In Honor Of ILX Being Ten, How About Some Quotable Posts Of Yore.

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p sure 'nuclearwar.com' is not a real email addy

THIS IS MY BOARD NOW, BOOTCHES

Deal with it.

― The Reverend, Saturday, September 22, 2007 12:12 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― gff, Saturday, September 22, 2007 12:20 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

count down to ban

― carne asada, Saturday, September 22, 2007 12:21 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

YOU CAN'T BAN ME FROM MY OWN BOARD

― The Reverend, Saturday, September 22, 2007 12:23 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, September 22, 2007 12:27 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

Seeing that old statscock reminded me...Did m✧✧@m✧✧.m✧✧ ever show up as anyone else?

And I still wonder if there's a difference in how people view masturbating in a room where there is a baby, and having sex in such a room. Because, even though masturbation is considered okay these days, there's still a special stigma attached to it that enhances the "yuck"-factor.
Sure they're aware, and I'm not suggesting a shield, but I am saying that there's a big difference between "mom and dad are doing something private and I have some ideas about it" and "dad has his cock out." "Aware" isn't the same as "exposed to."

Okay, what it boils down is, can an infant less than a year old thgink "dad has his cock out", and be somehow traumatized by it? If you think so, I guess there's no point in further debate.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, December 5, 2005 10:06 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^u&k

Look. I'm have a two week load coming up this Monday so I cannot stay. I think this place is duper cool tho and I promise I will be back. Theres one guy that keeps gettin my gravy but I ain;t a slave to the net and can ignore him. Vahid is a piece of shit. Ilove you guys and will bump this thread when I'm back.

http://kc6yru.net:3823/images/jim.jpg

-Big Jim Swells

― murderdogger, Saturday, December 29, 2007 1:28 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

woah @ jim.jpg changing!

also i just re-read that thread and loled irl

From when I was much young person, I have had this fancy: I am finding myself on my base in mine pigiami with an arm around to my bear of the teddy (are much young person in these... possibly 2 uniforms of dream or 3) and then the bear of the teddy comes to life and begins nuzzling up and down my body... and then I obtain much hard one from this fantasy... I will not enter in more particular because it would be much inadequate one! But that what has been able this dream to mean?
― rodman, Sunday, 1 October 2006 17:35 (3 years ago) Permalink

I liek Veronica. WHat's with Sting lately? Appearing on Ally MC Beal to sing "every Breath You Take? Going to Madonnas wedding? Is the same guy who wrote "Darkness" and "Walking on the Moon" ? I really have a special place in my heart for the Police, but egad, what has happened to the man? I hope Elvis COstello doesnt becoem liek him.
― Mike Hanley, Tuesday, May 22, 2001 8:00 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I hope Elvis Costello licks Sting.
― proton, Tuesday, May 22, 2001 8:00 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

It would be fun to see Elvis COstello and Sting in a xxx film. Especially if Liz Taylor was watching in the backgruond and Michal Jackson was trying to mount her
― Mike Hanley, Tuesday, May 22, 2001 8:00 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark

This is so easy...Rob Halford's calloused testicles battered the backside of rock and roll like a pair of sheathed wrecking balls. In contrast, none of Maiden's singers ever presented any evidence of having testicles to begin with. Rob Halford is the dubious bulge of rock and roll, the king and queen of hard rock. Iron Maiden are just a bunch of raving hippie bastards.
― Kris, Sunday, May 13, 2001 7:00 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark

yo does any of you like INSANE CLOWN POSSE!!!!!!! if you dont now WHAT THE FUCK ICP IS DONT ask ME ..... .....................BITCH !!!!!!!!!!!! peace out --joggalo_6*
― patrick terry, Friday, May 18, 2001 7:00 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark

what is the longest song ever (in minutes)?

what is the longest song ever (in minutes)? I think it is: Michael Jatas - Love is Hurting me (15:12 minutes)
Please check out www.michaeljatas.ca
www.HardcoreRadio.ca - COMING SOON!

― Michael Jatas, Monday, August 25, 2003 4:31 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark

Someone, in all seriousness, voted for More Fish? Not just Amon trying to butthurt Deej?
― The Reverend, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 8:32 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Ooh We Love You Rakeem (RZA) 0

;_;
― deej, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 8:36 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Actually that might have been me trying to butthurt Deej.

xpost
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 8:54 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i was kinda curious if ooh we love you rakeem would get ANY votes at all!
― Eisbaer, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 8:55 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ill selection HOOS.

xp
― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 8:59 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol
― deej, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 9:02 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

HEH
― Chromski A.K. Gattlington, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 9:09 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

HOOS don't try to butthurt me again
― deej, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 9:10 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I do not disagree with the results of this poll
― Edward III, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 10:31 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

deej cannot turn his butthurt into a heart ...
― Eisbaer, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 10:33 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i hope this is forever known as the thread where hoos butthurt deej
― max, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 10:46 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

in fact mods should change the thread title to "TITTW deej got butthurt by big hoos aka the steendriver"
― max, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 10:47 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

butthurt by a hoosteen in a wu tang thread beef
― deej, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 11:57 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

