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soldier boy - I am attractive

I like this cuz it makes the artist's name more reasonable too lol

funky brewster (San Te), Thursday, 26 August 2010 14:06 (fifteen years ago)

Paul Simon - 50 Ways to Greet Your Lover
Public Enemy - My Shopping Weighs a Ton

ithappens, Thursday, 26 August 2010 15:05 (fifteen years ago)

Public Enemy - Fear of a "Flavor of Love" Planet

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Thursday, 26 August 2010 15:07 (fifteen years ago)

Adam Ant - 'Be My Guest'

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 26 August 2010 15:40 (fifteen years ago)

Folsom Bed and Breakfast Blues

bring me your finest milksteak and a side of jellybeans (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 26 August 2010 15:40 (fifteen years ago)

hahaHAAA

My totem animal is a hamburger. (WmC), Thursday, 26 August 2010 16:02 (fifteen years ago)

Starland Vocal Band - "Afternoon Nap"

Jenny, Thursday, 26 August 2010 16:10 (fifteen years ago)

'A Boy Named Stu'

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 26 August 2010 16:10 (fifteen years ago)

Metallica - Wherever I May Phone

rhythm fixated member (chap), Thursday, 26 August 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)

Cee-Lo - I Don't Like Your New Boyfriend

bring me your finest milksteak and a side of jellybeans (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 26 August 2010 18:29 (fifteen years ago)

good one

peacocks, Thursday, 26 August 2010 18:38 (fifteen years ago)

Manic Street Preachers - Pie in the Summertime

kornrulez6969, Thursday, 26 August 2010 18:53 (fifteen years ago)

Prince - When Doves Cry (They Tend to be a Bit Noisy, so Close the Window, Will You, Dear?)

Darin, Thursday, 26 August 2010 19:02 (fifteen years ago)

Nazi Punks Please Leave - Dead Kennedys

ImprovSpirit, Thursday, 26 August 2010 19:06 (fifteen years ago)

A Spoonful Weighs More Than One Would Expect - Flaming Lips

ImprovSpirit, Thursday, 26 August 2010 19:08 (fifteen years ago)

Pavement - "Trim Your Bangs"

I.C.P. Freely (bernard snowy), Thursday, 26 August 2010 19:11 (fifteen years ago)

That's When I Reach for My Inner Strength - Mission of Burma

Darin, Thursday, 26 August 2010 19:14 (fifteen years ago)

Lady Gaga - Gin Rummy Face

bring me your finest milksteak and a side of jellybeans (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 26 August 2010 19:43 (fifteen years ago)

Mick Ronson - 'Laughter on Tenth Avenue'

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 26 August 2010 19:47 (fifteen years ago)

Morrissey - Ringleader of the Washed-Up Musicians Milking Their Back-Catalogs Endlessly on Tour

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Thursday, 26 August 2010 19:51 (fifteen years ago)

The Smiths - Girlfriend In The MOMA

kornrulez6969, Thursday, 26 August 2010 20:28 (fifteen years ago)

Katy Perry - Penis

-or-

Katy Perry - Cock

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 16:16 (fifteen years ago)

The Fall, "Property Values in the North Will Rise Considerably"

rotting-month story (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 16:47 (fifteen years ago)

t.i. - large crackling feces

this is in no way more reasonable!!

the banana boat username (crüt), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 17:59 (fifteen years ago)

Rose Tattoo - A salt and vinegar
Michael Schenker Group - Charmed and Steady
Jerry Lee Lewis - Grated Balls of Cheese

ithappens, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 19:48 (fifteen years ago)

REM - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I'm Completely Terrified)

Squirrel! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 19:58 (fifteen years ago)

three months pass...

Hickety, pickety, my black hen,
She lays eggs for gentlemen;
Gentlemen come every day
To see what my black hen doth lay,
Sometimes nine and sometimes ten,
Hickety, pickety, my black hen.

-Kelis

lookin qwyte (crüt), Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:41 (fifteen years ago)

Gary Numan - Are 'Fans' Electric?

patrick NAGL (corey), Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:47 (fifteen years ago)

Tommy James and the Shondells - My Mom Is Watching TV in the Next Room So We Should Be Quiet

patrick NAGL (corey), Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:53 (fifteen years ago)

eight months pass...

