In Honor Of ILX Being Ten, How About Some Quotable Posts Of Yore.

that tynan quote isn't even in the tynan top 10!!!

that shit is yoga flame for all time!

― Tynan DeLong (TynanTynan!), Wednesday, June 7, 2006 5:07 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark

MIA? LCD SOUNDSYSTEM? give me a fucking break. no sufjan, no credibility. fuck the wire.

― Tynan DeLong (TynanTynan!), Thursday, December 15, 2005 9:47 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark

hey fuckers.do any of you think this 4th studio album,issues, by one of the best metal bands fucking ever,Korn,is a classic?i know ALOT of threads like this have been posted on different sites,but there seems to be alot of people born in like 1960 and shit here,the threads on the other sites had younger people logging in.but dont fucking jump at me 4 this question,all you 36 year old critics can fuckup.but everyone else,feel free to answer my Korn Kuestion.

― STONED Raider, Thursday, November 14, 2002 12:00 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

naw the richard marx one is my favourite

some greatest hits from my all-time fave thread:

IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THERE'S A RACIST "MOTIVE" THERE IS A GIGANTIC BODY OF RACIST ICONOGRAPHY THAT THAT BOTTLE OPENER FITS PERFECTLY INTO JESUS CHRIST I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS

― horseshoe, Thursday, March 22, 2007 3:15 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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oh wait AFFECTIONATE!! i know if i was a black 'footballer' i would cherish the paternalistic horse-racing style affection of white british 'football' fans

― and what, Thursday, March 22, 2007 3:34 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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what ilx2 needed was a britisher vs american race debate that also involves soccer

― ghost rider, Thursday, March 22, 2007 1:59 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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WHO GIVES A SHIT, ONE COLLEGE-AGED PRETEND BISEXUAL IS THE SAME AS ANOTHER, YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE GOING TO PRINCETON FOR ALL I WOULD BE ABLE TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, March 22, 2007 5:42 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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I just imagine Louis as perpetually on stage with a crook around his neck dragging him toward the curtain, going "c'mon, that was funny, is this thing on?, FUCK ALL OF YOU BASTARDS, hey c'mon guys, that was funny, I WILL KILL YOUR PETS, you've been a great audience, is this thing on?"

― nabisco, Thursday, March 22, 2007 5:59 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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YOU ARE SO
SO
SO
SO
SO
FUCKING STUPID

i know this post is going to be xposted to fuck and back so i'm just going to wait a second and make it worse.

― gff, Thursday, March 22, 2007 5:07 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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My Argument, a Poem by l0u1s jagg3r

I know it's not the issue to you
Ally
But others
In the course of this discussion
Made it the issue.

I understand the issue you are getting at
Yes, I do
But it's not the one I'm having to argue against.

My argument is that the bottle-opener thread
An innocent thread
Was ruined by over-reacting individuals
Whose over-reaction I felt it necessary to check.

Then the personal shit started flying
Then the accusations of 'implicit racism' arose
Then I was fighting a losing battle for my dignity

When I should have just walked away.

P.S. 'fake ivy league shitbag' = the sort of personal abuse that keeps me coming back for more, baby
Thanks, ILX.

― Mr. Que, Thursday, March 22, 2007 5:42 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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i would just like to point out that i have been otm on this thread, and you are all causing this flame-out over absolutely fuck-all. i had little or no interest in the original thread, but you have caused it to be of interest to me with your colour-sensitive fingertips. the whole thing has been unnecessary. what i was trying to say with that sentence which nabisco couldn't make sense out of is that nothing either by us or in the original thread premise was actually racist, and your collective reaction has painted us all in a disgusting light. none of us are racist, all of us are totally against racism, yet you have manipulated the situation to make it seem as though we turn a blind eye to it. this is fucking pathetic of all of you.

― unfished business, Thursday, March 22, 2007 4:58 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that's not the best pinefox post, this is

wow, it would be great if Wise never came back. in fact, if anyone has to suffer and be lost to the tragic carnage of the Middle East right now, let it be him.

