what else?

Marmot (marmotwolof), Saturday, 23 September 2006 00:20 (nineteen years ago)

four years pass...

NO ONE TOLD ME!

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 02:47 (fifteen years ago)

I am so fucking into this right now. Three hours of YouTube!

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 02:47 (fifteen years ago)

dude's clear love of blowfly and millie jackson are huge points in his favor

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 02:50 (fifteen years ago)

henry lollins is such a dick to him

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 03:48 (fifteen years ago)

RAHZEL interview is so abstract and funny
TAUGHT ME THEN TAUGHT ME

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 04:11 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUKssQ4W0BI

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 04:11 (fifteen years ago)

ahahahahah weird al ahahahahaha

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 04:36 (fifteen years ago)

Theres a DVD go buy it IMHO

maher shalal smash paz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 04:54 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inXcIcblLDI

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 04:54 (fifteen years ago)

omg rahzel imitating him is wonderful

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 05:15 (fifteen years ago)

I posted a couple of my favourite Nardwuar bits in this thread:

Bands/artists you now respect more only because they were so rad to Nardwuar

everything, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 05:54 (fifteen years ago)

Total classic. Aside from being funny, he actually does a lot of research into his subjects and constantly comes up with questions that leave them shocked at what he knows... Well, I think that David Cross says it best at 2:10 here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTHFIvHW1b8

Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 07:23 (fifteen years ago)

There's actually two DVD. The second featuring a lot more of his really early stuff. I own both but I've never gotten around to watching the second.

MarkoP, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 14:11 (fifteen years ago)

totally inviting dude to summerstage

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 15:19 (fifteen years ago)

I watched a couple last night also.. the lady gaga one was cool bc I learned that she loves new kids on the block & she's never heard of andrew wk.. the nirvana one was uncomfortable and as if I needed another reason to dislike courtney love, she refers to Sloan as "The sloan band" at least twice.

billstevejim, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 16:20 (fifteen years ago)

to be honest i watched that last night and i thought courtney was far more normal and courteous than kurdt or noveselic, unless you are just bound and determined to hate her

Bleeqwot the Chef (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 19:05 (fifteen years ago)

ohhhhh this lil b one is making me really like both of them a lot

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 21:12 (fifteen years ago)

hahaha, the end of the lil b interview.

historyyy (prettylikealaindelon), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 22:48 (fifteen years ago)

he is my city's finest, his band the evaporators was one of my favorite live acts when i was a teenager, and he's done so much for vancouver's music scene. when my friend was starting to release albums narduwar was willing to spend hours on the phone with him giving advice about DIY music. he talks normal when he's not in character, it's actually a little jarring to see the switch

B1ll C4ll4h4n (symsymsym), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 23:10 (fifteen years ago)

"check this out little b!!!" *hands him a bunch of records*
"this is great" (lil b has the expression & intonation of someone who really doesnt want to hurt their grandmother's feelings when they get socks for christmas)

ℳℴℯ ❤\(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 24 March 2011 05:55 (fifteen years ago)

my reaction was pretty similar to forks when i discovered nardwuar a year or two ago, ie. where has this guy been all my life

ℳℴℯ ❤\(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 24 March 2011 05:57 (fifteen years ago)

Haven't heard this in a few years :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqWI45d2DTs

billstevejim, Thursday, 24 March 2011 06:15 (fifteen years ago)

I didn't realise that he'd done so much. My favourites are the earlier interviews - the one with sonic youth for instance.

historyyy (prettylikealaindelon), Thursday, 24 March 2011 13:50 (fifteen years ago)

he is my city's finest, his band the evaporators was one of my favorite live acts when i was a teenager, and he's done so much for vancouver's music scene. when my friend was starting to release albums narduwar was willing to spend hours on the phone with him giving advice about DIY music. he talks normal when he's not in character, it's actually a little jarring to see the switch

It's a fact that he has done more for local music than practically anyone else. He's put on hundreds of gigs (mostly all-ages) interviewed or showcased pretty much every little band that makes an effort to contact him, helped god knows how many musicians in thousands of ways and done more to promote the history of Cdn punk/rock than anyone.

I quibble with the last sentence though. He is generally less shrill and less confrontational in real life but he's *never* "not in character". He is always Nardwuar.

everything, Thursday, 24 March 2011 16:34 (fifteen years ago)

dyin at david cross repeating the celebrity poker question

diamonddave85, Thursday, 24 March 2011 16:43 (fifteen years ago)

watching nardwuar hand Greg Ginn a copy of my black flag book on camera in his interview was a total unexpected "oh fuck wow wow" moment for me

we can't rule out the supernatural no matter how much I would like to (stevie), Thursday, 24 March 2011 16:46 (fifteen years ago)

as much for, like, nardwaur has read my book as, wow, greg ginn now owns a copy of my book

we can't rule out the supernatural no matter how much I would like to (stevie), Thursday, 24 March 2011 16:46 (fifteen years ago)

And he's going to call you up and say "Hey wait I would have done some interviews" and then Rollins will feel left out and do the same thing and you can have the revised edition with everyone's stories at last and retire rich and famous. (I like thinking this is how the world must work.)

