Your Favorite Rap Couplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

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I am the wrong nigga to cross and the first nigga to jam
With the AK-quatro-siete or the microphone in hand

The Referee (The Reverend), Thursday, 11 September 2008 19:58 (seventeen years ago)

I got a freaky, freaky, freaky-freaky-freaky flow
Control the mic like Fidel Castro

peace, love, and ban deeznuts (The Reverend), Friday, 12 September 2008 06:53 (seventeen years ago)

Scared to death, runnin' like I got bears on me
My Timbs start feelin' like they Nike Airs on me

The Juan MacCain (The Reverend), Sunday, 14 September 2008 00:22 (seventeen years ago)

my belt's in the crib on the floor by my two-way

funky house truther (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 14 September 2008 00:25 (seventeen years ago)

now im trying to hold my pants up and my hammer too!

Surfboard Pre (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Sunday, 14 September 2008 00:28 (seventeen years ago)

if you sell drugs in a school zone

The Juan MacCain (The Reverend), Sunday, 14 September 2008 00:29 (seventeen years ago)

but right now mine is whatever couplet ends with inside fish sticks outside tartar sauce

Surfboard Pre (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Sunday, 14 September 2008 00:30 (seventeen years ago)

cuz that is jeenyus

Surfboard Pre (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Sunday, 14 September 2008 00:30 (seventeen years ago)

weird "run" remix from an old j-love mixtape
http://www.zshare.net/download/187313691c1dca02/

Surfboard Pre (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Sunday, 14 September 2008 00:33 (seventeen years ago)

and no i don't mean this jlove, "where Jewish love begins!"

Surfboard Pre (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Sunday, 14 September 2008 00:37 (seventeen years ago)

to the la quinta we went
layin them hoes down on the freestyle tip, yeah!

The Reverend, Tuesday, 16 September 2008 08:41 (seventeen years ago)

tints dark enough to have Osama in it!
or Obama in it! or yo mama in it!

float like gravity (The Reverend), Monday, 22 September 2008 08:13 (seventeen years ago)

ima tell you like george bush told me
"fuck y'all niggas im out of here"

ilx: a miracle i helped create (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 04:07 (seventeen years ago)

dunno why i like the opening couplet of "swagga like us" so much but it's been getting stuck in my head like crazy

mr. west is in the building
swagger on a hundred thousand trillion

mostly delivery probably

ilx: a miracle i helped create (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 04:08 (seventeen years ago)

naw... it's all about the opening of tip's verse

you can see weezy for the wordplay, jeezy for the birdplay
kanyeezy for diversity and me for controversy

Darryl Strawberry (The Reverend), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 05:00 (seventeen years ago)

yes but that line just brings to everyone's attention the thought of jeezy on the song which would have been pretty cool

Surfboard Pre (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 05:20 (seventeen years ago)

tru

Darryl Strawberry (The Reverend), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 06:28 (seventeen years ago)

certainly better thn jay

Darryl Strawberry (The Reverend), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 06:28 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Djs communicate to the masses
Sex and violent classes
Now our children grow up prisoners
All their lives radio listeners

L.L.N.L. Cool J (kingkongvsgodzilla), Thursday, 9 October 2008 13:59 (seventeen years ago)

Your mama don't wear no draaaws
I saw her when she took them off
Standin' in the welfare line, eatin' swine
Tryin' to look fiiiiiine with her stank behind

First Dude (The Reverend), Friday, 10 October 2008 02:03 (seventeen years ago)

The wackest crews try to diss, it makes me laugh
When my track record's longer than a DC-20 aircraft

First Dude (The Reverend), Friday, 10 October 2008 07:58 (seventeen years ago)

Niggas be runnin' through the block shootin'
Time to start the revolution, catch a body, head for Houston

First Dude (The Reverend), Sunday, 12 October 2008 09:50 (seventeen years ago)

Once they caught us off-guard, the Mac 10 was in the grass and
I ran like a cheetah with thoughts of assassin

First Dude (The Reverend), Sunday, 12 October 2008 09:51 (seventeen years ago)

fuggit, all of NYSoM belongs in this thread

First Dude (The Reverend), Sunday, 12 October 2008 09:52 (seventeen years ago)

Tint dark enough to have Osama in it... Or Obama in it... or yo mama in it.

jigglepanda.gif (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 12 October 2008 16:04 (seventeen years ago)

Picked the Mac up, told brothers, "Back up," the Mac spit
Lead was hittin niggaz one ran, I made him backflip

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 12 October 2008 21:15 (seventeen years ago)

haha whiney

tints dark enough to have Osama in it!
or Obama in it! or yo mama in it!

