In Honor Of ILX Being Ten, How About Some Quotable Posts Of Yore.

Ha, I'd never actually seen the post in which "obtain much hard one" originated.

itt gr8080 makes the case fir sockpuppets

ok i know im in this and as such its maybe bad form but

http://img39.picoodle.com/img/img39/9/9/5/f_snorgcoastem_ba1ebfd.jpg

BIG HURT aka the buttdriver
― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 11:58 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha those plays on his name never get old
― deej, Wednesday, May 16, 2007 12:00 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark

otm

633 Chris Ott
636 Chris Ott

This is when was banned and reinstated isn't it.

One never knows.

Hi Ned.

no one posted the memorable "i have a hot chick waiting for me in my bed so ill say this..."?

nm, see that it got posted!

There is nothing like a crack rush while you are getting your booty animalistically hammered with 10 or more inches.

― Jackie, Tuesday, September 3, 2002 3:53 PM (7 years ago)

Last night,I dreamt about my son that he is a giant snake. I cuddle the snake and love it as it is my son. Actually, in real life I am a snake phobeia. I am scared of snack to death. but in my dream, i care for it

― zin zin oo, Tuesday, December 13, 2005 3:21 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark

^^^ all-time.

A/S/L/ @ I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (JW@▐███▓▓▒▒░░)

WAHTY IS IT MADE
― Amazing Randy (Amazing Randy), Monday, July 19, 2004 2:45 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that looks really cool in purple
― I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (ex machina), Monday, July 19, 2004 2:50 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark

A/S/L/ @ I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (JW@▐███▓▓▒▒░░)

^^that whole thread is uh "quotable"

Slits were more impt in the history of music vs. Tom Tom Club, who had one or two good songs, and were in a less transgressive genre.
― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, August 15, 2003 5:57 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

many things wrong with that sentence. many, many things.
― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, August 15, 2003 5:59 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark

Last night,I dreamt about my son that he is a giant snake. I cuddle the snake and love it as it is my son. Actually, in real life I am a snake phobeia. I am scared of snack to death. but in my dream, i care for it

― zin zin oo, Tuesday, December 13, 2005 3:21 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark

I hear this in the same voice as the snake fighting monologue at the end of Underworld's "King of Snake".

I think that snake post is the best one on this thread.

First off,this is the funniest thing I`ve ever encountered on a "kings of convenience" search on the net. a) One of the girls in Robots in Disguise lives in Hackney, or at least she did in Dec.99, so she probably had a laugh on the way home.
On the Mira from Ladytron issue: Yes, she declined my advances. But, hey. One out of two electronica-band-girls ain`t bad scoring for someone resembling a Proclaimers dude.

erlend in kings of convenience

― erlend øye, Friday, October 26, 2001 2:00 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark

lol how had i never seen that

i guess "one half of a quiet norweigan indie folk duo" isn't exactly KAYNE WEST

still great!

I once stole, in one sitting, around £80 worth of CDs from HMV. REM, Iggy Pop, Springsteen... you know, the music you listen to when you're 14. I was 14 at the time, so it kinda makes sense. Anyway, got out of the store scott free.
Next time I went into HMV, I ripped the free gift of "Official Playstation Magazine", which was a mini-packet of mini-Skittles, retail price around 12p. And, fuck me, I got arrested for it. Brilliant.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, April 11, 2003 10:15 AM (7 years ago)

There is nothing like a crack rush while you are getting your booty animalistically hammered with 10 or more inches.

― Jackie, Tuesday, September 3, 2002 3:53 PM (7 years ago)

where is this from????

the bible iirc

Luke 14:23

Can the women here describe in full detail the night of passion they had with a man that had a very very slim (size 28)In full detail ,I am just interested because of the reasons explained in my messages.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Wednesday, January 22, 2003 5:51 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I am also so curious to know what a naked *waist size 28* man looks like in their birthday suit, or even just with their tight undies on.I am just curious of course.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Wednesday, January 22, 2003 5:56 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

fuck off.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, January 22, 2003 5:57 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark

hoping to find some Richard Marx here...I didn't. Back to the bathtub.
― Tynan DeLong (TynanTynan!), Thursday, June 1, 2006 12:28 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

not "of yore," but an instant classic:

iirc that was a pretty good-looking dude except for the giant goatse

― sharkless dick stick (Abbbottt), Tuesday, August 31, 2010 5:48 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

2002 statscock post: oh, those wasted years.

I don't believe in this change. what is 'Dis Ting' supposed to signify? Do any of you pampered wired-up white boys actually talk like that? I think this thread should be boycotted.

― the pinefox, Thursday, 7 August 2008 14:13 (2 years ago) Bookmark

that tynan quote isn't even in the tynan top 10!!!

that shit is yoga flame for all time!

― Tynan DeLong (TynanTynan!), Wednesday, June 7, 2006 5:07 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark

MIA? LCD SOUNDSYSTEM? give me a fucking break. no sufjan, no credibility. fuck the wire.

― Tynan DeLong (TynanTynan!), Thursday, December 15, 2005 9:47 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark

hey fuckers.do any of you think this 4th studio album,issues, by one of the best metal bands fucking ever,Korn,is a classic?i know ALOT of threads like this have been posted on different sites,but there seems to be alot of people born in like 1960 and shit here,the threads on the other sites had younger people logging in.but dont fucking jump at me 4 this question,all you 36 year old critics can fuckup.but everyone else,feel free to answer my Korn Kuestion.

