In Honor Of ILX Being Ten, How About Some Quotable Posts Of Yore.

brainwasher you're really stretching the "of yore" criterion iyam

Good cyanocobalamin bars playing deep-soused nanoragga on Ganymede?
Hey you guys! The folks are totally into this Jovian moon vac thing and this time it looks like they're actually going to let me out of the pod to play with the natives. Any recommendations for post-curfew infrasonic thrillz? If I have to stay indoors and scent another lame Autechre choon outta Dad's gas-fi I'll scream my own teeth out. Edith doll: I need to give you that Dick Emery org-packet back - shall I skim it or leave it out for the relay dogs? "Ooh, you are awful!"

― Ava Galvin Berry-Jones (MichaelJ), Thursday, May 19, 2005 8:40 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

New Jack Swing was a disaster
Hip-hop was a disaster
Funk was kind of a disaster too, but later great work by Michael Jackson, Lionel Richie and Earth Wind & Fire meant that R&B recovered briefly.

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, May 31, 2005

didn't mean to double up the Geir, but I was already coming here to post this -- for context, it was in reference to Vanilla Ice/Hammer:

The only thing I can say to their defence is it is a myth that they were supposed to be so much worse than other rappers. They are all the same.

― Geir Hongro, Sunday, December 9, 2007 12:50 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Did anyone in this thread ever actually participate in actual youth culture or did you emerge fully formed as aging music nerds?

― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Wednesday, May 4, 2005 3:30 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

Echo shortgun (italian guitar I had)with pickups taken off and replaced by Roland GK2.That went into a GI10 (I think) and then to a Philip Rees MIDI merge, which used to have a taped up pint glass of iced water on it at gigs to stop it overheating and scrambling the notes cos it was so shit.Robs cheap drum pads also went into it originally, before he bought a Ddrum kit, which was great.
The output of all the drum and guitar data went into our 24 voice Roland S750 sampler, which is why D I Go Pop is full of ´voice stealing´, where new voices cut off old ones, as it was all played live.
Ithankyou.

― Ian Crause, Friday, July 7, 2006 7:30 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark

DON'T TRY IT. YOU DON'T TRY IT. AND YOU, DON'T TRY IT EITHER. HEY, DON'T TRY IT. NED, DON'T TRY IT. LUKA, I HOPE YOU DON'T TRY IT. MATOS DON'T FUCKING TRY IT. JESS I'LL PUNCH YOUR FACE IN, *DON'T* TRY IT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU USE A TOOTHBRUSH, I'LL FUCKING DO YOU IN, DON'T TRY IT. TIM F DON'T TRY IT, SO YOU HAVE A BLOG, I HAVE A FIST. MARK C DON'T TRY IT, YOU ARE BALD. YOU ENJOY RICE? FUCKING NAZI SCUM DON'T TRY IT. TOM DON'T TRY IT, I WILL PUT THE "IS" BETWEEN THE LETTERS FT AND CONNECT IT WITH YOUR FACE. STEVEM DON'T TRY IT, YOUR FACE WILL BE A MASHUP.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, February 5, 2004 3:40 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark

ahahahaha

i can never find that one, thank you!

that is one of the all-time greats

it's called mad men not happy ladies

― cozwn, Tuesday, August 18, 2009 4:43 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

DON'T TRY IT. YOU DON'T TRY IT. AND YOU, DON'T TRY IT EITHER. HEY, DON'T TRY IT. NED, DON'T TRY IT. LUKA, I HOPE YOU DON'T TRY IT. MATOS DON'T FUCKING TRY IT. JESS I'LL PUNCH YOUR FACE IN, *DON'T* TRY IT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU USE A TOOTHBRUSH, I'LL FUCKING DO YOU IN, DON'T TRY IT. TIM F DON'T TRY IT, SO YOU HAVE A BLOG, I HAVE A FIST. MARK C DON'T TRY IT, YOU ARE BALD. YOU ENJOY RICE? FUCKING NAZI SCUM DON'T TRY IT. TOM DON'T TRY IT, I WILL PUT THE "IS" BETWEEN THE LETTERS FT AND CONNECT IT WITH YOUR FACE. STEVEM DON'T TRY IT, YOUR FACE WILL BE A MASHUP.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, February 5, 2004 3:40 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark

this makes me miss the epic Stelfox and Marcello throw-downs.

Me too.

it's called mad men not happy ladies

― cozwn, Tuesday, August 18, 2009 4:43 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, September 15, 2010 9:41 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

this was a latebloomer post originally right?

Would have been quicker if she used her mouth.
I'm just saying.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 7 October 2004 09:03 (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i prob shouldnt be posting about my b0ss @ work but lets just say thats prob the last thing she's doing.

― deej.. (deej..), Wednesday, October 18, 2006 5:59 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Just in case your boss thinks, " I think I'll google myself by searching for 'boss.'"

― I got confused, I killed a horse (unclejessjess), Wednesday, October 18, 2006 6:13 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hahaha

I guess you can't post that without the immortal deangulberry quote

already done~

why do i even know who american mcgee is

does this not make anyone else furious

― cankles, Monday, October 6, 2008 7:57 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

i prob shouldnt be posting about my b0ss @ work but lets just say thats prob the last thing she's doing.

