― donut debonair (donut), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 22:32 (nineteen years ago) link
"Oh hey, secret gay lover... what? You need me to come over to your house? Right now? But isn't your wife there? Um. Okay. Hello? Oh, hi everybody. Hello guy with a gun. Allow me to explain..."
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 22:32 (nineteen years ago) link
― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 22:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 22:35 (nineteen years ago) link
Also, I really hope this leads to a series of other serial songs in which we find Kells stuck in new and increasingly claustrophobic sticky situations.
Stay tuned for the June 2008 release of R. Kelly's "Caught in the Crapper", the August 2010 "The Breadbox Boondoggle" and the smash summer hit of 2015: "Get Me Out of This Ziploc, Bitch"
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 22:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 00:01 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 00:15 (nineteen years ago) link
― Al (sitcom), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 00:17 (nineteen years ago) link
1. someone - probably R. - is going to end up dead at the end of this2. this is all going to turn into a party-ruining object lesson about infidelity
i hope i am wrong.
― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 15:58 (nineteen years ago) link
― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 16:15 (nineteen years ago) link
― jones (actual), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 16:17 (nineteen years ago) link
Cathy!http://espn.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/vivica_fox.jpg
Rufus!http://www.tvtome.com/images/people/6/4/1-20558.jpg
Chuck!http://uk.geocities.com/a1kc_radio/images_comedy/a1kc_DamonWayans.jpg
― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 16:22 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 16:23 (nineteen years ago) link
― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 16:24 (nineteen years ago) link
― donut debonair (donut), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 16:26 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 16:27 (nineteen years ago) link
Cathy = Elisabeth BerkeleyRufus = Mario LopezChuck = Dustin DiamondR. Kelly's Wife = Lark VoorheisMan who answers the phone = Mark-Paul Gosselar
― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 16:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 16:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 16:34 (nineteen years ago) link
― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 16:48 (nineteen years ago) link
I think this thread got me way interested in that song than I would've been otherwise because it's awfully monotone-like until they get to the big crescendo at the end where the music is screaming "HELLO, pay attention!"
― Candicissima (candicissima), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 17:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― High Ranking Militants, Wednesday, 25 May 2005 17:32 (nineteen years ago) link
― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 17:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 17:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― High Ranking Militants, Wednesday, 25 May 2005 17:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 17:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― High Ranking Militants, Wednesday, 25 May 2005 17:44 (nineteen years ago) link
― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 18:45 (nineteen years ago) link
ANyway, more trivially, once this is all finished, I wonder how well these 5 tracks are gonna sit back-to-back on an album...
― The Emancipation of Baaderonixx (KERERU 4 LIFE!) (Fabfunk), Thursday, 26 May 2005 16:02 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 26 May 2005 16:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 26 May 2005 17:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― donut debonair (donut), Thursday, 26 May 2005 17:41 (eighteen years ago) link
R NEEDS TO TAKE A STORYTELLING WORKSHOP
― Jimmy_tango, Tuesday, 31 May 2005 14:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 14:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 14:27 (eighteen years ago) link
― Candicissima (candicissima), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 14:29 (eighteen years ago) link
R. runs out, hops in the car to go home and kill whoever the fuck answered his phone. WOOOoooWOOOoooWOOOooo a cop pulls him over and gives him a ticket for a 85 in a 65. He goes 70 all the way home. His wife says hi and he yells about the dude and she reminds him that her brother is visiting. He apologizes, she says its ok, they go on to have some amazing sex but at the point of climax he pulls back the covers and 'oh my god, a rubber.'
I shit you not.
― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 14:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 14:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 14:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 14:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 14:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 14:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 14:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 14:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― Candicissima (candicissima), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 14:49 (eighteen years ago) link
So at this point R. is saluting his fellow Chicago musical legend Wesley Willis, is what you're saying.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 14:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 14:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 15:03 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 15:04 (eighteen years ago) link