In Honor Of ILX Being Ten, How About Some Quotable Posts Of Yore.

yo does any of you like INSANE CLOWN POSSE!!!!!!! if you dont now WHAT THE FUCK ICP IS DONT ask ME ..... .....................BITCH !!!!!!!!!!!! peace out --joggalo_6*
― patrick terry, Friday, May 18, 2001 7:00 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark

what is the longest song ever (in minutes)?

what is the longest song ever (in minutes)? I think it is: Michael Jatas - Love is Hurting me (15:12 minutes)
Please check out www.michaeljatas.ca
www.HardcoreRadio.ca - COMING SOON!

― Michael Jatas, Monday, August 25, 2003 4:31 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark

Someone, in all seriousness, voted for More Fish? Not just Amon trying to butthurt Deej?
― The Reverend, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 8:32 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Ooh We Love You Rakeem (RZA) 0

;_;
― deej, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 8:36 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Actually that might have been me trying to butthurt Deej.

xpost
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 8:54 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i was kinda curious if ooh we love you rakeem would get ANY votes at all!
― Eisbaer, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 8:55 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ill selection HOOS.

xp
― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 8:59 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol
― deej, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 9:02 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

HEH
― Chromski A.K. Gattlington, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 9:09 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

HOOS don't try to butthurt me again
― deej, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 9:10 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I do not disagree with the results of this poll
― Edward III, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 10:31 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

deej cannot turn his butthurt into a heart ...
― Eisbaer, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 10:33 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i hope this is forever known as the thread where hoos butthurt deej
― max, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 10:46 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

in fact mods should change the thread title to "TITTW deej got butthurt by big hoos aka the steendriver"
― max, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 10:47 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

butthurt by a hoosteen in a wu tang thread beef
― deej, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 11:57 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

BIG HURT aka the buttdriver
― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 11:58 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha those plays on his name never get old
― deej, Wednesday, May 16, 2007 12:00 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark

More dirty democrat tricksters: This time it is former New York Governor, Mario Cuomo. Mario says, "Thinking is hungry business!" Then he yells for his poor wife to fetch "a meat-a-ball sandwich."
He oppresses this poor woman, yet worshipped that British whore who married the geriatric former governor of New York Averill Harriman so she could disinherit his children, spend their inheritence, and then have Bill Clinton appoint her ambassador to France. The real reason USA/France relations are at an all time low is because she was always flashing her deflated bosum to Mitterand. He has never forgiven the US for sending the randy slut his way. Thanks again Bill Clinton, for screwing up the world.
― dexterpie, Thursday, September 9, 2004 8:40 PM

It is just like you dirty democrat trickster francophiles, emulating your favorite French aristocrat - John Kerry. Just like him, you do not refute or deny the facts set forth, thereby admitting them as true, rather you attack a typographical error in sanctimonious piety, pretending that truth does not exist. Do you really expect me to believe if someone wrote, "@#*^% you!" that you wouldn't know what it meant? Everyone can see it means "thank you!" As for that slag Pam Harriman, everyone knows that back when she was Mrs. Churchill, she had a consensual affair with the retarded Kennedy girl (before they killed her) and fathered William Kennedy Smith, everyone's favorite Kennedy cousin. Tommy Skakel didn't kill Martha Moxley - Horny Pam did that when she was Pam Hayward and still into teenaged chicks. That was a consensual murder too, by the way. Ask John Kerry who was there when he should have been in Cambodia.
― dexter pie, Friday, September 10, 2004 3:11 AM

Who is Adam Yauch? The retard is dead, even though her bootlegging pornographer daddy lobodomized her, not long after he wiped out his girlfriend Gloria Swanson's bank accounts. That was one Hollywood hottie who didn't worship every New England liberal she ever heard about.
The Kennedys are "royalty" in that they treat retarded family members just like the merrie old Windsors (real name = Saxe-Gotha-Coburg) - they lock 'em up and throw away the key. Just like John Kerry does whenever he gets the chance. Tay-Ray-Za and he hate children, especially dumb ones, but particularly retarded ones. His great unspoken policy will be that of the Baron and Baroness from Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang. They want to imprison all children. Its in the platform.