― deej.. (deej..), Wednesday, October 18, 2006 5:59 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Just in case your boss thinks, " I think I'll google myself by searching for 'boss.'"

― I got confused, I killed a horse (unclejessjess), Wednesday, October 18, 2006 6:13 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― ('_') (omar little), Wednesday, September 15, 2010 2:54 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this was sorta the joke implied by my post tho

Oasis "Whats the Story Morning Glory" Yes, not a sexy album in the sense of "damn I want to fuck to this album" But, think about the implications of the album; you've got two incredibly independent and self-serving strong personalities singing and banging their hearts out on this album, while making music that is immensely powerful. What more could you ask for than two men doing what they want to do in an independent manner, and as a result, changing the face of music because of it. Have shagged to in MANY times.
AEKDB

Moore

― Bryan from Kappa Sig, Saturday, April 19, 2003 5:05 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark

was that Oasis thing above a joke? Fratboy in homoerotic subtext shockah?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, April 19, 2003 12:25 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark

thread needs more gabbneb

where's the blended haircut one?

gabbneb never having looked at porn: depressingly believable.

― kenan, Saturday, July 12, 2008 5:03 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

like the notion i've got of your never having seen either of the first two coasts. or apparently not knowing what a blended haircut is. but thanks for your personal comments.

― gabbneb, Saturday, July 12, 2008 5:27 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

that's seriously the funniest quote in the history of ilx & i'm not sure it's even close

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/dancingalienld7.gif

was it ever determined whether gabby had a blended haircut?

symmetry required, etc

the JD/pinefox exchange at the end of that thread is brilliant

C/D - Cleaning your disgusting ass partner because you're having a rare guest over

ok I'm gonna hit you with a multiple-post sprawl that may as well be one glorious creation

im imagining a sitcom where 3 men find themselves in weird situations and they have to work out how to get themselves out.

episode one: pinefox, the lex and tuomas are in a sticky situation when they find themselves in somebodys garden and there is a loud barking coming from behind them. a garden gate separates them from freedom, will they make it out in time?

― 600, Sunday, 15 April 2007 13:05 (3 years ago)

the lex falls to the ground as he valiantly tries to climb the hedge, tuomas sticks his head into the hedge, pinefox muses on the nature of the gate

― 600, Sunday, 15 April 2007 13:06 (3 years ago)

episode two: pinefox, the lex and tuomas find themselves in a boat in the middle of a pond near the village green. there is a hole in the bottom of the boat and there is a strange wooden shaped thing floating nearby.

the lex wants to grab the strange wooden thing and wave it in the air, in the hope of attracting attention. tuomas remarks that back in finland the boats dont have holes, why do they have holes in them here? the pinefox can't remember who the lex and tuomas are

― 600, Sunday, 15 April 2007 13:10 (3 years ago)

episode three. after a difficult day trying to get the key to work in the lock of their house, tuomas, the lex and pinefox settle down and relax in their lounge. tuomas is confused that there are strange obstacles between all the rooms and back in finland ease of movement between the rooms isn't so restricted. the pinefox is concerned by some strange lights and nasty noises coming from a black box in the corner of the room and has covered it with a blanket, and the lex has fallen into the sink

― 600, Sunday, 15 April 2007 13:17 (3 years ago)

tuomas, the lex and pinefox find themselves trapped by the side of the road. their favourite kebab house is on the other side. pinefox wants to call michael jones for advice but the lexs ipod doesn't seem to have any reception. tuomas wants to walk across the road but the lex is worried the big colorful things might hurt like the lamppost did earlier in the day. tuomas says it is ridiculuous to assume that the machines are violent and that in Finland many of those machines are used to host anti-patriarchy meetings on the campus.

tuomas walks calmly into the road and a blue machine hits him and he falls to the ground. the lex finds this hilarious and shouts "SEE! you do that too, i'm not the only one!" and, reassured, stumbles into the road, and is hit by a red machine and exclaims loudly "OW OW OW no fair you got the blue one tuomas the red one HURTS".

the pinefox looks at the two vaguely recognisable people lying in the road and wonders when the lex and tuomas are going to return with the *kebabs*, whatever the hell they are

― 600, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 10:48 (3 years ago)

custosian

TS: Denny Lethargy VS. Denny Vertigo

is there any song of his that doesn't have a guitar solo going the entire time, all the way through it?

― milton parker (Jon L), Wednesday, August 24, 2005 11:26 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

i don't play pool with jews
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, April 15, 2005 5:57 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

omfg at the blended haircut thing

omfg

lol welcome to gabbingtown dogg

why was he banned in the end? sb?

yup

Lol @ "the first two coasts."

dudes with gay porn names talkin about lil wayne being "svelte" on a fucking mixtape track are schooling me on the genius of bun b.

― dylannn, Wednesday, August 1, 2007 6:41 AM (3 years ago)

XD

still lol at a guy named "dyl4n k1ng" accusing someone of having a gay porn name

also i'm pretty sure he posted on ilx about the first time he sucked a dude off

i would have to ask ethan where that post is tho i don't remember

can't believe keller of all ppl is posting that quote -_-

it was his first time with a hooker, get it right

nah i'm talking about another post