YOU TOTALLY MISSED THE ILX HEAVY ROCK/METAL ALBUM POLL COUNTDOWN, SUCKA (CLICK FOR A RECAP)

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How could you forget the crazy hooker? (HI DERE), Friday, 13 August 2010 16:34 (fifteen years ago)

I know this Burzum album had 19 votes and two #1's, but we're not talking about it. Carry on.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 13 August 2010 16:38 (fifteen years ago)

despite varg being a racist murdering nazi prick, that album is still genius.
Noone knew that at the time (well, they knew he was a prick)

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 13 August 2010 16:39 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, whatever.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 13 August 2010 16:40 (fifteen years ago)

he's the 90s killer version of vince neil

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 13 August 2010 16:42 (fifteen years ago)

yeesh

How could you forget the crazy hooker? (HI DERE), Friday, 13 August 2010 16:43 (fifteen years ago)

Will seriously LOL (and then cringe) if Filosofem breaks into the top ten.

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Friday, 13 August 2010 16:43 (fifteen years ago)

Oh plz, Vince Neil (whom I really do think is a human turd) did not murder anyone with malice. He was driving drunk with a willing passenger. xps

Johnny Fever, Friday, 13 August 2010 16:44 (fifteen years ago)

norwegian metal dudes had to take it further though, always the same!

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 13 August 2010 16:45 (fifteen years ago)

So silly. Did a bunch of 12 year old geeks make up the voting in this poll?

Chicago to Philadelphia: "Suck It" (Bill Magill), Friday, 13 August 2010 16:46 (fifteen years ago)

12 Celtic Frost · Monotheist (2006) (901 Points, 21 votes)
http://www.metal-archives.com/images/1/0/4/5/104518.jpg
http://open.spotify.com/album/5zzEbzGo0VQzemHtO0HnrW

Greatest metal comeback album of all time.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 13 August 2010 16:46 (fifteen years ago)

LJ, play it now

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 13 August 2010 16:46 (fifteen years ago)

See my post at 12:46. Geek city here.

Chicago to Philadelphia: "Suck It" (Bill Magill), Friday, 13 August 2010 16:47 (fifteen years ago)

i call bullshit. this is turning into herman's greatest hits.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 13 August 2010 16:48 (fifteen years ago)

Totally.

Chicago to Philadelphia: "Suck It" (Bill Magill), Friday, 13 August 2010 16:49 (fifteen years ago)

yeah im making it all up as i go along.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 13 August 2010 16:50 (fifteen years ago)

The #1 album will be "No Sleep till Nerdville" by the Slough Feg/Darkthrone All Stars.

Chicago to Philadelphia: "Suck It" (Bill Magill), Friday, 13 August 2010 16:52 (fifteen years ago)

johnny, think of the fun you will have when you do an "alternate alltime heavy rock/metal poll" with no albums from the top 300 allowed.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 13 August 2010 16:53 (fifteen years ago)

(ps its not like i even care for most of these BM/DM albums that have placed)

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 13 August 2010 16:53 (fifteen years ago)

i never saw the nominations list but i'd be kinda surprised if ghostreveries was the only opeth album in the top 300

ciderpress, Friday, 13 August 2010 16:56 (fifteen years ago)

Did I miss it, or has Hvis Lyset Tar Oss not placed yet? Cause lol to the max if we're giving that asshole a #1 album in the ILX metal poll :P

Mordy, Friday, 13 August 2010 16:57 (fifteen years ago)

Oh, nevermind -- I see it just placed at 13.

Mordy, Friday, 13 August 2010 16:57 (fifteen years ago)

This poll is an excellent argument in the doing away with of polls on ILM forever.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 13 August 2010 16:58 (fifteen years ago)

This next album got pushed out of the top 10 at the last min by hair metal fan J3ff "girly metal" T

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 13 August 2010 16:59 (fifteen years ago)

Varg needs our support!

Mordy, Friday, 13 August 2010 16:59 (fifteen years ago)

Pink?

xp

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Friday, 13 August 2010 16:59 (fifteen years ago)

the top ten better redeem all this high-placing bullshit.

Without warning, a wizard walks by. (Viceroy), Friday, 13 August 2010 16:59 (fifteen years ago)

i dont see why i should bother running metal polls then if that's how people feel

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 13 August 2010 17:00 (fifteen years ago)

xp to johnny

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 13 August 2010 17:00 (fifteen years ago)

Pink?

yes, M!ssundaztood was pushed out at the last minute by late voters

How could you forget the crazy hooker? (HI DERE), Friday, 13 August 2010 17:00 (fifteen years ago)

11 Burzum · Filosofem (1996) (905 Points, 20 votes)
http://www.metal-archives.com/images/3/8/2/382.jpg

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 13 August 2010 17:01 (fifteen years ago)

oh ffs

How could you forget the crazy hooker? (HI DERE), Friday, 13 August 2010 17:01 (fifteen years ago)