By the way, know what Teddy Kennedy said to Bill Clinton back in 1992? "You should have let me drive her [Monica] home!" That is a true story too, ask John Kerry.

― dexterpie, Friday, September 10, 2004 5:28 AM

The truth is sadder than fiction. The truth is I have the heart of lion, yet I offer my kingdom for a hamster. When I was a boy, I stood a full three inches tall. My only companion and protector was my pet hamster, Bebe Rebozzo (no relation). We were vacationing on Martha's Vineyard, the French Aristocrat's sea-shore resort of choice, waiting for the ferry to take us to Walter Cronkrite's house to hear him spin lies by the campfire. Just then, John Kerry threw Bebe Rebozzo and his ugly daughters rat in the bay. With camera rolling to document his "bravery", he saved the rat, but left Bebe to die. Later that night, I saw John Kerry break into various pet stores, torching the hamster cages and raping young hamsters. I saw this all from the vantage point only a three inch tall boy could have. I have eaten my spinach and broccoli (Sorry 41) and now am 7 feet tall and ready to let freedom ring from the truths I share with you now.
― dexterpie, Monday, September 13, 2004 1:48 PM

On Thursday, John Kerry walked into a high class Hotel and went straight for the bar, where he pretended he was a prostitute. First, he chatted me up and said he was "Bobby-Joe" from Tennessee, in town for business. After slipping me a roofie, he suggested we go to my place. Dressed seductively, in typical whore-gear (miniskirt, etc.) he slipped a few knick-knacks into his purse. He was acting all nice, saying he wanted to make sure I got home okay, but in truth he only wanted to burglarize my home. His dirty invitation waits, and if you elect him he will rob you, too. I am so ashamed, I felt I had to warn you.
― dexterpie, Tuesday, September 21, 2004 10:14 PM

John Kerry was laughing so hard he almost shat himself, and while he was waiting for his butler to change his diaper (he did wet himself) he told me that my cats are smarter than all of you. He said even my cats won't use a dirty litterbox, but that you morons will vote for anyone you are told to vote for. My cats like to play with fluffy toys, eat bugs, and take long naps. John Kerry likes to kiss Jimmy carter and hug Michael Dukakis.
Whether he is killing a hamster or slaughtering a vietnamese villiage, John Kerry knows one thing - don't mess with Dexterpie's cats because they are NOT declawed, and are smarter than all of you combined.

― dexterpie, Monday, September 13, 2004 5:43 PM

""one time for ya mind" is the worst moment on illmatic "
I was waiting for someone to say that.

― David Drake, Wednesday, October 29, 2003 3:13 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark

wow at the dexterpie posts. i don't know if i want context or not - will it make them even funnier knowing where they were posted?

i drive more in LA than NY, bro

i wonder if cutty would have found my heigl-lohan girl (who's also latina and half-jewish) 'frumpy'

― double bird strike (gabbneb), Thursday, February 5, 2009 2:55 PM

that girl still sounds so hot

otm

where's the one where he talks about bringing a gf to a fap and everyone drooling?

also where is 'nebb these days?

Ha, I'd never actually seen the post in which "obtain much hard one" originated.

itt gr8080 makes the case fir sockpuppets

ok i know im in this and as such its maybe bad form but

http://img39.picoodle.com/img/img39/9/9/5/f_snorgcoastem_ba1ebfd.jpg

BIG HURT aka the buttdriver
― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 11:58 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha those plays on his name never get old
― deej, Wednesday, May 16, 2007 12:00 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark

otm

633 Chris Ott
636 Chris Ott

This is when was banned and reinstated isn't it.

One never knows.

Hi Ned.

no one posted the memorable "i have a hot chick waiting for me in my bed so ill say this..."?

nm, see that it got posted!

There is nothing like a crack rush while you are getting your booty animalistically hammered with 10 or more inches.