― the pinefox, Monday, 15 September 2008 11:32 (1 year ago)

Billyburg, trucker cap, skinny jeans,The Strokes, PBR, Union Pool, Sparks, vegan, free-range tofu, "originally from Boston", Vassar, SVA, Pratt, Barnard, Oberlin, Sarah Lawrence, Greenpoint, Bushwick, and the "other" other hoods, X of the word "iron", "art loft", X = the ,urg, ther hoothStrts (non-Western), booth" otcap, skinny jeans,The Strokes, PBR, Union Pookes, = the new Williamsburg (aka Billyburg), offensol, Sparks, dively incorrect usePirBR, Union Poarks, diveat shoes Billybs, X = the nrucker vegtofu Greenpoint, Bushwick, w L train, trust funds, track bikest use, plaid shol, Sp, "origand ew Williamsburg (aka sively incorrec of the worad n", "art loft", X = tneinally from Boston", Vassar, SVA, Pratt, Barnarde "other" Billyburg), offenotcaerp, skinny jeans,The an, "irofree-rnge , Oberlin, Sarah Lawrencehe new L train, trust funds, track bikes, plaid shirts (non-Western), boat shoes

-- burt_stanton, Sunday, March 16, 2008 7:33 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

it's learning

o shi

was that polled?

i would just like to point out that i have been otm on this thread

this will be funny forever

cosign

que's poem is the funniest thing in that thread and probably the hardest I ever got played here

haha i forgot that "i would just like to point out that i have been otm on this thread," was from that thread. such a classic.

one of my personal faves from that thread:

technically it's a sippy cup, not a baby's bottle. I don't really know what else to say.

― horseshoe, Thursday, March 22, 2007 5:24 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you are not only into terrible, gay, homo, awful, house, music but you are also a complete homo and suck tons of penis.

― chaki, Wednesday, March 19, 2008 3:35 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

i want grady to put that on business cards

or was that about jergins?

for the record, Buttez/Pato is one of my favorite posters ever.

-- gr8080, Tuesday, March 18, 2008 7:24 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

you are not only into terrible, gay, homo, awful, house, music but you are also a complete homo and suck tons of penis.

― chaki, Wednesday, March 19, 2008 3:35 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

proof!

― chaki, Wednesday, March 19, 2008 3:36 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

chaki you're one of my favorites too!

― gr8080, Wednesday, March 19, 2008 11:50 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

Memories of King Boy Pato

most favorite thread titles too!

not enough kbp posts itt

also tynan's bathtub post is easy top 5

tynan top 5--- kudos, credibility, bathtub, yoga flame ... what am i missing?

what is the bathtub post?

what cutty? need me to change your diaper? leave me alone, I'm putting my Jamiroquai cds in alphabetical order.
― TynanTynan, Friday, March 30, 2007 3:57 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

tynan if you're reading, they'd all go under j fyi

forgot about this one

good post idiot
― Tynan DeLong (TynanTynan!), Thursday, December 15, 2005 12:07 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ME NAMES GARU G AND IM A NICE FELLA ME NOB CHEESE SMELLS LIKE MOZARELLA
― GARUG, Saturday, September 17, 2005 9:25 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

heck! why must u post cocks

― Heave Ho, Friday, September 7, 2007 1:09 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

^^^^^^^^^^^^

always thought this was real pretty

kinda oedipal with that mrs robinson vibe and the "mutha what a lover" line, not to mention the fact that he wants to "steal his daddy's cue"...but that whomp! whomp! before the first line, then: zitfaced young rod suddenly sitting bolt upright in the unmade mattress on the floor realizing he's got to tell maggie something right then but after he starts, he's not sure exactly what he wants to say or do - get on back to school? find himself a rock n roll band? and she'll probably just put on a pot of herbal tea and talk him down, maybe roll a joint of that crunchy stems n seeds kinda shit homegrown. it's all indecision and sloth, & letting companionship play at love. it's such a reluctant kiss-off, but he's still awed by her - not at all a dylan fuckyou or a stones "you know he won't be leaving as soon as he says. but he will leave, and she'll be better off for it.

