ITT: Tell The Beatles to Fuck Off

GO! FUCK! OFF! in-na yeller sub-ma-reen (repeat as necessary)

In the town where I was born,
Lived a man who sailed to sea,
And he told us of his life,
What a boring fucking asshole

As we live a life of ease,
Every one of us has all we need,
Sky of blue, and sea of green,
we can all fuck off to Hell

She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh.
I told her I didn't and crawled off to sleep in the bath

And when I awoke I was alone, this bird had flown
So I lit a fire, isn't it good, the smell of Beatles vinyl?

lool

I read the news today oh boy
Ten thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
And tho the holes were rather small
They can still fuck off

Woke up, fell out of bed.
Dragged a comb across my head.
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
and looking up, I noticed I was late (backing vocals: fuck fuck Fuck FUCK!)
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
and somebody spoke they were telling me to FUCK OFF!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-UH-UCK OOOOOOOOOOOFF!
FU-UH-UUUUUCK FU-UH-UCK OFF!
FU-UH-UH-UH-UHCK OFF!
FU-UH-UUUUUUUUH-UH-UCK OOOOOOFF!

Flew in from Miami Beach, F.U.C.K.
Didn't get to fuck last night
On the way the jazz mag was on my knee
While I was taking a shite

I'm back in the FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
You don't know how lucky you are, cock
Back in the FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

Been fucked off for so long I hardly knew the place
Gee it's good to fuck right off
Leave it til tomorrow to unfuck myself
Somebody shouted FUCK OFF! on the phone

I'm back in the FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
You don't know how lucky you are, cock
Back in the FUCK OFF
Back in the FUCK OFF
Back in the FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

Well the Ukraine girls tell me to FUCK OFF
They leave the West behind
and Moscow girls tell me to FUCK OFF
and Georgia's always telling me to
FU-FU-FU-FU-FU-FUCK OFF!

Oh FUCK OFF!

(insert guitar wankery)

Oh tell me to FUCK OFF way down south
Hear FUCK OFF from your daddy's mouth
Let me hear your FUCK OFF!s ringing out
come and tell me to FUCK OFF!

I'm back in the FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
You don't know how lucky you are, cock
Back in the FUCK OFF
Back in the FUCK OFF
Back in the FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

Oh just tell me to FUCK OFF!

This isn't playful btw.

FUCK OFF

I read the news today oh boy
Ten thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
And tho the holes were rather small
They can still fuck off

massive lol

SO MUCH H8

DIE BEATLES DIE

(are they all dead yet?)

There they were, silhouetted by the sourceless golden light, the noble beauty of their magnificent profiles overwhelming. John. Paul. Ringo. George. His opportunity, finally here. What would he say? The subject of hours of daily thought since they adorned his bedroom walls, a dream cruelly torn from him on that cold New York street. The three, the three, he had drunk, laughed, loved with the three, their individual beauty awed in the flesh, but they were not The Beatles. Dozens of questions articulated over dozens of years raced through his mind, each a singular force battling for supremacy, to be that which leaves the mind and passes through the mouth, into the air, into the ears. The ears of The Beatles. Those ears that had heard so much. So much. He drifted. Only the unconscious expression, he knew, would satisfy. His mouth opened. His tongue, his lips, twisted, contracted, formed the words...

"FOOK OFF."

Noel awoke with a shriek, seated bolt upright in the luxurious silk velvet velvet of his four poster bed. Soaked in sweat from head to toe.

-velvet.

'silk velvet velvet' has louche ring to it

okay, +velvet.

http://www.bootlegzone.com/beatleg/discs/scans/tbfuck1-cover1.jpg

stay classy lex

I will never understand those with OTT levels of hatred for this band. There are hundreds of more hateable bands than this.

and there are many threads on the board for sharing your appreciation of them.

this is the thread for telling them to fuck off.

Telling them to fuck off is fine, just not exactly cool with wishing death on anyone.

i'd be fine w/torture tbh

I guess I'd be okay with forcing Ringo to watch every espisode of children's TV he has ever done on an infinite loop ala Clockwork Orange. The biggest crime perpetrated by this band, imho.

we can play them the Paris Hilton album

maybe they'll learn something from it!

I don't think anyone needs lessons in being a vacuous, agentless studio baby

crack about learning to suck cock

also learning to unironically say the word "nigger"

thought John had that covered

please people, let's not forget what this thread's all about - telling the beatles to fuck off, for some reason.

because they can fuck off tbh

FULL CIRCLE

this is my favorite thread ever.

to beatles: f--k you, you boring 60s sacred cow you.

Oh the Beatles... my parents favorite fucking band for no good reason...

HEY BEATLES... FUCK OFF!

i don't know why nobody told you
how to unfold you love
i don't know how someone controlled you
they bought and sold you...

i look at the world and i notice it's turning
so fuck off

hey beatles

fuck off

Oh the Beatles... my parents favorite fucking band for no good reason...

sounds like u have some unaddressed anger issues toward ur parents, more so than the beatles

I THINK HE ADDRESSED THEM PRETTY WELL

also fuck off and take the fuck off beatles with you

let's not forget what this thread's all about - telling the beatles to fuck off, for some reason.

The reason being that they are The Beatles. FUCK OFF and don't come back, not even if you mop haired tossbags learn to spell 'beetles' properly.

when did this boring band jump the shark? you could certainly use the execrable, cringeworthy octopus's garden as the mark, but they were boring, hippy-dippy blowhards long before that.

hey beatles

fuck off

OTFM

i feel like smoking weed in high school didn't lead me down the path of telling the beatles to fuck off, that nothing will

feel like if*

just do it--it feels good

HEY PARIS HILTON! GO FUCK YRSELF YA TALENTLESS TRAMP!!!!!!!!!

whoops sorry wrong thread

they used to call me the turd beatle

Or was that the dung beetle?

whoops sorry wrong thread

― Darin, Saturday, 4 December 2010 06:00 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

SBd this guy twice in 24 hours, what are the odds?

ps FUCK OFF the beatles

FUCK OFF beatles

it feels good to do this daily

'Happiness is a Warm FUCK OFF'

all you need is TO FUCK OFF