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 24 March 2011 16:49 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, that's usually the point at which i wake up...

we can't rule out the supernatural no matter how much I would like to (stevie), Thursday, 24 March 2011 17:03 (fifteen years ago)

in case anyone doesn't know, Nardwuar has a show on WFMU available streaming here: http://www.wfmu.org/playlists/NW.

dsb, Thursday, 24 March 2011 17:13 (fifteen years ago)

my fav nardwuar moment is the last 2 min of the white stripes interview where he reads to jack white from groupie central dot com :o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbNAMStU4o0

ilxor you've listened to one odd future album once (ilxor), Thursday, 24 March 2011 17:32 (fifteen years ago)

"those are some good lies"

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 March 2011 18:29 (fifteen years ago)

He is generally less shrill and less confrontational in real life but he's *never* "not in character". He is always Nardwuar.

― everything

I dunno. I've seen him be just John. Not in public places, tho.

relentlessly ugly frat hedonist retard anthems I have loved (staggerlee), Thursday, 24 March 2011 20:22 (fifteen years ago)

slipknot interview is great

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 24 March 2011 20:23 (fifteen years ago)

nardwuar gets one of the silent clown dudes talking about naughty by nature and suddenly the dude just gets so embarrassed that he runs away

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 24 March 2011 20:25 (fifteen years ago)

CLOWN NUMBER THREE! COME BACK!

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 March 2011 22:11 (fifteen years ago)

"Sean number six clown of Slipknot....."

ilxor you've listened to one odd future album once (ilxor), Thursday, 24 March 2011 22:16 (fifteen years ago)

"you guys did an interview where you told FHM-- slipknot said to FHM magazine that, quote, they've: PLEASURED GROUPIES WITH LOBSTER CRUSTACEANS!!!!!"

*awkward silence*

"...i don't know anything about that"

"and what i was wondering is: when you pleasure the groupies, number three, do they want you to wear the mask, or not???"

"...i don't pleasure them"

ilxor you've listened to one odd future album once (ilxor), Thursday, 24 March 2011 22:20 (fifteen years ago)

"where's number three going??? number three! number three!"

ilxor you've listened to one odd future album once (ilxor), Thursday, 24 March 2011 22:21 (fifteen years ago)

http://nardwuar.com/gallery/albums/nardpics/slipknot.sized.jpg

ilxor you've listened to one odd future album once (ilxor), Thursday, 24 March 2011 22:21 (fifteen years ago)

I've seen him be just John. Not in public places, tho.

― relentlessly ugly frat hedonist retard anthems I have loved (staggerlee), Thursday, March 24, 2011 1:22 PM (2 hours ago)

Yup.

B1ll C4ll4h4n (symsymsym), Thursday, 24 March 2011 22:32 (fifteen years ago)

"check this out little b!!!" *hands him a bunch of records*
"this is great" (lil b has the expression & intonation of someone who really doesnt want to hurt their grandmother's feelings when they get socks for christmas)

― ℳℴℯ ❤\(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Thursday, March 24, 2011 5:55 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha. it might have been bcuz he gave him a record for the wrong Choppa

so fly zone (D-40), Friday, 25 March 2011 06:40 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY3IOq4uzpc

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Friday, 25 March 2011 14:22 (fifteen years ago)

god the last minute or so of that video is insane, he's gotta be blazed

ilxor you've listened to one odd future album once (ilxor), Friday, 25 March 2011 14:58 (fifteen years ago)

man i wish i had my headphones with me so i could listen at work. haven't seen a bunch of these.

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 25 March 2011 15:00 (fifteen years ago)

Praise him 🙏

flappy bird, Monday, 30 September 2019 20:44 (six years ago)

missed out on the option to DOOT DOODLE OOT DOOT HEREBY PROCLAIM

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 30 September 2019 22:43 (six years ago)

two years pass...

Nard's mom was apparently in the ICU for most of 2021, he did an amazing remote interview with the medical team as a benefit for the hospital
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1bTL0j9B6Q

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 January 2022 05:05 (four years ago)

just an absolute marker beacon for how to be a good human

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Thursday, 20 January 2022 05:13 (four years ago)

he's recently back with some very good interviews with Flo Milli, jpegmafia, J Cole.

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 January 2022 05:35 (four years ago)

I only just learned that the Doot Doodle Oot Doot bit is called "Shave and a Haircut."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shave_and_a_Haircut

dinnerboat, Thursday, 20 January 2022 16:17 (four years ago)

HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT?????

good on nardwuar. exemplary.

get shrunk by this funk. (Austin), Thursday, 20 January 2022 16:22 (four years ago)

HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT?????