― Jackie, Tuesday, September 3, 2002 3:53 PM (7 years ago)

Last night,I dreamt about my son that he is a giant snake. I cuddle the snake and love it as it is my son. Actually, in real life I am a snake phobeia. I am scared of snack to death. but in my dream, i care for it

― zin zin oo, Tuesday, December 13, 2005 3:21 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark

^^^ all-time.

A/S/L/ @ I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (JW@▐███▓▓▒▒░░)

WAHTY IS IT MADE
― Amazing Randy (Amazing Randy), Monday, July 19, 2004 2:45 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that looks really cool in purple
― I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (ex machina), Monday, July 19, 2004 2:50 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark

A/S/L/ @ I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (JW@▐███▓▓▒▒░░)

^^that whole thread is uh "quotable"

Slits were more impt in the history of music vs. Tom Tom Club, who had one or two good songs, and were in a less transgressive genre.
― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, August 15, 2003 5:57 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

many things wrong with that sentence. many, many things.
― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, August 15, 2003 5:59 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark

Last night,I dreamt about my son that he is a giant snake. I cuddle the snake and love it as it is my son. Actually, in real life I am a snake phobeia. I am scared of snack to death. but in my dream, i care for it

― zin zin oo, Tuesday, December 13, 2005 3:21 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark

I hear this in the same voice as the snake fighting monologue at the end of Underworld's "King of Snake".

I think that snake post is the best one on this thread.

First off,this is the funniest thing I`ve ever encountered on a "kings of convenience" search on the net. a) One of the girls in Robots in Disguise lives in Hackney, or at least she did in Dec.99, so she probably had a laugh on the way home.
On the Mira from Ladytron issue: Yes, she declined my advances. But, hey. One out of two electronica-band-girls ain`t bad scoring for someone resembling a Proclaimers dude.

erlend in kings of convenience

― erlend øye, Friday, October 26, 2001 2:00 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark

lol how had i never seen that

i guess "one half of a quiet norweigan indie folk duo" isn't exactly KAYNE WEST

still great!

I once stole, in one sitting, around £80 worth of CDs from HMV. REM, Iggy Pop, Springsteen... you know, the music you listen to when you're 14. I was 14 at the time, so it kinda makes sense. Anyway, got out of the store scott free.
Next time I went into HMV, I ripped the free gift of "Official Playstation Magazine", which was a mini-packet of mini-Skittles, retail price around 12p. And, fuck me, I got arrested for it. Brilliant.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, April 11, 2003 10:15 AM (7 years ago)

There is nothing like a crack rush while you are getting your booty animalistically hammered with 10 or more inches.

― Jackie, Tuesday, September 3, 2002 3:53 PM (7 years ago)

where is this from????

the bible iirc

Luke 14:23

Can the women here describe in full detail the night of passion they had with a man that had a very very slim (size 28)In full detail ,I am just interested because of the reasons explained in my messages.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Wednesday, January 22, 2003 5:51 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I am also so curious to know what a naked *waist size 28* man looks like in their birthday suit, or even just with their tight undies on.I am just curious of course.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Wednesday, January 22, 2003 5:56 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

fuck off.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, January 22, 2003 5:57 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark

hoping to find some Richard Marx here...I didn't. Back to the bathtub.
― Tynan DeLong (TynanTynan!), Thursday, June 1, 2006 12:28 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

not "of yore," but an instant classic:

iirc that was a pretty good-looking dude except for the giant goatse

― sharkless dick stick (Abbbottt), Tuesday, August 31, 2010 5:48 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

2002 statscock post: oh, those wasted years.

I don't believe in this change. what is 'Dis Ting' supposed to signify? Do any of you pampered wired-up white boys actually talk like that? I think this thread should be boycotted.

― the pinefox, Thursday, 7 August 2008 14:13 (2 years ago) Bookmark

that tynan quote isn't even in the tynan top 10!!!

that shit is yoga flame for all time!

