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REM - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I'm Completely Terrified)

Squirrel! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 19:58 (fifteen years ago)

three months pass...

Hickety, pickety, my black hen,
She lays eggs for gentlemen;
Gentlemen come every day
To see what my black hen doth lay,
Sometimes nine and sometimes ten,
Hickety, pickety, my black hen.

-Kelis

lookin qwyte (crüt), Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:41 (fifteen years ago)

Gary Numan - Are 'Fans' Electric?

patrick NAGL (corey), Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:47 (fifteen years ago)

Tommy James and the Shondells - My Mom Is Watching TV in the Next Room So We Should Be Quiet

patrick NAGL (corey), Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:53 (fifteen years ago)

eight months pass...

14 lines about 7 women

slugbuggy, Sunday, 7 August 2011 18:35 (fourteen years ago)

ten months pass...

10cc - I'm not that much in love

Mark G, Thursday, 28 June 2012 13:59 (thirteen years ago)

Baby Boomer Theme Songs Edition:

Bob Seger: Old Time Rock and Role-Playing
Billy Joel: We Neither Confirm Nor Deny Starting Fires
Starship: We Bilked This City
Crosby, Stills & Nash: Bore Your Children (Just Look at Them and Sigh)

Vic Perry, Friday, 29 June 2012 04:58 (thirteen years ago)

Sheena Easton - Splenda Walls

kornrulez6969, Friday, 29 June 2012 05:04 (thirteen years ago)

Radiohead - Interesting Fishes/Arpeggi

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 29 June 2012 12:10 (thirteen years ago)

David Bowie - The Man Who Sold His Car

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 29 June 2012 12:11 (thirteen years ago)

David Bowie - 'Always Driving In The Same Car'

Jeff Goldblum is watching you, pope! (snoball), Friday, 29 June 2012 12:14 (thirteen years ago)

Stones - "Look, I'm willing to share my cloud with you but we need a rota or something"

Jeff W, Friday, 29 June 2012 12:16 (thirteen years ago)

The Beatles - 'Yellow Pedalo'

Jeff Goldblum is watching you, pope! (snoball), Friday, 29 June 2012 12:24 (thirteen years ago)

Nirvana - In Vitro
Serve the Sandwiches
Lemon-Scented Apprentice
Hat-Shaped Box
"Friend" Me
France's Farmers Will Have Their Revenge on Cicadas
Intellectually Incurious
Ape Within Reason
Skim Milk It
A Cup of Tea, a Free Sonogram and a Pamphlet About Adoption
Give the Gift of Music
If You Don't Have Anything Nice to Say, Don't Say Anything
My Bad

Hideous Lump, Sunday, 1 July 2012 05:46 (thirteen years ago)

Bruce Springsteen - 10th Avenue Chill Out
The Smiths – Concern
Swans - Dating a Slave
Mission of Burma - That's When I Reach For My Remote Control
The Specials - Just the Right Amount, at Just the Right Age

Manfred Mann meets Man Parrish (ithappens), Sunday, 1 July 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)

agent orange - i kill spiders

slugbuggy, Sunday, 1 July 2012 21:23 (thirteen years ago)

Death

Psoriasis
Born Ahead
Forgotten Bus Pass
Left to Right
Pull a Hug
Open Cask of Ale
Primitive Vase
Joke on It

goat news for people who love boat news (how's life), Sunday, 1 July 2012 21:34 (thirteen years ago)

Radiohead - Cardiff Police

Moka, Sunday, 1 July 2012 22:08 (thirteen years ago)

Cannibal Corpse - Splinters Removed from a Virgin's Hand

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 1 July 2012 22:25 (thirteen years ago)

Cannibal Corpse - Nibbled By Squirrels

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 1 July 2012 22:30 (thirteen years ago)

julian cope - eugene shut your mouth

slugbuggy, Monday, 2 July 2012 10:34 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

Peter Gabriel - "Spank the Monkey"

Jeremy Clarkson Sex Face (snoball), Friday, 3 August 2012 07:41 (thirteen years ago)

David Bowie - The Man Who Sold His Car

― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, June 29, 2012 12:11 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

chilliam carlbros chilliams (bernard snowy), Friday, 3 August 2012 11:54 (thirteen years ago)

going back thru this thread and there are like 5 awful ones for every good one—kind of want to assemble my own list of all the best so that whenever I'm in a bad mood I can giggle at stuff like

