ITT: Tell The Beatles to Fuck Off

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"...then suddenly I see you
And I tell you I need you,
to FUCK OFF!"

Strawberry Fields FUCK OFF YEAH!

Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup, specifically the words "fuck off" that resonate across the universe

Across the Universe really can fuck off IMO.

"chaka ru-uh FUCK OFF"

lol "chaka ru-uh"

Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Fucked Off)

^^^ clearly a cover version...

Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Fucked Off)

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 21 August 2010 13:08 (5 hours ago)

I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer I gave on my ill-conceived iTunes thread.

i'd bet the farm that this thread and 90% of the responses are British in origin...they seem to love their "fuck off"s!

Fuck Off Pie

So he wasn't singing "Jackaroo Davy" in Across the Universe?

very disappointing

not enough "fuck off"s?

never enough.

Hey Bulldog - Fuck Off!

and then while I'm away, I'll write home every day
and I'll tell everyone to fuck off

i'd bet the farm that this thread and 90% of the responses are British in origin...they seem to love their "fuck off"s!

― iago g., Saturday, 21 August 2010 18:17 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you don't know the half of it!

^^^ belongs on the "Tell Scritti to Fuck Off" thread iirc

Murray the K, you can fuck off fifth

Fuck Off to the USSR

Why Don't You Fuck Off Up The Road?

Fucking off is more popular than Jesus

I Am The Walrus, And I Say Fuck Off

Fuck Off, you weren't as good as The Monkees.

All the lonely people, why don't they all fuck off?

Go F--k Yourselves Forever.

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpiqijk0f91qz9m0ho1_400.jpg

Ah, fuck off, all the lonely people.

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Eleanor Rigby, picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been,
Eats it for tea
Waits at the window, she's got a fuck off that keeps in a jar by the door
Who is it for?
Oh, it's for the Beatles

Father Mackenzie, writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear
no one comes near
But if the Beatles happened upon his small parish to hear him declaim
they'd hear their names
sermons that say "fuck off"
it's what he mainly writes
sermons that say "fuck off"
pens them every night

George Harrison (to George Martin): "Well...your tie can fuck off."

look at him working
darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there
fuck these socks tbh

Eleanor Rigby died in the church and was buried along with her name
Still the Beatles never came
Father Mackenzie wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave
They could have bought him a spade
Cunts

<3 u so much for that

Serious laughter.

GO! FUCK! OFF! in-na yeller sub-ma-reen (repeat as necessary)

In the town where I was born,
Lived a man who sailed to sea,
And he told us of his life,
What a boring fucking asshole

As we live a life of ease,
Every one of us has all we need,
Sky of blue, and sea of green,
we can all fuck off to Hell

She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh.
I told her I didn't and crawled off to sleep in the bath

And when I awoke I was alone, this bird had flown
So I lit a fire, isn't it good, the smell of Beatles vinyl?

lool

I read the news today oh boy
Ten thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
And tho the holes were rather small
They can still fuck off

Woke up, fell out of bed.
Dragged a comb across my head.
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
and looking up, I noticed I was late (backing vocals: fuck fuck Fuck FUCK!)
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
and somebody spoke they were telling me to FUCK OFF!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-UH-UCK OOOOOOOOOOOFF!
FU-UH-UUUUUCK FU-UH-UCK OFF!
FU-UH-UH-UH-UHCK OFF!
FU-UH-UUUUUUUUH-UH-UCK OOOOOOFF!

Flew in from Miami Beach, F.U.C.K.
Didn't get to fuck last night
On the way the jazz mag was on my knee
While I was taking a shite

I'm back in the FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
You don't know how lucky you are, cock
Back in the FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

Been fucked off for so long I hardly knew the place
Gee it's good to fuck right off
Leave it til tomorrow to unfuck myself
Somebody shouted FUCK OFF! on the phone

I'm back in the FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
You don't know how lucky you are, cock
Back in the FUCK OFF
Back in the FUCK OFF
Back in the FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

Well the Ukraine girls tell me to FUCK OFF
They leave the West behind
and Moscow girls tell me to FUCK OFF
and Georgia's always telling me to
FU-FU-FU-FU-FU-FUCK OFF!

Oh FUCK OFF!

(insert guitar wankery)

Oh tell me to FUCK OFF way down south
Hear FUCK OFF from your daddy's mouth
Let me hear your FUCK OFF!s ringing out
come and tell me to FUCK OFF!

I'm back in the FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
You don't know how lucky you are, cock
Back in the FUCK OFF
Back in the FUCK OFF
Back in the FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

Oh just tell me to FUCK OFF!

This isn't playful btw.

FUCK OFF

I read the news today oh boy
Ten thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
And tho the holes were rather small
They can still fuck off

massive lol

SO MUCH H8

DIE BEATLES DIE

(are they all dead yet?)

There they were, silhouetted by the sourceless golden light, the noble beauty of their magnificent profiles overwhelming. John. Paul. Ringo. George. His opportunity, finally here. What would he say? The subject of hours of daily thought since they adorned his bedroom walls, a dream cruelly torn from him on that cold New York street. The three, the three, he had drunk, laughed, loved with the three, their individual beauty awed in the flesh, but they were not The Beatles. Dozens of questions articulated over dozens of years raced through his mind, each a singular force battling for supremacy, to be that which leaves the mind and passes through the mouth, into the air, into the ears. The ears of The Beatles. Those ears that had heard so much. So much. He drifted. Only the unconscious expression, he knew, would satisfy. His mouth opened. His tongue, his lips, twisted, contracted, formed the words...

"FOOK OFF."

Noel awoke with a shriek, seated bolt upright in the luxurious silk velvet velvet of his four poster bed. Soaked in sweat from head to toe.

-velvet.

'silk velvet velvet' has louche ring to it

okay, +velvet.