― Tynan DeLong (TynanTynan!), Wednesday, June 7, 2006 5:07 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark

MIA? LCD SOUNDSYSTEM? give me a fucking break. no sufjan, no credibility. fuck the wire.

― Tynan DeLong (TynanTynan!), Thursday, December 15, 2005 9:47 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark

hey fuckers.do any of you think this 4th studio album,issues, by one of the best metal bands fucking ever,Korn,is a classic?i know ALOT of threads like this have been posted on different sites,but there seems to be alot of people born in like 1960 and shit here,the threads on the other sites had younger people logging in.but dont fucking jump at me 4 this question,all you 36 year old critics can fuckup.but everyone else,feel free to answer my Korn Kuestion.

― STONED Raider, Thursday, November 14, 2002 12:00 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

naw the richard marx one is my favourite

some greatest hits from my all-time fave thread:

IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THERE'S A RACIST "MOTIVE" THERE IS A GIGANTIC BODY OF RACIST ICONOGRAPHY THAT THAT BOTTLE OPENER FITS PERFECTLY INTO JESUS CHRIST I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS

― horseshoe, Thursday, March 22, 2007 3:15 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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oh wait AFFECTIONATE!! i know if i was a black 'footballer' i would cherish the paternalistic horse-racing style affection of white british 'football' fans

― and what, Thursday, March 22, 2007 3:34 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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what ilx2 needed was a britisher vs american race debate that also involves soccer

― ghost rider, Thursday, March 22, 2007 1:59 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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WHO GIVES A SHIT, ONE COLLEGE-AGED PRETEND BISEXUAL IS THE SAME AS ANOTHER, YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE GOING TO PRINCETON FOR ALL I WOULD BE ABLE TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, March 22, 2007 5:42 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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I just imagine Louis as perpetually on stage with a crook around his neck dragging him toward the curtain, going "c'mon, that was funny, is this thing on?, FUCK ALL OF YOU BASTARDS, hey c'mon guys, that was funny, I WILL KILL YOUR PETS, you've been a great audience, is this thing on?"

― nabisco, Thursday, March 22, 2007 5:59 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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YOU ARE SO
SO
SO
SO
SO
FUCKING STUPID

i know this post is going to be xposted to fuck and back so i'm just going to wait a second and make it worse.

― gff, Thursday, March 22, 2007 5:07 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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My Argument, a Poem by l0u1s jagg3r

I know it's not the issue to you
Ally
But others
In the course of this discussion
Made it the issue.

I understand the issue you are getting at
Yes, I do
But it's not the one I'm having to argue against.

My argument is that the bottle-opener thread
An innocent thread
Was ruined by over-reacting individuals
Whose over-reaction I felt it necessary to check.

Then the personal shit started flying
Then the accusations of 'implicit racism' arose
Then I was fighting a losing battle for my dignity

When I should have just walked away.

P.S. 'fake ivy league shitbag' = the sort of personal abuse that keeps me coming back for more, baby
Thanks, ILX.

― Mr. Que, Thursday, March 22, 2007 5:42 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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i would just like to point out that i have been otm on this thread, and you are all causing this flame-out over absolutely fuck-all. i had little or no interest in the original thread, but you have caused it to be of interest to me with your colour-sensitive fingertips. the whole thing has been unnecessary. what i was trying to say with that sentence which nabisco couldn't make sense out of is that nothing either by us or in the original thread premise was actually racist, and your collective reaction has painted us all in a disgusting light. none of us are racist, all of us are totally against racism, yet you have manipulated the situation to make it seem as though we turn a blind eye to it. this is fucking pathetic of all of you.

― unfished business, Thursday, March 22, 2007 4:58 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that's not the best pinefox post, this is

wow, it would be great if Wise never came back. in fact, if anyone has to suffer and be lost to the tragic carnage of the Middle East right now, let it be him.

― the pinefox, Monday, 15 September 2008 11:32 (1 year ago)

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-- burt_stanton, Sunday, March 16, 2008 7:33 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

it's learning

o shi

was that polled?