Not since I was a kid. I know what I'm doing this weekend, thanks!

dinnerboat, Thursday, 20 January 2022 16:29 (four years ago)

lol I've never seen (and tbh still haven't watched) his Ted talk!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkSUazeI2nM

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 January 2022 18:37 (four years ago)

(don't want to spoil for those that haven't seen it, but wfrr? is where i first learned the "shave and a haircut" bit)

his ted talk roolz.

get shrunk by this funk. (Austin), Thursday, 20 January 2022 20:32 (four years ago)

I've always known shave and a haircut, from Looney Tunes cues on down/up. The wiki informs me that, among other facts:

The tune has been used innumerable times as a coda or ending in musical pieces. It is strongly associated with the stringed instruments of bluegrass music, particularly the 5-string banjo. Earl Scruggs often ended a song with this phrase or a variation of it. On the television show The Beverly Hillbillies, musical cues signifying the coming of a commercial break (cues which were in bluegrass style) frequently ended with "Shave and a Haircut". It is the most popular bluegrass run, after the G run.

Johnny's Theme, the music that opened The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson, famously ended with the "shave and a haircut" flourish every weeknight for 30 years and 4,531 episodes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Hcqb3hAmr8

Les Paul and Mary Ford's Capitol recording of "Magic Melody" concluded with the phrase minus the last two notes ("two bits"). Responding to complaints from disc jockeys, Capitol in 1955 released "Magic Melody Part 2"—consisting solely of the missing notes—on a 45, said to be the shortest tune on record/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2O06pa9mjU

The original version of "Love and Marriage" by Frank Sinatra (recorded for Capitol Records in 1955) ends with the tune.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpeiuVL5hLs

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 January 2022 20:56 (four years ago)

Les Paul and Mary Ford's Capitol recording of "Magic Melody" concluded with the phrase minus the last two notes ("two bits"). Responding to complaints from disc jockeys, Capitol in 1955 released "Magic Melody Part 2"—consisting solely of the missing notes—on a 45, said to be the shortest tune on record/

lol, this is fantastic, A+++ response

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 20 January 2022 20:59 (four years ago)

actual lol

get shrunk by this funk. (Austin), Thursday, 20 January 2022 21:09 (four years ago)

nardwuar's GOAT record.

get shrunk by this funk. (Austin), Thursday, 20 January 2022 21:10 (four years ago)

five months pass...

Daniel Kaluuya! was finally wondering which celeb would call nardwuar out.

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Thursday, 14 July 2022 23:03 (three years ago)

What are you referring to?

JRN, Friday, 15 July 2022 00:23 (three years ago)

I had to Google it myself. I guess the actor was on Hot Ones, and compared the host to Nardwar, positively.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 15 July 2022 00:25 (three years ago)

sorry, yeah the hot ones show. nardwuar on that program would be amazing.

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Friday, 15 July 2022 07:47 (three years ago)

was v anxious for a minute there that narduwar did something terrible

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Friday, 15 July 2022 12:26 (three years ago)

Yeah tbh it was a very cryptic and misleading post...

Evan, Friday, 15 July 2022 14:01 (three years ago)

"Magic Melody - Part II" even has a discogs entry:
https://www.discogs.com/release/22510415-Les-Paul-Mary-Ford-Magic-Melody-Part-II

The label lists the time as "one second". There's a bit of debate as to whether it's shorter than a split 7" with Napalm Death's "You Suffer" on the first side and Electro Hippies "Mega Armageddon Death Part 3" on the B-side:
https://www.45cat.com/record/pro234

But that was a commercial release whereas the Les Paul single was a promo only. As one of the posters points out one second is shorter than a single rotation of a 45rpm 7", so the songs have to be padded out with silence. Unless the groove didn't cover the whole circumference of the record, which would probably be murder on styluses. Stylii?

Ashley Pomeroy, Friday, 15 July 2022 21:15 (three years ago)

four months pass...

the Lizzo interview feels like one of the rare times where it's pretty clear who supplied some of the question material.

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Saturday, 19 November 2022 07:17 (three years ago)

three months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNGIsDFTj9Y

nardwuar hijacking the best show is exactly as great as you'd expect it to be.

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Thursday, 2 March 2023 06:46 (three years ago)

two months pass...

Behold: An hour of Nardwuar with Nickelback

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X2PrFAn_uA

Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 01:14 (three years ago)

release the nickelback talk box tape!

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Thursday, 11 May 2023 06:54 (three years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62ti0DAAvVY

finally got his (outside of neil young) white whale!

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Thursday, 29 June 2023 05:20 (two years ago)

lol hearing security say "yo nardwaur's good"

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 29 June 2023 16:01 (two years ago)

Unless i missed it he still didn’t get the doot doot from uzi though

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 30 June 2023 11:44 (two years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fiZB-TvPFU

hrep (H.P), Friday, 30 June 2023 12:07 (two years ago)

one year passes...

Man, he's getting all A-listers now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcThqNPKKgw

bratwurst autumn (Eazy), Wednesday, 25 December 2024 23:07 (one year ago)

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLBXPlgKxNg

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Tuesday, 14 April 2026 05:19 (two months ago)


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