rolling stupid fruity crazy swag thread

http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/01/3a/0d/d8/earl-of-sandwich-restaurant.jpg

a restaurant? must not be on the west coast at all. but srsly u should check out this tape.

i'm a hot and bothered astronaut
crashin while jackin off
to [?????????????]
of asher roth eatin applesauce
sent to earth to poke catholics in ass with swords
and knock blood ashes into their caskets and laugh it off
twisted sicker than mad cattle in fact i'm off
six different liquids with a purse wig plastered on
stop screamin bitch you shouldn't be that alarmed
your big lips was in the attic [???] with the addict's arm
earl puts the ass in assassin
puts the pieces in decomposing bodies in plastic
puts em in a pan then mixes it up with scat
then gobbles it like fat black bitches and catfish
it so happens that i'm so haphazardous
i puke a piece and put it on her ugly fuckin casket, shit
i'm askin that you faggot rap actors
take action and get a hard [????????] shit
how the fuck i fit an ax in satchel?
slip capsules in a glass of dizzee rascal
party snatch baffled askin where her ass go
in my room redefining the meaning of black holes
and go on suck it up but hurry i got nuts to bust
and butts to fuckin [?????] and sluts to fuckin uppercut
it's o.f. buttercup go ahead and fuck with us
without a doubt a surefire way to get your mother fucked
askin for a couple bucks shove a trumpet up her butt
play a song invade her thong my dick is havin guts for lunch <--jaw dropped here
as well as supper then i run this through a ruptured cut
found the mustard fuckin nosy neighbors know that somethin's up
what you doin? nothin much went shot some other stuff
gotta fuckin bounce guess the bouncers had enough of us

this shit is so gleefully offensive

the influences are like... kurupt, horrorcore, and mf doom

imo the line after "guts for lunch" is way more disgusting than that but maybe its actually me thats fucked up

apparently earl got sent to boot camp haha

this is pretty dope too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk68dCUQjzE

forks i am beyond jealous

apparently earl got sent to boot camp haha

― i feed these skreets (tpp), Friday, August 27, 2010 3:10 AM Bookmark

lol

I really hope dom has heard this

there shld probably be an odd future thread to keep an eye on these fatherless children fucked up in the mental

http://twitter.com/drakkardnoir/status/22298984053
http://twitter.com/NICKIMINAJ/status/22298785237

lol ski just favorited this on his youtube channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPjRTvMAptg

lolski kowalski

FUCK YOU BRUCE

JackieChain74 fuck bruce springsteen! he wouldnt clear my sample

i'm so deeply sad and ashamed that I walked after Lauryn at Rock the Bells; I need to make an appointment with my podiatrist cuz my foot is fucked up and SummerStage has completely exhausted my body and anything more than five hours standing knocks me out.
i mean i am apparently fucking old now and I'm really unhappy about not being able to tough that out. Would've been easier if I had gone later than 2, but wanted to see Yela and, due to +1 getting there really late, I didn't even get to do that.
Rakim, KRS and Black Moon were great. Lauryn was like a rock show.
There was a coca cola igloo along with a DJ RAPSTAR tent where you could play the awesome new xbox game and a Camel tent where you could get coupons for cigarettes.
leaving with an ODB t-shirt before the wu played feels like i am the worst man in the world.

did Lauryn reveal anything about ever doing another record or whatever? on a scale of 1 - 10 crazy?

she sounded... interesting? She's not doing hip hop right now, that's for sure. Full band and she was the first (maybe only) artist to not go off turntables. She did a version of lost ones that was really a rock rendition and later stepped off stage for awhile while the band covered a Bob Marley track (Turn Your Lights Down Low? I was a little sozzled by then and barely remember) which she reemerged to sing as gospel.
Guy in the crowd in front of me says to his friend "Can you imagine if she comes back out with Bob Marley? Ten thousand motherfuckers would keel over and DIE"
Loads of pomp and circumstances and mic feedback. The crowd was understandably going berzerk. From way back where I was at, there was not much crazy; just the same level of hullaballoo and buildup that you'd expect live from, say, erykah.
KRS was running around in the crowd with a camera behind him.
As i was leaving a metal van showed up from the other side of the island and they had everybody waiting for the ferry jump on the curb and out pops swizz and alicia and jay z and (apparently? couldn't see her though people were screaming her name) beyonce through the side entrance of the venue.
Some knucklehead guy screams out JAY Z SUCKS and NAS KICKED YOUR ASS MAN which led to all manner of verbal scuffles in the crowd and just reminded me why i was leaving. Seriously, it's like screaming at Bloomberg for chrissakes. Or The Rock.

KRS-One: Crazier Than Lauryn

so im listening to this new pack record ... pretty good beats, interesting, then husalah shows up & just destroyssssss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SSmJph7j3M

xpost

The Rock The Bells lineup was so good that i stood nearly 11 1/2 hours at the main stage with no food, water or bathroom breaks. fml

husalah needs more tracks with young L

looks like L did... 6 beats on the album? is that right?

where you get the production credits?

wikipedia -- i assume some L fanboy updated it

yeah i know some of it isnt L but i want to know which ones

wiki says that the L ones are red light, bend that corner, front back, make me cum, worried bout mine, based boys

im guessing --- 'wolfpack party', 'sex on the beach' 'superman' 'aye' 'one u need' 'worried bout mine'

are not him

mostly bcuz those are kinda garbagey, although they do balance the album from being all 'bangers inc.'

Lil Uno: We would definitely like to work with Waka Flocka, Messy Marv, Plies, Lil Boosie, 2 Live Crew, Suga Free and Kool Keith.

does brandon even rap on any of these songs?

sad abt soulja boys nose candy probs ... worried it will reduce his ability to generate memes

faux HRO aside its also really sad ;_;

did you guys see that carmelo anthony put a hit out on kat stacks via twitter looll

whiney, had i thought that you were gonna be around at rock the bells I woulda come to you for support to get me through to my fourth wind or somethin'

yah he just claimed his twitter was hacked

pretty gross tweet tbh

it was gross & the whole culture around rap/rap blogs that people should openly rooting for violence against kat stacks is really disgusting, but it's hilarious that carmelo anthony of all people would put a hit out on kat stacks over twitter for some reason

on the other hand, kat stacks clearly exploits all of it for gain in terms of money & fame so whatever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggW4wLEahX0&feature=player_embedded

i remember i think dave stelfox?? was trying to explain to me KLC's conversational style one time like 5 years ago

i understand what he meant now

good interview tho

http://hiphopconnection.com/musicDetail.php/Kayne-West-ft.-Raekwon-amp-Justin-Bieber-96/

he told us so

so back to the spare lo-fi bay area moon music

this kid Issue is E-40's son and Droop-E's brother. he is way the fuck out there and based beyond all reasonable expectations of basedness.

he loves Arizona Iced Tea. SEEeeeiiiiiiiip.

my boy made a video for one of his "songs"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stMK9lbaCtc

e-40 household sounds v dope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib__wLn6Klo

not a good time for him to release a song w/ 'od' in the title

haha

http://www.pitchforkreviewsreviews.com/post/1043570259/getting-my-lil-wayne-tattoo

missed my chance 2 make waves w a beatnuts tat i suppose