BIG HURT aka the buttdriver
― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 11:58 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha those plays on his name never get old
― deej, Wednesday, May 16, 2007 12:00 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark

More dirty democrat tricksters: This time it is former New York Governor, Mario Cuomo. Mario says, "Thinking is hungry business!" Then he yells for his poor wife to fetch "a meat-a-ball sandwich."
He oppresses this poor woman, yet worshipped that British whore who married the geriatric former governor of New York Averill Harriman so she could disinherit his children, spend their inheritence, and then have Bill Clinton appoint her ambassador to France. The real reason USA/France relations are at an all time low is because she was always flashing her deflated bosum to Mitterand. He has never forgiven the US for sending the randy slut his way. Thanks again Bill Clinton, for screwing up the world.
― dexterpie, Thursday, September 9, 2004 8:40 PM

It is just like you dirty democrat trickster francophiles, emulating your favorite French aristocrat - John Kerry. Just like him, you do not refute or deny the facts set forth, thereby admitting them as true, rather you attack a typographical error in sanctimonious piety, pretending that truth does not exist. Do you really expect me to believe if someone wrote, "@#*^% you!" that you wouldn't know what it meant? Everyone can see it means "thank you!" As for that slag Pam Harriman, everyone knows that back when she was Mrs. Churchill, she had a consensual affair with the retarded Kennedy girl (before they killed her) and fathered William Kennedy Smith, everyone's favorite Kennedy cousin. Tommy Skakel didn't kill Martha Moxley - Horny Pam did that when she was Pam Hayward and still into teenaged chicks. That was a consensual murder too, by the way. Ask John Kerry who was there when he should have been in Cambodia.
― dexter pie, Friday, September 10, 2004 3:11 AM

Who is Adam Yauch? The retard is dead, even though her bootlegging pornographer daddy lobodomized her, not long after he wiped out his girlfriend Gloria Swanson's bank accounts. That was one Hollywood hottie who didn't worship every New England liberal she ever heard about.
The Kennedys are "royalty" in that they treat retarded family members just like the merrie old Windsors (real name = Saxe-Gotha-Coburg) - they lock 'em up and throw away the key. Just like John Kerry does whenever he gets the chance. Tay-Ray-Za and he hate children, especially dumb ones, but particularly retarded ones. His great unspoken policy will be that of the Baron and Baroness from Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang. They want to imprison all children. Its in the platform.

By the way, know what Teddy Kennedy said to Bill Clinton back in 1992? "You should have let me drive her [Monica] home!" That is a true story too, ask John Kerry.

― dexterpie, Friday, September 10, 2004 5:28 AM

The truth is sadder than fiction. The truth is I have the heart of lion, yet I offer my kingdom for a hamster. When I was a boy, I stood a full three inches tall. My only companion and protector was my pet hamster, Bebe Rebozzo (no relation). We were vacationing on Martha's Vineyard, the French Aristocrat's sea-shore resort of choice, waiting for the ferry to take us to Walter Cronkrite's house to hear him spin lies by the campfire. Just then, John Kerry threw Bebe Rebozzo and his ugly daughters rat in the bay. With camera rolling to document his "bravery", he saved the rat, but left Bebe to die. Later that night, I saw John Kerry break into various pet stores, torching the hamster cages and raping young hamsters. I saw this all from the vantage point only a three inch tall boy could have. I have eaten my spinach and broccoli (Sorry 41) and now am 7 feet tall and ready to let freedom ring from the truths I share with you now.
― dexterpie, Monday, September 13, 2004 1:48 PM

On Thursday, John Kerry walked into a high class Hotel and went straight for the bar, where he pretended he was a prostitute. First, he chatted me up and said he was "Bobby-Joe" from Tennessee, in town for business. After slipping me a roofie, he suggested we go to my place. Dressed seductively, in typical whore-gear (miniskirt, etc.) he slipped a few knick-knacks into his purse. He was acting all nice, saying he wanted to make sure I got home okay, but in truth he only wanted to burglarize my home. His dirty invitation waits, and if you elect him he will rob you, too. I am so ashamed, I felt I had to warn you.
― dexterpie, Tuesday, September 21, 2004 10:14 PM

John Kerry was laughing so hard he almost shat himself, and while he was waiting for his butler to change his diaper (he did wet himself) he told me that my cats are smarter than all of you. He said even my cats won't use a dirty litterbox, but that you morons will vote for anyone you are told to vote for. My cats like to play with fluffy toys, eat bugs, and take long naps. John Kerry likes to kiss Jimmy carter and hug Michael Dukakis.
Whether he is killing a hamster or slaughtering a vietnamese villiage, John Kerry knows one thing - don't mess with Dexterpie's cats because they are NOT declawed, and are smarter than all of you combined.

― dexterpie, Monday, September 13, 2004 5:43 PM

""one time for ya mind" is the worst moment on illmatic "
I was waiting for someone to say that.

