In Honor Of ILX Being Ten, How About Some Quotable Posts Of Yore.

i would just like to point out that i have been otm on this thread

this will be funny forever

cosign

que's poem is the funniest thing in that thread and probably the hardest I ever got played here

haha i forgot that "i would just like to point out that i have been otm on this thread," was from that thread. such a classic.

one of my personal faves from that thread:

technically it's a sippy cup, not a baby's bottle. I don't really know what else to say.

― horseshoe, Thursday, March 22, 2007 5:24 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you are not only into terrible, gay, homo, awful, house, music but you are also a complete homo and suck tons of penis.

― chaki, Wednesday, March 19, 2008 3:35 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

i want grady to put that on business cards

or was that about jergins?

for the record, Buttez/Pato is one of my favorite posters ever.

-- gr8080, Tuesday, March 18, 2008 7:24 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

you are not only into terrible, gay, homo, awful, house, music but you are also a complete homo and suck tons of penis.

― chaki, Wednesday, March 19, 2008 3:35 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

proof!

― chaki, Wednesday, March 19, 2008 3:36 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

chaki you're one of my favorites too!

― gr8080, Wednesday, March 19, 2008 11:50 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

Memories of King Boy Pato

most favorite thread titles too!

not enough kbp posts itt

also tynan's bathtub post is easy top 5

tynan top 5--- kudos, credibility, bathtub, yoga flame ... what am i missing?

what is the bathtub post?

what cutty? need me to change your diaper? leave me alone, I'm putting my Jamiroquai cds in alphabetical order.
― TynanTynan, Friday, March 30, 2007 3:57 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

tynan if you're reading, they'd all go under j fyi

forgot about this one

good post idiot
― Tynan DeLong (TynanTynan!), Thursday, December 15, 2005 12:07 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ME NAMES GARU G AND IM A NICE FELLA ME NOB CHEESE SMELLS LIKE MOZARELLA
― GARUG, Saturday, September 17, 2005 9:25 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

heck! why must u post cocks

― Heave Ho, Friday, September 7, 2007 1:09 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

^^^^^^^^^^^^

always thought this was real pretty

kinda oedipal with that mrs robinson vibe and the "mutha what a lover" line, not to mention the fact that he wants to "steal his daddy's cue"...but that whomp! whomp! before the first line, then: zitfaced young rod suddenly sitting bolt upright in the unmade mattress on the floor realizing he's got to tell maggie something right then but after he starts, he's not sure exactly what he wants to say or do - get on back to school? find himself a rock n roll band? and she'll probably just put on a pot of herbal tea and talk him down, maybe roll a joint of that crunchy stems n seeds kinda shit homegrown. it's all indecision and sloth, & letting companionship play at love. it's such a reluctant kiss-off, but he's still awed by her - not at all a dylan fuckyou or a stones "you know he won't be leaving as soon as he says. but he will leave, and she'll be better off for it.

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Sunday, November 17, 2002 1:22 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what is the bathtub post?

― goole, Tuesday, August 31, 2010 4:48 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the one i posted upthread about richard marx

act 1:

lolz, those weird dudes
well sometimes those girls are slammin
yeah this happens to me sometimes
poll results

act 2:

laurel: sometimes this happens and it creeps me out. it's like (comparison to racism)
other ilx girls: yeah tru
some ilx guys: yeah it's kinda creepy and weird
other ilx guys: yeah tru, if you see if from a female perspective
other ilx guys: i do this.
contenderizer: why do you want to control my thoughts??? a dystopian society awaits if we continue on this path. ilx is doomed.

act 3:

laurel: (more about being creeped out)
hi dere: wait a second...what did you say?
laurel: sorry
hi dere: it's cool
contenderizer: i'm not a pervert and i'm tired of being made to feel like one
deej and max: we never said anything like that.
contenderizer: hi dere is a puritan
hi dere: Do you stick your penis up your ass when you twist it around and see how far up your back it reaches? (started by her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE) on board I Love Everything on Jul 8, 2009)
jaymc: sometimes i think...i could have killed someone

fin

― omar little, Friday, 4 December 2009 03:53 (8 months ago)

lolllll

hahaha rereading that i forgot about the jaymc coup de grace & almost lost it irl

Remember that I never said the hip-hop was bland (although it can be read that way I guess). I just used hip-hop in conjunction with one of the stereotypes I use to describe pitchfork readers

― false prophets talk in metaphors (CaptainLorax), Monday, August 30, 2010 4:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I have several more stereotypes for another time

― false prophets talk in metaphors (CaptainLorax), Monday, August 30, 2010 4:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

Still don't get why the ronnie bottle opener is racist tbh

rather than sending it, i shall describe it for you.

A single horn (trumpet?) sounds.

Flourish of violins and other assorted strings. A low sound, much like a tuba, is also detectable.

The horn sounds again, a few semitones lower. It begins to play a slow tune.

Enter piano and some rain effects. The low tuba thing goes on.

Ethereal moans and wail permeate the song.

Suddenly, an oscillating, windy pumping noise fills the speakers, dying away as soon as it arrives. As it returns for the second time, however, a bluesy guitar riff bursts in unexpectedly.

Along with a distorted harmonica.

Some muted percussion is also audible.

Hollis begins to sing: "Oh yeah, the world's turned upside down..."