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Sunday, November 17, 2002 1:22 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what is the bathtub post?

― goole, Tuesday, August 31, 2010 4:48 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the one i posted upthread about richard marx

act 1:

lolz, those weird dudes
well sometimes those girls are slammin
yeah this happens to me sometimes
poll results

act 2:

laurel: sometimes this happens and it creeps me out. it's like (comparison to racism)
other ilx girls: yeah tru
some ilx guys: yeah it's kinda creepy and weird
other ilx guys: yeah tru, if you see if from a female perspective
other ilx guys: i do this.
contenderizer: why do you want to control my thoughts??? a dystopian society awaits if we continue on this path. ilx is doomed.

act 3:

laurel: (more about being creeped out)
hi dere: wait a second...what did you say?
laurel: sorry
hi dere: it's cool
contenderizer: i'm not a pervert and i'm tired of being made to feel like one
deej and max: we never said anything like that.
contenderizer: hi dere is a puritan
hi dere: Do you stick your penis up your ass when you twist it around and see how far up your back it reaches? (started by her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE) on board I Love Everything on Jul 8, 2009)
jaymc: sometimes i think...i could have killed someone

fin

― omar little, Friday, 4 December 2009 03:53 (8 months ago)

lolllll

hahaha rereading that i forgot about the jaymc coup de grace & almost lost it irl

Remember that I never said the hip-hop was bland (although it can be read that way I guess). I just used hip-hop in conjunction with one of the stereotypes I use to describe pitchfork readers

― false prophets talk in metaphors (CaptainLorax), Monday, August 30, 2010 4:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I have several more stereotypes for another time

― false prophets talk in metaphors (CaptainLorax), Monday, August 30, 2010 4:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

Still don't get why the ronnie bottle opener is racist tbh

rather than sending it, i shall describe it for you.

A single horn (trumpet?) sounds.

Flourish of violins and other assorted strings. A low sound, much like a tuba, is also detectable.

The horn sounds again, a few semitones lower. It begins to play a slow tune.

Enter piano and some rain effects. The low tuba thing goes on.

Ethereal moans and wail permeate the song.

Suddenly, an oscillating, windy pumping noise fills the speakers, dying away as soon as it arrives. As it returns for the second time, however, a bluesy guitar riff bursts in unexpectedly.

Along with a distorted harmonica.

Some muted percussion is also audible.

Hollis begins to sing: "Oh yeah, the world's turned upside down..."

Shall I continue?

― unfished business, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:29 (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
No.

― Michael Jones, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:10 (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I've had too much wine to have sexual intercourse.

-- Geir Hongro, Thursday, 7 February 2008 13:00 (Thursday, 7 February 2008 13:00) Bookmark Link

^^^^

Winner

i didn't think Hongros had genitals

ah, I got that one: That was the more "reasonable" version of a Dead Kennedy's tune, amirite?

By the way..

I had to look up that one by "myself" upthread, posted as "Shaggy". I was sure it was a fake.

It wasn't.

Heck, I'm funny sometimes, it seems.

THIS IS THE SOUND OF RADIOHEAD BEING BEATEN AT A GAME THEY WEREN'T EVEN BOLD ENOUGH TO PLAY

Scourage (Haberdager), Thursday, 17 August 2006 23:41 (3 years ago)

O_o

i love the image i have of LJ posting that, working madly away at his keyboard like bach at the organ, hair askew and eyes ablaze

the whole post was something of an opus

Acts that waited 10 years or more to release their best album

mercy.

Bugman - Blur KICK SOME ASS. They never did this so well before, or since. The last two minutes are worth the album price alone, as Coxon and his guitar do some quite illegally delicious things.

tbh, haberdager, that review is enough to make me want to at least check out the album and I don't really care for what Blur I've heard.