― David Drake, Wednesday, October 29, 2003 3:13 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark

wow at the dexterpie posts. i don't know if i want context or not - will it make them even funnier knowing where they were posted?

i drive more in LA than NY, bro

i wonder if cutty would have found my heigl-lohan girl (who's also latina and half-jewish) 'frumpy'

― double bird strike (gabbneb), Thursday, February 5, 2009 2:55 PM

that girl still sounds so hot

otm

where's the one where he talks about bringing a gf to a fap and everyone drooling?

also where is 'nebb these days?

Ha, I'd never actually seen the post in which "obtain much hard one" originated.

itt gr8080 makes the case fir sockpuppets

ok i know im in this and as such its maybe bad form but

http://img39.picoodle.com/img/img39/9/9/5/f_snorgcoastem_ba1ebfd.jpg

BIG HURT aka the buttdriver
― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 11:58 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha those plays on his name never get old
― deej, Wednesday, May 16, 2007 12:00 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark

otm

633 Chris Ott
636 Chris Ott

This is when was banned and reinstated isn't it.

One never knows.

Hi Ned.

no one posted the memorable "i have a hot chick waiting for me in my bed so ill say this..."?

nm, see that it got posted!

There is nothing like a crack rush while you are getting your booty animalistically hammered with 10 or more inches.

― Jackie, Tuesday, September 3, 2002 3:53 PM (7 years ago)

Last night,I dreamt about my son that he is a giant snake. I cuddle the snake and love it as it is my son. Actually, in real life I am a snake phobeia. I am scared of snack to death. but in my dream, i care for it

― zin zin oo, Tuesday, December 13, 2005 3:21 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark

^^^ all-time.

A/S/L/ @ I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (JW@▐███▓▓▒▒░░)

WAHTY IS IT MADE
― Amazing Randy (Amazing Randy), Monday, July 19, 2004 2:45 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that looks really cool in purple
― I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (ex machina), Monday, July 19, 2004 2:50 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark

A/S/L/ @ I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (JW@▐███▓▓▒▒░░)

^^that whole thread is uh "quotable"

Slits were more impt in the history of music vs. Tom Tom Club, who had one or two good songs, and were in a less transgressive genre.
― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, August 15, 2003 5:57 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

many things wrong with that sentence. many, many things.
― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, August 15, 2003 5:59 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark

Last night,I dreamt about my son that he is a giant snake. I cuddle the snake and love it as it is my son. Actually, in real life I am a snake phobeia. I am scared of snack to death. but in my dream, i care for it

― zin zin oo, Tuesday, December 13, 2005 3:21 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark

I hear this in the same voice as the snake fighting monologue at the end of Underworld's "King of Snake".

I think that snake post is the best one on this thread.

First off,this is the funniest thing I`ve ever encountered on a "kings of convenience" search on the net. a) One of the girls in Robots in Disguise lives in Hackney, or at least she did in Dec.99, so she probably had a laugh on the way home.
On the Mira from Ladytron issue: Yes, she declined my advances. But, hey. One out of two electronica-band-girls ain`t bad scoring for someone resembling a Proclaimers dude.

erlend in kings of convenience

― erlend øye, Friday, October 26, 2001 2:00 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark

lol how had i never seen that

i guess "one half of a quiet norweigan indie folk duo" isn't exactly KAYNE WEST

still great!

I once stole, in one sitting, around £80 worth of CDs from HMV. REM, Iggy Pop, Springsteen... you know, the music you listen to when you're 14. I was 14 at the time, so it kinda makes sense. Anyway, got out of the store scott free.
Next time I went into HMV, I ripped the free gift of "Official Playstation Magazine", which was a mini-packet of mini-Skittles, retail price around 12p. And, fuck me, I got arrested for it. Brilliant.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, April 11, 2003 10:15 AM (7 years ago)

There is nothing like a crack rush while you are getting your booty animalistically hammered with 10 or more inches.

― Jackie, Tuesday, September 3, 2002 3:53 PM (7 years ago)

where is this from????

the bible iirc

Luke 14:23

Can the women here describe in full detail the night of passion they had with a man that had a very very slim (size 28)In full detail ,I am just interested because of the reasons explained in my messages.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Wednesday, January 22, 2003 5:51 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I am also so curious to know what a naked *waist size 28* man looks like in their birthday suit, or even just with their tight undies on.I am just curious of course.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Wednesday, January 22, 2003 5:56 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

fuck off.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, January 22, 2003 5:57 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark

hoping to find some Richard Marx here...I didn't. Back to the bathtub.
― Tynan DeLong (TynanTynan!), Thursday, June 1, 2006 12:28 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

not "of yore," but an instant classic:

iirc that was a pretty good-looking dude except for the giant goatse

― sharkless dick stick (Abbbottt), Tuesday, August 31, 2010 5:48 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

2002 statscock post: oh, those wasted years.

I don't believe in this change. what is 'Dis Ting' supposed to signify? Do any of you pampered wired-up white boys actually talk like that? I think this thread should be boycotted.

― the pinefox, Thursday, 7 August 2008 14:13 (2 years ago) Bookmark