― STONED Raider, Thursday, November 14, 2002 12:00 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

naw the richard marx one is my favourite

some greatest hits from my all-time fave thread:

IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THERE'S A RACIST "MOTIVE" THERE IS A GIGANTIC BODY OF RACIST ICONOGRAPHY THAT THAT BOTTLE OPENER FITS PERFECTLY INTO JESUS CHRIST I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS

― horseshoe, Thursday, March 22, 2007 3:15 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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oh wait AFFECTIONATE!! i know if i was a black 'footballer' i would cherish the paternalistic horse-racing style affection of white british 'football' fans

― and what, Thursday, March 22, 2007 3:34 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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what ilx2 needed was a britisher vs american race debate that also involves soccer

― ghost rider, Thursday, March 22, 2007 1:59 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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WHO GIVES A SHIT, ONE COLLEGE-AGED PRETEND BISEXUAL IS THE SAME AS ANOTHER, YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE GOING TO PRINCETON FOR ALL I WOULD BE ABLE TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, March 22, 2007 5:42 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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I just imagine Louis as perpetually on stage with a crook around his neck dragging him toward the curtain, going "c'mon, that was funny, is this thing on?, FUCK ALL OF YOU BASTARDS, hey c'mon guys, that was funny, I WILL KILL YOUR PETS, you've been a great audience, is this thing on?"

― nabisco, Thursday, March 22, 2007 5:59 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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YOU ARE SO
SO
SO
SO
SO
FUCKING STUPID

i know this post is going to be xposted to fuck and back so i'm just going to wait a second and make it worse.

― gff, Thursday, March 22, 2007 5:07 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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My Argument, a Poem by l0u1s jagg3r

I know it's not the issue to you
Ally
But others
In the course of this discussion
Made it the issue.

I understand the issue you are getting at
Yes, I do
But it's not the one I'm having to argue against.

My argument is that the bottle-opener thread
An innocent thread
Was ruined by over-reacting individuals
Whose over-reaction I felt it necessary to check.

Then the personal shit started flying
Then the accusations of 'implicit racism' arose
Then I was fighting a losing battle for my dignity

When I should have just walked away.

P.S. 'fake ivy league shitbag' = the sort of personal abuse that keeps me coming back for more, baby
Thanks, ILX.

― Mr. Que, Thursday, March 22, 2007 5:42 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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i would just like to point out that i have been otm on this thread, and you are all causing this flame-out over absolutely fuck-all. i had little or no interest in the original thread, but you have caused it to be of interest to me with your colour-sensitive fingertips. the whole thing has been unnecessary. what i was trying to say with that sentence which nabisco couldn't make sense out of is that nothing either by us or in the original thread premise was actually racist, and your collective reaction has painted us all in a disgusting light. none of us are racist, all of us are totally against racism, yet you have manipulated the situation to make it seem as though we turn a blind eye to it. this is fucking pathetic of all of you.

― unfished business, Thursday, March 22, 2007 4:58 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that's not the best pinefox post, this is

wow, it would be great if Wise never came back. in fact, if anyone has to suffer and be lost to the tragic carnage of the Middle East right now, let it be him.

― the pinefox, Monday, 15 September 2008 11:32 (1 year ago)

Billyburg, trucker cap, skinny jeans,The Strokes, PBR, Union Pool, Sparks, vegan, free-range tofu, "originally from Boston", Vassar, SVA, Pratt, Barnard, Oberlin, Sarah Lawrence, Greenpoint, Bushwick, and the "other" other hoods, X of the word "iron", "art loft", X = the ,urg, ther hoothStrts (non-Western), booth" otcap, skinny jeans,The Strokes, PBR, Union Pookes, = the new Williamsburg (aka Billyburg), offensol, Sparks, dively incorrect usePirBR, Union Poarks, diveat shoes Billybs, X = the nrucker vegtofu Greenpoint, Bushwick, w L train, trust funds, track bikest use, plaid shol, Sp, "origand ew Williamsburg (aka sively incorrec of the worad n", "art loft", X = tneinally from Boston", Vassar, SVA, Pratt, Barnarde "other" Billyburg), offenotcaerp, skinny jeans,The an, "irofree-rnge , Oberlin, Sarah Lawrencehe new L train, trust funds, track bikes, plaid shirts (non-Western), boat shoes

-- burt_stanton, Sunday, March 16, 2008 7:33 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

it's learning

o shi

was that polled?

i would just like to point out that i have been otm on this thread

this will be funny forever

cosign

que's poem is the funniest thing in that thread and probably the hardest I ever got played here

haha i forgot that "i would just like to point out that i have been otm on this thread," was from that thread. such a classic.

one of my personal faves from that thread:

technically it's a sippy cup, not a baby's bottle. I don't really know what else to say.

― horseshoe, Thursday, March 22, 2007 5:24 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you are not only into terrible, gay, homo, awful, house, music but you are also a complete homo and suck tons of penis.

― chaki, Wednesday, March 19, 2008 3:35 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

i want grady to put that on business cards

or was that about jergins?

for the record, Buttez/Pato is one of my favorite posters ever.

-- gr8080, Tuesday, March 18, 2008 7:24 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

you are not only into terrible, gay, homo, awful, house, music but you are also a complete homo and suck tons of penis.

― chaki, Wednesday, March 19, 2008 3:35 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

proof!

― chaki, Wednesday, March 19, 2008 3:36 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

chaki you're one of my favorites too!

― gr8080, Wednesday, March 19, 2008 11:50 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

Memories of King Boy Pato

most favorite thread titles too!