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First Dude (The Reverend), Sunday, 12 October 2008 21:57 (seventeen years ago)

So when they pulled up, bumpin' "Rock the Bell"
We took what we want, left 'em quiet as hell

First Dude (The Reverend), Sunday, 12 October 2008 21:58 (seventeen years ago)

Every jam we play, we break two needles
There's three of us, but we're not the Beatles

First Dude (The Reverend), Monday, 13 October 2008 09:53 (seventeen years ago)

When you die over crude oil as black as my nigga Boo
It's really a Desert Storm, that's word to my nigga Clue

surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Saturday, 18 October 2008 03:26 (seventeen years ago)

you don't wanna battle in a jah war
shoot holes in you face like darts in a board

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 18 October 2008 13:32 (seventeen years ago)

Rock until I'm gone
'til the party's over and he start turnin' the lights on

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 18 October 2008 16:37 (seventeen years ago)

I know you sick-aaah than sick-aaah
When you see the rims flick-aaah

Teddy Riley (The Reverend), Monday, 20 October 2008 04:39 (seventeen years ago)

Don't get the grease on your pantyhose
I love you rover, move over, gotta blow my nose

Eazy, Monday, 20 October 2008 04:45 (seventeen years ago)

true is who is down to kill
old school like a buick bonneville
suicide
do a lotta pills

M@tt He1ges0n, Monday, 20 October 2008 20:45 (seventeen years ago)

Some might even say this song is sexistist
Cause I ask the girls to rub on they breastseses

There is no Grodd but Mallah and Congorilla is His Prophet. (Oilyrags), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 23:30 (seventeen years ago)

i'm ridin in that escalade
same color as blue gatorade

kawał dobrej piosenki (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:30 (seventeen years ago)

^^pretty hot fake young dro lyric from soulja boy of all people

kawał dobrej piosenki (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:30 (seventeen years ago)

I'm fascinated by the way your nipples peak at me through your blouse
Freaky me, freaky you, can't help but be aroused

mujeres con dos, tres, quatro, cinco tetas (The Reverend), Saturday, 25 October 2008 11:38 (seventeen years ago)

You draw, better be Picasso, you know, the best
Cause if this is not so, ehhh, god bless

R$ (The Reverend), Sunday, 26 October 2008 05:00 (seventeen years ago)

yup, the dog's so god damn puuurty
stones same color michael jackson after suuuurgery

jordan s (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 21:15 (seventeen years ago)

I smashed up the gray one, bought me a red
Every time we hit the parking lot we turn heads

4 Out of 5 Dentists (The Reverend), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 23:17 (seventeen years ago)

writin rhyme in the back of a black luxury toy
gettin sucked like niggas cannot fuck with me boy

and endless more from that song including:
1977, july 5th
conceived immaculately was me, my ma's gift

aconner2, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 07:32 (seventeen years ago)

What's the prognosis? Oh my lord
Another head chopped by the Wu-Tang sword

d-_-b (The Reverend), Thursday, 6 November 2008 06:40 (seventeen years ago)

I teach the truth to the youth, I say, "Hey youth!
Here's the truth, better start wearin' bullet-proof!"

Doctor Casino, Friday, 7 November 2008 01:22 (seventeen years ago)

I misremembered that Method Man line : (

It's:

What's the commotion? Oh my lord
Another cord chopped by the Wu-Tang sword

d-_-b (The Reverend), Friday, 7 November 2008 01:30 (seventeen years ago)

Honey look, I'm a monster don, I do monster things
That's why I put your ass under my arm

2nd Black President (The Reverend), Monday, 10 November 2008 09:33 (seventeen years ago)

I'm insane by a longshot, hey
Chuckwick Bill a.k.a. Charles Lee Ray

M@tt He1ges0n, Monday, 10 November 2008 19:55 (seventeen years ago)

blue and yellow jacob
gucci mane the glacier

myspace password secretary (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 02:19 (seventeen years ago)

hahaha nh at this:

I'm slidin' on the glass
Got butter on my ass

mr. mayan end times guy (The Reverend), Thursday, 13 November 2008 07:43 (seventeen years ago)


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