I can't wait to see the list of voters. I don't even care about their ballots...i just want to know who they were.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 13 August 2010 17:01 (fifteen years ago)

again this is why metal is troublesome, people lionize shit like this and make rationalizations for it that are only really comparable to rationalizations made by people who really really dig super misogynistic hip-hop

How could you forget the crazy hooker? (HI DERE), Friday, 13 August 2010 17:02 (fifteen years ago)

Kerr is always asking me to defend Burzum on ILX, so let me just say once and for all: Varg is a terrible racist and a horrific disgusting human being, but I'm fascinated with BSDM like film critics are fascinated by Leni Riefenstahl or Birth of a Nation. It's incredibly striking, fascinating music and Varg is a really weird + bizarre figure. It could just be that my repulsion glands aren't functioning correctly, but it's really compelling shit imho.

Mordy, Friday, 13 August 2010 17:03 (fifteen years ago)

Can someone post a track from Filosofem for us?

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Friday, 13 August 2010 17:03 (fifteen years ago)

To be honest, can't really disagree with Mordy. Some individuals are unbelievably repulsive, but some of the music is unbelievably compelling.

Hey Jabulani! Pope of four four two. (aldo), Friday, 13 August 2010 17:05 (fifteen years ago)

Check the tracks poll results. I remember something from this album being in there. xp

Johnny Fever, Friday, 13 August 2010 17:05 (fifteen years ago)

I know what you mean. I have a hard time justifying it to myself when I listen to Wagner, but that's not very often. xp

Still, Wagner never iced a motherfucker.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 13 August 2010 17:07 (fifteen years ago)

Wagner was friends with Jewish composers IIRC -- his reputation as an uber-anti-semite is not deserved. Blame his nazi nephew or grandson or whatever.

Without warning, a wizard walks by. (Viceroy), Friday, 13 August 2010 17:09 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, but it's not like I'm trying to justify to myself, "Oh, he's horrible but the music is so good," (which I have to do when I listen to Wagner too). It's more like, "Oh my god, he's so horrible and that's what is so freaking interesting here." Like his music is clearly coming from a demented brilliant mind. I don't separate it out from him personally.

Mordy, Friday, 13 August 2010 17:10 (fifteen years ago)

So, the top ten?

total satan attitude (kkvgz), Friday, 13 August 2010 17:11 (fifteen years ago)

I was going to say, the whole thing with Wagner is complicated and not nearly as clear-cut as the appropriation of his music by the Nazis would lead you to believe; there's more evidence directly damning Orff than Wagner and even there info is contradictory and muddled.

Not all that much is contradictory, muddled or uncertain with Varg.

How could you forget the crazy hooker? (HI DERE), Friday, 13 August 2010 17:11 (fifteen years ago)

^^^ HI DERE OTM as usual

Without warning, a wizard walks by. (Viceroy), Friday, 13 August 2010 17:12 (fifteen years ago)

didn't vote here but for ilxor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXu8M6q6v84

i struggle mightily w this cuz i dig some burzum as music, but can't even begin to condone any kind of support for the motherfucker (or for the motherfuckers that support the motherfucker)

a CRASBO is a "criminally related" ASBO (contenderizer), Friday, 13 August 2010 17:12 (fifteen years ago)

like, Wagner wrote an anti-Semetic essay while possibly having Jewish heritage and telling ppl that his closest friendship was with a Jewish dude namd Samuel Lehrs

it's all kind of a big fucked-up mess; a good chunk of what he was doing looks like pandering to get people to stop patronizing his rivals

How could you forget the crazy hooker? (HI DERE), Friday, 13 August 2010 17:14 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, but it's not like I'm trying to justify to myself, "Oh, he's horrible but the music is so good," (which I have to do when I listen to Wagner too). It's more like, "Oh my god, he's so horrible and that's what is so freaking interesting here." Like his music is clearly coming from a demented brilliant mind. I don't separate it out from him personally.

It's definitely more the former for me - I think that's because the music doesn't seem particularly... expressive, if that's the right word? Especially the ambient instrumental bits. I'm still conflicted for sure but that's why I find it easier to appreciate the music.

Gavin in Leeds, Friday, 13 August 2010 17:15 (fifteen years ago)

xp yeah from what I've read his essay was half piss-taking, a quarter actual anti-semitism and a quarter trying to get his music sold at a time when Jewish composers were very popular.

Without warning, a wizard walks by. (Viceroy), Friday, 13 August 2010 17:15 (fifteen years ago)

He wrote some anti-semitic music too including a piece based on the Grimm's Fairy Tale "The Jew Among Thorns"

Mordy, Friday, 13 August 2010 17:16 (fifteen years ago)

#10 would be nice (maybe?) about now.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 13 August 2010 17:17 (fifteen years ago)


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