Johnny Fever is a younger Homer Simpson Chuck.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 13 August 2010 14:58 (thirteen years ago) link
For Homer Johnny http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/07/23/metalsucks-and-bring-back-glam-present-the-ten-best-must-have-glam-metal-albums-the-final-countdown/
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 13 August 2010 14:59 (thirteen years ago) link
xp: Johnny Fever, did you vote for Foghat in this poll?
― r.i.p. soup (kkvgz), Friday, 13 August 2010 14:59 (thirteen years ago) link
Maybe I am like Chuck in the way that I champion what I truly like, but I honestly think I have better taste. LOL
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 13 August 2010 15:00 (thirteen years ago) link
we all champion what we truly like, I know I do.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 13 August 2010 15:00 (thirteen years ago) link
19 Metallica · Master of Puppets (1985) (845 Points, 22 votes -TWO #1 votes)http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drd700/d778/d77804sbbed.jpg
too low
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 13 August 2010 15:01 (thirteen years ago) link
As far as post'90 '80s style metal goes, I was into Saigon Kick for their first couple albums. But then they kind of imploded after a tiny mtv hit (which of course was an acoustic ballad in the wake of "More Than Words").
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 13 August 2010 15:03 (thirteen years ago) link
We're in the top 20, anyone who says too low from now on gets their bollocks smeared in gravy,tied up and left dangling for Henry.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 13 August 2010 15:04 (thirteen years ago) link
awesome album, always been a close second to ride the lightning for me though
― ciderpress, Friday, 13 August 2010 15:05 (thirteen years ago) link
This poll is just too metal for bill.
^Screw you Herm. YOu know where I was last night. A FUCKING SLAYER CONCERT. You can take your Borises,Sleepy Bananas Gorilla Shit Museum, Slough Fegs, Nirvanas and Black MEtal dorks and SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS. What i saw last night was fucking pulverizing and kicks the shit out of the 90% of this list that isnt Sabbath.
― Chicago to Philadelphia: "Suck It" (Bill Magill), Friday, 13 August 2010 15:06 (thirteen years ago) link
The dudes in Banana Sleepy Gorilla shit would be cowering in fear if they had to share the stage with fucking Slayer.
too high imo
― ha, wolves, what a bunch of sissies (Ioannis), Friday, 13 August 2010 15:07 (thirteen years ago) link
While Bill and I probably don't see completely eye to eye on what's good and what's not, we are unified in disgust of this list as a whole.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 13 August 2010 15:07 (thirteen years ago) link
metal is all about verse-chorus thrashing w/ pentatonic melodic sensibility and guitar solos
that is what metal is and we have ruined it
― BLACK METAL IST KRIIIIIIIEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGG (acoleuthic), Friday, 13 August 2010 15:08 (thirteen years ago) link
rip metal
this list is severely lacking in KISS imo
― ciderpress, Friday, 13 August 2010 15:09 (thirteen years ago) link
REAL TALK
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 13 August 2010 15:09 (thirteen years ago) link
lolxp quadruple lols
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 13 August 2010 15:10 (thirteen years ago) link
Metal is what I witnessed last night. Not Ulver. Not even close.
― Chicago to Philadelphia: "Suck It" (Bill Magill), Friday, 13 August 2010 15:10 (thirteen years ago) link
Bill did you vote for a slayer album made in the last 19 years?
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 13 August 2010 15:11 (thirteen years ago) link
My top Metallica album placed way low on this poll, but Master of Puppets at least has Orion - my #1 pick from the tracks poll - on it. I haven't listened to the record as a whole in years either, but I've had Damage Inc. floating around in and out of my head for a few days (amongst all this other metal!).
― r.i.p. soup (kkvgz), Friday, 13 August 2010 15:13 (thirteen years ago) link
I didn't, but that's because I didn't double up all that much. I would stan for the newest one and Christ Illusion, though. xp
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 13 August 2010 15:14 (thirteen years ago) link
18 Guns 'N Roses · Appetite for Destruction (1987) (851 Points, 18 votes - TWO #1 voters)http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf500/f549/f54995xbhar.jpghttp://open.spotify.com/album/3J7nG90gJ4NcGlTLGqquaj
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 13 August 2010 15:16 (thirteen years ago) link
Hair metal for johnny
Glad we got Platter of Crumpets (er... Master of Puppets) out of the way already. That fucking album. Ugh.
― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Friday, 13 August 2010 15:17 (thirteen years ago) link
Henry is waiting btw hes hungry.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 13 August 2010 15:17 (thirteen years ago) link
Metallica, GnR... let's go ahead and clear out all those despicable touchstones.
Megadeth, anyone?
Appetite pretty much transcends hair metal, dudes. It's among the ALL TIME greats in popular music in general.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 13 August 2010 15:18 (thirteen years ago) link
eh, I guess
It's only got three really good songs on it and one's a cover
― How could you forget the crazy hooker? (HI DERE), Friday, 13 August 2010 15:19 (thirteen years ago) link
Does your copy have three previously unheard bonus tracks, Dan??
― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Friday, 13 August 2010 15:21 (thirteen years ago) link
:D
― AVANT-ELECTRO METAL IST KRIIIIIIIEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGG (acoleuthic), Friday, 13 August 2010 15:22 (thirteen years ago) link
lol no, I am willing to back the singles off of that album
don't care about anything else
― How could you forget the crazy hooker? (HI DERE), Friday, 13 August 2010 15:22 (thirteen years ago) link
also willing to back the song "Master of Puppets" but other than that don't really care about that Metallica album either
― How could you forget the crazy hooker? (HI DERE), Friday, 13 August 2010 15:23 (thirteen years ago) link
master of puppets is great
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 13 August 2010 15:24 (thirteen years ago) link
Sad that St. Anger didn't show up. :(
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 13 August 2010 15:26 (thirteen years ago) link
yr actually trolling there so its ok
― AVANT-ELECTRO METAL IST KRIIIIIIIEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGG (acoleuthic), Friday, 13 August 2010 15:26 (thirteen years ago) link
Interesting, 6 #1 votes and not even in the top 20 for Funhouse. A piss poor showing for the greatest rock album of any sort, light, heavy, soft, hard or metal. Makes me wonder if there are people who voted in the poll who never heard it.
Also surprised to see Master Of Puppets fail to make the top 5. Maybe it was overplayed and votes split with Ride The Lightning.
Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath was indeed voted the first modern metal album - What's the first modern metal album?
I disagree, but I do think it is an awesome album, not just because it was first. It certainly measures up close to Sabbath's three other best albums which will apparently be ruling the top 20.
― Fastnbulbous, Friday, 13 August 2010 15:29 (thirteen years ago) link
Appetite was my #2. Johnny's right btw.
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 13 August 2010 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link
17 Darkthrone · A Blaze in the Northern Sky (1992) (855 Points, 20 points - ONE #1 vote)http://www.metal-archives.com/images/6/1/2/612.jpghttp://open.spotify.com/album/4ywDt046dDB2OtWLqKwvMF
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 13 August 2010 15:31 (thirteen years ago) link
OK FUCK YOU PEOPLE
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 13 August 2010 15:31 (thirteen years ago) link
awesome
― AVANT-ELECTRO METAL IST KRIIIIIIIEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGG (acoleuthic), Friday, 13 August 2010 15:32 (thirteen years ago) link
can someone do me a favor and list out which of the death/black metal guys are horrible racists and which ones aren't so I at least have some goalposts to go by as I investigate this stuff
― How could you forget the crazy hooker? (HI DERE), Friday, 13 August 2010 15:32 (thirteen years ago) link
never rly HEARD any Darkthrone, but awesome
Johnny, if Kix showed up, I don't think people would be saying "OK FUCK YOU PEOPLE"
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 13 August 2010 15:32 (thirteen years ago) link
because for real, I don't care how talented you are, if you are saying shit about me and mine you need to never see any of my money ever and hopefully one day you will be killed
― How could you forget the crazy hooker? (HI DERE), Friday, 13 August 2010 15:33 (thirteen years ago) link
xp: yeah don't be so sure about that
Dan, just avoid Burzum, Drudkh and Enslaved and you should be ok
― AVANT-ELECTRO METAL IST KRIIIIIIIEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGG (acoleuthic), Friday, 13 August 2010 15:33 (thirteen years ago) link
How does that work?
― tom d: he did what he had to do now he is dead (Tom D.), Friday, 13 August 2010 15:34 (thirteen years ago) link
dan this is about Darkthrone - Transilvanian Hunger
Some pressings have the phrase 'Norsk Arisk Black Metal' (Norwegian Aryan Black Metal), but due to the negative response of many distributors around the world,that phrase was replaced by "True Norwegian Black Metal" in later pressings.
the reason I've never checked them out.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 13 August 2010 15:35 (thirteen years ago) link