Insane Clown Posse Fans. No, they really do exist, BITCH. My question is.....WHY, JUGGALOS!?

"I call myself a Juggalo, And i scream it everwhere that i go...JUGGALO"
MCL TO ALL WHO REPRESENT, And to all the Biggot who think they are down, well fuck that, you aint nuthin but bitches who are suckin on Feminems dick right now.
SHANGRI-LA MACKDAGGER

-- js (roc...), May 5th, 2006.

i wouldn't doubt it!

icp are a rap group that have been around since the begining of rap back before they were insane clown posse they were inner city posse and were producing back in tha day on tape and selling it out of thier cars. they stuck with it because they knew they would reach the top of the underground which they achived with dog beats. then it moved to shaggy and violent j as a duo and they have come to the forefront of "dark rap" brining twisted abk and blaze witht them. so actualy do sum research before you dissmis them as crap!!!

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my, that's THE most intellectual thing an ICP fan's has EVER said!

and pat, slipknot are NOT gawds of anything...sorry.
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And as for the other guy? Remember the Treacherous Three -- Kool Moe Dee, Treacherous Three Clown Guy, and Treacherous Three Guy Who Is Neither Kool Moe Dee Nor a Clown? Well, the second one of those guys split from the group to form the ICP. Kool Moe Dee wanted to come along, but Kool Herc thought their names were too similar, and people would be confused (even if they both dressed as clowns).

I don't know what happened to the third Treacherous Three guy, but I bet he used a shorter name after the Treacherous Three broke up.

RAPHISTORY4LYFE YO

OK, this is genius.

I say, Chauncy, we've discovered the origins of rapping music! You see, it began with two jesters and ended with beating animals! Luckily, it died out before it could ever spread past Romulus.

slipknot have been put up there with the gods of metal music

Whahahahaha!!

icp are a rap group that have been around since the begining of rap

whom are you addressing, kind sir?

i'm not of the gay-ilk but i find yr comment to be vague and unfocussed.

while we're on the subject of questionable parenting, a guy came into the store with his kid, probably about 14.

kid wants an icp cd (yes, there are folks who listen to icp with a sense of humor, but that is one characteristic distinctly lacking from most of the younger fans--they take it seriously), and the father says, if i buy that for you, your little girlfriend has to show me her pussy.

he didn't even say it in a particularly hushed tone, so i just gagged and hoped it was some kind of metaphor for...i don't know, but something, please. i mean, 'cause he bought the disc.

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URITE, PAT

...I loved Slipknot before I heard them...I thought the idea of some industrial Pig-Bag tribal percussion group meets thrash sounded awesome! it was so boring in practice though.

that story gypsy mothra told is the most disturbing thing I've read in a while. is that, like, an expression? what on earth?

ICP
Posted by mach5potato on Friday, September 17 2004

Ever wish you were a wicked clown? Ever wish you were a white guy who raps? Ever wish you were a fat, white guy, wicked clown who raps? Me either. Apparently these jackasses never got the memo. I first heard them years ago and thought the fad would pass. How long could two assholes with no talent what-so-ever possibly last? Boy did I underestimate the stupidity of today’s youth. You ‘Juggalos’ do realize your idols did nothing more than steal KISS’ gimmick, right? We’ve put up with your retarded lyrics and fans for far too long, time for sweet retribution!

Method of Execution:
This one is tricky. How do you kill someone that raps about fucking dead fat bitches? Well I think the best thing is to let them live. Yes, let them live long enough for their legions of fans to sprout pubic hair and realize just how terrible their ‘music’ is. I expect the rage of years of being subjected to their music will build up inside them and riots will ensue. Did someone order two wicked clowns well-done hanging from a lamppost? Your order is ready.

Are you a recovering Juggalo? Come tell your sorry tale in the forums.

In 200 years there will be more Juggalos than Jews, you wait and see. They'll be like Mormons, and their incomprehensible Gospel will win converts among the young and dispossessed.
-- js (roc...), May 4th, 2006.

Look, I empathize with taking solace in the sense of community forged by collective fandom of a band. I feel a similar affinity with fans of my particular favorite artists.
But the facts remain: INSANE CLOWN POSSE ARE RIDICULOUS, MAKE BAD MUSIC AND ESPOUSE FLAGRANT, INDEFENSIBLE, UNFUNNY IDIOCY AT EVERY TURN!

stage one is the begining it is when you first become a juggalo. you don't know what the fuck is goin on and this is all new light to you. step two is when you finally realize what the hell you are now and what family is to you. you start collecting cds and merchandise. stage three a TRUE juggalo. you now go to shows and go to instores and everything to do with Psychopathic Records. then you actually know what the hell is goin on and now it is coming through to you for what you are and why you converted to being a juggalo.

Sounds a bit like Scientology....only a lot dumber.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), September 13th, 2005.

Juggalo Z lyrics = brill

I wish I was a white guy who raps.