Shall I continue?

― unfished business, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:29 (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
No.

― Michael Jones, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:10 (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I've had too much wine to have sexual intercourse.

-- Geir Hongro, Thursday, 7 February 2008 13:00 (Thursday, 7 February 2008 13:00) Bookmark Link

^^^^

Winner

i didn't think Hongros had genitals

ah, I got that one: That was the more "reasonable" version of a Dead Kennedy's tune, amirite?

By the way..

I had to look up that one by "myself" upthread, posted as "Shaggy". I was sure it was a fake.

It wasn't.

Heck, I'm funny sometimes, it seems.

THIS IS THE SOUND OF RADIOHEAD BEING BEATEN AT A GAME THEY WEREN'T EVEN BOLD ENOUGH TO PLAY

Scourage (Haberdager), Thursday, 17 August 2006 23:41 (3 years ago)

O_o

i love the image i have of LJ posting that, working madly away at his keyboard like bach at the organ, hair askew and eyes ablaze

the whole post was something of an opus

Acts that waited 10 years or more to release their best album

mercy.

Bugman - Blur KICK SOME ASS. They never did this so well before, or since. The last two minutes are worth the album price alone, as Coxon and his guitar do some quite illegally delicious things.

tbh, haberdager, that review is enough to make me want to at least check out the album and I don't really care for what Blur I've heard.

explodes (orgasms)

kkvgz skip the opening track whatever you do, on your first listen at least. it's pretty much the most out-of-character opening track ever.

But there's no messing with that one!

fine, whatever, haberdager otm

From its awesome chorus to its tastefully-applied gospel choir!

You spent 6 months thinking it was some really ace American band!

from its 90's alt-rock crib to its spiritualized rip-off

still a catchy song mind, just fucking light-years away from the rest of the album's infinitely superior aesthetic - I start with Bugman every time now

nuff Blur, more legendary posts plz

yeah let's not turn this into "i have been unintentionally or intentionally hilarious across ilx, allow me to show you"

^^^^

Could somebody explain to me why they find "Garageland" any good at all? Thanx.
― dave q, Monday, 5 November 2001

Could somebody explain to me why they find the Clash any good at all? Thanx.
― they dress in leather = they are not punXoR, Monday, 5 November 2001

ramones = wear leather = not punk?
― Sterling Clover, Monday, 5 November 2001

ramones = american = not punk
― mark s, Monday, 5 November 2001

The Ramones not punk? I know this is some kind of clever in-joke, I guess I don't get it. The Clash (and "The Clash") are ace.
― Sean, Monday, 5 November 2001

Sex Pistols were from UK and did not wear leather. Thefore they too were not punk. Also, they knew too few chords.
― Sterling Clover, Monday, 5 November 2001

What's this business about wearing leather? The Clash, the Pistols, the Ramones, the Damned, they *ALL* wore leather. Since when was bovine hide a stipulation of Punk? (or is this some revisionist Straight-edge thing?)
― Alex in NYC, Monday, 5 November 2001

pistols = no leather evah = punk obv.
(i cannot entirely answer for steve jones's ideological purity in re the Absolute of this claim btw)
clash = damned = ramones = not punk obv. (damned = goth just like killing joke)
punk = x-ray spex, eater, pistols and THAT'S IT!!
― mark s, Monday, 5 November 2001

You forgot Sham 69.
― Sterling Clover, Monday, 5 November 2001

And Alternative TV.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 5 November 2001

no i dint: atv = jazz, sham 69 = emo
― mark s, Monday, 5 November 2001

Yeah, but X-Rays = Glam and eater = prog and sex pistols = garage! Also, you forgot Wire.
― Sterling Clover, Monday, 5 November 2001

wire = gabba
― mark s, Monday, 5 November 2001

Is it time to feed the Trolls already? ramones = american = not punk Hmmmmm. The roots of punk...
1967 Velvet Underground = american
1968 MC5 = american
1968 Iggy Pop/The Stooges = american
1971 New York Dolls = american
1974 Television = american
1974 Ramones = american
1976 Dead Boys = american
1976 Talking Heads = americans
1977 Sex Pistols = british

Oh, I forgot...punk started in 1977, didn't it? (Yes, i do know that John Cale was Welsh, but he's just one Welsh guy in a band with 6 other americans.)
― Lord Custos, Monday, 5 November 2001

roots of punk = slade
vu = indie; mc5 = grebo; stooges = soul; dolls = glitter; television = dire straits it's ok to like; ramones = pop; hedz = nu-pop
Dead Boys = math rock
― mark s, Monday, 5 November 2001

"pistols = no leather evah = punk obv. " - Ridiculous statement
Take a look at this picture:
https://www.greatmodernpictures.com/pistol15.htm
That sure looks like leather to me.
― Alex in NYC, Monday, 5 November 2001

alex that picture is from san francisco winterland gardens!! sex pistols in usa = NOT PUNK!!
anyway, norman phay wins, since i rilly HAD forgotten the adverts:

punXoR = 'Gary Gilmore's Eyes' AND NOTHING ELSE!! (and the version of Crossing the Red Sea you own shd be the one w/o Gilmore on it, as orignally released)
― mark s, Monday, 5 November 2001

(^ = edited)

mark s rools