14 lines about 7 women

slugbuggy, Sunday, 7 August 2011 18:35 (fourteen years ago)

ten months pass...

10cc - I'm not that much in love

Mark G, Thursday, 28 June 2012 13:59 (thirteen years ago)

Baby Boomer Theme Songs Edition:

Bob Seger: Old Time Rock and Role-Playing
Billy Joel: We Neither Confirm Nor Deny Starting Fires
Starship: We Bilked This City
Crosby, Stills & Nash: Bore Your Children (Just Look at Them and Sigh)

Vic Perry, Friday, 29 June 2012 04:58 (thirteen years ago)

Sheena Easton - Splenda Walls

kornrulez6969, Friday, 29 June 2012 05:04 (thirteen years ago)

Radiohead - Interesting Fishes/Arpeggi

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 29 June 2012 12:10 (thirteen years ago)

David Bowie - The Man Who Sold His Car

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 29 June 2012 12:11 (thirteen years ago)

David Bowie - 'Always Driving In The Same Car'

Jeff Goldblum is watching you, pope! (snoball), Friday, 29 June 2012 12:14 (thirteen years ago)

Stones - "Look, I'm willing to share my cloud with you but we need a rota or something"

Jeff W, Friday, 29 June 2012 12:16 (thirteen years ago)

The Beatles - 'Yellow Pedalo'

Jeff Goldblum is watching you, pope! (snoball), Friday, 29 June 2012 12:24 (thirteen years ago)

Nirvana - In Vitro
Serve the Sandwiches
Lemon-Scented Apprentice
Hat-Shaped Box
"Friend" Me
France's Farmers Will Have Their Revenge on Cicadas
Intellectually Incurious
Ape Within Reason
Skim Milk It
A Cup of Tea, a Free Sonogram and a Pamphlet About Adoption
Give the Gift of Music
If You Don't Have Anything Nice to Say, Don't Say Anything
My Bad

Hideous Lump, Sunday, 1 July 2012 05:46 (thirteen years ago)

Bruce Springsteen - 10th Avenue Chill Out
The Smiths – Concern
Swans - Dating a Slave
Mission of Burma - That's When I Reach For My Remote Control
The Specials - Just the Right Amount, at Just the Right Age

Manfred Mann meets Man Parrish (ithappens), Sunday, 1 July 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)

agent orange - i kill spiders

slugbuggy, Sunday, 1 July 2012 21:23 (thirteen years ago)

Death

Psoriasis
Born Ahead
Forgotten Bus Pass
Left to Right
Pull a Hug
Open Cask of Ale
Primitive Vase
Joke on It

goat news for people who love boat news (how's life), Sunday, 1 July 2012 21:34 (thirteen years ago)

Radiohead - Cardiff Police

Moka, Sunday, 1 July 2012 22:08 (thirteen years ago)

Cannibal Corpse - Splinters Removed from a Virgin's Hand

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 1 July 2012 22:25 (thirteen years ago)

Cannibal Corpse - Nibbled By Squirrels

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 1 July 2012 22:30 (thirteen years ago)

julian cope - eugene shut your mouth

slugbuggy, Monday, 2 July 2012 10:34 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

Peter Gabriel - "Spank the Monkey"

Jeremy Clarkson Sex Face (snoball), Friday, 3 August 2012 07:41 (thirteen years ago)

David Bowie - The Man Who Sold His Car

― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, June 29, 2012 12:11 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

chilliam carlbros chilliams (bernard snowy), Friday, 3 August 2012 11:54 (thirteen years ago)

going back thru this thread and there are like 5 awful ones for every good one—kind of want to assemble my own list of all the best so that whenever I'm in a bad mood I can giggle at stuff like

Joy Division - She's Lost the Remote Control

― Hideous Lump, Saturday, May 30, 2009 4:35 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

chilliam carlbros chilliams (bernard snowy), Friday, 3 August 2012 12:03 (thirteen years ago)

also, not trying to toot my own horn but gotDAMN I am one funny dude

Pavement - "Trim Your Bangs"

― I.C.P. Freely (bernard snowy), Thursday, August 26, 2010 7:11 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

chilliam carlbros chilliams (bernard snowy), Friday, 3 August 2012 12:04 (thirteen years ago)


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