Joy Division - She's Lost the Remote Control

― Hideous Lump, Saturday, May 30, 2009 4:35 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

chilliam carlbros chilliams (bernard snowy), Friday, 3 August 2012 12:03 (thirteen years ago)

also, not trying to toot my own horn but gotDAMN I am one funny dude

Pavement - "Trim Your Bangs"

― I.C.P. Freely (bernard snowy), Thursday, August 26, 2010 7:11 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

chilliam carlbros chilliams (bernard snowy), Friday, 3 August 2012 12:04 (thirteen years ago)

Love - A House is Not a Motel, But You Knew That

collardio gelatinous, Friday, 3 August 2012 15:13 (thirteen years ago)

Stevie Nicks - Stop Dragging My Yorkie Around

collardio gelatinous, Friday, 3 August 2012 15:13 (thirteen years ago)

Beach Boys - Pleasant Feelings

collardio gelatinous, Friday, 3 August 2012 15:13 (thirteen years ago)

Public Image Limited - Pigeon

collardio gelatinous, Friday, 3 August 2012 15:14 (thirteen years ago)

Elvis Presley - Jailhouse Cock

collardio gelatinous, Friday, 3 August 2012 15:14 (thirteen years ago)

R.E.M. - Zero Chinese Brothers

collardio gelatinous, Friday, 3 August 2012 15:15 (thirteen years ago)

lol @ that last one

chilliam carlbros chilliams (bernard snowy), Friday, 3 August 2012 19:26 (thirteen years ago)

Nazi Punks Please Leave - Dead Kennedys

― ImprovSpirit, Thursday, August 26, 2010 2:06 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

love this

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Friday, 3 August 2012 19:43 (thirteen years ago)

Kraftwerk - Straße

collardio gelatinous, Friday, 3 August 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

ha that's so bad.

collardio gelatinous, Friday, 3 August 2012 19:47 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

The Rolling Stones, 'Lets Spend Some Time Together' (at the request of Ed Sullivan)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h4E9X4mfWM

that's you, that is (snoball), Friday, 27 December 2013 15:50 (twelve years ago)

In honor of the Elvis Costello poll:

Oliver's Neighborhood Watch
Man Out Of Lime
(Alright I Don't Mind If We Go To) Chelsea
Lipstick Cosmo
Osaka Rain Advisory

kornrulez6969, Saturday, 28 December 2013 01:08 (twelve years ago)

The Minutemen - This Ain't No Potluck

R.E.M. - Let Sleeping McCarthys Lie

Neil Young - A Man Needs to Pick Up After Himself

Hideous Lump, Saturday, 28 December 2013 20:06 (twelve years ago)

five months pass...

Patti Smith - Horsies

koogs, Thursday, 19 June 2014 09:46 (eleven years ago)

Young Lady I Would Much Prefer it if You Were Not to Leave - KWS

OutdoorFish, Thursday, 19 June 2014 09:57 (eleven years ago)

Turn Down for My Parents

how's life, Thursday, 19 June 2014 10:41 (eleven years ago)

Patti Smith - Dancing with Comfortable Shoes

kornrulez6969, Thursday, 19 June 2014 11:43 (eleven years ago)

Neil Young - A Man Needs to Pick Up After Himself

A-plus

fact checking cuz, Thursday, 19 June 2014 16:48 (eleven years ago)

"Oh Bondage No Thanks!"

Surprise, It's My Butt (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 June 2014 18:04 (eleven years ago)

Mrs. Jones and I

kornrulez6969, Thursday, 19 June 2014 18:15 (eleven years ago)

Stevie Wonder: You Have Done Something

mike a, Thursday, 19 June 2014 20:01 (eleven years ago)

Jerry Garcia: Sweet n Loweey

kornrulez6969, Thursday, 19 June 2014 20:40 (eleven years ago)

Elvis Costello: You and I Are in a Mutually Respectful Relationship from Which We Each Glean Emotional, Physical, and Perhaps Even Social Benefit

franklin, Thursday, 19 June 2014 20:54 (eleven years ago)

The Sonnet of Dwight Sou-vide

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Friday, 20 June 2014 03:54 (eleven years ago)

would've gone for "the ballad of french fry" myself

Pew Nornographers (contenderizer), Friday, 20 June 2014 04:26 (eleven years ago)


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